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If you've been around Bored Panda long enough, you know we have a soft spot for signs.

From Australian artist Michael Pederson to the legendary El Arroyo restaurant, we cover pretty much everyone who knows how to send a message. Or doesn't!

There's a Facebook group called 'The Absurd Sign Project' and, as the name implies, its members are sharing the funniest sign fails they can find.

We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group.

More info: Facebook

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Trace Ready Report

Id row
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the movie Idiocracy can now be found under documentaries.

Alicia GriffonLady
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hear Brawndo makes an injectable disinfectant now. No reviews for some reason. And the body bags are in the "recomended" section...

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Cuppa tea?
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll wait until is in history section.

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    #2

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    Dubravka Latifić Moran Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schrödinger's cookies - there is no chance of knowing if there are cookies in it until you open it

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum gave me a tin of biscuits for Christmas and said "I thought you could keep your sewing things in it!" It's full of needles and spools of thread now.

    Rita Jacobsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m Danish and once had a summer job at the factory that made those, and they were really proud about what a popular export they were. And I’m not saying anything bad about Danish butter cookies, but I was thinking that surely you guys would be able to bake this kind of thing yourself? I mean are they really ‘send all the way across the atlantic’ good? And then finally this year I started seeing the sewing kit meme and somehow at least this makes a tiny bit more sense 😄

    Ella Blackwood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually love those cookies! So does my brother. We are addicted to them, but usually only get them around the winter holidays.

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe it or not, I found one of these at home, opened it, and it was full of cookies! I was so happy.

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    We contacted the group's administrators and moderators and one of them, Craig Hey, was kind enough to tell us more about this amusing corner of the internet.

    "The community is fantastic," Craig told Bored Panda.

    The gang is approaching 100,000 members but the predecessor of 'The Absurd Sign Project' had 166,000 before Facebook decided to ban it.

    However, when it comes to content, numbers aren't the most important thing. 

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    Larry Nannery Report

    Kimberly Gibbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because being unnecessarily rude and calling names is so funny. Honestly, this is why our society is in the pits; people think it is so cool to "school" someone like this. Whatever happened to simple kindness? The sign could have easily read (and should have), "Check with the city as it is illegal to lockup your bike here." There is no need to humiliate someone while educating them. Just tired of the ugliness all the time. No need.

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    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like the righteous indignation of the ignorant.

    Kimberly Gibbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second person didn't need to humiliate while educating the person on something of which they were clearly unaware.

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    Kayjunmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to know if they got their bike back and were red faced.

    Susanne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully without the lock, and maybe by paing a fine

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    Adrienne Mcginley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the ticket for chaining the bike to a handicapped signpost will probably be more than they paid for the bike & lock! As it should be!

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my locale the first fine *was* $75 and went up from there. Now I think the first fine is $150. And every now and then I still see idiots pull into a handicap space, hop out and walk into the store... and watch someone who does have a handicap tag or license plate have to park farther away from the entrance. What gets me if you say something to these Karens and Kens, they act like they did nothing wrong at all. Or they simply ignore you and leave with a look of indignation on their sorry faces.

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    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a burn with a side of You Suck!

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    #4

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    Katie Boyle Report

    Floof
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, the chances of you pooping on your hairdresser is never 0

    Ivana Bašić
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid's hairdresser could charge extra on a couple of these points.

    Santhe van der Meulen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says I don't bite or scratch my hairdresser?

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...If I go to a dog groomer I can get these services and not get judged in case #5 happens?

    ChariotLee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Number six-BUT I WISH IT DID.

    Vision Jinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work at a vet and they forgot an important one. I have seen on multiple occasions where dealing with the owners was worse on the groomer then dealing with the pups!

    Jes.the.Mess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You assume a lot about my relationship with my hair dresser

    Grinning Dog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife's haircut costs significantly more than we spend on the dog.

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    Amber Yancey Report

    Jack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many incidents have happened to need a sign put up Before said sign little kid pat's fart squirrels gets sprayed parents complain because they thought it was a squirrel many many complaints later

    Rage Of Aquarius II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could've just been an excuse to write "fart squirrels"

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fart squirrels 🤣🤣🤣 I’m holding in my laughter as it is 5am and I don’t want to wake my family up.

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m loving the term fart squirrels more than skunks now 😂

    Boredest Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even the baby fart squirrels?

    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would I? But now I want to.

    ComfyPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using this from now on. Fart squirrels. My grandpa used to say they were a two toned kitty with a fluid drive

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    From time to time, bigger Facebook groups attract toxic users who want to litter all over them but Craig said they don't have this problem.

    "Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down."

    #6

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    Steve Falletti Report

    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. Ok. I will just this once.

    Sandy the cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least women are doing it for them

    Yuyun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always the one guy

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    #7

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    Wesley Cheney Report

    Natalia Linnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can’t CHANGE the people around you (you can’t change a person) but you can change the PEOPLE around you (but you can surround yourself with better people).

    Pryjmaty
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it. You can't change the personalities of the people around you, but you can change whom you surround yourself with.

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just sapped up all my brain juices

    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't wanna' think like this at 1 in the morning

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    BookCrazyTeen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s all about emphasis on the right words

    Pam Akers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BookCrazyTeen - my sentiments exactly! And you're only a teen? Keep on reading, we expect you in the future.

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, had to re-read to understand. This is GOOD advice..

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Way of Living after a Trafic accident that nearly killed me. Then I turned around & took a good look at My Life & the People in it! I’d Rather just be On My own,than having 10-20 “Friends” who only have time,when it’s Party!!!

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how is it that i know exactly what this thing is trying to say

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    Larisa Bondarets Report

    Colin Allcars
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way, you get delicious food!

    Kesam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for Kyle. He tasted like moth balls.

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    The Alpha Geek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else noticed the $13.50 for a pretzel cookie sign in the back?

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtaf? I have a whole different experience eating people.

    Basko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fine chianti on discount in aisle 4

    Anastasia Beaverhausen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure I've seen a series of drawings like this on Bored Panda.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You did! They're by Chris (Simpsons Artist): https://www.boredpanda.com/simpsons-pictures-that-i-gone-and-done-weird-comics

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    juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whoa, Chris Simpsons artist spotted in the wild!

    Peppermallow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the world where everyone has no hands, the one handed woman is queen

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannibalism......it's a thing! Trending now.

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    Ben Rowland Report

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My milkshake is for me, I did not invite any boys.

    Angela Turrall
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t need to invite them, the milkshakes will bring them to the yard whether you like it or not.

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    Air Conditioner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother born in 2007 dosent know the song, I literally died when I found that out. And my 2011 brothers don't know what does the fox say-

    Ada Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i was born in 2007 and this song is on my top playlist…

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    Jo Kidd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaw,how limiting is that?

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if your milkshake is spoiled?

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you attract cockwombles!

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    PupperPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My milkshake is being danced for the UK Prime Minister. He's not had a soaking with one for a while, he must be due.

    Verified Losr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if my milkshake brings girls and boys to the yard??

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If not more than twenty in total at the same time, you'll be fine - otherwise you need a larger yard!

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    Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have my milkshake to myself. I don't share food.

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    As you can see, the signs that get featured on the group come from a variety of places but there are a few leaders.

