I will never be able to unsee this and I'm ok with that.

It's not fair... men can get old, grow a beard and suddenly become permanently sexy. That happened to me ONE SUMMER in high school and it's all been downhill from there. Dwight looks HOT

That is one of my favorite lines. Thank you for this gem!

if you overthink overthinking you come out OK: That's not a traffic light in the highlighted fraction of the picture; it's a portion of the case holding a traffic light.

My dad did this once

Anne Jones: that's the joke. If you had actually seen The Office then you would've understood

Truth.

Phyllis is my spirit animal

I’ve heard this way to many times and I despise this quote

This is me 100%. I will try to get out of my own birthday dinner most years.

There is a way to make the images work: click format picture and select text wrap. This works well.

Don’t downvote me but I gotta say it now that I saw it. “only in ohio”

This always makes la laugh. Back in the nineties I worked in resort real estate rentals. Saturday was the busy day. People had to check out by 10am, and the condos had to be cleaned by 2pm which was check in time. Check out wasn’t so bad, because most people left their rental packet and keys in our dropbox. Then the office doors were locked, and there was a sign on them that said, in huge letters, that check in time was not until 2pm, and no early check ins were allowed. Even if someone pounded on the doors and/or tried to force the them open, we did NOT let them in. Every single Saturday, I would take two aspirin at 1:55pm, right before the doors opened, because I knew damned well that before the afternoon was over, I would have a splitting headache if I didn’t. Prevention is nine tenths of the cure. I also was one of the two people in charge of the cleaners, and took my complaints from customers whose units weren’t cleaned, or weren’t cleaned well, or just people who were dreaming about how perfect their cheaper older unit built in the sixties or seventies that has never been renovated was going to be. There are times when you could scrub a hole through something and it will never look any cleaner. Also, cleaners would start the dishwasher and put the wash in the dryer (departing renters were supposed to put the dishes in the dishwasher and the linens in the washer, and turn both on, before leaving), but didn’t have time to stick around to unload either one. People would complain the entire unit wasn’t clean because the dryer and dishwasher weren’t unloaded. Granted, sometimes there were cleaners who didn’t do their job, or were running late because of traffic and/or units that were ungodly filthy and took longer to clean, but I cannot tell you how many times we’d send the cleaning companies’ inspectors to condos people said weren’t clean, only to find the place was so clean you could eat off the floors but those two things were their only (non-)complaints. The condition that some people left those privately owned condos in would shock you. Believe me, I have seen some s**t and I have stories.

That's what she said

Except Michael would be the one "turning the fan off"

The pilot was nearly word for word the pilot of the original British version. You have to watch more episodes to get a handle on the characters and story, as they grew and changed with each one, and made the series their own instead of a carbon copy of the original—-which played to an audience with a somewhat different sense of humor to ours (still hilarious, but then again I’m married to a Brit, so I get it).

Who found this picture of me?

It’s only natural, you side with the person who said yes

Im in this and i don't like it.

I know how you feel now that I'm approaching your age.

Poor Jim. First he gets dissed by Cathy, and now this.

Wasn't it Jim's footage from Scranton that is in the actual intro? Hold on- consulting my Office Encyclopedia

I'm not fast. Help

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

Me spotting that space: "Nah, too tight."

Pam was actually kind of nice-ish to Dwight, and would even tell Jim when a prank had gone too far, or was inappropriate. So Dwight considered her a friend. I’ve always thought it was a residual effect of his head injury from the accident in “The Injury”. (If you know, you know.)

I really need to know the context.

I didn't know Dwight Shrute was the Disaster Girl. :o

The quote...