If you've been around Bored Panda long enough, you know we have a soft spot for signs.
From Australian artist Michael Pederson to the legendary El Arroyo restaurant, we cover pretty much everyone who knows how to send a message. Or doesn't!
There's a Facebook group called 'The Absurd Sign Project' and, as the name implies, its members are sharing the funniest sign fails they can find.
We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group.
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I hear Brawndo makes an injectable disinfectant now. No reviews for some reason. And the body bags are in the "recomended" section...
Load More Replies...It’s about power we go hungry we devour..
Load More Replies...Schrödinger's cookies - there is no chance of knowing if there are cookies in it until you open it
My mum gave me a tin of biscuits for Christmas and said "I thought you could keep your sewing things in it!" It's full of needles and spools of thread now.
I’m Danish and once had a summer job at the factory that made those, and they were really proud about what a popular export they were. And I’m not saying anything bad about Danish butter cookies, but I was thinking that surely you guys would be able to bake this kind of thing yourself? I mean are they really ‘send all the way across the atlantic’ good? And then finally this year I started seeing the sewing kit meme and somehow at least this makes a tiny bit more sense 😄
I actually love those cookies! So does my brother. We are addicted to them, but usually only get them around the winter holidays.
Load More Replies...Believe it or not, I found one of these at home, opened it, and it was full of cookies! I was so happy.
We contacted the group's administrators and moderators and one of them, Craig Hey, was kind enough to tell us more about this amusing corner of the internet.
"The community is fantastic," Craig told Bored Panda.
The gang is approaching 100,000 members but the predecessor of 'The Absurd Sign Project' had 166,000 before Facebook decided to ban it.
However, when it comes to content, numbers aren't the most important thing.
Yes, because being unnecessarily rude and calling names is so funny. Honestly, this is why our society is in the pits; people think it is so cool to "school" someone like this. Whatever happened to simple kindness? The sign could have easily read (and should have), "Check with the city as it is illegal to lockup your bike here." There is no need to humiliate someone while educating them. Just tired of the ugliness all the time. No need.
Load More Replies...The second person didn't need to humiliate while educating the person on something of which they were clearly unaware.
Load More Replies...Hopefully without the lock, and maybe by paing a fine
Load More Replies...And the ticket for chaining the bike to a handicapped signpost will probably be more than they paid for the bike & lock! As it should be!
In my locale the first fine *was* $75 and went up from there. Now I think the first fine is $150. And every now and then I still see idiots pull into a handicap space, hop out and walk into the store... and watch someone who does have a handicap tag or license plate have to park farther away from the entrance. What gets me if you say something to these Karens and Kens, they act like they did nothing wrong at all. Or they simply ignore you and leave with a look of indignation on their sorry faces.
Load More Replies...I work at a vet and they forgot an important one. I have seen on multiple occasions where dealing with the owners was worse on the groomer then dealing with the pups!
How many incidents have happened to need a sign put up Before said sign little kid pat's fart squirrels gets sprayed parents complain because they thought it was a squirrel many many complaints later
could've just been an excuse to write "fart squirrels"
Load More Replies...Fart squirrels 🤣🤣🤣 I’m holding in my laughter as it is 5am and I don’t want to wake my family up.
Using this from now on. Fart squirrels. My grandpa used to say they were a two toned kitty with a fluid drive
From time to time, bigger Facebook groups attract toxic users who want to litter all over them but Craig said they don't have this problem.
"Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down."
I saw her last week running out on the pitch and the referees tackled her.
You can’t CHANGE the people around you (you can’t change a person) but you can change the PEOPLE around you (but you can surround yourself with better people).
i don't wanna' think like this at 1 in the morning
Load More Replies...BookCrazyTeen - my sentiments exactly! And you're only a teen? Keep on reading, we expect you in the future.
Load More Replies...how is it that i know exactly what this thing is trying to say
Anyone else noticed the $13.50 for a pretzel cookie sign in the back?
Pretty sure I've seen a series of drawings like this on Bored Panda.
