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Thanksgiving Riddles To Be Served With The Turkey

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Can you smell the turkey in the air? Yes, it’s that time of the year again when you eat lots of food, are thankful for what you have in life, and have awkward family gatherings with your extended family. Happy Thanksgiving!

You may have the best relationship with your family members, but differences in opinion can still occur, and when it all happens at a dinner table, tensions may grow. What you need at a moment like this are Thanksgiving jokes and riddles to defuse that tension. And even if you are having a very peaceful evening, funny riddles for the entire family will be a fresh topic at the table that can gradually grow into a Thanksgiving tradition.

You don’t need to be well-versed in the history of Thanksgiving to have some fun. Most riddles for adults are based more on Thanksgiving puns than actual facts, and that’s the beauty of them.

If the idea seems great but you don’t know where to look for Thanksgiving riddles with answers, fear not — we have prepared a bunch of those for you. All you have to do is read this article, pick your favorite riddles (or use all of them!), and get your entire family to participate in the game. After Thanksgiving, when there is no more food left and everyone goes back home, definitely let us know in the comments which riddle was the most popular one.

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#1

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

18points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: In the dictionary.

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#2

Which side of the turkey has more feathers?

15points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: The outside.

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#3

What should you say when your family begs you to stop making Thanksgiving jokes?

15points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: “I can’t quit cold turkey!”

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#4

Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

14points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: There was no thyme.

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#5

What sound does a space turkey make?

14points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Hubble, hubble, hubble.

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#6

What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?

13points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: The turkey is stuffed.

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#7

If you feel scared on Halloween, jolly on Christmas, how do feel on Thanksgiving?

12points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Stuffed.

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#8

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?

12points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Exactly where you left it.

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#9

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?

12points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: An eggroll.

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#10

What is red and has feathers all over?

11points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: A turkey blushing.

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#11

What sound does a limping turkey make?

11points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: “Wobble, wobble!”

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#12

What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin in his garden?

11points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: "Why orange you orange?"

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#13

I am frequently at Thanksgiving dinner. I have ears, but I cannot hear. My outside is good, but my inside gets thrown away. What am I?

10points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Corn.

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#14

Why did they let the turkey join the Thanksgiving band?

10points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Because he had the drum sticks.

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#15

I can be crushed, baked, carved and you can see me everywhere on Thanksgiving. What am I?

10points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: A pumpkin.

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#16

I can be baked, mashed, or candied. Even put in a pie. What am I?

10points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Sweet potato.

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#17

What smells the best during Thanksgiving dinner?

9points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Your nose.

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#18

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

9points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!

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#19

How can you tell which part of the turkey is the left side?

9points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: The part that was not eaten.

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#20

What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?

9points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Lucky.

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#21

Where do turkeys go to dance?

9points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: The Butter Ball.

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#22

Why do Turkeys "Gobble, gobble"?

9points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: They never learned good table manners!

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#23

What do grateful, thankful, wonderful and joyful have all in common?

9points

Allan Hart 2 years ago

They're all "ful"

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#24

If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?

9points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: A goblet.

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#25

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?

9points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: "Quack, Quack!"

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#26

What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?

9points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: “All About That Baste”.

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#27

What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?

9points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.

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#28

Why don’t people like eating fish on Thanksgiving?

9points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Because Thanksgiving Day never falls on a Fry-Day.

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#29

Which of the Thanksgiving drinks is thought to be sad?

9points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Apple sigh-der.

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#30

If you want to picture fall, then my image would be best. I am a horn that is filled with all the season’s harvest. What am I?

9points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Cornucopia.

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#31

I'm always on the Thanksgiving dinner table, but you don't get to eat me. What am I?

9points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Plates and silverware!

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#32

Which is heavier - a ton of potatoes or a ton of turkey feathers?

9points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Neither, because they both weigh a ton.

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#33

What has feathers, is the star of a November feast and goes up and down?

8points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: A turkey in an elevator.

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#34

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a monkey?

8points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: A banana that gobbles.

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#35

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

8points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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#36

Why did the turkey cross the road?

8points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

To find his gum

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#37

What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner?

8points

Amour Doctrina 2 years ago

The centerpieces.

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#38

What’s has feathers, a bowed head, and kneels?

8points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: A turkey praying to not be eaten.

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#39

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: The Pilgrims.

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#40

If it took 3 women 4 hours to roast a turkey, how long would it take 4 women to roast the same turkey?

8points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: None the turkey is already roasted.

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#41

Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?

8points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

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#42

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Your teeth.

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#43

What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

8points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: “Wing, wing”.

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#44

What happens when cranberries get sad?

8points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: They turn into blueberries.

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#45

What’s the favorite food of mathematicians for Thanksgiving?

8points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Pumpkin pi.

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#46

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?

8points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: A poultrygeist.

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#47

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?

8points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: To hatchet.

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#48

What did the salad say to the butter who kept making jokes?

8points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: "You’re on a roll."

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#49

What happened to the turkey who got in a fight?

8points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: He had the stuffing knocked out of him.

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#50

Why didn’t the pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield?

8points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Because the corn has ears.

