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New York City is crazy. But I guess it would be unreasonable to put over 8 million people in one place and expect things to just be normal like in a quiet little suburb.

However, there's no one way to describe the way living there feels. So a few days ago, Dan Saltzstein made a tweet, asking all the locals to share their personal experiences that perfectly encapsulate the City that Never Sleeps. And they were happy to oblige.

Image credits: dansaltzstein

From riding the subway to visiting the Bronx Zoo, pretty soon Dan's single tweet evolved into a massive thread with one story funnier than the next.

I don't know if spending your days in New York City is easy, but it definitely sounds thrilling.

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Kel_how
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spanish past tenses throw me for a loop!

Martha Higgins
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How sweet and kind of the young girl!

Micah
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can read Spanish pretty well, understand it spoken somewhat, and I'm good at pronunciation. The tense always trips me up and that's why I can't speak it that well.

Zoe Booth
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You had to point out she was white because ???

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Writer, historian, and curator Hugh Ryan, who contributed to this thread with a hilarious tweet about a drag queen, grew up in the city's suburbs but his family is from the Bronx. "I've lived in NYC for the last 20+ years," Ryan told Bored Panda. "I love the constant stream of the unexpected, the way you're never sure what even just a simple subway ride will hold!"

But that's not to say that it's all good. For example, Ryan thinks that Rikers Island is a moral stain on the city. Situated between Queens and the Bronx, Rikers is home to New York City's main jail complex and has been said to host "institutionalized, Fight Club–esque beatings—some fatal—of inmates, especially mentally ill ones, by corrections officers."

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    arsather Report

    CMKB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kind of guy, the complete stranger, helping out.

    Mindghost
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stranger was very aware of his surroundings. Impressive!

    Stephanie IV
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That savior guy is probably waking up to I got you every morning.

    A Person
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This prevented me from snapping at my teacher

    Imogene Cargeaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven't these tourists ever seen basically any and every show or movie filmed in New York? There's always someone getting sprayed by a taxi that's too close to the curb! Cmon now.

    Aeon Flux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people who come here are really overwhelmed when they're on the streets. There's so much going on, sounds and sights, stimulus everywhere. It's hard to stay totally aware!

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    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He never took it, just tilted it down more so they didn't get wet. Not unheard of but kindness can be rare in the big city.

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    Aeon Flux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is quintessential New York.

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    Eppe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feeling safe because of guy that was scarier than the scary guy, but only to the scary guy.

    New York City is often described as a concrete jungle, but as U.S. News pointed out, there's plenty of nature too. Local officials are dedicated to maintaining and improving access to green spaces. There are more than 1,700 parks, playgrounds, and recreational facilities across the five boroughs. And while Central Park may be referred to as "New York City's backyard," the relatively new High Line – an urban revitalization project in the Lower East Side – is quickly becoming a favorite among residents and visitors.

    The buzzing metropolis is also home to numerous world-class museums, a legendary theater scene, and a dizzying array of nightlife venues. Outside Manhattan, nearby beaches lure sun-seeking residents in the summer, and the Coney Island amusement park has been entertaining families for decades.

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    Paul C.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you did say a manhole!

    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was at a party with the ninja turtles.

    13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would PAY to witness something as completely random as this 😂😂😍😍

    BusyLizzy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's killing me that I'll never know the story behind this.

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what happens when they raise their rent in New York.

    Karis Ravenhill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the things that make me want to go to NYC, not the fancy tourist attractions, but the insane locals who always keep you on your toes. Maybe I'll take a trip there when that city calms down, went a bit off the deep end recently.

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    Me Oh My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. My. God. That is MAGNIFICENT.

    best turtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow he was prepared for smartasses

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't f**k with someone that prepared

    Bec Jac
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were at a Jimmy Buffett concert and the guys in front of us snuck margaritas in, in a zip lock hidden in their socks...yes, we drank some!

    Marilyn leger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in TEXAS and I can't find a perfect frozen margarita!

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    NYC is a place written about in songs, it has served as the backdrop for countless movies and TV shows. It has inspired people worldwide with its grandiosity but a few years ago, one survey found that it resonates especially well with Millennials. 20% of them believe it's their ideal city.