    "The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," Craig said.

    The representative of 'The Absurd Sign Project' thinks the main reason why there are so many funny signs isn't incompetence. Rather, it's our desire to make each other laugh.

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    #10

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    Gurudev Basavaraj Goud Report

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm gonna make it my business to be as useless as possible

    Harls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction: Pretend to be useless so nobody can use you.

    Non Bi-nary Panda ️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that everyday, but not so nobody can use me. Lol

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    Jonathan Newton Report

    Kesam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Greek part says "We're Orthodox Christians" so you might have to edit it a little 😉

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step outside Ma'am, we've had several reports of someone screaming Oh God Oh God last night

    Sonia Phocas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation is wrong: ‘we are Christian Orthodox. We do not allow anyone to bother us/lecture us on our religion’. That’s what it should say.

    ...
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I speak Greek but I'm definitely not an expert so please take this with a grain of salt I think the part in Greek is trying to say that we won't let anyone bother us because of our faith (like persecute or hurt us?) The English translation is definitely wrong

    Craig Morrison
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We are orthodox Christians. It is not permitted for anyone to bother us on the matter of our faith."

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    A C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign should be more places!

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish schools and hospitals would have these signs.

    mary norton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why??? What’s wrong with discussing religion???

    Rosa Mardani
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because, tho i dont say it outloud much, there ARE ppl who arnt religious! and they are mostly polite, so they keep their traps shut! believe it or not, they even feel uncomfortable when others talk about this stuff, SO, thats why!!!!

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    Aaron Essig Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know which way I'm going!

    nerdy_british_girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Raaaa-aaa-aaa-aaaiaaan, I don’t mind…🎶

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    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are all those spots on the pavement? Chewing gum?

    moonlight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i choose rain, for 2 reasons. #1 i am friends with a water deity, and we gonna hang out today #2 i dont really drink

    Freida Baker-Hawkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know where im going - the rain! reasons: 1. im literally a 13 year old 2. rain is awesome

    TAYLOR SWIFT IS AWESOME
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I posted almost the exact same thing 😂 we’re alike (but I’m 14)

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    Aaron Essig Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens if I read it? Huh? HUH!?

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ll get done for invasion of privacy

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    Cowws
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey guys what does the sign say?

    MPS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear sorry about that

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    "We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," Craig added.

    "If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"

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    George Dossett Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a dare after a few drinks. 🤔

    Bubba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too late. Kim already answered the call.

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isnt the volts that kill you but the current: maximum current from mains or transmission lines is a lot tho and it will kill you ^_^ inside your house in theory youll just blow a fuse

    Jen T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know someone is STILL resisting the urge to touch.

    Chris Morrison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Volts don’t kill🤦🏻‍♂️

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    Luís Cruz Report

    FrillyDragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That part made me have to hold back a loud laugh so i don't wake my husband. Wasn't expecting that!

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband would love this, he’s against them welcome sign mats, when i asked him why, he said obviously, I didn’t want people over

    Rosemary Probert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show him the range of doormats with "Oh no, not you again" and "Never mind the dog, beware of the wife", "My dog eats every third visitor. Two have been here already today" and suchlike.

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    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go on, git! That's the best part.

    RedKindaSus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to spot an introvert be like:

    Jake stenhouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Goa Way’ would be a great name for a shop that sold crafted items from west India

    Memeboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti door-to-door salesman sign

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    Mike Berry Report

    DeadLetterOffice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Grandfather’s tombstone says: “adios”. Nothing else. He was a dry MF.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the etched photo that really sells it. 🤣

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim had a good sense of humour

    Puppeteer Saint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why I don't answer my phone.. I'm gonna live forever.

    Dan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if I destroy my phone I get to live forever? I'd rather die thanks

    Kimberley McMillan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus only calls if you have an early 1990s brick model cellphone.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like the very definition of a church lady.

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    Neil McGrane Report

    JBloom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh.. I'm standing IN Ukraine. And showering all of You, who stands with us, with rays of peace and love 💙💛

    Jodagoatisagoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about I support Ukraine and the sign can just sit there and do nothing.

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    If you also have to make a sign, whether it's for your kid's lemonade stand or a business of your own, it might be worth remembering a chat in our earlier piece on funny and clever signs with Adrian Geach.

    Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda that "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."

    #18

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    Eric Blum Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what you did there!

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Colorado Rocky Mountains. They are well known for their clever signs.

    Tracey Newman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me tinnitus is no laughing matter however that’s funny.

    UDERSERVELOVE!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. Explanation please?

    Mad Kid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tinnitus is when you have constant ringing or buzzing in your ear

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    May Day
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 I have tinnitus. This is hilarious

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now that explains the unanswered bells in my head

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    Eddy Darbinian Report

    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. Sounds reasonable to me....

    The lesbian knitting panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so many celebrities have lost their lives to vegetables, #stopthevegetablereignofterror😢

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been vegetable free for years 👍

    Pekka Brännbäck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoda: “Inexplicable the messages of the earthlings are”.

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “And that’s the secret of life folks enjoy it”

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This van speaks for me now.

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay in vegetables, eat drugs, and don't do school.

    Todoroki Simp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are you supposed to read this?

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    Jurica Mandić Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the man went wee wee wee wee wee, all the way home 😉

    N G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that's the noise of his wheels

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    Nicole Mack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At as teenager I needed a bilateral hip replacement, but "looked healthy" you wouldn't believe how much abelistist b.s. I had to put up with. I was cussed out for parking in handicapped spots, notes & stickers were put on my car accused of being lazy for using a shower chair by my then boyfriend & more. People just don't get it.

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    naaah... I'm a panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that guy should be pointing that one certain finger

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geniuses didn't think that one through.

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    #21

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    Michael Morales Report

    Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call this "April Weather" in Germany.

    Ernesto
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives new meaning to "climate change"...

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This here but replace everything besides summer with rain. Always raining here in the middle of the summer

    Lance
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is just like living in kansas

    Richard Keith Sr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may be difficult to carry around that many changes of clothes.

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    #22

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    Jerry Moody Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to meet the person who thought of this!

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The artistic embellishment makes it! 😄

    chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honesty of this sign is amazing

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute, but I'm sure they get pulled over a lot.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love those little stick figures... they're so cute!

    Ellie Ripps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it’s in Ohio 😆

    Rafaella Avila
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people disrespect Ohio. Like, go ripp up your p*ssy, f*ck a hoe and get a job, instead of hating on a damn state.

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    #23

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    Di Davies Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where else am I supposed to do my competitive dog grooming? In the elevator!?

    Bear of Culture
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Please use the lifts " is also written

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    Chris Hardtke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why I only groom my dogs on escalators as an amateur.

    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me as well, just some fun grooming with friends.

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    Riley Warrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww man, there goes my dream career.

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People actually do competitive dog grooming on escalators?! 😂

    juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean, it's possible. there's sports like Extreme Ironing after all

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    Potato patato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened for them to include these rules?!

    Pluto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pushcars? Personally, I call them strollers, dunno ‘bout u

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's pushchairs, so maybe this is in the UK. (We call them pushchairs here.) Although the picture actually shows a pram, anyway.

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a story that I want to know.

