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June’s Very Own 2 years ago

Haha it’s about time

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We contacted the group's administrators and moderators and one of them, Craig Hey, was kind enough to tell us more about this amusing corner of the internet.

"The community is fantastic," Craig told Bored Panda.

The gang is approaching 100,000 members but the predecessor of 'The Absurd Sign Project' had 166,000 before Facebook decided to ban it.

However, when it comes to content, numbers aren't the most important thing.

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June’s Very Own 2 years ago

Haha get schooled, bozo

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Floof 2 years ago (edited)

yes, the chances of you pooping on your hairdresser is never 0

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Jack 2 years ago

How many incidents have happened to need a sign put up Before said sign little kid pat's fart squirrels gets sprayed parents complain because they thought it was a squirrel many many complaints later

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From time to time, bigger Facebook groups attract toxic users who want to litter all over them but Craig said they don't have this problem.

"Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down."

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Kona Pake 2 years ago

I saw her last week running out on the pitch and the referees tackled her.

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Some Cool Guy 2 years ago

Deep

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Colin Allcars 2 years ago

Either way, you get delicious food!

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Lara Verne 2 years ago

My milkshake is for me, I did not invite any boys.

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As you can see, the signs that get featured on the group come from a variety of places but there are a few leaders.

"The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," Craig said.

The representative of 'The Absurd Sign Project' thinks the main reason why there are so many funny signs isn't incompetence. Rather, it's our desire to make each other laugh.

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𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕟🇺🇦 2 years ago

I do that every day💕

353points

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Trophy Husband 2 years ago

I need this sign!

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Trophy Husband 2 years ago

I know which way I'm going!

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the one panda _ 2 years ago

Rainnnn ofc

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Madelyn Jeffords 2 years ago

Into the rain because a) I’m fourteen. Why would I drink beer? b) one of my very favorite things to do is walk in the rain 🌧🌧🌧

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Frying Pan 2 years ago

Rain!

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Raptor 2 years ago

Me too, I take rain because I don't drink beer. I prefer ruby chocolate rum

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Gillian Gray 2 years ago

RAIN!!

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bruno123 2 years ago

rain.

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K Madd 1 year ago

Toward rain right! RIGHT?!

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Orange Is Aging 2 years ago (edited)

RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🌧🌧🌧🌧⛈🌧🌧🌧🌧🌦🌦🌦🌦💧🌦🌦🌦🌦💧🌦☔️☔️🌧🌦☔️🌂🌦🌦🌦💧

4points

enigma 2 years ago

TO THE DOWNPOUR!

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No Name 1 year ago

The rain right? :D

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Anna Filip 1 year ago

Rain! Yay

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Katie de Groot 2 years ago

Rain

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Malcom G. 2 years ago

To the rain

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Succulent 🇺🇦 2 years ago (edited)

Yup me too! 🌧️🌧️🌧️

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P.C. 1 year ago

Rain! 🌧️ tastes better than beer for me

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TheElementalGod️️ 1 year ago

I would upvote but it’s perfectly at 200

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Paige Pinkerton 1 year ago

Which way, WHICH WAY!!!

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Cal the dragon (she/her) 1 year ago

I know which way I'm going: rain 😁❤🌧

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Probably a frog 2 years ago

To the rain!!!

1point

Kitty Cat 2 years ago

Rain

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just another teen 2 years ago

to the rain

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Magpie 2 years ago

If it was coffee....

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🪸🤍! lesbian gon rouge !🤍🪸 1 year ago

Rain duh

0points

BandGeekPanda (she/he/they) 2 years ago

yes, rain. beer ruins your brain cells and contributes to a younger death.

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Noah Stoerner 1 year ago

Divorcetown

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Catmandu 2 years ago

England be like:

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Carol Emory 2 years ago

Cocktail-u...74b45c.jpg

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nerdy_british_girl 1 year ago

This comment has been deleted.

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Patrik Cioc-Kele 2 years ago

You got me at beer!

