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Jimmy Fallon is at it again. For this week's Hashtags segment, he asked the viewers of The Tonight Show to share their most memorable #ThatWasCold moments. And oh sweet shiny glacier, were they chilling. From two-year-olds shaming their "pregnant" fathers for their bellies to mothers questioning whether their children have friends and beyond. These remarks were so brutal, the good intentions behind them were quickly overshadowed by the savage deliveries.

Scroll down, upvote your favorites, and be sure to check our earlier Jimmy Fallon's Hashtags #WeddingFail, #TextFail, and #FitnessFail.

Watch Jimmy Fallon read these hilarious tweets in the video below

Hosting the highest-rated US late-night talk show of 2018 has obviously done wonders for his online fanbase. Currently, Fallon has a whopping 51.5M following on Twitter, making his account the 19th most popular one on the entire site.

Donald Trump has also helped Jimmy’s Twitter account to get attention. Back in June, Trump attacked Fallon for apologizing for having the now-President on his chat show and playfully ruffling his hair. Trump told Fallon to “be a man.”

Oh, and if you're wondering, Barack Obama is the most followed person on Twitter with 110.2M. With the presidency now behind him, Obama mostly tweets about work being done by his Obama Foundation and other activities.

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Rachael Smith
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol! I had a similar moment when I was teaching swim to little kids. A little girl edith ethnically dark skin asked, "teacher, why are you wearing tights in the pool?" I'm not wearing tights, I told her. "Yes, you are, your legs are white!" In her world you don't get snow white appendages without tights.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Then I'll tell them to go to grandpa and thank him for all the wisdom he bothered to give daddy"

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently his retort wasn't the only thing that was cold that day--so was his head.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Order a pizza and angry eat it all by yourself. Revenge is a dish best serve empty.

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Tara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids hear everything. If I bring up my daughter, she materializes like magic.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Daddy's having a baby." "How do you know?" "His tummy is big". "You want a sister or brother?" "A sister, but I think he's having a elephant." "An elephant?!?" "Uh huh. It's nose is hanging out"

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Dei Midkiff
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the mom was only joking. But that kind of joke, to a 4 yo?

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Ben Smith
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yet another reason to never talk to people at the gym. Let them workout in peace

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Tara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminded me and my family of a similar story. My brother was 4 and was taking a bath with my mom. He asked, “mom, why are your boobies so short?” We laugh about this forty years later for multiple reasons.

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm always amazed when someone as old as you has never heard of tact.

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Carrie de Luka
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Happened in my family. I was the pretty one and my eldest sister was the brainy one. We both felt insulted.

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Natalie Bohrteller
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's sad she has the impression that only makeup would make someone look pretty...

Craig Lee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is poorly worded. It sounds like the daughter was without makeup and a shower until the last few words.

Natalie Bohrteller
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ben Smith - needless to say it appears to you. Cause you're the only one here who understands and knows things. I'm so proud of you, kid.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is sad, but I get it all the time, even from women. I've been asked if I'm sick before if I've worn no makeup too!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pure logic : make up is often used to make your eyes look bigger, or your skin look less pale, etc. If you wear it around people all the time, it becomes your default face in their minds. So, suddenly seeing you with smaller eyes makes you look tired, for example. At least they care enough to worry :-)

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