So true, so sad☹

Type B was sentenced to a life behind chocolate bars.

Lol

Untitled Goose Game: Duck Edition

Lol

I don't miss high school one bit. That was hell.

It's... right! I mean I remember the exact same scene from my childhood!!😂😂

So true

This hits. Honestly when you have been with someone for awhile there's no need to have every minute being a "connected moment". Bring comfortable with silence is one of the best things about having a long term partner

...I love moths

Roses are red, Cacti are prickly, HOLY SHIZ THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

"... it's coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere."

🎵🎶 mY RoOsTEr Is MuCH biGgEr than YOOouUrS My RoOsTeR cAn WaLk RiGhT tHrOuGh ThE dOoR wiTh the FeElin So PURE iTs GoT u CoMin BaCk fOr MoOore🎵🎶 (im sorry everyone)

Every co-worker I have ever had.

i just have to have one cup of regular coffee and i will get so f**King caffeinated. if i'm having a good day i'll be manic and giddy and hyper and probably act like i'm on cocaine. and if i'm having a bad day, i will die on the floor screaming.

Omg bro you slayyy~!

This hurts so much, cause I know this pain all to well

Murdered by your strange foreign distant relative with shampoo somehow

THE TREE HAS A SKELETON!?!!??!?!?!??!?!??!

im the laziest, annoying-est, rudest b**ch alive, so if you feel bad about yourself, just know i am "enough" and i know for a fact that unless you're a serial killer you're morally and charismatically better than me and you deserve love more than i do and i wish i could give all of it to you

This is strangely motivating

Anyways….

Matcha tastes like grass 💀

The relationsheep ended.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF!

I am also confused, and concerned.

This is me with Gravity Falls

I just answer velociraptor to avoid stigma, but in my heart I’m all about Dunkleosteus and bear dogs.

Ducky from the land before time.

Poor Kate. How could someone not have a favorite dino?

Spotted a typo

T-Rex

Velociraptor

Actually, at least according to a few documentary programs I've watched, I think Cockroaches feel the same about us. Can't remember why though.

Yeah, I feel that lol!

pfft-

And if I open his cage up to let him out, he hissed at me and stays inside :( . He likes music though

Plus, they are a lot of work! Just snag a bunch at Aunt Blanche's next potluck!

Me

I love raw cauliflower. I could eat an entire head of raw cauliflower. I've never had riced cauliflower, though. Should I be scared? XD

That's disturbing

Don't be THAT friend. Escape as a team! XD

Who doesn't like dress up?

La-la la.. still sponging food off Mom & persnickety about it too!

poor carl