    2,000 people born between 1982 and 1998 were asked to rate 20 qualities on a 1 to 10 scale (with 10 connoting the highest importance), revealing what they look for in a city to call home.

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    petermarksdrama Report

    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remy going to work. Glad he got a job!

    Johnny Pierce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! In the 80s I was watching a movie in Times Square and the people behind me were munching on their popcorn so loudly I finally turned around to ask them if they could eat the popcorn more quietly. It wasn't people. It was 2 giant rats.

    Lucas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you tell them 'AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!'? Actually, more interested to find out if you stayed and finished the film??!!!

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    Esca Sav
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People might read this and think it's a joke, but as a neighboring Jersey resident... I can confirm they legit got the subway system down... Rats and pigeons as far as I've seen.

    Seán Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's dogs that do the same on the Moscow metro.

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    Michelle C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Former New Yorker...seen stray cats and pigeons do that too!

    Otter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a semi-rural town, where the wild turkeys have learned to use the crosswalks... with the light! But you win.

    Ann Coffman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they can, unless they have imbibed on too much... ahem, Wild Turkey.

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    Urbangirlatl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Further proof that rats are a whole lot more intelligent than they get credit for.

    Jaithesaint
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re programmed to learn directions. I’m just shocked that they waited for their damn stop lol

    AndyR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen pigeons do that in London. It's surreal.

    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess rats figured out how to use public transportation a long time ago. They would be surprised if we told them we have to pay for it though.

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    Sophie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need more men like this. How do we do that.

    Nul Nemo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We educate them since they are kids.😉

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    Miss Melanie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priceless🙌🏾💪🏾🥰👏🏾

    CultOfBambi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if it's the same chap from a few posts above who saved the tourists from getting sprayed by the traffic in the rain?

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope someone continued to feed the penguins

    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on Buren. It's a zoo. Lenny wasn't a random dude giving them breadcrumps. He was a keeper.

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    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is how people did before mobile phones

    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Street payphones were pretty cool, they had their own number and you could arrange a call with a friend who had no money and no phone at home. Or just call random people and make pranks.

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    that weird weeb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what the guy phoning Lenny wanted to talk about?

    LAURA LAKE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved answering payphones in NYC . It was always surreal

    Anne Davis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best one! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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    The top three qualities were economic in nature: a thriving job market (average score: 8.19), affordable rent (7.94) and affordable home prices (7.55). Beyond those core three, the ratings for quality of life metrics were fairly evenly dispersed: parks or hiking trails got 6.52, non-chain restaurants received 6.49, and quality pizza ended up with 6.11.

    Items ranging from top-rate public schools (6.07) to an LGBTQ-friendly environment (5.47) to access to music venues (5.38) also had above average ratings. In fact, the only quality not achieving a score greater than 5 was the presence of a local college or university (4.99).

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you smoke him out, he'll help you move out. Them's the rules.

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gas, grass or a$$, them's the rules. Grass everytime for me 😂

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    Sam Cook
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From causing Carnage to showing kindness.

    Fat Harry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he just wanted to talk about Rampart.

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    thuntin Report

    mulk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern problem require modern solution

    Miss Melanie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this anonymous pretzel & library loving man. The visual is priceless 😆

    Ellie Rosser
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that how they twist them up at the bakery in the first place?

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    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome!! My favorite show and favorite actor!! They should have kept you in the scene. Made it more realistic.

    Big Dog Island
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were filming law and order one night on the corner where I lived, they kept running by my apartment yelling the same lines over and over from midnight till 3am, I turned into one of those stereotypical New Yorkers and opened my window and cursed at them to shut the f* up.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should’ve kept you in—-you would’ve had a truly genuine natural reaction, something actors can only try to fake, because acting.

    Marsha Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in the Bronx in the 1950s; a number of TV shows were shot in the Gold Medal Studios in my neighborhood, among them "Car 54 Where are You?" and "The Naked City." We often saw Car 54 driving around with the main actors. (The car was green and white, to make it look black and white on the pre-color tvs.) But the best incident was filming a program of the Naked City, of a fur loft heist, where the robbers threw fur coats out of the second-story window. They rented a real fur store on the main commercial thoroughfare, and filmed it in broad daylight. Naturally, it attracted a crowd, kept behind barriers. Each time another fur was thrown, the crowd emitted a sort of deep-throated moan, ugh/ahh. All of that was filtered out of the broadcast, which took place silently in the dead of night.