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#51

How did the chicken, the pheasant, turkey, duck and goose get in trouble?

8points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Because of their fowl language.

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#52

What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

8points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Straw-berries.

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#53

What do vampires celebrate in the fall?

8points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Fangsgiving.

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#54

When the Pilgrims walked off their boat into the new world, on what did they stand?

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Their feet.

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#55

Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Yes, because ostriches don’t fly.

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#56

Why didn’t the turkey finish its dessert?

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago (edited)

Answer: Because it was stuffed.

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#57

Why did Johnny get bad grades after Thanksgiving?

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago (edited)

Answer: Because everything is marked down after the holidays.

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#58

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: A har-vest.

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#59

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Their age.

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#60

What did the stock boy tell the woman when she asked, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: “No, ma’am. They’re dead.”

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#61

What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.

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#62

Why do turkeys lay eggs?

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: If they dropped them, they’d break.

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#63

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: A turkey that can pluck itself.

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#64

What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?

7points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

WTF? seriously?

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#65

Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread?

7points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

He didn't knead the dough

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#66

What do you a call the age of a pilgrim?

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Pilgrimage.

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#67

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a bell?

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: A bird that has to wring its own neck.

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#68

I am the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook. Who Am I?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: A pil-gram.

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#69

What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: "God save the kin."

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#70

Where did the first corn come from?

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: The stalk brought it.

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#71

Where do turkeys come from if apples and pears come from a tree?

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: The poul-tree.

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#72

You reap what you sow because of me, remove the first three letters, and I become an object you can wear. What am I?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Harvest.

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#73

You see this festive event along the street on this very special day, from Felix to Mickey to Dora and Bugs Bunny, all of the people will make way. What is it?

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: The Thanksgiving Day Parade.

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#74

Grandma and Grandpa had a total of six children. Each of those children grew up and had four children of their own. Those children grew up and had two children each. Everyone will join the Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma and Grandpa’s house. How many people will be at the table?

7points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

79 Auntie Jane had a prior engagement

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#75

Why did mom put the leftover turkey in the fridge instead of throwing it away?

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Because she didn’t want it to go to waist.

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#76

Why did the Pilgrim decide to eat the candle?

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Because he wanted a light snack.

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#77

If four women can bake four pumpkin pies in four hours, how many pies can eight women bake in eight hours?

7points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: 16 pies.

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#78

What is brown, big, and red all over?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: A turkey covered in cranberry sauce.

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#79

Two moms and two daughters are at the Thanksgiving table, yet there are only three people at the table — how is that possible?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: They are a grandma, mom, and daughter.

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#80

Grandma is trying to figure out some math while cooking Thanksgiving dinner. She adds five to eleven and gets 4. How could this be?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: It is 11 a.m., and she has five hours until the food needs to be ready at 4 p.m.

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#81

One pie gets in a fight with another pie. What does it say?

7points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Step away you crusty bastid.

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#82

What would Shakespeare have said on Thanksgiving?

7points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Nothing. Shakespeare is my dog

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#83

If roses are red, violets are blue, what is stuffed, brown and blue?

6points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: A turkey holding its breath.

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#84

If a tur-key has a key, and a don-key also has a key, what would you expect a monkey to have?

6points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

A handful of poo

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#85

At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Neither, you should use a knife.

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#86

What do you call a running turkey?

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Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Wingless

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#87

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: The letter “G”.

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#88

What is that favorite sport of pumpkins and gourds?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Squash.

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#89

Why do turkeys eat so little?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Because they are always stuffed.

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#90

What part of the turkey does a drummer love the most?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: The drumsticks.

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#91

What animal has the worst eating habits?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: The turkey, because it gobbles everything up!

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#92

What key won’t open any door?

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Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Monkey Because it's hands full of poo

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#93

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Yes, because a building can’t jump at all.

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#94

Why did the turkey get arrested and put into jail?

6points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

He stole the show at the turkey talk jamboree

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#95

What do the Pilgrims, Indians and Puritans have in common?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: The letter “i”.

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#96

I can be hot or cold, I can be made with fruit, vegetable, or meat, but either way you see it, on a Thanksgiving table I will be a treat. What am I?

6points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

A leftovers sculpture of auntie Jane

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#97

If the turkey says. “Gobble, gobble, gobble,” and a peach says, “Cobbler, cobbler, cobbler,” what would a computer say?

6points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Peaches can't talk

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#98

What do you call it when it rains turkeys?

6points

Wren Hard 2 years ago

That would be cool

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#99

What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?

6points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Nothing. They were watching football

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#100

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?

6points

Duncan 2 years ago

8 🍗

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#101

Why did the cranberries turn red?

6points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Because they saw the turkey dressing!

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#102

What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?

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Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Candied yams

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#103

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

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Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

The one when you're going out the door

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#104

What is a baby turkey called?

6points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

A delicacy

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#105

What is hard, oddly-shaped, and brings you good fortune on Thanksgiving?

6points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: A wishbone.

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#106

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

6points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: It had 24 carrots.

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#107

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

6points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Nothing. She was too busy on her phone

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#108

Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?

6points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.

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#109

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?

6points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!

