Better then setting a real house on fire I guess.🤷‍♂️

Nah, tbh I’d rather keep the 100k.

Utter genius. She should be running a country

Adopt-a-Dad?

He seems very happy about his promotion!

And do the dishes.

What's an allowance?

I had to do dishes, make Ice cubes (there were ice making fridges, but Nooooo), make iced tea (the South), clean the bathrooms and do my own laundry. As soon as you graduated high school, you better have a plan in place, bc you're OUT of the house (I left at 17 and finished my senior year commuting from my grandmothers house 2 cities over). My dad was a fairly awful person (still is)

Had to make my own money since I was nine so nope.

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From age 9 I was allowed to live there and do every chore no matter how much school work I had. I was also forced to run up and down stairs while my father menaced me at the bottom, daily.

When I was 8 years old, I got a dollar. 1 whole dollar! I was the richest kid on the block I thought.

So true lrotf

$0 plus chores

Iwas allowed to live...period

I was allowed to live... period

I was brought up in care, and my pocket money in the early 1980s was £1.50 a week.

Dad said " You want money? Get a job!" I have 3 brothers and a sister, so I kinda understand. Was a paperboy all through High School. Paid for all my own school stuff.

I got $5/week for allowance for doing chores. Then I got a paper rout that paid $50/week. I decided to go on "strike" from my chores... my folks made me buy my own groceries...strike over in 2 days...no more allowance. I lost $5/week because I thought I was smart. Good parents are a little evil and pretty smart.

This kinda reads as kinds of sad... The "allowed to live there" bit.

Chris Rock vibes...

same bro, same

What’s so bad with an iPhone 6? A newer model would be nice, but its not the worse thing in the world.

It's about time she cleans up her half of the closet

Yes! I want to meet that b*tch Natalie you've been telling me about.

For real!!!!!!

I had to bring my kid to one off my first classes. He took my syllabus and drew a picture of my instructor. That teacher still uses that copy of the syllabus in his class. He shows off my kid's picture and give extra credit to anyone who draws another picture of him.

Huh?.... oh, yes, that's me sometimes

They're Grrrrrr--- o my God!

I went to an “academically selective high school” and was bottom of that particular tier AS WELL as being weird AF. I see my ex-classmates on the news giving expert opinion on international economic policies while I am, for the most part, a housewife. I’d kinda like to be invited to the odd Tupperware party now and then 😆

"Let me impress you with my mad skills of disrespecting not only the safety of others but us as well. Look how great I am risking our lives! My self preservation is garbage, be amazed!"

Yes yes yes! I cannot buy things online on my phone, which I am completely competent at using, I instead must use my laptop because, well um, you know, the ahh bigger screen means I won’t muck it up, I’ll see things better, it’ll be a more legitimate purchase

I mean, your right…

What is the collective name for a group of Karens.

Ha!🤣

Sure beats the 72-hour workweek one.

Nemo!

Besides being 2 am, I also live in a big kinda dangerous city, I know why I'm driving recklessly.. but why you??

Men: “You’re awfully quiet this evening.” Me: “Yeah, I am. So what?”

Did the scientist deliver? Asking for a friend

Can he please train every single repair shop in the country?

I used to work for a place that required "All hands on deck" for special events. Even if it was your day off. Yeah I was going to work a six day week for that BS. No sarcasm I actually did it. I'd never do it again and I'll never let an employer talk me into that again. I'm calling in sick and if you fire me, you better be ready to hire someone else.

$5.75 an hour? When did this happen? 1991?

He's not wrong...

This should be rated 18. He is stroking the pussy.

I don’t get it 🤔

🐻

And now I have to return. What a chore!

No! Save boxes, all the boxes!

until the contact you about their MLM

Feom memory the German BP Contigent has said otherwise in the past.