    Lynn Morello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have left it in for authenticity,.

    Evelyn Haskins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their faultm,They should have booked the time and place AND paid forit!

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    Agnes Jekyll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if there were some sort of NYC momentous occasions and people game, this would certainly give you a head start.

    E
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was divine intervention.

    Gregg Bender
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand that Sir Paul is a real gentleman.

    Axolotl King
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone gets this we have to be friends: Straight Hair, Straight A's, Straight forward, straight girl...

    A few interesting distinctions arose after dividing by age range, comparing 18-to-22 year-olds with 23-to-28 year-olds and 29-to-34 year-olds. Employment and housing were key concerns among all three groups, though affordable rent outranked job prospects only for the youngest cohort.

    For the oldest group, home purchase prices were more important than rental prices. While unsurprising, the differences among age groups did reflect a recent trend. The survey suggests that Millennials do, in fact, want to buy their own place.

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    Teenygozer Report

    Anton Kider
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I very often have to walk in front of a well known monument in my city. There can be between 10 and 50 people taking photos of it, every day. I won't stop and cross in front of them while they're shooting. I'm sure I'm in hundreds of tourists' photos.

    Julie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's playing "where's waldo" in NYC

    Ann Coffman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Where's Teeny?" Why, here, here, here... And here!!!

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    Aeon Flux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people have codes they live by, even if they look nothing like yours.

    that weird weeb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to be illegal, be responsible about it. Chaotic good once again

    Trish Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh......an "ethical" drug dealer! Lol

    Amanda Hartley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A drug dealer with a conscience !!

    Renita Fox
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    3 years ago

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    “Condition ?” How old are you ?

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's odd, I wonder what year that was?

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right you're from SA right? Not being creepy I just remember from a previous post. Did he live in NY ever I wonder or visiting?

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    Lillian Swaim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    an NO he didn't die in the 80's or whatever, the "Mandela effect" is just stubborn people misremembering

    Ingrid Vipond
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    Nice man later in life... He did murder hundreds of people! Everyone seems to keep forgetting WHY he went to jail in the first place

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was initially tried for treason since he opposed the government but was actually jailed for illegally leaving the country and then again for sabotage. Murder was never even considered as a charge. You're South African too and at least somewhere near my age group so I KNOW you should know better.

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    80 Van
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell us that he then had to take that cab to his destination.

    Little king trash mouth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that sounds like the most nyc thing ever, lol

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    The survey was carried about by apartment search site Abodo (now Rentable). According to Sam Radbil, the communications manager at the company, the result shows that millennials are career driven.

    "Despite [their] reputation for being lazy or entitled, they care about the job market and their careers," he told Forbes. "They are looking for a place that is affordable."

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    ErraticEel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never ever heard a bad story about Michael J Fox. He seems to be a good guy like Tom Hanks

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    lol idk
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the wedding ring at marriage costed over 6 mil. AND THE FLOWERS COSTED 8 MIL

    Sheila Stamey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that was behind awesome. Bartending weddings is cool in the main but that one oh my!

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    HeleneAgain Report

    Agnes Jekyll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never underestimate a knitting lady.

    Otter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ladies must have been doing their peeping for a long time, why else would they all have binoculars?

    Rebekah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay sucks but the benefits are great.

    rumade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the art is there, enjoy it

    Edison Michael
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Agatha Christie teaches us anything, it is to never presume, especially when it comes to knitting old ladies.

    Ann Coffman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the ladies saw them coming!!

    MK Square
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    imagine if the roles were reversed...

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    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way the NSA, CIA or FBI can tap you’re a tin-can phone

    Brendan McCarthy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a comic once that had exactly that scenario, showed a string tied on in the middle leading down to a van...

