So cute Im so short and used to be teased about it this is soo sweet

Oohh, if only this wasn't dead on true...

Shhh, no...no, nooooo. Dont speak! Dont speak! Go! My gentle Scorpio!

So many times.. :P

so cute!

funny even at age 6 i already knew i never wanted to be an adult. am still too naive however.

That battle between sleep and urge to pee

Could use a super comfy one, as i call myself Gaseous Clay! World's Champion #1 Farter!

hadouken!!!

Ahahahahahahahaahahahahah!!

♥Awwww♥ that never happened to me...

Extremely corny, misleading & maybe a tad worrisome. Though it's also kinda endearingly sweet & vulnerable to dare to say something so cheesy.

True story.

Same. Every. Single. Morning.

Ooww, you soo had this coming...

I see both of you guys have iPhone X.. so both of your kidneys are gone?

Fantastic strategy, to be commended! Simply must remember this tactic.

Ice cream makes eveything better.

so thats why i always drop my phone. my childlike hands defeat me again

How many phones did she have

Stupid gravity

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No! They've simply become far too big thus defeating their initial effort... Don't blame her lady like hands, would you be attracted to her if she had huge man-hands!?

Kind of cute

about time you allow her to step up beyond the short jokes.

Damn this is as cute af

A true relationship begins not with the first kiss, but the first fart.

guilty!

*GASP*!! *sharp intake of air through the lips* Let us be honest...shall we??? The first word that popped into your head was NOT "nagging"...RIGHT?!??!

I like how that chicken in all 3 frame is giving -_-

TRIGGERED!!!!!! No I'm totally kidding it's so true

This is adorable! :)

one cooks, the other cleans dishes

she's so adorable & must be a great long term com-panda!

poor pikachu! i always wondered lol

worst thing about them is everything you touch seems to sting and/or burn (salt, vinegar, pickle juice, anything!!

the reason I have trust issues

Smart guy !

i think that's a cause we can all get behind :D

Ahh, stop you even made me blush with this ever so sweet, slightly nerdy one.

Oh yes it is & is my favorite! You should actually wear it out because it looks soo very cute & becoming on you, really!!!

That's an absolute definite YES! He can't even contain himself with you in that dress sweetie! Sneak back a month later & surprise her with this dress; bet her mid changes then.

If she doesn't want you to see, you should respect that

oof this is creepy- But those types of drivers do really need to learn not to drive with their lights on so bright >.>

Uhh. Exactly how mine looks & smells underneath, yet can't sleep without it!

Ed Sheeran for the win

Bad bird karma... they know how much you tease your tease your partner over "shortness" Jolly Green Giant!

LOLOLOL!!!

never saw that but still find this endearing & cute.

Yep, me and my long distance fiancee have this sometimes, (chuckles) :D We don't worry about it, ehehe we waits for next connection, ehehehe :D

Frigophobia! Same here.

Thank you. Hahahahaha

addictive little bugger isn't it?

can i fire my boss ? LOL , then my boss will be the next to be fired