    Emory White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait i'm supposed to be competitive about my dog grooming? i thought only humans did that

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the storytime, now.

    Adrienne Mcginley
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean competitive dog grooming on escalators is a real thing? Who knew?

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    #24

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    Claudia Missis Mônk Report

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will hodors if I want! You ain’t the boss of me!

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that means: "No hors d'oeuvres on the train, people".

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. I will find other food to eat on the train.

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    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geezus, it's been how many years... and seeing this still made me go "HEY. too soon."

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Scotland this makes complete sense..

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    #25

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    Pattie McCarthy Report

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how 'valuable' that 'resource' is feeling now...

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool, that is a truck delivering bridge!

    Catmandu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the reason to destroy a railway bridge :(

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    #26

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    Luís Cruz Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously written by a cunning spider!

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope,you have to burn the entire building down

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    #27

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    Moe Rogers Report

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch someone take the table and leave all the rest of the stuff on the ground, untouched.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone actually did to another person I read somewhere when they grew too much zucchini, left a sign out front that said free, they took the chair and threw the zucchini on the ground

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    Ernesto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So don't take a s**t on the free table. Got it.

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going straight for that wicked tree! Cheers bro :)

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm picturing all the sh*t on the lawn with the table stolen.

    Jesse Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to an antique show and was not impressed until I saw a table that had a beautiful color batik wall hanging being used as a tablecloth. The seller took everything off the table and charged me $15 for it.

    Wren Hard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have taken our tables and picnic rugs when we put stuff out for free 😒

    Pluto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything but the table!

    Imjust jim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once a year or so I load up a wheelbarrow with scrap metal that's accumulated and have a sign - Please take it all EXCEPT THE WHEELBARROW. So far so good.

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    #28

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    Scott Wagner Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙋‍♀️ demonstration pls!!

    Rosemary Probert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, I don't need your help, just show me the door and I'll do the rest myself.

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    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you please shred my application for the Associate position?

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, no thank you.

    ViFi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...anyone else notice that it's literally called the champion 4...

    Tiffany Schmidt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if it's a Ferguson (bawooosh). If you get this reference I love you

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    #29

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    Kay D Kahbume Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bit harsh...

    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Haha, they misspelled the si..." *pimp emerges from the forest.

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    DeadLetterOffice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might actually be an accurate sign in some parts of the country.

    Ernesto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they spelled "tresspassers" right. Wait a minute...

    wv10014
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scariest no trespassing sign ever!

    Gabe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that men he's pimping?

    T M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a small private garden area that's always locked but you can barely make out a sign that says "Trespassers will be composted"

    Edison Michael
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there is s Haunting Hour episode about that!

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    Sonny Kohler
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool! Finally... A date!

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    #30

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    Clara Kent Report

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather watch Ball Fondlers or The Personal Space Show.

    J J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you son of a b!tch, I'm in!"

    Gretchen Gordon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like a flag of this to replace my cringey "In this house we believe" flag

    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like I need an excuse for ice cream!

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will have an ice cream because I want one, not because you said so.

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    #31

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    Ian Parr Report

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's not flying, it's falling with style."

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard at the Seige of Caffa, 1346..."I'm sorry my Lord, we're out of plague victims." "Use pigs then!"

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not turkeys as we all know, sadly

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "As God is my witness...I thought turkey's could fly!"

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    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having spent some time on a farm, I've seen a lot of pigs thrusting, but apparently not enough.

    Toni Ahlgren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's just a little airborne! It's still good. it's still good!"

    J J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's clearly the appropriate response

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are whole posts about this community center's messages, they regularly do these and they absolutely own them.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If pigs COULD fly, I bet their wings would taste awesome!!

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    #32

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    Gadi Solomon Report

    Toni ha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are so many people pooping with pens in hand?

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always carry my pooping pen with me wherever I go...

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    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one cross there is very concerning…

    Ewa K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top tick is very pretty.

    RedKindaSus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that "X" guy wants to watch the world BURN

    The Shark
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check if you washed your hands before touching this pen! 😂

    Q.wErTyUIOP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im worried in the fact that only these many people have flushed

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't know when they put the sign up. It could be a new sign an hour ago.

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    Tash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have a pen in my handbag.

    Sheila Toms
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems to me that there should be a lot more checks

    Bryan W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One person can't follow directions...

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    #33

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    Liina Ruuven Report

    Toodles ️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing I fit under all categories

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    h... how are you both elderly and a child

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    Kesam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I hate it when my disabled elderly children get pregnant!

    Floof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am I stupid? I don't get how this is clever. someone explain pls!

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    due to the lack of punctuation it sounds like you have to be a disabled elderly pregnant child to use the bathroom

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    Hulkfreeze
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't we all this way on the inside? /s

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we talking elderly children physical age or mental age?

    Bear of Culture
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disabled elderly pregnant women : AH S**t ! here we go again

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly I need to get out more, because I've never met anybody who fitted that description before.

    Pluto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me who is disabled, elderly, and pregnant, all while being a child

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    #34

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    Tricia Allen Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love EVERYTHING about this. Especially the voodoo dolls being made while you wait 😂

    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to know if they have one person who does it all.

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    Boredest Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it’s not “pickled palm reader, live voodoo dolls, mechanic fixed while you wait”

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small businesses have to be diverse to survive in these trying times. Plus you can get your tires rotated while waiting for your voodoo doll, a win, win for the busy shopper.

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And have a quick snack. That's a plus for me

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take 2 pickled eggs and a voodoo doll. Finally, a store that understands my needs.

    Mz Phit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess...the American south? (I'm betting Louisiana, because voodoo)

    Larry XK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas, Texas..........

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a laundromat and you're set for life!

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pickled eggs sounds like the most worrisome thing on this list.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're actually pretty good. Jar full of shelled, hard-boiled eggs, pour enough apple cider vinegar to cover. Put on the lid, refrigerate a couple of days. It's almost like an inside out deviled egg

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    #35

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    Luís Cruz Report

    DeadLetterOffice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why the dishwashers nationality was important to know.

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they had two dishwashers, one from Mexico and one from Mongolia. Sadly, nobody ever cared about their names, and because the cheap a*s owners employed them illegally he had to mention him as "mexican dishwasher" when his wife, fed up with his mannerism, decided to compensate the employee while at the same time getting petty revenge on her husband, who in the aftermath confronted the now deeply in love new couple and getting hit with afore mentioned frying pan?

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    Bob Bobbs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while to realise that "dishwasher" meant "a guy who washes the dishes" and not the appliance.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a really raunchy joke about a man who absolutely had the urge to put his d**k in the pickle slicer. The punchline was that the pickle slicer was a person, not a machine.

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    White Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a nice idea to try to cover up the fact that rats were found in the restaurant and they were forced to close for 2 weeks 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Tried to defend his honour" - that could cover a multitude of sins

    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Thought so too. I have a feeling the frying pan could be justified.

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    Miss Melanie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is “Mexican dishwasher “ in all caps? It’s written as if that’s the part they wanted to hi light the most👎🏾

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did it matter that the dude was Mexican?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one feels more tragic than funny. Especially, if it’s true.

    * ~ l a s a n y a ~ *
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for the people who thought "dishwasher" meant "kitchen appliance" in this context, it actually means "person who washes the dishes" in this situation.

