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New York City is crazy. But I guess it would be unreasonable to put over 8 million people in one place and expect things to just be normal like in a quiet little suburb.

However, there's no one way to describe the way living there feels. So a few days ago, Dan Saltzstein made a tweet, asking all the locals to share their personal experiences that perfectly encapsulate the City that Never Sleeps. And they were happy to oblige.

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From riding the subway to visiting the Bronx Zoo, pretty soon Dan's single tweet evolved into a massive thread with one story funnier than the next.

I don't know if spending your days in New York City is easy, but it definitely sounds thrilling.

Writer, historian, and curator Hugh Ryan, who contributed to this thread with a hilarious tweet about a drag queen, grew up in the city's suburbs but his family is from the Bronx. "I've lived in NYC for the last 20+ years," Ryan told Bored Panda. "I love the constant stream of the unexpected, the way you're never sure what even just a simple subway ride will hold!"

But that's not to say that it's all good. For example, Ryan thinks that Rikers Island is a moral stain on the city. Situated between Queens and the Bronx, Rikers is home to New York City's main jail complex and has been said to host "institutionalized, Fight Club–esque beatings—some fatal—of inmates, especially mentally ill ones, by corrections officers."

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    New York City is often described as a concrete jungle, but as U.S. News pointed out, there's plenty of nature too. Local officials are dedicated to maintaining and improving access to green spaces. There are more than 1,700 parks, playgrounds, and recreational facilities across the five boroughs. And while Central Park may be referred to as "New York City's backyard," the relatively new High Line – an urban revitalization project in the Lower East Side – is quickly becoming a favorite among residents and visitors.

    The buzzing metropolis is also home to numerous world-class museums, a legendary theater scene, and a dizzying array of nightlife venues. Outside Manhattan, nearby beaches lure sun-seeking residents in the summer, and the Coney Island amusement park has been entertaining families for decades.

    NYC is a place written about in songs, it has served as the backdrop for countless movies and TV shows. It has inspired people worldwide with its grandiosity but a few years ago, one survey found that it resonates especially well with Millennials. 20% of them believe it's their ideal city.

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    2,000 people born between 1982 and 1998 were asked to rate 20 qualities on a 1 to 10 scale (with 10 connoting the highest importance), revealing what they look for in a city to call home.

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    The top three qualities were economic in nature: a thriving job market (average score: 8.19), affordable rent (7.94) and affordable home prices (7.55). Beyond those core three, the ratings for quality of life metrics were fairly evenly dispersed: parks or hiking trails got 6.52, non-chain restaurants received 6.49, and quality pizza ended up with 6.11.

    Items ranging from top-rate public schools (6.07) to an LGBTQ-friendly environment (5.47) to access to music venues (5.38) also had above average ratings. In fact, the only quality not achieving a score greater than 5 was the presence of a local college or university (4.99).

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    Awesome!! My favorite show and favorite actor!! They should have kept you in the scene. Made it more realistic.

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    A few interesting distinctions arose after dividing by age range, comparing 18-to-22 year-olds with 23-to-28 year-olds and 29-to-34 year-olds. Employment and housing were key concerns among all three groups, though affordable rent outranked job prospects only for the youngest cohort.

    For the oldest group, home purchase prices were more important than rental prices. While unsurprising, the differences among age groups did reflect a recent trend. The survey suggests that Millennials do, in fact, want to buy their own place.

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    The survey was carried about by apartment search site Abodo (now Rentable). According to Sam Radbil, the communications manager at the company, the result shows that millennials are career driven.

    "Despite [their] reputation for being lazy or entitled, they care about the job market and their careers," he told Forbes. "They are looking for a place that is affordable."

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    But affordable housing is an ongoing problem in New York City, with one-bedroom apartments renting for several thousand dollars a month. To see how crazy the prices get, you can watch this video by YouTuber Shan Rizwan where he tries to guess how much random New Yorkers pay for rent.

    While housing costs are skyrocketing in Manhattan, they have also risen in the other boroughs – especially Brooklyn. Those looking to save some money often look to communities in Connecticut and New Jersey, or on Long Island.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Stares at my cat*.... um.... how does one walk a cat? What witchery is this?

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    Author Amanda Weaver settled in New York in 1995, so she has spent over a quarter of a century there. "I love New York's diversity and energy," she told Bored Panda. "It's never boring!"

    However, she agreed that it's an expensive place to live. "Every year the rents go up more than paychecks," Weaver said.

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    If you decide to just visit New York City, comfortable shoes are a must because getting around often involves walking. But if you opt to get around on foot, pay attention when crossing the street! Traffic congestion is a major problem there and pedestrian accidents are a growing public concern.

    "I'm a major museum nerd, and we have some of the best museums in the world, so I think any tourist coming here should try at least one — from a heavy hitter like The Whitney or El Museo del Barrio, to a niche delight like The City Reliquary or the Lesbian Herstory Archives," Hugh Ryan suggested. "Of course, you can experience the vibe of the city without living here, though you also experience new aspects of it the longer you stay and the more you do. As Delia Ephron wrote, 'New Yorkers are born all over the country.'"