You did! They're by Chris (Simpsons Artist): https://www.boredpanda.com/simpsons-pictures-that-i-gone-and-done-weird-comics
Load More Replies...In the world where everyone has no hands, the one handed woman is queen
You don’t need to invite them, the milkshakes will bring them to the yard whether you like it or not.
Load More Replies...My brother born in 2007 dosent know the song, I literally died when I found that out. And my 2011 brothers don't know what does the fox say-
lol i was born in 2007 and this song is on my top playlist…
Load More Replies...My milkshake is being danced for the UK Prime Minister. He's not had a soaking with one for a while, he must be due.
If not more than twenty in total at the same time, you'll be fine - otherwise you need a larger yard!
Load More Replies...As you can see, the signs that get featured on the group come from a variety of places but there are a few leaders.
"The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," Craig said.
The representative of 'The Absurd Sign Project' thinks the main reason why there are so many funny signs isn't incompetence. Rather, it's our desire to make each other laugh.
The Greek part says "We're Orthodox Christians" so you might have to edit it a little 😉
Load More Replies...Step outside Ma'am, we've had several reports of someone screaming Oh God Oh God last night
Translation is wrong: ‘we are Christian Orthodox. We do not allow anyone to bother us/lecture us on our religion’. That’s what it should say.
I speak Greek but I'm definitely not an expert so please take this with a grain of salt I think the part in Greek is trying to say that we won't let anyone bother us because of our faith (like persecute or hurt us?) The English translation is definitely wrong
"We are orthodox Christians. It is not permitted for anyone to bother us on the matter of our faith."
Load More Replies...because, tho i dont say it outloud much, there ARE ppl who arnt religious! and they are mostly polite, so they keep their traps shut! believe it or not, they even feel uncomfortable when others talk about this stuff, SO, thats why!!!!
Load More Replies...🎶Raaaa-aaa-aaa-aaaiaaan, I don’t mind…🎶
Load More Replies...i know where im going - the rain! reasons: 1. im literally a 13 year old 2. rain is awesome
I posted almost the exact same thing 😂 we’re alike (but I’m 14)
Load More Replies..."We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," Craig added.
"If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"
It isnt the volts that kill you but the current: maximum current from mains or transmission lines is a lot tho and it will kill you ^_^ inside your house in theory youll just blow a fuse
That part made me have to hold back a loud laugh so i don't wake my husband. Wasn't expecting that!
Load More Replies...My husband would love this, he’s against them welcome sign mats, when i asked him why, he said obviously, I didn’t want people over
Show him the range of doormats with "Oh no, not you again" and "Never mind the dog, beware of the wife", "My dog eats every third visitor. Two have been here already today" and suchlike.
Load More Replies...‘Goa Way’ would be a great name for a shop that sold crafted items from west India
My Grandfather’s tombstone says: “adios”. Nothing else. He was a dry MF.
Jesus only calls if you have an early 1990s brick model cellphone.
Load More Replies...Oh.. I'm standing IN Ukraine. And showering all of You, who stands with us, with rays of peace and love 💙💛
Millions upon millions of us praying for you ❤️
Load More Replies...How about I support Ukraine and the sign can just sit there and do nothing.
If you also have to make a sign, whether it's for your kid's lemonade stand or a business of your own, it might be worth remembering a chat in our earlier piece on funny and clever signs with Adrian Geach.
Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda that "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."
In the Colorado Rocky Mountains. They are well known for their clever signs.
tinnitus is when you have constant ringing or buzzing in your ear
Load More Replies...Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. Sounds reasonable to me....
so many celebrities have lost their lives to vegetables, #stopthevegetablereignofterror😢
Load More Replies...And then the man went wee wee wee wee wee, all the way home 😉
At as teenager I needed a bilateral hip replacement, but "looked healthy" you wouldn't believe how much abelistist b.s. I had to put up with. I was cussed out for parking in handicapped spots, notes & stickers were put on my car accused of being lazy for using a shower chair by my then boyfriend & more. People just don't get it.