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    #36

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    Violet Viall Report

    Livi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that they even have to remind people of this...?

    Rebecca Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm ya.. two police officers were fired from their jobs. The official reason … dispatch ordered them to assist a business that was currently being robbed. The officers ignored the order and decided to catch Pokémon instead. Don’t underestimate Pokémon go players.. Gotta catch them all!!!

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    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like it'd be a great place for ghost types though...

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think that, even websites say that. As someone who lived by a cemetery for 5 years, I guarantee that the answer is no. Even at night.

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    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes you think the dead are not bored, and would appreciate the break from non-stop sadness? They probably liked to have fun too!

    Alicia GriffonLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen a ghost at a cemetery. I have seen them in my grandma's house (before it was turned into a parking lot) and at two nursing homes on night shift. (Assuming you mean real ghosts and not pokemon go?) Most of them seemed a bit lost and confused, but one seemed very calm and comforting. The gentleman who had the room she went into died before my next shift. They don't really seem to care what the living are doing. I don't even know if they can see us. Only two seemed to notice me. One stepped back and hid, the other i'm not even sure it wasn't a demon. It was whispy black and so angry my skin felt blistery.

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    Needmorecowbell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did an awesome geocache at a cemetery once where the deceased person requested it be hidden at his headstone. Hardly the same thing, but a super neat idea on his part.

    britainknee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took my son and niece geocaching yesterday & we located one at a cemetery, it was in a tree & we walked around & looked at the old headstones, we were respectful of course, nice peaceful little walk.

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    G R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad's grave is a Pokemon Go gym and you are officially all welcome to play there.

    Kim R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local cemetery (major metro suburbs) welcomes everyone- it’s well used by locals walking dogs, kids riding bikes, people exercising and enjoying the gardens. At xmas they put on a lovely big Carols by Candlelight event. Also well used by pokemon players as it has a good lot of stops and gyms, there is no disrespect in this. If someone is visiting a grave and happens to be looking at their phone, or someone is standing near a grave a looking at their phone to catch a pokemon, how are you to know the difference? Why should you care? I have family in this cemetery and I play pokemon. Fight me.

    Alicia GriffonLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they are just upset eeeveryone in the world isn't doing what they want. :(

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    Daniel C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, I hunted Pokemon at a nearby cemetery. But I did it when no one else was around, and stayed in my car.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are never truly alone in a cemetery. There's always someone following you, watching you,

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    Ryan Burns
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see a problem with it. People are just overly sensitive.

    Just Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your most precious loved one died and you go to their grave to cry and mourn them in peace. You really see no issues with some people tromping through to play a game?

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    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wasn't aware dead people were capable of being annoyed.

    Alicia GriffonLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, teeeechnicaly they are, but it's rare that they are attached to their grave. The place of death is the usual location. There was this one unpleasant resident that i swear i could still hear bitching in the nursing home for weeks. >.< Her call light came on a couple times too. Such a pain.

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    another one
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love if people played Pokemon Go on my grave.

    Alicia GriffonLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Good clean fun vs a bunch of teens underage drinking as the pre-pokemon go tradition was?

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    Traci Ashe Skaalrud Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? But it doesn’t taste as good then

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all about how you flavor them. Try a seasoned veteran.

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    Basko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But are those free range people or the office ones?

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hannibal Lecter later retired from psychiatry and opened a supermarket.

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the same store that posted "your milkshake is only permitted to bring 20 boys to the yard", they were running low on their meat supply so they posted that sign and set up a trap! It just so happens 5 of the boys escaped.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For Sale: Soylent Green. (Due to current social distancing guidelines, each meat product contains 15 people or less.)

    Basko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fine chianti on discount in aisle 4.

    Chioma Cobb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is where Bob got his meat for the very first episode

    FrillyDragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell Sweeney Todd.

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    #38

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    https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10221542122411066&set=gm.1066496173949893 Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So can the girls with short hair help tie up the girls with long hair? Asking for a friend….

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also have a friend that wants this information. Now.

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    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long haired freaky people need not apply

    Miss Melanie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about boys w/long hair,Ms Debbie??

    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shibari style or does any old bondage qualify?

    Puppeteer Saint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally.. I've been training for this day.

    Sandy the cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear… that’s a bit of a problem for me then!

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    #39

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    Daniel Adams Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that they probably had to write the sign based on some persons actions is unreal

    Liz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is someone put the sign there as a joke

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    Hedgeh og
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most countries in the world decided on green for exits, since in many cultures red means stop, or danger, or both (and there are some readability questions too). America is one of the few which uses red for Exit signs. That's slowly changing. https://www.safeworldhse.com/2020/02/why-emergency-exit-signs-green.html

    Puppeteer Saint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. I'm lost. Can I leave or not? I need an adult!

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they have any video of people face-planting RIGHT into the shelving...

    Leslie Crittenden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's sad. So sad. That this was necessary.

    * ~ l a s a n y a ~ *
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did people just run at it thinking it was a magic portal?

    Ilene Dover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of the tag on the hair dryer's cord. "Do Not Submerge In Water.". Well Duh!

    Sandy the cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for the elderly person who thought it rly was an exit

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    #40

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    Susan Dault Powers Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you not familiar, Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull testicles...

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are actually quite good. They are first skinned, then sliced, breaded and deep fried and generally served with the house's special dipping sauce. If you weren't told beforehand what they were, you would likely enjoy them. There are also lamb oysters.

    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's just a kick in the balls

    Chris M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Indian Hills Community Center strikes again. They're in a few other posts in this listicle.

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so proud to live in this horrifying state.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? If you kill an animal, you might as well use ALL the parts - including the reproductive organs.

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    mamafrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why do they have water buffalos on the sign??

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    Tony Byrne Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paid for by Sideshow Bob.

    Shelli LotusFlower
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This better get a ton of votes or else we are lame Pandas

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    Floof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welp, Bart Simpson was never seen or heard from again after this picture was taken, Moe has had enough prank calls from Bart to drive him insane. leaving police to believe Moe had a hand in this case.

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't call him the bartender (bart-ender) for nothing!

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    TonyTee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I feel bad for Bart, he got violated by a semi 😆🤣 #Savage

    Jill Chambers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only person who is shocked that this is Eddie Stobbart? Surely its photoshopped?

    Potato Puffin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not shopped at all. I saw another lorry with same thing, I genuinely thought someone had stolen my pic for this post but its two different Eddie Stobart trailers, different lorries etc. I'm wondering if the old trailers are sold and "defaced" by covering some of the name?

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    pyro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor bart. what did he ever do to you?

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    #42

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    Ann Holiday Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, at least there being honest

    Ernesto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not settle for "imitation" fake watches! We've got the real deal here!

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd still buy them, and just pay for em with genuine fake cash

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a sign I saw that said, "Antiques made daily".

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably meant genuine looking fake watches?

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    #43

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    Scott Wagner Report

    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me, being a old guy, figgured that out a long time ago. i think it's great.

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    Darrelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wrong though, just being honest

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit, stop giving away our secrets!!!

    Alex S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tucker Carlson's wife would disagree

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're Ben Shapiro's wife.

    Yukon Charlie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so cool and edgy of you to make fun someone's wife because you don't like them. Classy.

