Better then setting a real house on fire I guess.🤷‍♂️

Nah, tbh I’d rather keep the 100k.

Utter genius. She should be running a country

Adopt-a-Dad?

He seems very happy about his promotion!

And do the dishes.

What’s so bad with an iPhone 6? A newer model would be nice, but its not the worse thing in the world.

It's about time she cleans up her half of the closet

Yes! I want to meet that b*tch Natalie you've been telling me about.

For real!!!!!!

I had to bring my kid to one off my first classes. He took my syllabus and drew a picture of my instructor. That teacher still uses that copy of the syllabus in his class. He shows off my kid's picture and give extra credit to anyone who draws another picture of him.

Huh?.... oh, yes, that's me sometimes

They're Grrrrrr--- o my God!

I went to an “academically selective high school” and was bottom of that particular tier AS WELL as being weird AF. I see my ex-classmates on the news giving expert opinion on international economic policies while I am, for the most part, a housewife. I’d kinda like to be invited to the odd Tupperware party now and then 😆

"Let me impress you with my mad skills of disrespecting not only the safety of others but us as well. Look how great I am risking our lives! My self preservation is garbage, be amazed!"

And it goes back beyond motor vehicles, see Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen, where the heroine compares the carriage driving skills of her two admirers

Or d**k picks. WHY would any man think a girl wants to see that?

THIS. A thousand times this! My boyfriend is not allowed to race anyone or road rage when I'm in the car. If he wants to do that sh!t, we'll be driving separately

It’s scary

We aren't all that impressed by tooth-loosening bass on your car stereos either.

And fix the muffler!

I do

You should avoid certain areas of Miami. I have seen persistence of both genders driving irresponsibly there.

I unfortunately have met a few who do. I don't understand people who love it, but then again I don't understand a lot of people.

Open exhaust on a lifted truck screams "look at me, I'm a super insecure a**e who'll take attention anyway I can get it "

But how else will they show you that they could beat Max Verstappen in a race?

I do (provides its not on a public road or a populated area). Lemme hop in your held-together-by-duct-tape-and-prayers truck and let's go mudding

Ditto gunning the engine--although the advance warning system for an incoming d-bag is appreciated

It seems to me that men in big gas-hogging trucks are guilty of some of the most aggressive driving out there.

But if Robert Pattinson is driving the bat bike.....

Well, I don't know about this. It makes a lot of assumptions. I live in a town full of baptist types and rednecks. The vast majority of folks either potter along at granny speed or drive a massive truck at dangerous levels of zoom, and none of them do it terribly well. So I find myself speeding, ducking and weaving all the time to get around the nonsense and carve out some space in the road where I can have some distance from folks.

Princess Anne did.

Writing sentences that are barely coherent isn't very attractive either.

Some girls definitely do other wise it wouldn't happen nearly as much.

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Then why is the guy that leaves burnt rubber dripping with girls?

Yes yes yes! I cannot buy things online on my phone, which I am completely competent at using, I instead must use my laptop because, well um, you know, the ahh bigger screen means I won’t muck it up, I’ll see things better, it’ll be a more legitimate purchase

I mean, your right…

What is the collective name for a group of Karens.

Ha!🤣

Sure beats the 72-hour workweek one.

Nemo!

Besides being 2 am, I also live in a big kinda dangerous city, I know why I'm driving recklessly.. but why you??

Men: “You’re awfully quiet this evening.” Me: “Yeah, I am. So what?”

Did the scientist deliver? Asking for a friend

Can he please train every single repair shop in the country?

I used to work for a place that required "All hands on deck" for special events. Even if it was your day off. Yeah I was going to work a six day week for that BS. No sarcasm I actually did it. I'd never do it again and I'll never let an employer talk me into that again. I'm calling in sick and if you fire me, you better be ready to hire someone else.

$5.75 an hour? When did this happen? 1991?