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Can you smell the turkey in the air? Yes, it’s that time of the year again when you eat lots of food, are thankful for what you have in life, and have awkward family gatherings with your extended family. Happy Thanksgiving! 

You may have the best relationship with your family members, but differences in opinion can still occur, and when it all happens at a dinner table, tensions may grow. What you need at a moment like this are Thanksgiving jokes and riddles to defuse that tension. And even if you are having a very peaceful evening, funny riddles for the entire family will be a fresh topic at the table that can gradually grow into a Thanksgiving tradition.  

You don’t need to be well-versed in the history of Thanksgiving to have some fun. Most riddles for adults are based more on Thanksgiving puns than actual facts, and that’s the beauty of them. 

If the idea seems great but you don’t know where to look for Thanksgiving riddles with answers, fear not — we have prepared a bunch of those for you. All you have to do is read this article, pick your favorite riddles (or use all of them!), and get your entire family to participate in the game. After Thanksgiving, when there is no more food left and everyone goes back home, definitely let us know in the comments which riddle was the most popular one.

#1

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

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    Which side of the turkey has more feathers?

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    #3

    What should you say when your family begs you to stop making Thanksgiving jokes?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: “I can’t quit cold turkey!”

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    #4

    Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

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    #5

    What sound does a space turkey make?

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    #6

    What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?

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    #7

    If you feel scared on Halloween, jolly on Christmas, how do feel on Thanksgiving?

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    #8

    Where do you find a turkey with no legs?

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    #9

    What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?

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    #10

    What is red and has feathers all over?

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    #11

    What sound does a limping turkey make?

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    #12

    What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin in his garden?

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    #13

    I am frequently at Thanksgiving dinner. I have ears, but I cannot hear. My outside is good, but my inside gets thrown away. What am I?

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    #14

    Why did they let the turkey join the Thanksgiving band?

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    #15

    I can be crushed, baked, carved and you can see me everywhere on Thanksgiving. What am I?

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    #16

    I can be baked, mashed, or candied. Even put in a pie. What am I?

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    #17

    What smells the best during Thanksgiving dinner?

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    #18

    Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!

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    #19

    How can you tell which part of the turkey is the left side?

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    #20

    What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?

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    #21

    Where do turkeys go to dance?

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    #22

    Why do Turkeys "Gobble, gobble"?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: They never learned good table manners!

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    #23

    What do grateful, thankful, wonderful and joyful have all in common?

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    #24

    If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?

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    #25

    What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?

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    #26

    What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?

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    #27

    What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.

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    #28

    Why don’t people like eating fish on Thanksgiving?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: Because Thanksgiving Day never falls on a Fry-Day.

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    #29

    Which of the Thanksgiving drinks is thought to be sad?

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    #30

    If you want to picture fall, then my image would be best. I am a horn that is filled with all the season’s harvest. What am I?

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    #31

    I'm always on the Thanksgiving dinner table, but you don't get to eat me. What am I?

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    #32

    Which is heavier - a ton of potatoes or a ton of turkey feathers?

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    #33

    What has feathers, is the star of a November feast and goes up and down?

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    #34

    What do you get when you cross a turkey and a monkey?

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    #35

    Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

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    #38

    What’s has feathers, a bowed head, and kneels?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: A turkey praying to not be eaten.

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    #39

    If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

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    #40

    If it took 3 women 4 hours to roast a turkey, how long would it take 4 women to roast the same turkey?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: None the turkey is already roasted.

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    #41

    Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

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    #42

    What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?

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    #43

    What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

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    #44

    What happens when cranberries get sad?

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    #45

    What’s the favorite food of mathematicians for Thanksgiving?

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    #46

    What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?

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    #47

    Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?

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    #48

    What did the salad say to the butter who kept making jokes?

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    #49

    What happened to the turkey who got in a fight?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: He had the stuffing knocked out of him.

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    #50

    Why didn’t the pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield?

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    #51

    How did the chicken, the pheasant, turkey, duck and goose get in trouble?

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    #52

    What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

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    #53

    What do vampires celebrate in the fall?

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    #54

    When the Pilgrims walked off their boat into the new world, on what did they stand?

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    #55

    Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: Yes, because ostriches don’t fly.

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    #56

    Why didn’t the turkey finish its dessert?

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    #57

    Why did Johnny get bad grades after Thanksgiving?

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: Because everything is marked down after the holidays.

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    #58

    What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

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    #59

    If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

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    #60

    What did the stock boy tell the woman when she asked, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: “No, ma’am. They’re dead.”

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    #61

    What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.

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    Why do turkeys lay eggs?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: If they dropped them, they’d break.

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    #63

    What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

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    #66

    What do you a call the age of a pilgrim?

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    #67

    What do you get if you cross a turkey with a bell?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: A bird that has to wring its own neck.

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    #68

    I am the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook. Who Am I?