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    best turtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    using cans because phones cost too much

    Daniel Ikelman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of just using the phone...B.S. story

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    But affordable housing is an ongoing problem in New York City, with one-bedroom apartments renting for several thousand dollars a month. To see how crazy the prices get, you can watch this video by YouTuber Shan Rizwan where he tries to guess how much random New Yorkers pay for rent.

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    While housing costs are skyrocketing in Manhattan, they have also risen in the other boroughs – especially Brooklyn. Those looking to save some money often look to communities in Connecticut and New Jersey, or on Long Island.

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    profesoratm Report

    Summer Mason
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Stares at my cat*.... um.... how does one walk a cat? What witchery is this?

    Loretta Hines
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should check out on Instagram 1bike1world a Scottish guy travels around Europe with a cat he rescued as an abandoned kitten. Dean takes her everywhere, she is on a leash and totally toilet trained for when they stay in apartments she uses the toilet. He raises funds for animal welfare.

    /bored_as_heck/
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is Spanglish? Can someone explain?

    juice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a combination of Spanish and English words/grammar. i assume Terry and the elderly woman both knew Spanish and English, and their conversation contained words in both languages. (maybe this will help? tumblr_inl...h8_640.jpg tumblr_inline_nq06tiS9oM1s6kzh8_640.jpg )

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    Author Amanda Weaver settled in New York in 1995, so she has spent over a quarter of a century there. "I love New York's diversity and energy," she told Bored Panda. "It's never boring!"

    However, she agreed that it's an expensive place to live. "Every year the rents go up more than paychecks," Weaver said.

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    May
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free Broadway show!

    ArchiBookworm
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction! They were filming something! "T’aint Nobody’s Biz-ness If I Do from “Bullets Over Broadway”" https://vimeo.com/576459393

    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, thank you. That was a joy to watch. Some cracking tap dancing.

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    ArchiBookworm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the suits and hats - I'm thinking How to Succeed in Business? Its not the right music for Mary Poppins or West Side Story. Anyone recognize it?

    Duncan Rogers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    might have been West Side Story.

    Otter
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody in "West Side Story" wears suits.

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    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a Mary Poppins show? Looks like the chimney sweeps' dance.

    Joe Reaves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're a bit too smartly dressed for that. I was thinking Guys and Dolls but I can't figure which number it would be if it is. Something set in that era I'd say though.

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    Richard Hunt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys and Dolls by the looks of it I'm from BROOKLYN

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    luc_chat Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before blackberry and apple, there was banana

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THe banana is an upgrade from the pinky and thumb.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_xfouK5KRc

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    If you decide to just visit New York City, comfortable shoes are a must because getting around often involves walking. But if you opt to get around on foot, pay attention when crossing the street! Traffic congestion is a major problem there and pedestrian accidents are a growing public concern.

    "I'm a major museum nerd, and we have some of the best museums in the world, so I think any tourist coming here should try at least one — from a heavy hitter like The Whitney or El Museo del Barrio, to a niche delight like The City Reliquary or the Lesbian Herstory Archives," Hugh Ryan suggested. "Of course, you can experience the vibe of the city without living here, though you also experience new aspects of it the longer you stay and the more you do. As Delia Ephron wrote, 'New Yorkers are born all over the country.'"

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they know you were new to N. Y. ?

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you apologized and asked for a fork.

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    Dariusz M. D.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they know, you ask? Who cares? Free cake.

    Raoul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did you get the fork?

    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's possible that someone could make good money, with the kind of "hotel for young women that no longer exists". Do you think there are enough young women that can afford hotels, or residence hotels?

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    Danielle Keller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would let that guy hold the other end of the paper

    Miss Melanie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would’ve did some kind of introduction at that point & come up w/a good sharing strategy lol

    daking
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gotta finish that article...

    that weird weeb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me read the rest of the squirrel-boy in Times Square, mate.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone else's paper is always much more interesting somehow.

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    castanton Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would happen to any person from the colonies or UK. It's super rude.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time before Karen and "IWANTTOSPEAKWITHMANAGA!"

    Weaver thinks that every tourist should see a Broadway show. "There's more talent packed in on this island than anywhere else in the world," she said. "Don't miss it!"

