Can't agree more!

That's a good price, I think. Don't miss that offer

Ah, this woman is such a good sport to get this picture.

My dad's family: *two hours frothing rage* Me: *five seconds about Covid* My dad's family: *drops me from Zoom* Me: *gets out Ben & Jerry's, enjoys rest of day*

My grandma was the one who started the s**t talking. And she was ruthless.

***"All I Want for Christmas is You" starts playing***

But, what can we talk about this days, if not about Trump, covid and covidiots?

They probably call this uncle liberal, socialist or communist

YES.

Bill, A jury of his peers said he wasn't a pedophile.

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Stardust, a very underrated movie!

What devilled eggs Mom?

"I'm not crying you're crying"

Get sturdy Tupperware with rubber seals. Leave a set in your car. Bring them into restaurants and you can just pack your leftovers. Normalize this behavior. Never lend them out to repeat offenders who don’t return your set. My mom is on my list.

I love thanksgiving leftovers. They don't last long enough.

Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na

cheers kiddo

Step 16. Forget about the glass, drink straight from the bottle

😁 this is too true

Who designed that turkey-doggo mix?

Even your ears fell off...

Yes

right now.

I don't understand what this constant 'white folks' generalisation thing is about. See it daily online now. Anyone able to enlighten me?

Oh I fully intend on getting black-out drunk, don't you worry

I went to a potluck where the communication broke down. 2 bottles of Pepsi and 21 Gree bean casseroles made up our feast.

TWO! TWO!! Vote TWO!!!

I don't think that pumpkin pie deserves any respect.

comes with no food but ready to finish all their food

That’s where I’m about to be.

3 parts Obélix!

Every holiday...

I'm the one in the second too

O this for sure!

I would make a quick escape to the bathroom

:::immediately adds "hashafahfing" to my vocabulary:::

The Queen on horseback is a badass. Especially at her age!

That dogo is very cute. P.s. There was no comment on this photo, so I decided to make one 🐶

That turkey has *always* looked weird and unappetizing to me.

It’s tradition.

LOL this is too true

Kayaking the Gravy Falls!

Two years ago, my dad told me I’m making thanksgiving dinner two days before the day. I was not pleased and the man didn’t understand why.