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    No Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something here? What does this mean?

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    #44

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    Philip James Report

    Aahzmandus Pervect
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comma bothers me more than it should.

    Ernesto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what if you're a landlord for a brothel?

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I entirely empathize with people who find the profit margin of apartments unacceptable. (Please see your local politicians about artificially throttling development supply but not throttling demand... looking at you, California.) But as a matter of fact, I've had two different friends who sold their houses to move into smaller ones because yes, in fact, being a landlord is a ton of work.

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what the point of the sign is. Am I supposed to be guilted into selling my properties and becoming an escort? Am I supposed to be convinced to close my OnlyFans and rent out my apartment for an easier life? Am I supposed to bring this up with my wife to let her know that she no longer needs to pay half the mortgage, but she DOES owe me for years worth of work after reviewing the balance of who was on top the most?

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex work is work, and being a landlord is also work.

    Julie Mervar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the flack landlords constantly bet around here... Long story short, I owned several rental properties with the intent of providing nice, affordable housing to people in need. I got screwed in every front from people tearing up my property to unpaid rents and utilities to (and this is the part I wish people knew) to the government penalizing me for NOT CHARGING HIGH ENOUGH RENT! So please understand the landlords are victims too. It cost me SO much money to be a landlord in the end.

    Gina Mangin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A blow job is still a job- Terry from Reno 911

    Chonky Lilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on the condition of the property and the needs of the renter. I would say I've done the front end work to make sure our rental property is up to spec so there are no major maintenance issues. Just the monthly AC filter check, pest control and biweekly maintenance of the yard and landscaping to remove debris and trim the shrubs. Get calls every now and then on minor stuff. It's not a lot of work but being on call 24/7 is a commitment. Didn't hire a property management service as it's a good 10% that they charge.

    Alexa Saltz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it depends on how you pay your rent...

    Pam Akers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about "being a pimp is not".

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    #45

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    Jurica Mandić Report

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only to be had once a month?

    NG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought that was marinara sauce

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have blood sausage as a topping.

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Done tell me you’ve never tired out famous period flavoured pizza!”

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All this time I thought the best periods were like rated M games, lots of blood, strong language, and occasional moments of violence

    Floof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeahh, it sounds great....

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people crave chocolate at that time of the month. I'm in the craving pizza club.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Period pizza, oh, good lord.

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    #46

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    Peter Buitenhuis Report

    Floof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this is on a mirror!

    Emma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's weird they said angle instead of angel

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    Adam Zad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it's acute angle. Obtuse angles are stubborn, and the rest think they're always right!

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loved what you did here... only a certain crowd!

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does that really mean? I used an online translator and all I got was : I will be like a pearl like a baby rice as my water grass.

    Lau Quanhan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rice is probably a typo for 'you'. I treat you like a pearl, like treasure yet you treat me like Xian shui cao (a kind of leaf used for packaging). Simply put I treat you like treasure you treat me like trash

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chinese auto-translations are hilarious :D found this one on Hua Shan DSC03654-6...758e67.jpg DSC03654-6276963758e67.jpg

    Happyu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The forest belongs to us all, it's your duty to protect it.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you taste so good with cheese and sour cream!

    Lucy Cope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one wants to be treated like potato

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    #47

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    Justin Rotkowitz Report

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is intentionally creepy, right?

    PenguinQueen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this as 'Internationally creepy'.. So yes and... Yes

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't believe that man has EVER been to medical school!

    Karla Lawatsch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that there is more than one wiener in there. Unless, of course, he is from Wien...

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    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally everything about this is bad.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to check this one out, lol! Best I can tell you is it's not real, it's an artist's work, part of the scenery at Hicksville (https://www.hicksvillepalace.com/entire-property) in Joshua Tree, California, where you can stay the night in some funky themed trailers. The main pic at the link shows this truck on the left side, but I couldn't find it mentioned anywhere else on the site. Neat place to explore anyway, the trailers are pretty clever.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't trust that Dr. Wiggles.

    sanityisnotproven
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like I need more nightmare fuel

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    #48

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    Jason Crockett Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The missing closing quotation marks is what bugs me the most about this...

    Tiggy Darling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's abbreviating "available. Did they really need to save 4 lets?

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    Glass Ghost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If nobody gets it, they don't want druggies. Sunken cheeks, super skinny, looks a lot older than they really are. Basically "Skeletor". Don't do heroine, kids.

    Jefferson Selvy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heroin. If you're doing a heroine, you need to be a better man to be worthy of her

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    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do so many people think that quotation marks add emphasis?

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think any "Skeletor" resembling applicants, have a good case for discrimination. 🤔

    Jude Kay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not OCD. It's CDO. Alphabetical, THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!!!

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    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. There goes my dream job

    Pluto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We will crush you with an anvil

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    #49

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    Barrett Ludwig Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen/read in my whole life without a doubt

    Yayheterogeneity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke. They post all kinds of signs and spread a little disturbance 😂

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    De'Anna Monical
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the sock so dirty though, did she walk there without shoes?!😂

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Michael dodged a bullet there, to be honest.

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michael, count yourself lucky

    guesswho2who2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    michael is glad to send the other filthy sock

    Neil Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so how is he meant to divorce her if she doesn't want him to locate her???????

    Alexa Saltz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is something seriously wrong with that sock...

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going off that dirty sock. Michael may feel like his luck is finally starting to change.

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    #50

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    Boris Adum Report

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my all time favourite, "SOTP".

    Official_Blink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... "scohol" ... A place where the person who did this didnt go to... LMAO

    juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone drank too much scohol before work...

    Katie Nelson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “We have aqueous martinis!” - asoue

    John Spookey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why it’s important to go to scohol kids.

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    #51

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    Naomi Wilkey Report

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a student who called everything a thingy when she couldn't remember the name of it in English.

    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thingy is my go-to for forgotten words too, tbh

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    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the poisoned eclair from that one Simpsons episode.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: A small baked piece like that is called a "Teilchen" in German which literally could be translated to "thingy"...

    Ally R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a doodad... possibly a whatchamacallit.

    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whew! I forgot what those were called

    Wim Westerlaken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually use the words "thing a ma jiggy" for things i don't know the name of

    RedKindaSus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It bothers me more that the "custard thingy" looks creepy

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    #52

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    Joan Rave Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cheese never wears pants, it's very wanton

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it really taste better that way? You know, asking for a friend.

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a typical friday night for me.

    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do I get cheese with pants?

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know chees had pants..

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie...Im doing that right now...Shredded Mexican blend to be specific.👍

    Manny Heffley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nikocado avocado's daily activities when hes not on camera

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    #53

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    Bill Fenstermaker Sr Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I'm living with SUBTRACTION?!

    -mafīafrog-
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What... What if... What if I'm living with *sob* DIVISION?!

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had a math lab in her basement…

    SOPHIA BARTLETT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am so tempted to call and tell them im living with addition

    ChariotLee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start crying as you speak about your math related failures and continue to speak through high-pitched sobs. They'll be so confused they won't know what to do with themselves.

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    Weed in the Garden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It started so innocently. Single digits, double digits, then triples ...the peer pressure was relentless. I asked for help, but it was too late.

    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Palm Partners - must be for sex addicts.

    Pryjmaty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living with maths is hard!