    The author also believes that tourists can get a taste of the city's vibe on a visit, but she thinks they'll never get the true New York experience without living there. "All the wild stuff happens when you're in the middle of an ordinary day... taking the subway home while a dude who claims to be an alien plays his saxophone to earn cash to repair his spaceship (true story), walking up 8th Ave to your office and stumbling into a murder investigation (true story), chatting with your weird neighbor while you both shovel your cars out of the snow (he loves cats)."

    "I love New York. Best city in America," Weaver concluded. And I think many of the people who made these tweets would say the same.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharing is caring, honey. wtf

    Vlacas12
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF? I would have slapped him the second he kissed me! And then reporting him for harassment and mouth theft!

    Jude Corrigan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the betting, he got home and said to his wife. 'I got your sister back today for stealing the leftovers at Thanksgiving' Wife say 'How?' He says 'Saw her at her favourite diner. Stole her sandwich right off her plate! Kissed her on the cheek so there was no hard feelings!' Wife says 'My sister's been on holiday in Europe for the last few days....'

    that weird weeb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he thought you were someone else?

    Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We went to New York for a few days and arrived there at 4am, so we figured out we don't need a hotel for the first 'night' and we just going to wait until the morning. While waiting a complete normal wealthy looking office guy comes after party and asks if we would buy him a bagel and a coffee.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he'd have done that if you were a man?

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    dantoujours Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picture or it doesn't happen... wait

    Scout Gillespie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These goats were a frequent sight in the theater district when they were performing in Once on This Island. They commuted to work from Westchester during the run because it is not permissible for goats to live in a theater. There were numerous articles on them including in the NYT and one of them attended the Tony Awards. The woman with them is Lydia DesRoche, a well known trainer for Broadway shows, animal rescuer and vegan.

    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! You've set my worries about a blood sacrifice to rest!

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    CMKB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she took good care of them but by looks of her coat, probably not, probably made a new coat.

    Must Be Bored Again
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My town decided to go back to natures way of removing weeds on roadside field and open areas. Going "goat" meant lots less labor, no chemicals, etc. Great idea, everyone thinks. Until two wise guys goats figure how to jump the temporary fencing that holds them in area needing clean up. So I am now parked on the side of the road with a big dent and miscellaneous hoof dents all across the hood of my car. So police get called because goats are under state highway Dept. So now, me and two highway department employees, the police and a reporter who heard the police radio call are trying to figure out who gives what info to whom. The next day, full color photo on the front page, holding my head and just saying, "I can't believe it and shaking my head in disbelief.

    K Sarfo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Law and ordet has taught me that she is on her way to ask for a hex, but since goats are illigal without permit in NY and she dosnt have any faviours with the community she has to bring her own.. Right?

    Joshua Selbitschka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I've got a mission from Payday 2 in mind. And it is one screwed up mission to say the least.

    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like there are pet carriers in the back of the van, thats how I transported my pygmy goats, just not in a taxi, in my suv lol

    Bec Jac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I picked up a goat for my kids and only had my car to take her in...she was fine, she sat inbetween the front and back seats but...I still find poop balls in my car. I miss my goats

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    Elie_Goldberg Report

    Lorrie Rothstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Samuel Jackson should have been on the train. I don't want any m**********r snakes on this train

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol Id be the dude just casually watching.... One time a dude dropped his revolver in the liquor store I was working at and my only reaction was dullishly saying "you dropped something"

    Jaithesaint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The “my guy” 😂 cuz I’m from NUUU YOOOK

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the guy with the suitcase stole the bystanders snake ? ? ?

    juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the snake belonged to suitcase guy, and the bystander was just commenting on the situation

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    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snakes bite to hunt or to defend themselves. If the OP did nothing threatening or frightening, he wouldn't have been bitten

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    KCinHR Report

    ravn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to hear it...I realized years ago that bagpipes were the missing ingredient in punk rock, I think they'll work with Skynyrd too...

    Mrs S
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So old...

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    upserny Report

    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it wasn't a drag Cher impersonator? She's lost Cher-look-alike competitions to some (so has Dolly Parton).

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, Cher takes the bus?

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    rachelsklar Report

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love stores that play fun music ! I love to sing and dance going down the isles. My children hate this about me tho 😂I don’t know why

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would always sing with the grocery store jams!