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would happen to any person from the colonies or UK. It's super rude.

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    Weaver thinks that every tourist should see a Broadway show. "There's more talent packed in on this island than anywhere else in the world," she said. "Don't miss it!"

    The author also believes that tourists can get a taste of the city's vibe on a visit, but she thinks they'll never get the true New York experience without living there. "All the wild stuff happens when you're in the middle of an ordinary day... taking the subway home while a dude who claims to be an alien plays his saxophone to earn cash to repair his spaceship (true story), walking up 8th Ave to your office and stumbling into a murder investigation (true story), chatting with your weird neighbor while you both shovel your cars out of the snow (he loves cats)."

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    "I love New York. Best city in America," Weaver concluded. And I think many of the people who made these tweets would say the same.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Samuel Jackson should have been on the train. I don't want any m**********r snakes on this train

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love stores that play fun music ! I love to sing and dance going down the isles. My children hate this about me tho 😂I don’t know why

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I walked from 5th Ave. and 17th St. in Manhattan, over the 59th St. bridge into Queens, then up to the far edge of Astoria, in my office skirt and (thankfully low heeled) dress shoes. Churches set up rest stations with water and snacks, bodegas were handing out flip-flops to women whose high heels were killing them. I was hurrying because I thought things would go to he!! after dark, but instead of looting there were block parties, with people grilling up the contents of their refrigerators before the meat went bad. It was amazing!

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww I love that! They weren’t hitting on ya either they were just a real film fan

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the ONLY time I might not be able to help myself asking a famous actor to say a line from one of their movies, is with this line and this actor. If I ever meet him I will try to resist, but no guarantees.

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the same guy i went to college with 3 times coincidentally in 3 completely different places in 1 day. The A train, Red Lion and CBGBs.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were likely English or lived there for a while. This is common practise there and you're considered a jerk if you don't do this and are able bodied.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is a Jew who MARRIED a shiksa (me, lol, though he's never used that term toward me, in a derogatory way; it's more an affectionate running joke). Of course, I have no intention of betraying him, like Delilah did Samson. But still... Should I be worried for him? Hmm... 🤔😂

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you SEEN Ellen Barkin in Animal House (Netflix) !!! She is what I strive and want to be when I finally grow up - that woman is just sheer talent, gorgeousness and absolute badassery

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he suffers from the worst form of cancer for what he did to you. And he is mugged unable to fight back from his frail self. People are s**t. Also glad you’re here to tell the story mate! Cancer is a c**t.

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fell in love with Maya Angelou in high school. My 10th grade English teacher gave me a copy of I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings to read in my spare time (reading was and still is one of my hobbies) because she couldn't put it in her curriculum due to the book being banned by my high school for having a rape scene in it.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mean thing to say to your teen, unless they have a loving but super sarcastic relationship like my 17 year old and I do.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just here to say: "once slice of cheese" is a perfectly normal way to order a slice in NYC. #nativeNYer

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tina Fey strikes me as the kind of person who shows up on time to things if not a tad early.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Everett, WA it's not uncommon to see nude people just casually walking about. My mom and son saw a totally naked dude cross the street downtown and my brother saw a fully nude, twerking lady by the Home Depot bus stop. What a special city 😂😂😂

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was there an ambulance loading down the way that the cabbie didn't want to wait for?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Thriller video was absolutely spectacular when it first came out, still is a amazing phenomenon from the past. To have had a cult experience like that at the premiere sounds insanely fun.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sting operation or not, that was very good of you to render aid.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What's the soup du jour?" "It's the soup of the day." "That sounds good, I'll have that." -Dumb and Dumber

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was very good of him to play bumper guard until drunky got by them.

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    I could maybe believe he wanted to make a film but I sure don't believe the director of schindlers list would make a movie called telling jokes in auschwitz

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd bet everyone recognized him, they were just minding their business. I was on the subway one morning, sitting next to Cynthia Nixon (at the peak of Sex & the City popularity.) From the little glances, I could tell people recognized her, but nobody bothered her.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I hate Patti Smith so there's that. FYI, if you want to know why I hate Patti Smith and why she's the perfect example of the "cool girl"/"I'm not like other girls" type of woman we should all be against, read the book Love Goes to Buildings on Fire, which is about the various seminal music scenes going on in NYC in the 1970s. Let's just say Joni Mitchell isn't the only super-talented woman in music Patti Smith has been awful toward. Oh, and the 10,000 Maniacs cover of "Because the Night" is much, much better than the original as well.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you hate a story that leaves out key details: The film is "Regarding Henry" (1991) and OP was cast as Rachel Turner

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't go as hoped, but those replies may have made for interesting reading,maybe more, depending on how big a fan he was of the book.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ?? https://www.nytimes.com/1981/05/26/nyregion/6-shootings-in-brooklyn-this-year-linked-to-sniper.html ??

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