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    #69

    What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

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    #70

    Where did the first corn come from?

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    #71

    Where do turkeys come from if apples and pears come from a tree?

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    #72

    You reap what you sow because of me, remove the first three letters, and I become an object you can wear. What am I?

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    #73

    You see this festive event along the street on this very special day, from Felix to Mickey to Dora and Bugs Bunny, all of the people will make way. What is it?

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    #74

    Grandma and Grandpa had a total of six children. Each of those children grew up and had four children of their own. Those children grew up and had two children each. Everyone will join the Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma and Grandpa’s house. How many people will be at the table?

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    #75

    Why did mom put the leftover turkey in the fridge instead of throwing it away?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: Because she didn’t want it to go to waist.

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    #76

    Why did the Pilgrim decide to eat the candle?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: Because he wanted a light snack.

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    #77

    If four women can bake four pumpkin pies in four hours, how many pies can eight women bake in eight hours?

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    #78

    What is brown, big, and red all over?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: A turkey covered in cranberry sauce.

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    #79

    Two moms and two daughters are at the Thanksgiving table, yet there are only three people at the table — how is that possible?

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    #80

    Grandma is trying to figure out some math while cooking Thanksgiving dinner. She adds five to eleven and gets 4. How could this be?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: It is 11 a.m., and she has five hours until the food needs to be ready at 4 p.m.

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    #81

    One pie gets in a fight with another pie. What does it say?

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    #82

    What would Shakespeare have said on Thanksgiving?

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    #83

    If roses are red, violets are blue, what is stuffed, brown and blue?

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    #84

    If a tur-key has a key, and a don-key also has a key, what would you expect a monkey to have?

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    #85

    At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with?

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    #87

    What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

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    #88

    What is that favorite sport of pumpkins and gourds?

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    #89

    Why do turkeys eat so little?

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    #90

    What part of the turkey does a drummer love the most?

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    #91

    What animal has the worst eating habits?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: The turkey, because it gobbles everything up!

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    Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

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    Answer: Yes, because a building can’t jump at all.

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    Why did the turkey get arrested and put into jail?

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    #95

    What do the Pilgrims, Indians and Puritans have in common?

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    #96

    I can be hot or cold, I can be made with fruit, vegetable, or meat, but either way you see it, on a Thanksgiving table I will be a treat. What am I?

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    #97

    If the turkey says. “Gobble, gobble, gobble,” and a peach says, “Cobbler, cobbler, cobbler,” what would a computer say?

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    #99

    What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?

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    #101

    Why did the cranberries turn red?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: Because they saw the turkey dressing!

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    #103

    What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

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    #105

    What is hard, oddly-shaped, and brings you good fortune on Thanksgiving?

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    #106

    Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

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    #107

    What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

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    #108

    Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.

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    What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!

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    #110

    What did her daughter say when her mom wanted her help fixing Thanksgiving dinner?

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    #113

    Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Spring was a seaworthy vessel tried and true. It's previous endeavors include Jamaica the Virgin Islands all of South America and Hawaii

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    #114

    What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright alright take it easy you guys. We all know I gobbled a few times

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    #115

    What does an English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: “To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.”

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    #116

    What happened to the turkey whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

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    #117

    What is something that describes both political talk and filling up your plate of food?

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    #118

    I am a kitchen appliance, but I am not trying to boast, in November at Thanksgiving, your delicious turkey is what I roast.

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    #119

    What’s the difference between April Fools and Thanksgiving?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: On one you’re thankful on the other you’re prankful.

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    #122

    The annual tradition each and every Thanksgiving Day is watching the great team sport the Lions and Cowboys play. What is it?

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    #123

    If you will be carving the turkey with an electric cutter, what kind of battery will it need when it runs out of power?

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    #124

    I get stuffed and I get dressed on Thanksgiving. What am I?

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    #126

    How can you tell the difference between a male and female turkey?

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    #127

    Which of the following does not belong at the Thanksgiving table: sweet potato, apples, carrots or onions?

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    #129

    Most people eat me, and that is no surprise. I taste great as chips and also as fries. What am I?

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    #130

    There were ten pairs of hands in the dining room on Thanksgiving, but only eight people eating. How?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our great uncle Herbert has extremely long arms and eats sitting on the commode due to incontinence

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    #131

    I'm extra helpful after Thanksgiving dinner, I'm full of holes but still hold water. What am I?

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    #132

    I'm tall and dark with a big gold buckle, but if you saw me today I might make you chuckle. What am I?

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    #133

    I am a 12-letter word, 2 compound words, and people celebrate me in the fall. What am I?

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    #134

    How is it possible that a turkey can end up with 3 legs even though it has only 2 legs?

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    #136

    I am soft but not a feather, I am sweet but not sugar. What am I?

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    #137

    Why was the "Plymouth Rock" that brave?

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