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait til she finds out about multiplication -repeated additions of numbers... * gasp *

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not go to a recovery center that can't even proof their signs...

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    #54

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    Clifford Riley Report

    Dynein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this is in the vicinity of an airport...? The turbines can be dangerous for birds, and feeding birds in the area would likely lure in more birds, leading to more birds getting into the way of planes and getting killed.

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes sense. I understand this sign now, thanks!

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    Sophie Whitbread
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The aeroplane looks more like a dog than a plane.

    Yugan Talovich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta admit, that's a good illustration.

    Maximum Ride
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annddd this will haunt me forever

    Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is old but in case anyone is reading who didn't get it... basically birds can get sucked into the planes engines. More birds around through feeding means is more likely

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    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those Canadian Geese are the ducks nuts

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aeroplane looks like a cute cartoon doggo.

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    #55

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    Aaron Essig Report

    Kelly Jo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if done out at the bar or table, it would be rude not to share.

    Ernesto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I still do pepsi in the bathroom?

    Official_Blink
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no not at all.... I'll do Sprite Instead

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whew. I only like Diet Coke!

    Rage Of Aquarius II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this would be helpful to the freshmen at my high school...

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that said "release" until I read the rest

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I wanna do shrooms?

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    #56

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    https://www.facebook.com/groups/theabsurdsignproject/ Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, we know what you don't stand for... Now tell us what you do stand for!

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you stand for nothing, Burr, what do you fall for?" (sorry I had to)

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Due to budget cuts, we've had to remove the following items..."

    Ernesto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freudian slip if there ever was one...

    NoDak Pirate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all of the catching and hanging they've done, you'd think someone would have caught that before they hung it.

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While there are certainly good police officers out there, there have been a number of officers who seem to follow this to a "t"

    Gary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the motto of the current Queensland Government.

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    #57

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    Morgen Selmer Report

    Ivana Bašić
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uterus was a one-hit wonder, retired very early.

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was a no-hit wonder, kicked that useless parasite out. :p

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most uteruses are retiring. When’s the last time you saw one?

    ᔑᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ!¡ᔑ↸ᒷᓭ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro, this sounds like an insult... take my upvote because if it is an insult that's awesome.

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    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf does “uterus is retiring” mean? And what does it have to do with a yard sale? Lmao 🤣

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they have a lot of baby clothes and toys to get rid of?

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    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably decided no more offspring

    Weed in the Garden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh - that explains the private road. Game Over.

    Smiler
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    3 years ago

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    a prostitute is retiring yall

    hanginwithmygnomies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not cool to say. It doesn't mean that whoever made the sign is a prostitute. All women have a uterus, not just prostitutes.

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    #58

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    Craig Hey Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They taste better than loiterers!

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the supermarket was a success, Hannibal went on to open a restaurant as well.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean we can get more than one?

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carnivorous tables being ambiguous again.

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    #59

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    Lyn Green Report

    Actively Lazy Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I def read Mr. Shart before I even thought of Mrs. Hart 😂

    Weed in the Garden
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Betcha hubby doesn't drive her car!

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for who ever does his laundry....

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    #60

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    Michael Morales Report

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of you talking about the sign, meanwhile me: 'why are that guy's legs so long?'

    Vstar87
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what someone hiding a dinosaur would say

    sanityisnotproven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you tell me where to get one then? Asking for a friend.

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    #61

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    Pattie McCarthy Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a beautiful town. Bike lanes, low skyline, gorgeous (nearby) mountain view, outdoor dining.

    Ernesto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So does that mean driving backwards is allowed at any intersection that *doesn't* have that marking?

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    135° turn is prohibited!

    Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cities:Skylines does this all the time (without the "only").

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    #62

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    Edson Drago Report

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not think that word means what you think it means

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me thinks they need to add a new law partner....

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So when they say 'MILFs in your area'

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You bang a milf, you're going to court son.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magistrate I'd Like to...?

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    #63

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    Dan Weston Report

    Adrienne Osterbrink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An improvement on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs

    Dl B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can last a week or more without food, water and shelter. I can't last an hour without wifi.

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, how times have totally changed

    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to add porn between wifi and food-water-shelter-warmth.

    Dl B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Porn is the natural outcome of wifi.

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    #64

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    Tricia Allen Report

    DeadLetterOffice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. That’s not cool. Someone call animal control.

    Rosemary Probert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone missing their pet, try calling at this house.

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mam, I saved 43 cats. Are they not all yours??"

    Tiki Stanford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah. I'm going to assume they trap feral cats and try to domesticate them? Mainly because the number of cats is in dry erase marker.

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more likely they are an animal hoarder who doesn't spay/neuter the cats.

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    #65

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    Alan Scott Report

    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WANT tasteless fruit now!!

    DeadLetterOffice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We only want fruits that went to finishing school.

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just gave your COVID-infected self away

    sanityisnotproven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see the quick change show by the staff when someone mentions tasteless fruit

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    #66

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    Mardi Evelyn Report

    Caiman 94920
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thegfkguy on tiktok ... this is his merch

    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's room, so if this xB's a rockin', don't bother knockin'

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    #67

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    Jules Lawrence Report

    Phonax
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    www. well s**t, alien pizza .co.uk

    Tash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just makes me want pizza

    DE Ray
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just wondering how cockles and laver on pizza would work.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably ok, with a topping of Caerphilly

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    Jake stenhouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the hashtag that was used to promote Susan Boyle’s first Album launch a few years ago in the UK #Susanalbumparty

    Don Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make some pretty good pizza in Welshitalia.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did wood do that it get fired?

    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And Luigi never understood why his Restaurant had no customers in Cardiff."

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are they making Lian Pizza in the UK?!?

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    #68

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    Jurica Mandić Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural beauty is having an extra set of legs

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... It talks about being for every color, but that's 3 white chicks who stole a fourth person's legs!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the colour dots don't get any darker than milky cocoa

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    Emily M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer i look at this sign...

    Weed in the Garden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Effective compression...hmmm. It's gotta come out somewhere.

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse than that, looks like there was originally a non-white girl in the picture. Her face was cut out but not her legs.

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    Grabthar's screwdriver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are rises, this is an octopus in a human costume.

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    #69

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    Bella V. Vid Report

    Natalia Linnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Our visit was wonderful but we never saw any bears. Please train your bears to be where guests can see them. This was an expensive trip to not get to see bears.” – Yellowstone visitor complain.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were supposed to go to Jellystone Park.

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    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the staff to run around nude outside the window. Then you'll see some bares.

    Ernesto
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But on the plus side, they got to enjoy their pic-a-nic baskets...

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Please train your bears" complaint in a Wildlife National Park. I'm ashamed for them

    A C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf.... this is a joke right??

    Jenn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at the YMCA of the Rockies: When do the elk come up to the windows so we can take pictures? When do the deer turn into elk?

    Nunya Business
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just leave food in your car, you'll see them up close.

    Carol A. Rosenzweig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yogi and Boo Boo had a scheduled vacation. You should have called to check before going!

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    #70

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    Mike Harrington Report

    Actively Lazy Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if they also have b**chy tiles...