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    LindaVT Report

    Kar Red Roses
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😍 your Christmas letter home that year was glorious I bet

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good guy, great actor

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    FinkNYC Report

    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The driver didn't have a way to open the door?

    kaycee14
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doors slide, the strap probably got pulled into the space the door slid into, wedging it so it couldn't close.

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    MSatlof Report

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg how terrible what did they do with the rug

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Called the police, I hope. Or just dumped it elsewhere.

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    Piet Puk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hide and seek winner 1976.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That why you unroll it before you take it...so you can leave the body!!!

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    totally keep the rug, it is a conversation starter.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmfao this is like the premise for a mini series

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the first 5 minutes of a crime drama and then the ones who found the body don't get mentioned again :)

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    Kar Red Roses
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there used to be a weird dude in the Village in the 80s whose thing was getting walked on, and he’d roll himself up in an old rug and lay on the sidewalk hoping to get stepped on.

    13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... was this body already mummified? Otherwise I call b******t on the grounds of ooze and smell.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe, maybe not, depends on how fermented the corpse was.

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    RodentHour Report

    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm wondering if she only wanted the condom or a penïs to go in it as well.

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    korze322 Report

    kaycee14
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I walked from 5th Ave. and 17th St. in Manhattan, over the 59th St. bridge into Queens, then up to the far edge of Astoria, in my office skirt and (thankfully low heeled) dress shoes. Churches set up rest stations with water and snacks, bodegas were handing out flip-flops to women whose high heels were killing them. I was hurrying because I thought things would go to he!! after dark, but instead of looting there were block parties, with people grilling up the contents of their refrigerators before the meat went bad. It was amazing!

    Miss Melanie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love reading how New Yorkers really came together & helped during this awful moment in time😌

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    AlisonBaker01 Report

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Messenger pigeon. Tired that day.

    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At time of reading - all stories so far have been about animals

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    RhoadesLeasa Report

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, how much did the Asian guy weigh ?

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you really want an estimate, I'd guess somewhere in the neighborhood of 120 to *maybe* 130 lbs, depending on his body type, & how much muscle he had. I'm basing this on my husband. He's not Asian. But he is 5ft tall, with a small build. So probably pretty similar in stature, to the guy in this story. And I've seen him at every size, so I can give you some numbers, that might give you an idea. He was a jockey. Dead fit, in his prime, he was 98-100 lbs. But of course jockeys have to make weight, so they can't have an oz of fat on them. A realistic average weight for him, not too thin, not too fat, is around 125. Anything above about 140 would be heavy, overweight, for his frame. So anyway, if the Asian guy in this story was fit enough to do what he did (& the training it takes to learn technique, will make one fit), but he was still a normal dude (i.e. not overly muscular or overly thin), yeah, I'd say he weighed somewhere around 125 or so.

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    JNelsonRN Report

    Kar Red Roses
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    flagrant line jumping gets you booed here. Also most NYers colloquially say “I’m on line” when queuing/waiting

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    LilyBelle05 Report

    Kar Red Roses
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww I love that! They weren’t hitting on ya either they were just a real film fan

    Grace Noyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That movie scared the crap out of me when I saw it at the theater.

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a fantastic movie though. I enjoyed the plot twist so much.

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    IncRabid Report

    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the ONLY time I might not be able to help myself asking a famous actor to say a line from one of their movies, is with this line and this actor. If I ever meet him I will try to resist, but no guarantees.

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

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    Maim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I bet he hated it. Worked in NYC at a recording studio and every time he came in, he was rude. Up there with the worst for me (Meryl Streep, close second)

    BabaBizzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm about Streep and her equally nasty (untalented and fugly) daughters. Same as Julia Roberts.

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    Leeds Lass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have been able to resist!

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    marthakhoffman Report

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the same guy i went to college with 3 times coincidentally in 3 completely different places in 1 day. The A train, Red Lion and CBGBs.

    Insert Generic Username
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's crazy. I don't think I've ever seen anyone I went to college with even once, much less three times in one day.

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    RibaSusan Report

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would've been interesting to see how the world/US would've turned out if he'd 1) not been assassinated & 2) won the presidential election.