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

But...I don't like beer.

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Dave Nalesnik 2 years ago (edited)

🎶Raaaa-aaa-aaa-aaaiaaan, I don’t mind…🎶

11points

Candia Lee 2 years ago

What are all those spots on the pavement? Chewing gum?

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Seán Baron 2 years ago

Yes.

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moonlight 1 year ago

i choose rain, for 2 reasons. #1 i am friends with a water deity, and we gonna hang out today #2 i dont really drink

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Freida Baker-Hawkins 2 years ago

i know where im going - the rain! reasons: 1. im literally a 13 year old 2. rain is awesome

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TAYLOR SWIFT IS AWESOME 1 year ago

I posted almost the exact same thing 😂 we’re alike (but I’m 14)

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Megatron 2 years ago

Rain

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Lena Warren 2 years ago

An excellent point

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Pernille Dyre 2 years ago

I don't drink beer... but i will do an excemption...

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malenchki 2 years ago

Britain be like:

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Dave Nalesnik 2 years ago

Marketing 101

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* ~ l a s a n y a ~ * 1 year ago

I assume this is somewhere where it rains all the time…

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Robert Pap 1 year ago

British pub ?

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Audrey Richardson 1 year ago

To the rain!!

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May Day 1 year ago

Perfect!!

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Kate Dalton 2 years ago

rain rain please stay here, I can't stand the taste of beer.

1point

kkathleen517 2 years ago

Ugh I'd take the rain anyday. Beer tastes like S**T. The end.

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Duncan 2 years ago

I love rain

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Cornelious Clemonts 2 years ago

Time to get a nice glass of rain.

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Adrienne Mcginley 2 years ago

Kind of a no-brainer.

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D K 2 years ago

Straight, simple, and to the point!

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Mouse 2 years ago

Vancouver?

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Basko 2 years ago

The second line is unnecessary for me.

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Rafaella Avila 1 year ago

The rain does a better job at keeping me company. Thanks, but no thanks.

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dragonic_meg 1 year ago

I kinda want both though...

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Zainub Hameed 1 year ago

He's got a point... and thats actually not bad advertisity

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Allison O'Brien 1 year ago

I'm going < way

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Jayson Gill 1 year ago

to the rain right?

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Mary Peace 1 year ago

What happens if I go and turn the sign round? Would it confuse everyone?

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Le Otter 1 year ago

I'll take the rain, thanks

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Trinity Han 1 year ago

rain please

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Tuesday's child 1 year ago

I'm choosing rain

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Heather Nemanic 1 year ago

After a few Beers you won’t mind getting wet in the Rain…

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Seamus Crumley 1 year ago

Welcome to Ireland. An Irish umbrella is in the pub.You will see this sign in many pubs. Some restaurents have the sign, "Soup of the day - Whiskey"

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Scott 1 year ago

Beer first, rain later. Won't seem as bad.....

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Lynn Jess 1 year ago

Seattle

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Mary Peace 1 year ago

Buy a beer, tip some away, then stand it on the pavement, not under the cover. Rain falls in, and you get the best of both worlds - it's new beerain!

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Dani R 1 year ago

Easiest choice of the week

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That One Nerd 1 year ago

When you put it that way...

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Crocodile 1 year ago

I chose rain.

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Scarlett 1 year ago

the rain!... right?

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Ambry Petersen 1 year ago

I like walking in the rain.

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Adam G 1 year ago

What if it's not raining

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Anna Poręba 2 years ago

If I'm reading this, there I'm already under the rain. The choice is if I want soak any longer.

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Sarah Schumm 2 years ago

I saw one of these once that said “wine” and “not wine” but the “not wine” unintentionally pointed to the fabric store, so I chose “not wine” and probably got in more trouble that way.

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the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago

he got a point

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Mickie Shea 2 years ago

No contest, poor rain always loosing out

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Roberta Bray-Enhus 2 years ago

I’ll take beer thanks

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Claire Pusey 2 years ago

Oh I had no idea!!

