You made my crappy day better

Thou shalt not eat hamberders

Thou shalt not commit hamberger

Thou shalt not pregart

not even a bigly one?

God's mistakes in roughly chronological order[edit] Creating female counterparts for all the males of each (two-gendered) species, yet forgetting to make a female human until at least a day later. Creating Eve out of Adam's rib, rather than out of thin air like his omnipotent self. First, the poor guy's missing a rib for the rest of his life. Second, Eve was then made out of Adam, so all love from then on out was reduced to narcissism and all sex reduced to incest or self-gratification (i.e. sin). Letting sin exist Letting things on Earth get so out of hand that he had to wipe the slateand start over. While he's wiping the slate, He simply refuses to wipe the slate totally clean. He has to save Noahand family for the next round of inbreeding, instead of re-creating humanity from scratch. This leads to the next round of wiping the slate known as the Great Tribulation or Yawm ad-Din. Going nuts because of the Tower of Babel, but doing nothing about Burj Khalifa, topping at 2,722 feet. Forgetting to smite Abraham for his incestuous marriage to his half-sister Sarah. Leading his people out of slavery in Egypt only to settle down in the only part of the Middle East where there's no oil. Fathering a son through an engaged virgin (secretly, and without any prior notice to her fiancé) in open defiance to the laws he himself setback in Deuteronomy 22:25[2], and expecting her to be honored. Writing the Old Testament and then having to send his Only Begotten Son down to Paul and some anonymous latecomers revise it, leaving everyone thoroughly confused. Forgetting to smite Himself/Jesusfor working on the Sabbath. Still failing to get his message across properly even after his Only Begotten Son had come and gone,[3]meaning that a few hundred years later he had to get some messenger called Gabriel to dictate[4] Version 3.0[5] to some bloke called Mohammed. And possibly another version 3.0 to some bloke named Joseph Smith about 1000 years later. Telling us (through clergies) that we will be judged on how we decide to act in life, while designing the world around the idea that how we decide to act has been predetermined. Allowing the Holocaust to happen, along with Stalin's Purges, Mao's Culture War, Pol Pot's Killing Fields, and 9/11 along with countless other atrocities. Letting ISIS exist

All god is is a justification of consciousness not a real thing