    Gavin Boulton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have a new sign now I think, or at least when google maps ran past (Oct 2020) https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.797864,-1.4490726,3a,75y,1.72h,90t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1so0adIamzaROqiF8rvGj7sw!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3Do0adIamzaROqiF8rvGj7sw%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D1.0152712%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?hl=en-GB

    michael reid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know where this is its in North East Leeds I go past it sometimes

    Gavin Boulton
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    #71

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    Greg X Scragg Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The calibre of your guns should be sufficient to distinguish you all.

    #72

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    Adena Meier Weisholtz Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically all the real numbers are fair game here?

    FrillyDragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they wouldn't want you to get irrational about it :)

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    #74

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    Julia Sisu Dee Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah inconsiderate moron; eat some fibre!!

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least they’re consistent…

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    #75

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    Romain Lafarguette Report

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d hate to think what has happened to the pool in the past

    Kevin Teng
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's normal for most pools, actually, to prevent people from getting sick, as there are many types of bacteria that can be found in diarrhea.

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    olx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a standard a*s sign?? (no pun intended) this has been in every pool ive been in

    Baleygr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty standard. Yes. Diarrhea will shut down the whole pool for at least a day and can contain a large number of bacteria that easily can make other people pretty sick. Also, depending on how bad it is, a sneeze could be enough to release some of it in the water, especially as you don't feel as much of the pressure underwater.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to our L. There is no "Poo". Please keep it that way.

    Otto Maddox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yah, that's a totally normal sign though. Stuff has a tendency to mix with with the pool water and disperse around the pool.

    Liz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the past 14 days?? That seems like an excessive time frame.

    Baleygr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? I can see two days, or five, maybe a week, but two weeks sounds ridiculous. Especially if it was something you ate.

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    Patti Bulldog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this is a mandatory sign since covid started. I have a business that requires me to visit pools in condo complexes and every one of them has this Los Angeles and Ventura counties

    Judes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty common, although usually it's something like 4 days, not 14.

    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's gonna know until it's too late?

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    #76

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    Jesse Holland Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome TO the fence. Not welcome IN the fence.

    Kelly Jo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please keep out sign at the gate, but a welcome sign on the fence. Must be political.

    #77

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    Luís Cruz Report

    Floof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smores?! Rest?! count me in!

    -mafīafrog-
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, poor soul. It's a new snack called the "Smoor"! A smore with, uh... e-extra sugar in it! Yeah! " sugar"!

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    Sasquatch The Almighty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rest Smoors are very common in my culture, and actually very beautiful. If you've never had your dry foot skin licked off by baby fur seals whilst a pan flute orchestra serenades you and the full platoon of child-priests that are creating unique sculptures for you from cheese and twigs in a real, old-school traditional New Zealand Rest Smoor, you haven't lived.

    Boredest Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoortser? I love discovering words I haven’t met before

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, I have to go to the moortser

    Tiggy Darling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been to Smoo. Bit hard to get to but a cool cave.

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    #78

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    Neb Rodgers Report

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No allowed, but yes banned

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just take all the fun out why don't you?

    Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sounds like a mom's reply to your reply to "did you do your homework?": "no 'no' allowed".

    DeadLetterOffice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to be awake all night just trying to think of ways to fill in that blank.

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going to be arrested for drawing a blank.

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    Frying Pan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No void allowed? Aww, I had such a fun day of void planned!

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But 'yes' evidently is not.

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    #79

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    Kirsten Dyck Report

    #80

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    Nathaniel Gordon Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it sad that my new goal is to have a BP comment with 500 up votes?

    Sophia Ramsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    by the each? by the EACH? well dangit, now i need 4 more avacaoes by the each.

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    #81

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    Jacqueline Morrow Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0% Off! I can't afford NOT to get this! /s

    Ivana Bašić
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it yellow in the photo? Why buy plastic grass that looks dead?

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, what the hell is this product? A rug? Fake grass? Something in between?

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what Trump has on his head 🤣

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw something similar online just the other day. The original price struck out and the same price listed like it is discounted lol

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    #82

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    Colleen Zweck Report

    hanginwithmygnomies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the real lemon that life gives you :)

    Sophia Ramsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this lemon got a bit of bite to it...

    Tarryn Louise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She went with red onion shell for her nails.

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the national sticker shortage of 2021. I forget sometimes how hard things were back then.

    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used in a dirty margarita. No olives please.

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    #83

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    https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10223354221498404&set=gm.1066773247255519 Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are working with the group above who are prostituting people!

    Tiki Stanford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well thank you McDonalds! All this time I've been trying to have it my way at Burger King. I will definitely give your 3 way a try!

    ChariotLee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. Online, drive-thru, and screaming incoherently as you plummet through the roof.

    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder they can't keep employees.

    Don Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cincinnati McDonald's with the local chili on the menu?

    Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well full service is full service😁

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    #84

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    Fredrik Viklund Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand they put these signs up to assist people from countries where toilets aren't raised but are set into the floor so you have to squat over them.

    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I often see these signs in Japan. Traditional toilets in Japan were set into the floor, and you'd squat. It's actually more hygienic since no part of the body actually touches the toilet, and it's supposed to be easier on the body, since it's supposedly a "natural position", but it takes getting used to. Still, western style toilets are becoming more common. As well, there are signs that have to tell people to throw toilet paper into the toilet and NOT into the trash can because there are a lot of countries where you CAN'T throw toilet paper into the toilet (due to clogging their sewer systems).

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    pebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on the level of cleanliness ...

    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where was this when I needed it

    Kelly Jo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the correct way to hover

    Deson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two things that I think might be the reason. People falling and the weight of a person on the seat with a small surface area might break the seat.

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    #85

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    Ray Nemetz Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I at least get a parachute?

    jade s
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not exit. It's EXT. Short for extinguisher.

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    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever took this picture is even more amazing

    Manny Heffley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can i have Vector's flying suit thing then? 💀

    The Red Panda (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's to let the fire out. All it ever wanted was to skydive using a fuel pump.

    Stymied Egan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I'd fit through that.

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot air rises bro. What you expect us to do - bail it out of the pilot's window?

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s where the fires leave the plane.

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    #86

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    Tom Neuhaus Report

    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right next to the organic ice cubes.

    sanityisnotproven
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If orios can have strange flavors I guess yogurt can too

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like shite yoghurt, tbh.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I get me some of that?

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    #87

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    Jodie Volk-Dave Allenson Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign….or the towel dispenser? Either way, I’m worried

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *puts crowbar away* awwww maaaaan......

    Rosemary Probert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a worrying sign once that said, "Do not put anything down this toilet." Sorry, I really did need to go!

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plug sockets underneath look appropriately concerned.

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t put what in the toilet? The sign, the dispenser or the paper towel?? 🤔

    Jenn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paper towels don't flush

    Yoinks!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My workplace has the same issue. The provided toilet paper might as well be cobwebs, so people use paper towels and "flushable" wipes and other non-flushable stuff. The stuff clogs the pipes. The sewage backs up into a vent, which comes out of the breakroom floor. The breakroom closes down so it can be cleaned up. Signs go up. Repeat.

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    Jack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the paper towels

    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might havefe to flush it 10 or 15 times.

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't flush the smiley face.

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    #88

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    Mark T. Brinson Report

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, it makes another organ water

    M. A. McKnight 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't Dasani mean "You just bought tap water"?

    Ernesto
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    No, you're thinking of "bottled water"...