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BRAELYNN Davis 2 years ago

Military time????!!!🤨

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JJ Buddhabrot 2 years ago

Alcohol=drugs

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JJ Buddhabrot 2 years ago

Home

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Matt Ayres 2 years ago

Nice 1 😉👍

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Matan Yussman 2 years ago

Wh-? 22:57? Oh wait that’s military time sorry

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Steven Blake 2 years ago

Beer for me then some singing in the rain

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P. Mozzani 2 years ago

Restating the obvious does not make the obvious more obvious. (my quote)

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J J 2 years ago

First left, then right, cuz "I'm driiiiiinking in the rain, just driiiiiinking in the rain"

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Nazda Pokmov 2 years ago

I guess that sign is for thirsty drunks to will drink anything?

0points

Jay Weigel 2 years ago

Must be Seattle!

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G R 2 years ago

I know without being told that this photo is of Britain.

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Pjerrot 2 years ago

Hard choises🥸

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Ilovemesomeme 1 year ago

Ha ha. This cool

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June’s Very Own 2 years ago

What happens if I read it? Huh? HUH!?

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"We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," Craig added.

"If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"

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June’s Very Own 2 years ago

Thanks for letting me know mate

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Boredest Panda 2 years ago

Go on, git

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June’s Very Own 2 years ago

Lmao 😂

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gay insomniac assassin panda 2 years ago

I sit with Ukraine!

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If you also have to make a sign, whether it's for your kid's lemonade stand or a business of your own, it might be worth remembering a chat in our earlier piece on funny and clever signs with Adrian Geach.

Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda that "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."

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Trophy Husband 2 years ago

I see what you did there!

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phil bishop 2 years ago

Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. Sounds reasonable to me....

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June’s Very Own 2 years ago (edited)

And then the man went wee wee wee wee wee, all the way home 😉

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June’s Very Own 2 years ago

Lovely, thanks for the heads up

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Geach has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.

With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.

"A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the less is more approach," he said.

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Trophy Husband 2 years ago

I want to meet the person who thought of this!

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June’s Very Own 2 years ago

Where else am I supposed to do my competitive dog grooming? In the elevator!?

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Lochmessie momster 2 years ago

Oh I will hodors.

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June’s Very Own 2 years ago

The irony

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"There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign, but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach revealed.

"A bad sign is too much lettering, not enough space around or in-between text and logos, and bad color choices."

But after seeing a few more posts on 'The Absurd Sign Project', we'll become experts on those by ourselves!

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Lawrencium 2 years ago

Well, I'm reassured.

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ThePanInPanda 2 years ago

Watch someone take the table and leave all the rest of the stuff on the ground, untouched.

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June’s Very Own 2 years ago

🙋‍♀️ demonstration pls!!

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Trophy Husband 2 years ago

That's a bit harsh...

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Trophy Husband 2 years ago

Yes sir!

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Shelli LotusFlower 2 years ago

They’re not wrong

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Toni ha 2 years ago

Why are so many people pooping with pens in hand?

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Toodles ️ 2 years ago

Good thing I fit under all categories

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June’s Very Own 2 years ago

I love EVERYTHING about this. Especially the voodoo dolls being made while you wait 😂

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DeadLetterOffice 2 years ago

Not sure why the dishwashers nationality was important to know.

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Livi 2 years ago

the fact that they even have to remind people of this...?

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June’s Very Own 2 years ago

What? But it doesn’t taste as good then

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phil bishop 2 years ago

I'm on it boss....

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June’s Very Own 2 years ago

The fact that they probably had to write the sign based on some persons actions is unreal

343points

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Lawrencium 2 years ago

For those of you not familiar, Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull testicles...

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Lawrencium 2 years ago

Paid for by Sideshow Bob.

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June’s Very Own 2 years ago

I mean, at least there being honest

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June’s Very Own 2 years ago

How did they know?