Load More Replies...This here but replace everything besides summer with rain. Always raining here in the middle of the summer
It may be difficult to carry around that many changes of clothes.
Geach has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.
With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.
"A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the less is more approach," he said.
I hate when people disrespect Ohio. Like, go ripp up your p*ssy, f*ck a hoe and get a job, instead of hating on a damn state.
Load More Replies...Where else am I supposed to do my competitive dog grooming? In the elevator!?
" Please use the lifts " is also written
Load More Replies...Me as well, just some fun grooming with friends.
Load More Replies...i mean, it's possible. there's sports like Extreme Ironing after all
Load More Replies...I think it's pushchairs, so maybe this is in the UK. (We call them pushchairs here.) Although the picture actually shows a pram, anyway.
Load More Replies...Wait i'm supposed to be competitive about my dog grooming? i thought only humans did that
You mean competitive dog grooming on escalators is a real thing? Who knew?
Thank you. I will find other food to eat on the train.
Load More Replies...Geezus, it's been how many years... and seeing this still made me go "HEY. too soon."
Out most valuable resource us smashed flat under that bridge
Load More Replies...I bet the insurance company has a figure
Load More Replies..."There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign, but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach revealed.
"A bad sign is too much lettering, not enough space around or in-between text and logos, and bad color choices."
But after seeing a few more posts on 'The Absurd Sign Project', we'll become experts on those by ourselves!
Watch someone take the table and leave all the rest of the stuff on the ground, untouched.
Someone actually did to another person I read somewhere when they grew too much zucchini, left a sign out front that said free, they took the chair and threw the zucchini on the ground
Load More Replies...I went to an antique show and was not impressed until I saw a table that had a beautiful color batik wall hanging being used as a tablecloth. The seller took everything off the table and charged me $15 for it.
People have taken our tables and picnic rugs when we put stuff out for free 😒
Once a year or so I load up a wheelbarrow with scrap metal that's accumulated and have a sign - Please take it all EXCEPT THE WHEELBARROW. So far so good.
No thanks, I don't need your help, just show me the door and I'll do the rest myself.
Load More Replies...Only if it's a Ferguson (bawooosh). If you get this reference I love you
"Haha, they misspelled the si..." *pimp emerges from the forest.
Load More Replies...This might actually be an accurate sign in some parts of the country.
This reminds me of a small private garden area that's always locked but you can barely make out a sign that says "Trespassers will be composted"
I think there is s Haunting Hour episode about that!
Load More Replies...I'm still waiting on Jan Quadrant Vincent 16.
Load More Replies...I would like a flag of this to replace my cringey "In this house we believe" flag
I will have an ice cream because I want one, not because you said so.
"As God is my witness...I thought turkey's could fly!"
Load More Replies...I always carry my pooping pen with me wherever I go...
Load More Replies...We don't know when they put the sign up. It could be a new sign an hour ago.
Load More Replies...Big difference between "Let's eat, grandma" and "let's eat grandma"
Load More Replies...due to the lack of punctuation it sounds like you have to be a disabled elderly pregnant child to use the bathroom
Load More Replies...Clearly I need to get out more, because I've never met anybody who fitted that description before.
I love EVERYTHING about this. Especially the voodoo dolls being made while you wait 😂
I would like to know if they have one person who does it all.
Load More Replies...At least it’s not “pickled palm reader, live voodoo dolls, mechanic fixed while you wait”
Small businesses have to be diverse to survive in these trying times. Plus you can get your tires rotated while waiting for your voodoo doll, a win, win for the busy shopper.
Let me guess...the American south? (I'm betting Louisiana, because voodoo)
The pickled eggs sounds like the most worrisome thing on this list.
