Once i was messing around with my little sister, my dad walked in and said "hey, be careful with her, she's the only one with potential anymore." Another time my older brother was telling our little sister that she needed to go to bed to get her beauty sleep. then he pointed to me and said, "as you can see Cadence hasn't been getting much of that lately"

I was at a funeral once my mom of course being a chatty kathy with her relatives was bragging about my kids. She asked me to show one of her cousins a picture of them, her cousin says "oh wow they're so beautiful" I said "Thanks! they get a lot of it from my husbands side, he's from South America" She turned away so fast I couldn't even blink

My name is Dana and a friend asked why my parents picked that one, I said "They wanted something pretty but not weird" Another friend calls out "well they got the opposite with you!"

I was around 11 or 12 and my Dad took me shoe shopping. The ONLY thing I remember about that day is Dad remarking to the salesman (as my feet were big for my age) "oh, just sell us 2 boxes and she can wear 'em home." OK, one little ouch moment from the best daddy in the whole world, and trust me, I've gotten lots of mileage on that one. :D

I walked into someone's house with my two small daughters and the woman said, "What beautiful children. Is your husband the good-looking one?"

My husband told me : hummm, you smell so good, your skin is so soft. You gonna have 70% discount... He was speaking while dreaming. I was still reading and I thought he was serious before I realized he fall asleep. Now when he do a complement I always ask him how much discount I will have.

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I asked my husband (then boyfriend) if I was cute. He said, "Well it's not like you've got a 3rd arm growing out of your forehead." We'll be married 9 years in May.

A few weeks ago I asked my teacher for help and he said: "Oh, I think you need lots of help in more ways than one."

A young woman in the store who saw me from the back referred to me as "girl". A just started to get happy, when she saw my face and said "oh, I am so sorry, you are not a girl, madam!". Yes, I am over 40, but still, kinda bummed me. She could have just not said that, and leave me happier.