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If you've been around Bored Panda long enough, you know we have a soft spot for signs.

From Australian artist Michael Pederson to the legendary El Arroyo restaurant, we cover pretty much everyone who knows how to send a message. Or doesn't!

There's a Facebook group called 'The Absurd Sign Project' and, as the name implies, its members are sharing the funniest sign fails they can find.

We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group.

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We contacted the group's administrators and moderators and one of them, Craig Hey, was kind enough to tell us more about this amusing corner of the internet.

"The community is fantastic," Craig told Bored Panda.

The gang is approaching 100,000 members but the predecessor of 'The Absurd Sign Project' had 166,000 before Facebook decided to ban it.

However, when it comes to content, numbers aren't the most important thing. 

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From time to time, bigger Facebook groups attract toxic users who want to litter all over them but Craig said they don't have this problem.

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"Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down."

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As you can see, the signs that get featured on the group come from a variety of places but there are a few leaders.

"The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," Craig said.

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The representative of 'The Absurd Sign Project' thinks the main reason why there are so many funny signs isn't incompetence. Rather, it's our desire to make each other laugh.

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"We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," Craig added.

"If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"

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If you also have to make a sign, whether it's for your kid's lemonade stand or a business of your own, it might be worth remembering a chat in our earlier piece on funny and clever signs with Adrian Geach.

Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda that "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."

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phil bishop
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. Sounds reasonable to me....

Happy one
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg🫢 Edit: I just realized in was Stay in school, don't do drugs, and eat vegetables. #lol#Oop#PlanB4Do

Pluto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like a few of the words should have been switched..

Huibert Boef
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

butt Mom!!, i don't wanna eat school, it's filled with rotten apples

MalayDragon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone didn't eat enough school while avoiding Vegetables. It would also appear that the Drugs didn't work.... Or did they.

Daphne Charlotte McWhorter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's supposed to say, "stay in school, eat vegetables, and don't do drugs"

Grace Smith
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was a month where I saw heaps of these types of cars! it was awesome!

dragonic_meg
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What are the odds that the person who painted that quote followed its instructions?

River wolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It should be: stay in school, eat vegetables, and don’t do drugs.

Wisteria Lacoss-Arnold
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the weed was like, am I safe or not?! I'm a vegetable but also a drug. Help!✳️ (Look, I know it's a stretch but I thought of it so I decided to say it. I may be overtired right now although, believe it or not I'm not high.)

Dan Anderson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like something Hunter S. Thompson would have said. Rest in Pieces

Chris Beard
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's saying stay in school, don't do drugs and eat vegetables. If you can't work this out you probably skipped school did drugs and did not eat your vegetables. It's up to you to take on advice when its given and how you interpret how to apply it into your life. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIbCl8lBJmlG5PwTXNaBY9A

Kylie Crawford
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it meant Don’t do drugs, stay in school, and do eat vegetables

Kenyatta Harmon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so stupid. You gotta move all around the car to read how I'm sure they want you to.

GramDB
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stay in school … Don't do drugs … Eat vegetables??? Go back to school!

Joe Brody
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't tell what it says, but I'll support the driver's right to say it. Ah, who am I kidding? I won't.

Jo Kidd
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um,was someone a wee bit high when they partook of the illegal substances?

Me
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Treat yourself the way others want to be treated.

Catmandu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It meant stay in school, do drugs and don't eat vegetables or something

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Geach has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.

With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.

"A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the less is more approach," he said.

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"There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign, but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach revealed. 

"A bad sign is too much lettering, not enough space around or in-between text and logos, and bad color choices."

But after seeing a few more posts on 'The Absurd Sign Project', we'll become experts on those by ourselves!

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