They're actually pretty good. Jar full of shelled, hard-boiled eggs, pour enough apple cider vinegar to cover. Put on the lid, refrigerate a couple of days. It's almost like an inside out deviled egg
Load More Replies...Maybe they had two dishwashers, one from Mexico and one from Mongolia. Sadly, nobody ever cared about their names, and because the cheap a*s owners employed them illegally he had to mention him as "mexican dishwasher" when his wife, fed up with his mannerism, decided to compensate the employee while at the same time getting petty revenge on her husband, who in the aftermath confronted the now deeply in love new couple and getting hit with afore mentioned frying pan?
Load More Replies...Took me a while to realise that "dishwasher" meant "a guy who washes the dishes" and not the appliance.
Reminds me of a really raunchy joke about a man who absolutely had the urge to put his d**k in the pickle slicer. The punchline was that the pickle slicer was a person, not a machine.
Load More Replies...That's a nice idea to try to cover up the fact that rats were found in the restaurant and they were forced to close for 2 weeks 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yep. Thought so too. I have a feeling the frying pan could be justified.
Load More Replies...Why is “Mexican dishwasher “ in all caps? It’s written as if that’s the part they wanted to hi light the most👎🏾
for the people who thought "dishwasher" meant "kitchen appliance" in this context, it actually means "person who washes the dishes" in this situation.
Umm ya.. two police officers were fired from their jobs. The official reason … dispatch ordered them to assist a business that was currently being robbed. The officers ignored the order and decided to catch Pokémon instead. Don’t underestimate Pokémon go players.. Gotta catch them all!!!
Load More Replies...You'd think that, even websites say that. As someone who lived by a cemetery for 5 years, I guarantee that the answer is no. Even at night.
Load More Replies...What makes you think the dead are not bored, and would appreciate the break from non-stop sadness? They probably liked to have fun too!
I've never seen a ghost at a cemetery. I have seen them in my grandma's house (before it was turned into a parking lot) and at two nursing homes on night shift. (Assuming you mean real ghosts and not pokemon go?) Most of them seemed a bit lost and confused, but one seemed very calm and comforting. The gentleman who had the room she went into died before my next shift. They don't really seem to care what the living are doing. I don't even know if they can see us. Only two seemed to notice me. One stepped back and hid, the other i'm not even sure it wasn't a demon. It was whispy black and so angry my skin felt blistery.
Load More Replies...I did an awesome geocache at a cemetery once where the deceased person requested it be hidden at his headstone. Hardly the same thing, but a super neat idea on his part.
I took my son and niece geocaching yesterday & we located one at a cemetery, it was in a tree & we walked around & looked at the old headstones, we were respectful of course, nice peaceful little walk.
Load More Replies...My dad's grave is a Pokemon Go gym and you are officially all welcome to play there.
My local cemetery (major metro suburbs) welcomes everyone- it’s well used by locals walking dogs, kids riding bikes, people exercising and enjoying the gardens. At xmas they put on a lovely big Carols by Candlelight event. Also well used by pokemon players as it has a good lot of stops and gyms, there is no disrespect in this. If someone is visiting a grave and happens to be looking at their phone, or someone is standing near a grave a looking at their phone to catch a pokemon, how are you to know the difference? Why should you care? I have family in this cemetery and I play pokemon. Fight me.
I think they are just upset eeeveryone in the world isn't doing what they want. :(
Load More Replies...Not gonna lie, I hunted Pokemon at a nearby cemetery. But I did it when no one else was around, and stayed in my car.
You are never truly alone in a cemetery. There's always someone following you, watching you,
Load More Replies...I don't see a problem with it. People are just overly sensitive.
Your most precious loved one died and you go to their grave to cry and mourn them in peace. You really see no issues with some people tromping through to play a game?
Load More Replies...Well, teeeechnicaly they are, but it's rare that they are attached to their grave. The place of death is the usual location. There was this one unpleasant resident that i swear i could still hear bitching in the nursing home for weeks. >.< Her call light came on a couple times too. Such a pain.
Load More Replies...Right? Good clean fun vs a bunch of teens underage drinking as the pre-pokemon go tradition was?
Load More Replies...It's all about how you flavor them. Try a seasoned veteran.
Load More Replies...Hannibal Lecter later retired from psychiatry and opened a supermarket.