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    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The juice that makes your mouth juice.

    Omnipanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a trash can? If so, yum trash juice.

    #89

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    Amber Alexis Milligan Report

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And his name was Bingo. B..I..N..G..O (admit it! you just sang the last part in your head.)

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the new extreme sport for the elderly. They joust using pool cues and their gophers/scooters/mobility riders

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not our town, Sir Lancelot. Let it go.

    Tim Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bingo Knight and the Fabulous Colossi are playing this weekend!?

    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New superhero. Powerful ... but random.

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    #90

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    Mark Gilchrist Report

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, it's filler text, it appears automatically as sample text in many programs. It's not supposed to mean anything important, they just forgot to delete it.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I don’t understand is that it’s Latin, but the practice of using it as demo text in a rough design is called “greeking”…

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    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take two of the Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet consecutetuers and one Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet consecutetuer with a Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet consecutetuer latte, no whipped cream.

    Eliana Frank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The pain of the ropes should be very great"

    M. A. McKnight 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

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    I see someone's degree in Classics was finally put to good use! ( The pain itself is the pain. Dose.)

    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    looks like same dessert with different names

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    #91

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    Eddy Darbinian Report

    sanityisnotproven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the Hotel California. You can never leave. Because you are forever lost.

    EpicVoidBird YT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the hotel California, such a lovely place,

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    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well 202-206 are on the right, everything else is probably on the left. Couldnt be any clearer.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not according to the list. For example: 208 and 209 are missing

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    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we supposed to notice something?

    #92

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    Kirk Juergens Report

    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I wanted quality fathead minnows

    Norma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a crappie is a kind of fish...

    perfect pikachu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, crapple, I forgot to rub the dishwasher!

    EmCWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol they're all types of bait fish!

    Stymied Egan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides the crappie fathead minnows does anyone ever sell dead bait?

    #93

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    Rob Jones Report

    APL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because some smoke alarms detect a change in air conductivity rather than smoke per se. Nothing odd about this.

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. I had this happen in the past with a fire alarm too close to the bathroom.

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    Kelly Jo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have great water heater

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What smoking hot things are people doing in the shower?!?

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    #94

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    David Leisure Report

    indiecognition
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One owner, but many rear-end collisions.

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to clean one owner before you can buy it

    Yoinks!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the landlord was showing me my current apartment, there was a quarter-size drop of urine on the toilet seat. It was DARK yellow, and not so much "dried" as "gelled." (I still wonder sometimes what was wrong with that person's kidneys and if they got treatment in time.) Landlord should have won an Oscar for acting like they didn't see it. I still took the place and cleaned it up. The seat--wooden, for crying out loud--didn't last very long.

    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be from the associate-demonstrated toilet earlier

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought the idea of used tires was bad...

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    #95

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    John Lawrence Pagano Report

    Deson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the goal was to catch people's attention then this actually might be a success.

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    StarWars Freak19
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fries back open nacho are. Makes perfect sense.

    gibbon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Yoda works at the Circle K

    River Daski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yoda wants his nacho fries back

    Manny Heffley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "fries back nacho are" or "fries nacho back are" 💀

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    #96

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    https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=3929073300650685&set=gm.1066706280595549 Report

    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I'll have a plan based burger with haggis, melted goat cheese, a fried egg, hummus, jalapenos, and an associate demonstrated toilet to barf in.

    Kelly Jo
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Planned based please. Always prefer a well constructed plan.

    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was burger friday my cafeteria, where you coud add bacon and a fried egg. Then they started serving impossible burgers, but you could still add bacon and egg.

    Stymied Egan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have an unplanned based burger?

    Otto Maddox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, adding haggis to my veggie burger.

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll go the Planned Haggis, please.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, use your inside salad!

    Don Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I want an outside salad.

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    #97

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    Steve Gonyaw Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only Ladie can use this room.

    Garry Cowan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be acceptable here 8n Scotland

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    #98

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    Chris Mohler Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign makes a lot more sense when you realize it's in Hawkins, Indiana

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Australian signs were evidently less expensive.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about the price of gas shown.

    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A warning for The Upside Down.

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life occurs under the surface.

    James Tomlinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a distress sign, like when you fly a flag upside down...

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gas price!! It’s still at around 4.50 here in the Philly area, but I’m sure by summer it’ll be that high 😳

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    #99

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    Leanna Jones Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m more disturbed that there are hotdogs sold inside jars.

    Ernesto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good, now we can enjoy hot dogs free of all those 5+1 fillers...

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not fair! I paid the same price for 6 and did not get any free!

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't see jarred dogs in the US. I'd like to try them.

    Baleygr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really depends on the brand. Pretty common in parts of Europe and it's not much difference to plastic packed ones.

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    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hotdogs in a jar. I'll bet the buns are vacuum packed.

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    #100

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    Mary Elisabeth Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here's what it looked like after the small tornado from that Bugs Bunny cartoon came through!

    ChariotLee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check up on your sign guy and make sure he's not having a stroke, will ya?

    sanityisnotproven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone hit the liquor store in the shopping center before work.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame Alan Turin is not still alive. He might have been able to decode this for us.

    #101

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    Philip James Report

    Ameely Bob
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look again .. it says 'slower traffic keep rigth'

    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Concerns me that the Masonic symbol isn't backward.

    Ernesto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't the big rig be driving in the far right lane? So anyone who sees that sign is already keeping right?

    Ivana Bašić
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't get that, please don't drive.

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's being excommunicated from the masons for that one

    GSMountainWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says -slower traffic keep right-

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    #102

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    Elysia Mathias Report

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case the car wasn't already an obvious enough sign of overcompensating, now you can actually have it written on the darn thing!

    Kelly Jo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bummer, usually means small wee wee

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because elephantiasis of the s*****m is too long to fit.

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And is single. Why you think he needs a car so big?

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    #103

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    Hyatt Earp Report

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how is this an absurd sign?

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems absolutely fair..

    Rosalinaremem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a bad sign because they are "misrepresenting" service animals in the sign that says you can't misrepresent service animals.

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    #104

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    Chrissy Anne Report

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that where sick rabbits go? The HOPSital?

    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopsital - the sign requisition must have been written by a doctor and translated by a Candy Striper.

    #105

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    Jessica Clancy Crowson Report

    hanginwithmygnomies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone gonna comment on how the "b" in "bags" is capitalized, even though it's the second word, and the "k" in "keep" is capitalized, even though it's not the beginning of the sentence?

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rish has a terrible reputation.

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His lisp was miraculously cured mid sentence

    Lori Rommel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know what "rish" means on Ringworld?!?

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    #106

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    Report

    Riley Warrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You became the very thing you swore to destroy!

    Abnus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is the nazi symbol on the “No signs on fence”

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got a lot of nazis in your neighbourhood?

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    Eliana Frank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    talk about being a hypocrite lmfao

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    #107

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    Anthony Rooney Report

    David Meacheam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my home town there was the White Bus Company. The buses were painted blue. The White family preferred them that way.

    Yoinks!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some countries, a "skip" is a specialized heavy-duty trash bin, similar to a debris box in the US.

    Baleygr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the problem with that one?

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Always the smallest bin in the lot.