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#110

What did her daughter say when her mom wanted her help fixing Thanksgiving dinner?

6points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: “Why? Is it broken?”

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#111

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

6points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

He greased the tin man

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#112

What would you call a pet squash?

6points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Gordie

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#113

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?

6points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

The Spring was a seaworthy vessel tried and true. It's previous endeavors include Jamaica the Virgin Islands all of South America and Hawaii

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#114

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

6points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Alright alright take it easy you guys. We all know I gobbled a few times

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#115

What does an English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?

6points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: “To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.”

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#116

What happened to the turkey whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

6points

Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: He was tickled to death.

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#117

What is something that describes both political talk and filling up your plate of food?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Choosing sides.

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#118

I am a kitchen appliance, but I am not trying to boast, in November at Thanksgiving, your delicious turkey is what I roast.

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: Oven.

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#119

What’s the difference between April Fools and Thanksgiving?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: On one you’re thankful on the other you’re prankful.

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#120

What do you use to make bread on Thanksgiving?

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Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Auntie Jane

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#121

When do you serve tofu turkey?

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Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

When all your pretentious relatives are vegan

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#122

The annual tradition each and every Thanksgiving Day is watching the great team sport the Lions and Cowboys play. What is it?

6points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Man vs animal death match

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#123

If you will be carving the turkey with an electric cutter, what kind of battery will it need when it runs out of power?

6points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

A salt and battery for the riddlemeister here

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#124

I get stuffed and I get dressed on Thanksgiving. What am I?

6points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Auntie Jane hahaha

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#125

How do you make a Pilgrim and turkey float?

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Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Toss them in the river

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#126

How can you tell the difference between a male and female turkey?

6points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Turkey nuggets

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#127

Which of the following does not belong at the Thanksgiving table: sweet potato, apples, carrots or onions?

6points

Wren Hard 2 years ago

Onions. They are gross

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#128

What’s always in the middle of every Thanksgiving table?

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Wren Hard 2 years ago

a turkey

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#129

Most people eat me, and that is no surprise. I taste great as chips and also as fries. What am I?

6points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

A big pile of poo if you brush off the flies

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#130

There were ten pairs of hands in the dining room on Thanksgiving, but only eight people eating. How?

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Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Our great uncle Herbert has extremely long arms and eats sitting on the commode due to incontinence

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#131

I'm extra helpful after Thanksgiving dinner, I'm full of holes but still hold water. What am I?

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Eligijus Sinkunas 2 years ago

Answer: A sponge!

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#132

I'm tall and dark with a big gold buckle, but if you saw me today I might make you chuckle. What am I?

6points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Dolimite

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#133

I am a 12-letter word, 2 compound words, and people celebrate me in the fall. What am I?

5points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Hockeyseason

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#134

How is it possible that a turkey can end up with 3 legs even though it has only 2 legs?

5points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

The third leg was connected to my foot

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#135

What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

5points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Auntie Jane

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#136

I am soft but not a feather, I am sweet but not sugar. What am I?

5points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

Melted butter

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#137

Why was the "Plymouth Rock" that brave?

5points

Yuffa Kinazzo 2 years ago

It was hardened by taking lots of c**p

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Eligijus Sinkunas

I’m a visual editor for Bored Panda, trying to find and select high-quality images to enhance articles across different formats. With a keen eye for detail, my goal is to ensure that each picture helps to attract readers into captivating visual experiences. As a freelancer, I’m also working as a video editor for a YouTube channel that makes music games. After work, I like to play with guitar, go to karate classes or just relax at home at play video games.

I’m a visual editor for Bored Panda, trying to find and select high-quality images to enhance articles across different formats. With a keen eye for detail, my goal is to ensure that each picture helps to attract readers into captivating visual experiences. As a freelancer, I’m also working as a video editor for a YouTube channel that makes music games. After work, I like to play with guitar, go to karate classes or just relax at home at play video games.

Marisha Kazaryan

I knew I wanted to be a storyteller ever since I learned to read and write. Fulfilled this dream when I became a content creator and a filmmaker. Also got a degree in English language and literature because grammar is important! Good coffee and good music make everything better. When I’m not telling stories, you’ll find me studying foreign languages (currently, Korean), fangirling over my guinea pig Pepperboy, watching TV shows, and learning to play the drums.

I knew I wanted to be a storyteller ever since I learned to read and write. Fulfilled this dream when I became a content creator and a filmmaker. Also got a degree in English language and literature because grammar is important! Good coffee and good music make everything better. When I’m not telling stories, you’ll find me studying foreign languages (currently, Korean), fangirling over my guinea pig Pepperboy, watching TV shows, and learning to play the drums.

What do you think ?

Chrissyfox 2 years ago

Bad taste. Go vegan.

2points

Gabrielle Horn 2 years ago

Lol shut up, you a*s.

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Austin Frank 2 years ago

My family would squash me if I busted out these corny jokes.

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Chrissyfox 2 years ago

Bad taste. Go vegan.

2points

Gabrielle Horn 2 years ago

Lol shut up, you a*s.

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Austin Frank 2 years ago

My family would squash me if I busted out these corny jokes.

0points

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