For Sale: Soylent Green. (Due to current social distancing guidelines, each meat product contains 15 people or less.)
So can the girls with short hair help tie up the girls with long hair? Asking for a friend….
I also have a friend that wants this information. Now.
Load More Replies...The fact that they probably had to write the sign based on some persons actions is unreal
Most countries in the world decided on green for exits, since in many cultures red means stop, or danger, or both (and there are some readability questions too). America is one of the few which uses red for Exit signs. That's slowly changing. https://www.safeworldhse.com/2020/02/why-emergency-exit-signs-green.html
I wonder if they have any video of people face-planting RIGHT into the shelving...
It reminds me of the tag on the hair dryer's cord. "Do Not Submerge In Water.". Well Duh!
For those of you not familiar, Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull testicles...
Why? If you kill an animal, you might as well use ALL the parts - including the reproductive organs.
Load More Replies...This better get a ton of votes or else we are lame Pandas
Load More Replies...welp, Bart Simpson was never seen or heard from again after this picture was taken, Moe has had enough prank calls from Bart to drive him insane. leaving police to believe Moe had a hand in this case.
They don't call him the bartender (bart-ender) for nothing!
Load More Replies...Am I the only person who is shocked that this is Eddie Stobbart? Surely its photoshopped?
It's not shopped at all. I saw another lorry with same thing, I genuinely thought someone had stolen my pic for this post but its two different Eddie Stobart trailers, different lorries etc. I'm wondering if the old trailers are sold and "defaced" by covering some of the name?
Load More Replies...me, being a old guy, figgured that out a long time ago. i think it's great.
Load More Replies...It's so cool and edgy of you to make fun someone's wife because you don't like them. Classy.
Load More Replies...I entirely empathize with people who find the profit margin of apartments unacceptable. (Please see your local politicians about artificially throttling development supply but not throttling demand... looking at you, California.) But as a matter of fact, I've had two different friends who sold their houses to move into smaller ones because yes, in fact, being a landlord is a ton of work.
I'm not sure what the point of the sign is. Am I supposed to be guilted into selling my properties and becoming an escort? Am I supposed to be convinced to close my OnlyFans and rent out my apartment for an easier life? Am I supposed to bring this up with my wife to let her know that she no longer needs to pay half the mortgage, but she DOES owe me for years worth of work after reviewing the balance of who was on top the most?
I hate the flack landlords constantly bet around here... Long story short, I owned several rental properties with the intent of providing nice, affordable housing to people in need. I got screwed in every front from people tearing up my property to unpaid rents and utilities to (and this is the part I wish people knew) to the government penalizing me for NOT CHARGING HIGH ENOUGH RENT! So please understand the landlords are victims too. It cost me SO much money to be a landlord in the end.
It depends on the condition of the property and the needs of the renter. I would say I've done the front end work to make sure our rental property is up to spec so there are no major maintenance issues. Just the monthly AC filter check, pest control and biweekly maintenance of the yard and landscaping to remove debris and trim the shrubs. Get calls every now and then on minor stuff. It's not a lot of work but being on call 24/7 is a commitment. Didn't hire a property management service as it's a good 10% that they charge.
My periods last for around 7-10 days so it's 7-10 pizzas a month! Yay!
Load More Replies...“Done tell me you’ve never tired out famous period flavoured pizza!”
All this time I thought the best periods were like rated M games, lots of blood, strong language, and occasional moments of violence
Some people crave chocolate at that time of the month. I'm in the craving pizza club.
I hope it's acute angle. Obtuse angles are stubborn, and the rest think they're always right!
What does that really mean? I used an online translator and all I got was : I will be like a pearl like a baby rice as my water grass.
The rice is probably a typo for 'you'. I treat you like a pearl, like treasure yet you treat me like Xian shui cao (a kind of leaf used for packaging). Simply put I treat you like treasure you treat me like trash
Load More Replies...Chinese auto-translations are hilarious :D found this one on Hua Shan DSC03654-6...758e67.jpg
The forest belongs to us all, it's your duty to protect it.