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Aahzmandus Pervect 2 years ago

The comma bothers me more than it should.

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Jojo Armani 2 years ago

Only to be had once a month?

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Floof 2 years ago

I hope this is on a mirror!

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phil bishop 2 years ago

Ruuuuunnnnnn!!!!

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Lawrencium 2 years ago

The missing closing quotation marks is what bugs me the most about this...

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June’s Very Own 2 years ago

This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen/read in my whole life without a doubt

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Michelle Muirhead 2 years ago

hmmm, scohol? I'd like to see that.

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Rose the Cook 2 years ago

Had a student who called everything a thingy when she couldn't remember the name of it in English.

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June’s Very Own 2 years ago

How did they know!?

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Lawrencium 2 years ago

But what if I'm living with SUBTRACTION?!

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Fxnglhl 2 years ago

just in case u need it unsee-juic...109835.jpg

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Kelly Jo 2 years ago

But if done out at the bar or table, it would be rude not to share.

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Trophy Husband 2 years ago

Okay, we know what you don't stand for... Now tell us what you do stand for!

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Ivana Bašić 2 years ago

My uterus was a one-hit wonder, retired very early.

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Trophy Husband 2 years ago

They taste better than loiterers!

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Ricardo Ferreira 2 years ago

And that's why proper lettering space is important, kids.

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ThePanInPanda 2 years ago

All of you talking about the sign, meanwhile me: 'why are that guy's legs so long?'

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rw55066 2 years ago

No turning back

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Trophy Husband 2 years ago

Now that's a MILF!

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Adrienne Osterbrink 2 years ago

An improvement on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs

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DeadLetterOffice 2 years ago

Yeah. That’s not cool. Someone call animal control.

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phil bishop 2 years ago

I WANT tasteless fruit now!!

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Floof 2 years ago

f*** it

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Trophy Husband 2 years ago

Well sh** Alian pizza!

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Lawrencium 2 years ago

Natural beauty is having an extra set of legs

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Natalia Linnik 2 years ago

“Our visit was wonderful but we never saw any bears. Please train your bears to be where guests can see them. This was an expensive trip to not get to see bears.” – Yellowstone visitor complain.

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Actively Lazy Cat 2 years ago (edited)

Wonder if they also have b**chy tiles...

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Mav Mav 2 years ago

The calibre of your guns should be sufficient to distinguish you all.

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Lawrencium 2 years ago

So basically all the real numbers are fair game here?

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Riani Kivela 2 years ago

Okay, but what if I'm high?

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Lyone Fein 2 years ago

Just ew

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phil bishop 2 years ago

Fair enough actually....

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Troux 2 years ago

Welcome TO the fence. Not welcome IN the fence.

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Floof 2 years ago

smores?! Rest?! count me in!

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Lawrencium 2 years ago

Well dang, there go my plans for the evening...

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$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 2 years ago

Captain Obvious's bar I guess.

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Trophy Husband 2 years ago

Is it sad that my new goal is to have a BP comment with 500 up votes?

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Lawrencium 2 years ago

0% Off! I can't afford NOT to get this! /s

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hanginwithmygnomies 2 years ago

This is the real lemon that life gives you :)

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Trophy Husband 2 years ago

They are working with the group above who are prostituting people!

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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

I understand they put these signs up to assist people from countries where toilets aren't raised but are set into the floor so you have to squat over them.

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Trophy Husband 2 years ago

Can I at least get a parachute?

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GSMountainWolf 2 years ago

Ah yes. Just what I need.

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June’s Very Own 2 years ago

The sign….or the towel dispenser? Either way, I’m worried

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Kona Pake 2 years ago

Not really, it makes another organ water

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Trophy Husband 2 years ago

This is where Elton John plays

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ThePanInPanda 2 years ago

Guys, it's filler text, it appears automatically as sample text in many programs. It's not supposed to mean anything important, they just forgot to delete it.

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