Better then setting a real house on fire I guess.🤷‍♂️

Nah, tbh I’d rather keep the 100k.

Utter genius. She should be running a country

Adopt-a-Dad?

He seems very happy about his promotion!

And do the dishes.

What’s so bad with an iPhone 6? A newer model would be nice, but its not the worse thing in the world.

You all can keep all of your up to date phones. I am not going into dept for the latest phone. To me it is stupid to pay over a thousand dollars or more for a stupid phone.

Peasants. I use tin cans on a string.

My cell phone is 8 years old. And it still works fine. If you judge me for it I'll take your picture with the awesome camera it has. :)

Sometimes you do someone else a favor

Ha, I have a 7

It's a match.

So he doesn't automatically update to the new model just because something new and shiny came along. Isn't that a good thing in a potential partner? Like if someone prettier comes along hes not automatically going to dump you.

Better than an android

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He's on his iPhone 6 trying find out who his stalker is....

Burn baby, burn.

Brendaaaa would absolutely hate my phone then!!! 😄😄😄

One snob dumping on another, not realising that a status-obsessed human centipede is still a human centipede.

Depends on the year, if it was 2010 it would have been quite impressive

If my phone has an SD slot and can run vlc I'm happy. Keep your hilarious updates that constantly make it less user friendly.

Dont rip on the bus just because idiots sonetimes drop by.

This post is so old it has kids now.

It's about time she cleans up her half of the closet

Yes! I want to meet that b*tch Natalie you've been telling me about.

For real!!!!!!

I had to bring my kid to one off my first classes. He took my syllabus and drew a picture of my instructor. That teacher still uses that copy of the syllabus in his class. He shows off my kid's picture and give extra credit to anyone who draws another picture of him.

Huh?.... oh, yes, that's me sometimes

They're Grrrrrr--- o my God!

I went to an “academically selective high school” and was bottom of that particular tier AS WELL as being weird AF. I see my ex-classmates on the news giving expert opinion on international economic policies while I am, for the most part, a housewife. I’d kinda like to be invited to the odd Tupperware party now and then 😆

"Let me impress you with my mad skills of disrespecting not only the safety of others but us as well. Look how great I am risking our lives! My self preservation is garbage, be amazed!"

Yes yes yes! I cannot buy things online on my phone, which I am completely competent at using, I instead must use my laptop because, well um, you know, the ahh bigger screen means I won’t muck it up, I’ll see things better, it’ll be a more legitimate purchase

I mean, your right…

What is the collective name for a group of Karens.

Ha!🤣

Sure beats the 72-hour workweek one.

Nemo!

Besides being 2 am, I also live in a big kinda dangerous city, I know why I'm driving recklessly.. but why you??

Men: “You’re awfully quiet this evening.” Me: “Yeah, I am. So what?”

Did the scientist deliver? Asking for a friend