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    pastafazool Report

    Carol Culhane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were likely English or lived there for a while. This is common practise there and you're considered a jerk if you don't do this and are able bodied.

    kaycee14
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Yorkers do this for each other all the time. Strollers, suitcases, whatever. Partly kindness, partly to keep traffic on the stairs flowing!

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    latonella Report

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is a Jew who MARRIED a shiksa (me, lol, though he's never used that term toward me, in a derogatory way; it's more an affectionate running joke). Of course, I have no intention of betraying him, like Delilah did Samson. But still... Should I be worried for him? Hmm... 🤔😂

    Kar Red Roses
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SPOILER ALERT my good woman 🧐

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't...doesn't everyone know how that story ends?

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this whole palestinian/israeli fiasco is even in new york, oy gevalt

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    EmilyDreyfuss Report

    BabaBizzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone should’ve snapped her neck, bloody animal abusing c**t

    Nancy Lynch
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't kill chickens on the MUNI.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I would do for some eel right now

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    russnovack Report

    smugdruggler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone understand this? I have no clue what they're trying to say.

    Kahlo <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russ Novack used to get a quarter pound of Nova Scotia smoked salmon lox (in high demand) every Sunday without having to wait in line. This was because the man who cut lox at Zabar's (a New York deli) was close friends with his girlfriend's parents. The fish-cutter knew her parents from shared experiences during the holocaust, specifically at the Auschwitz concentration camp. Meeskite means "ugly" in Yiddish. It's a cute story about NY Jewish delis, and I hope you can understand it now :)

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    phil bishop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool explanation Kahlo thanks.

    Trish Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, neither. The only thing that rang a bell was when they spoke of Auschwitz.

    ravn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dark chuckle at the "knew him from Auschwitz" line. "Hey, don't I know you from Auschwitz" seems like a question that would either endear or terrify.

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    EllenBarkin Report

    Christina B
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you SEEN Ellen Barkin in Animal House (Netflix) !!! She is what I strive and want to be when I finally grow up - that woman is just sheer talent, gorgeousness and absolute badassery

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    Jon_Gluck Report

    BabaBizzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he suffers from the worst form of cancer for what he did to you. And he is mugged unable to fight back from his frail self. People are s**t. Also glad you’re here to tell the story mate! Cancer is a c**t.

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    stockjill Report

    Insert Generic Username
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fell in love with Maya Angelou in high school. My 10th grade English teacher gave me a copy of I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings to read in my spare time (reading was and still is one of my hobbies) because she couldn't put it in her curriculum due to the book being banned by my high school for having a rape scene in it.

    Romenriel
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda want to read it but it's not translated in my first language. Oh why?

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    Duncan Rogers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That rat was dying. Rats cannot vomit which is why rat poison even works in the first place. In fact, no rodents (not mice, not squirrels, not any of them) can vomit. So that one was in the process of expiring. Living past its warranty. Going in on the final approach.

    13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Springing the Eternal Trap.

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    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably ingested some kind of rodenticide.

    Victor Botha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rats can't vomit, but they do get spasms that look like the convulsions of vomiting. Rat was dying from probably a rodent poison it ingested.

    Al Christensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was critiquing someone's attire.

    smugdruggler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought rats were incapable of vomiting. It's why rat poison works.

    13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insert.... ᴵᵗ ˢᵃʷ ʸᵒ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ'ˢ ᶠᵃᶜᵉᵎ....I'm sorry. 😶

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mean thing to say to your teen, unless they have a loving but super sarcastic relationship like my 17 year old and I do.

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    Tara Dawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harvey is the guy who makes Robin Williams into Mrs.Doubtfire in my world…I’m sure he’s done so much more, though!

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    aubergine10003
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just here to say: "once slice of cheese" is a perfectly normal way to order a slice in NYC. #nativeNYer

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    Stephanie A Mutti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tina Fey strikes me as the kind of person who shows up on time to things if not a tad early.

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    Joe Reaves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The food must be REALLY good!