Load More Replies...I read this as 'Internationally creepy'.. So yes and... Yes
Load More Replies...Or that there is more than one wiener in there. Unless, of course, he is from Wien...
Load More Replies...Had to check this one out, lol! Best I can tell you is it's not real, it's an artist's work, part of the scenery at Hicksville (https://www.hicksvillepalace.com/entire-property) in Joshua Tree, California, where you can stay the night in some funky themed trailers. The main pic at the link shows this truck on the left side, but I couldn't find it mentioned anywhere else on the site. Neat place to explore anyway, the trailers are pretty clever.
The missing closing quotation marks is what bugs me the most about this...
For me it's abbreviating "available. Did they really need to save 4 lets?
Load More Replies...If nobody gets it, they don't want druggies. Sunken cheeks, super skinny, looks a lot older than they really are. Basically "Skeletor". Don't do heroine, kids.
Heroin. If you're doing a heroine, you need to be a better man to be worthy of her
Load More Replies...I think any "Skeletor" resembling applicants, have a good case for discrimination. 🤔
It's not OCD. It's CDO. Alphabetical, THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!!!
Load More Replies...This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen/read in my whole life without a doubt
It's a joke. They post all kinds of signs and spread a little disturbance 😂
Load More Replies...Why is the sock so dirty though, did she walk there without shoes?!😂
so how is he meant to divorce her if she doesn't want him to locate her???????
Going off that dirty sock. Michael may feel like his luck is finally starting to change.
Yeah... "scohol" ... A place where the person who did this didnt go to... LMAO
Had a student who called everything a thingy when she couldn't remember the name of it in English.
Fun fact: A small baked piece like that is called a "Teilchen" in German which literally could be translated to "thingy"...
I usually use the words "thing a ma jiggy" for things i don't know the name of
Does it really taste better that way? You know, asking for a friend.
Not gonna lie...Im doing that right now...Shredded Mexican blend to be specific.👍
What... What if... What if I'm living with *sob* DIVISION?!
Load More Replies...Start crying as you speak about your math related failures and continue to speak through high-pitched sobs. They'll be so confused they won't know what to do with themselves.
Load More Replies...It started so innocently. Single digits, double digits, then triples ...the peer pressure was relentless. I asked for help, but it was too late.
I'm guessing this is in the vicinity of an airport...? The turbines can be dangerous for birds, and feeding birds in the area would likely lure in more birds, leading to more birds getting into the way of planes and getting killed.
That makes sense. I understand this sign now, thanks!
Load More Replies...This is old but in case anyone is reading who didn't get it... basically birds can get sucked into the planes engines. More birds around through feeding means is more likely
Load More Replies...Actually, this would be helpful to the freshmen at my high school...
Okay, we know what you don't stand for... Now tell us what you do stand for!
"If you stand for nothing, Burr, what do you fall for?" (sorry I had to)
Load More Replies...With all of the catching and hanging they've done, you'd think someone would have caught that before they hung it.
Mine was a no-hit wonder, kicked that useless parasite out. :p
Load More Replies...bro, this sounds like an insult... take my upvote because if it is an insult that's awesome.
Load More Replies...Wtf does “uterus is retiring” mean? And what does it have to do with a yard sale? Lmao 🤣
Maybe they have a lot of baby clothes and toys to get rid of?
Load More Replies...That's not cool to say. It doesn't mean that whoever made the sign is a prostitute. All women have a uterus, not just prostitutes.
Load More Replies...After the supermarket was a success, Hannibal went on to open a restaurant as well.
All of you talking about the sign, meanwhile me: 'why are that guy's legs so long?'
This looks like a beautiful town. Bike lanes, low skyline, gorgeous (nearby) mountain view, outdoor dining.
After some googling it appears this is Aspen, Colorado
Load More Replies...Woah. I'm going to assume they trap feral cats and try to domesticate them? Mainly because the number of cats is in dry erase marker.
