Better then setting a real house on fire I guess.🤷‍♂️

Nah, tbh I’d rather keep the 100k.

Utter genius. She should be running a country

Adopt-a-Dad?

He seems very happy about his promotion!

And do the dishes.

What’s so bad with an iPhone 6? A newer model would be nice, but its not the worse thing in the world.

It's about time she cleans up her half of the closet

Yes! I want to meet that b*tch Natalie you've been telling me about.

For real!!!!!!

I had to bring my kid to one off my first classes. He took my syllabus and drew a picture of my instructor. That teacher still uses that copy of the syllabus in his class. He shows off my kid's picture and give extra credit to anyone who draws another picture of him.

Huh?.... oh, yes, that's me sometimes

They're Grrrrrr--- o my God!

I went to an “academically selective high school” and was bottom of that particular tier AS WELL as being weird AF. I see my ex-classmates on the news giving expert opinion on international economic policies while I am, for the most part, a housewife. I’d kinda like to be invited to the odd Tupperware party now and then 😆

"Let me impress you with my mad skills of disrespecting not only the safety of others but us as well. Look how great I am risking our lives! My self preservation is garbage, be amazed!"

Yes yes yes! I cannot buy things online on my phone, which I am completely competent at using, I instead must use my laptop because, well um, you know, the ahh bigger screen means I won’t muck it up, I’ll see things better, it’ll be a more legitimate purchase

I mean, your right…

What is the collective name for a group of Karens.

Judgemental based in appearances. Twenty years ago we could’ve chuckled. Nowadays in Offended World you are generalising and spreading hate.

Karens in the Wild a new documentary

Nah, it's Komplaint of Karens!

K-pod.