    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have to go all the time

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Everett, WA it's not uncommon to see nude people just casually walking about. My mom and son saw a totally naked dude cross the street downtown and my brother saw a fully nude, twerking lady by the Home Depot bus stop. What a special city 😂😂😂

    Bec Jac
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow! I have a bunch of family in Everett... I hope I;m not related to them...lol the naked people...lol

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    Cody
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was there an ambulance loading down the way that the cabbie didn't want to wait for?

    Helen Davies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was the cab guy from that other post ... He said his cabbie drove backwards for 40 km to avoid an ambulance road closure.

    Anapv
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "at 40 miles an hour", not for 40 km. 🤣

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    Cold Contagious
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Thriller video was absolutely spectacular when it first came out, still is a amazing phenomenon from the past. To have had a cult experience like that at the premiere sounds insanely fun.

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    Agnes Jekyll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, escaped the Nazis by the skin of their teeth.

    Stephanie IV
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That and they’re comparing unfavorably to produce they used to buy in Berlin.

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    Trish Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sting operation or not, that was very good of you to render aid.

    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    their "entrapment" operation

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fabulous actor, have enjoyed endless hours of TV shows thanks to him.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What's the soup du jour?" "It's the soup of the day." "That sounds good, I'll have that." -Dumb and Dumber

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was very good of him to play bumper guard until drunky got by them.

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    Tobias Rieper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i almost believed this one until the everybody clapped part

    KatHat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, everybody DOES clap. You've never experienced this? ever?

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    Lorrie Rothstein
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    3 years ago

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    I could maybe believe he wanted to make a film but I sure don't believe the director of schindlers list would make a movie called telling jokes in auschwitz

    Ellie Rosser
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? Sounds great. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1352801/

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    KatHat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being cynical about EVERYTHING doesn't make you better than other people.

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    Flash Henry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really curious now what a RamSkeler is

    Piper L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a colloquial term for a university bar/pub/tavern, usually containing products of dubious legality.

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    kaycee14
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd bet everyone recognized him, they were just minding their business. I was on the subway one morning, sitting next to Cynthia Nixon (at the peak of Sex & the City popularity.) From the little glances, I could tell people recognized her, but nobody bothered her.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to live in LA, and it’s the same there. Only tourists bother celebrities when they’re just trying to go about their business, like grocery shopping, eating out, taking their kids to Disneyland, etc.

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    Joe Reaves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a good reason a lot of celebs live in NYC, like John Lennon. I mean it didn't work out so well for him, obviously, but he liked that no one bothered him. He'd sign autographs outside his building but then he could go about his day and not be hassled.

    Trish Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all knew who he was, they were just respecting his privacy. Lol

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    Diane Aguilar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I hate Patti Smith so there's that. FYI, if you want to know why I hate Patti Smith and why she's the perfect example of the "cool girl"/"I'm not like other girls" type of woman we should all be against, read the book Love Goes to Buildings on Fire, which is about the various seminal music scenes going on in NYC in the 1970s. Let's just say Joni Mitchell isn't the only super-talented woman in music Patti Smith has been awful toward. Oh, and the 10,000 Maniacs cover of "Because the Night" is much, much better than the original as well.

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    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you hate a story that leaves out key details: The film is "Regarding Henry" (1991) and OP was cast as Rachel Turner

    Thomas Sweda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, you went to meet someone, or to try out ?

    Joe Reaves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wanted to meet Harrison Ford so she went to try out - they don't let looky-loos in.

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    LivingTheDream
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No... I don't think he was an artist. Besides, He was against violence.

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    Agnes Jekyll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's got to name drop a few of these people, please.

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    Cold Contagious
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some yearn to spread misery, some to spread magic.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't go as hoped, but those replies may have made for interesting reading,maybe more, depending on how big a fan he was of the book.

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    Lorrie Rothstein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The strand is a great bookstore. They got books about everything

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    Agnes Jekyll
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    3 years ago

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    That makes sense. That guy gives off HUGE douche vibes.

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    Cold Contagious
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy needs some therapy, it's really sad, but he's just stuck reliving his trauma cycle and he won't likely find help at the bar.

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    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ?? https://www.nytimes.com/1981/05/26/nyregion/6-shootings-in-brooklyn-this-year-linked-to-sniper.html ??

    Agnes Jekyll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the police couldn't be bothered to catch him?

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