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If you've been around Bored Panda long enough, you know we have a soft spot for signs.

From Australian artist Michael Pederson to the legendary El Arroyo restaurant, we cover pretty much everyone who knows how to send a message. Or doesn't!

There's a Facebook group called 'The Absurd Sign Project' and, as the name implies, its members are sharing the funniest sign fails they can find.

We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group.

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We contacted the group's administrators and moderators and one of them, Craig Hey, was kind enough to tell us more about this amusing corner of the internet.

"The community is fantastic," Craig told Bored Panda.

The gang is approaching 100,000 members but the predecessor of 'The Absurd Sign Project' had 166,000 before Facebook decided to ban it.

However, when it comes to content, numbers aren't the most important thing. 

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Floof
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes, the chances of you pooping on your hairdresser is never 0

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many incidents have happened to need a sign put up Before said sign little kid pat's fart squirrels gets sprayed parents complain because they thought it was a squirrel many many complaints later

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From time to time, bigger Facebook groups attract toxic users who want to litter all over them but Craig said they don't have this problem.

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"Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down."

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Kona Pake
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw her last week running out on the pitch and the referees tackled her.

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As you can see, the signs that get featured on the group come from a variety of places but there are a few leaders.

"The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," Craig said.

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The representative of 'The Absurd Sign Project' thinks the main reason why there are so many funny signs isn't incompetence. Rather, it's our desire to make each other laugh.

"We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," Craig added.

"If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"

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If you also have to make a sign, whether it's for your kid's lemonade stand or a business of your own, it might be worth remembering a chat in our earlier piece on funny and clever signs with Adrian Geach.

Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda that "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."

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phil bishop
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. Sounds reasonable to me....

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Geach has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.

With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.

"A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the less is more approach," he said.

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"There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign, but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach revealed. 

"A bad sign is too much lettering, not enough space around or in-between text and logos, and bad color choices."

But after seeing a few more posts on 'The Absurd Sign Project', we'll become experts on those by ourselves!

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ThePanInPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watch someone take the table and leave all the rest of the stuff on the ground, untouched.

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June’s Very Own
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love EVERYTHING about this. Especially the voodoo dolls being made while you wait 😂

Boredest Panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least it’s not “pickled palm reader, live voodoo dolls, mechanic fixed while you wait”

Hannah Edwards
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Small businesses have to be diverse to survive in these trying times. Plus you can get your tires rotated while waiting for your voodoo doll, a win, win for the busy shopper.

Id row
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll take 2 pickled eggs and a voodoo doll. Finally, a store that understands my needs.

Catlady6000
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're actually pretty good. Jar full of shelled, hard-boiled eggs, pour enough apple cider vinegar to cover. Put on the lid, refrigerate a couple of days. It's almost like an inside out deviled egg

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MMcD
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where is the “keys made while you wait” service?

Helen Flach
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like to order voodoo dolls made to resemble five Supreme Court justices. Need ASAP, please rush.

Gini Sarver
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i never understood the reasoning of making voodoo dolls in advance 😁

Gabe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I ain't waiting, I'm gona get my palm read while my cars getting fixed eating some pickled eggs

BLONDTROBL
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can I get a pickled voodoo doll on my palm whilst I'm getting a tattoo of a tire?

Elycia Clemans
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is the pickled eggs written so small? And are the made by the mechanic? So many questions....

Andrea Hall
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you imagine the heavenly aroma of picked eggs with live bait, tattoos being done, and cars being fixed? It's making my mouth water...

Dan Anderson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want a doll that looks like the mechanic...and a pickled egg.

C H
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Glad they added pickled eggs. I was on the fence there for a min

John Barber
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I just came for a pickled egg but how could I pass on a voodoo doll?.

Roberta Bray-Enhus
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No boiled peanuts? What’s truly amazing is nothing is misspelled!

Kelly Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A small town I lived in had Nutter's: laundrymat, Uhaul rentals, used furniture, bait, and other random stuff he came across to do/sell.

Terry Tobias
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mmmm... live bait AND pickled eggs?! Where is this magical place?!

Ryan CH
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well thank God they had pickled eggs. If the eggs you eat while getting a voodoo doll are unpickled, you’re gonna have a bad time

LynzCatastrophe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In a small town, every small business type is worth a try. And in this economy, you try multiple at the same time.

Helen Flach
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like to order voodoo dolls made to resemble five Supreme Court justices. Need ASAP.

Rhea
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so concerned but I also really want to visit this magical store

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June’s Very Own
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that they probably had to write the sign based on some persons actions is unreal

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Lawrencium
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those of you not familiar, Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull testicles...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The missing closing quotation marks is what bugs me the most about this...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen/read in my whole life without a doubt

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Rose the Cook
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a student who called everything a thingy when she couldn't remember the name of it in English.

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ThePanInPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All of you talking about the sign, meanwhile me: 'why are that guy's legs so long?'

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Our visit was wonderful but we never saw any bears. Please train your bears to be where guests can see them. This was an expensive trip to not get to see bears.” – Yellowstone visitor complain.

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Troux
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome TO the fence. Not welcome IN the fence.

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Trophy Husband
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it sad that my new goal is to have a BP comment with 500 up votes?

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Katie Lutesinger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I understand they put these signs up to assist people from countries where toilets aren't raised but are set into the floor so you have to squat over them.

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ThePanInPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys, it's filler text, it appears automatically as sample text in many programs. It's not supposed to mean anything important, they just forgot to delete it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to the Hotel California. You can never leave. Because you are forever lost.

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APL
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, because some smoke alarms detect a change in air conductivity rather than smoke per se. Nothing odd about this.

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Lawrencium
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sign makes a lot more sense when you realize it's in Hawkins, Indiana

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And here's what it looked like after the small tornado from that Bugs Bunny cartoon came through!

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David Meacheam
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my home town there was the White Bus Company. The buses were painted blue. The White family preferred them that way.

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