It's more likely they are an animal hoarder who doesn't spay/neuter the cats.
Load More Replies...I want to see the quick change show by the staff when someone mentions tasteless fruit
Thank you. I wondered why the person was humping i.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the hashtag that was used to promote Susan Boyle’s first Album launch a few years ago in the UK #Susanalbumparty
"And Luigi never understood why his Restaurant had no customers in Cardiff."
Wait... It talks about being for every color, but that's 3 white chicks who stole a fourth person's legs!
And the colour dots don't get any darker than milky cocoa
Load More Replies...Worse than that, looks like there was originally a non-white girl in the picture. Her face was cut out but not her legs.
Load More Replies...“Our visit was wonderful but we never saw any bears. Please train your bears to be where guests can see them. This was an expensive trip to not get to see bears.” – Yellowstone visitor complain.
"Please train your bears" complaint in a Wildlife National Park. I'm ashamed for them
Yogi and Boo Boo had a scheduled vacation. You should have called to check before going!
They have a new sign now I think, or at least when google maps ran past (Oct 2020) https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.797864,-1.4490726,3a,75y,1.72h,90t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1so0adIamzaROqiF8rvGj7sw!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3Do0adIamzaROqiF8rvGj7sw%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D1.0152712%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?hl=en-GB
Well they wouldn't want you to get irrational about it :)
Load More Replies...It's normal for most pools, actually, to prevent people from getting sick, as there are many types of bacteria that can be found in diarrhea.
Load More Replies...this is a standard a*s sign?? (no pun intended) this has been in every pool ive been in
Pretty standard. Yes. Diarrhea will shut down the whole pool for at least a day and can contain a large number of bacteria that easily can make other people pretty sick. Also, depending on how bad it is, a sneeze could be enough to release some of it in the water, especially as you don't feel as much of the pressure underwater.
Load More Replies...Yah, that's a totally normal sign though. Stuff has a tendency to mix with with the pool water and disperse around the pool.
Right? I can see two days, or five, maybe a week, but two weeks sounds ridiculous. Especially if it was something you ate.
Load More Replies...I believe this is a mandatory sign since covid started. I have a business that requires me to visit pools in condo complexes and every one of them has this Los Angeles and Ventura counties
It's been a mandatory sign for a very long time
Load More Replies...No, poor soul. It's a new snack called the "Smoor"! A smore with, uh... e-extra sugar in it! Yeah! " sugar"!
Load More Replies...Rest Smoors are very common in my culture, and actually very beautiful. If you've never had your dry foot skin licked off by baby fur seals whilst a pan flute orchestra serenades you and the full platoon of child-priests that are creating unique sculptures for you from cheese and twigs in a real, old-school traditional New Zealand Rest Smoor, you haven't lived.
I’m going to be awake all night just trying to think of ways to fill in that blank.
Is it sad that my new goal is to have a BP comment with 500 up votes?
by the each? by the EACH? well dangit, now i need 4 more avacaoes by the each.
Excuse me, what the hell is this product? A rug? Fake grass? Something in between?
I saw something similar online just the other day. The original price struck out and the same price listed like it is discounted lol
Well thank you McDonalds! All this time I've been trying to have it my way at Burger King. I will definitely give your 3 way a try!
Ah yes. Online, drive-thru, and screaming incoherently as you plummet through the roof.
I understand they put these signs up to assist people from countries where toilets aren't raised but are set into the floor so you have to squat over them.
Yes. I often see these signs in Japan. Traditional toilets in Japan were set into the floor, and you'd squat. It's actually more hygienic since no part of the body actually touches the toilet, and it's supposed to be easier on the body, since it's supposedly a "natural position", but it takes getting used to. Still, western style toilets are becoming more common. As well, there are signs that have to tell people to throw toilet paper into the toilet and NOT into the trash can because there are a lot of countries where you CAN'T throw toilet paper into the toilet (due to clogging their sewer systems).
Load More Replies...Two things that I think might be the reason. People falling and the weight of a person on the seat with a small surface area might break the seat.
Load More Replies...It's to let the fire out. All it ever wanted was to skydive using a fuel pump.
If orios can have strange flavors I guess yogurt can too
The smiley face. Do not put smiling faces in the toilet...
Load More Replies...I saw a worrying sign once that said, "Do not put anything down this toilet." Sorry, I really did need to go!
Don’t put what in the toilet? The sign, the dispenser or the paper towel?? 🤔
My workplace has the same issue. The provided toilet paper might as well be cobwebs, so people use paper towels and "flushable" wipes and other non-flushable stuff. The stuff clogs the pipes. The sewage backs up into a vent, which comes out of the breakroom floor. The breakroom closes down so it can be cleaned up. Signs go up. Repeat.
Load More Replies...Thought I recognized the emblem. Very punny of them.
Load More Replies...Guys, it's filler text, it appears automatically as sample text in many programs. It's not supposed to mean anything important, they just forgot to delete it.
What I don’t understand is that it’s Latin, but the practice of using it as demo text in a rough design is called “greeking”…
Load More Replies...Welcome to the Hotel California. You can never leave. Because you are forever lost.
Welcome to the hotel California, such a lovely place,
Load More Replies...Well 202-206 are on the right, everything else is probably on the left. Couldnt be any clearer.
Not according to the list. For example: 208 and 209 are missing
Load More Replies...Yeah, because some smoke alarms detect a change in air conductivity rather than smoke per se. Nothing odd about this.
True. I had this happen in the past with a fire alarm too close to the bathroom.
Load More Replies...When the landlord was showing me my current apartment, there was a quarter-size drop of urine on the toilet seat. It was DARK yellow, and not so much "dried" as "gelled." (I still wonder sometimes what was wrong with that person's kidneys and if they got treatment in time.) Landlord should have won an Oscar for acting like they didn't see it. I still took the place and cleaned it up. The seat--wooden, for crying out loud--didn't last very long.
If the goal was to catch people's attention then this actually might be a success.
Load More Replies...There was burger friday my cafeteria, where you coud add bacon and a fried egg. Then they started serving impossible burgers, but you could still add bacon and egg.
This sign makes a lot more sense when you realize it's in Hawkins, Indiana
The gas price!! It’s still at around 4.50 here in the Philly area, but I’m sure by summer it’ll be that high 😳
NO didn’t you see the movie?? They are LIPS and arseholes......
Load More Replies...It really depends on the brand. Pretty common in parts of Europe and it's not much difference to plastic packed ones.
Load More Replies...And here's what it looked like after the small tornado from that Bugs Bunny cartoon came through!
Check up on your sign guy and make sure he's not having a stroke, will ya?
Someone hit the liquor store in the shopping center before work.
In case the car wasn't already an obvious enough sign of overcompensating, now you can actually have it written on the darn thing!
Its a bad sign because they are "misrepresenting" service animals in the sign that says you can't misrepresent service animals.
Anyone gonna comment on how the "b" in "bags" is capitalized, even though it's the second word, and the "k" in "keep" is capitalized, even though it's not the beginning of the sentence?
In my home town there was the White Bus Company. The buses were painted blue. The White family preferred them that way.
Quite a few of these pictures would also qualify for "You only had one job" kind of list.
But it's so FUN to down vote them into oblivion!
Load More Replies...why is always the place to find job offers? and why are they always spam?
I once went to this great Amish restaurant called 'Old Buggy Buffet ' Imagine what I thought when I first saw that on their sign.
Nope, you just drew more attention to it. Downvote and move on, don't do this c**p
Load More Replies...Quite a few of these pictures would also qualify for "You only had one job" kind of list.
But it's so FUN to down vote them into oblivion!
Load More Replies...why is always the place to find job offers? and why are they always spam?
I once went to this great Amish restaurant called 'Old Buggy Buffet ' Imagine what I thought when I first saw that on their sign.
Nope, you just drew more attention to it. Downvote and move on, don't do this c**p
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