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30 Hilariously Savage Thanksgiving Clapbacks To Prepare You For The Family Dinner This Year
Thanksgiving is just around the corner. That means that the event of awkward reunions, family quarrels, uncomfortable conversations, and embarrassing auntie questions is dangerously close.
No wonder that hashtag #ThanksgivingClapback has started trending on Twitter, with people arming themselves with the most savage responses to serve at the dinner table. Even if your Thanksgiving goes smooth like butter, it’s better to be safe than sorry.
Below we wrapped up some of the funniest clapback memes people shared online for your inspiration, so pull your seats closer!
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Yodelis Sosa 3 years ago
Hispanic Households Enter The Chat: "I Had My First Glass When I Was EIGHT Years Old!!" "Here. Drink. You Better Start Getting Used To It Now" 😂 😂 🙈 🙈
TrippyBanana 3 years ago
Maybe in Canada, but in the US it's in November.
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crowspectre (he/they) 3 years ago
All the men out there and you decided to be a moron
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RavenTheCat 3 years ago
You go girl I mean I got a boyfriend myself and I'm a dude And I don't care what anyone thinks
Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago
Why would you choose an inferior product when you can get the superior one.
When a family gathers around a large table, anything can go wrong. The truth is, whether we like it or not, the iconic Norman Rockwell scene isn’t always a reality. Blame Thanksgiving stress, but we all know what it feels like to feel electric air at a dinner table where every little word can turn into a huge conflict.
For many people, Thanksgiving is a tinderbox of family-related stress. Think of anything from political arguments and table manners to clashing beliefs and old arguments, it seems like Thanksgiving offers a perfect opportunity for them to come to the surface.
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 3 years ago (edited)
I don’t think aloe is gonna be enough for that burn.
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tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa 3 years ago
`You shouldn't get tattoos, they're expensive, painful, and permanent. If you have kids, maybe then you'll realise what's missing from your life`. Uh huh, well, I would describe kids as expensive, painful, and permanent so...
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Amy 3 years ago
Tbf it does seem he sees and pays for them all, bought the mum’s a house etc. Unlike some others celebs (ahem, Eddie Murphy!!). We are taking bets amongst my friends on how many he’ll have by the end of the year though 🤣🤣
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One of the major sources of Thanksgiving stress is cooking for too many people. The solution is to do more planning to avoid irritations and feel as prepared as possible. From making a grocery list to doing shopping in advance, little things make wonders. Also, think of recruiting help in the kitchen, inviting friends and family members to help you out, and spending some bonding time together.
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Sergy Yeltsen 3 years ago
Savage. I love it. Wish I had the guts to say that to some of my relatives.
JRM 3 3 years ago
Well..... she's correct. Masks do not work. It would take more guts to admit that after years of blindly following a BS mandate. I challenge anyone who still thinks masks work to look into the facts. Not the Tony faucki brainwashing info. You know, like actual facts and truths. Not "your" truth or whatever "rings true" to you..... just sayin'..
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Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago
To avoid this kind of conversation just gender band the person they ask about and talk abiut them like they are perfect. You don't have to love people who have the same gender as you or to have someone. But thiswill change the subject very fast and will make the conversation more awkward.
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Cold Eagle 3 years ago
That's a little low. Crossing the line given the level of the first one not exactly being a personal dig.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 3 years ago
Yeah, that’s crossing a line. I’m all for sick burns but taking a dig at personal appearance after what could be a completely innocent question is to much.
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Grades doesn't reflect intelligence and the Educational system is a failure almost everywhere around this world.
The stress management and mindfulness expert Dr. Kathleen Hall argues that pairing up with a partner can help you to minimize stress this Thanksgiving so you're not in charge of making sure that everyone and everything is running smoothly. "I believe in the buddy system. If you're having it at your house, have a sister, friend, a mother, a relative — somebody" to help with the general atmosphere, she told Insider.
Creating a seating chart can also help keep stress at bay. From "playing music all the time," to "too much activity, or not enough, someone's gonna start complaining" about what's going on around them, Hall argues, so try to keep people who antagonize each other apart during dinner.
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Joseph Holtom 3 years ago
It's all fun & games until the grammar police enter the conversation.....
Load More Replies... Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago
No. I know exactly why everyone hate me I worked on it all my life.
Desiree Lyles 3 years ago
Lmao! Make sure you are walking out the door with that comment with a bat in your hand!!! She coming for you!!
Mistiekim 3 years ago
For those who think I’m missing the point of this post - I’m not. If you are gonna make a good Thanksgiving clap back joke, at least have it make some kind of sense. To me, this joke made no sense and I was pointing out why I thought so. Pardon my opinion
J 3 years ago
I think the clap back is implying that nobody liked auntie enough to stick around. Uno reverse.
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I am not here 3 years ago
I have never been invited to a family thanksgiving since a aunt that told me something Similar . Aunt: you should really need to lose weight you eat to much Me: I heard the semi dealership had you're. Dress pattern on file....
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Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago
As much as I make enough money to live and I like what I am doing it shouldn't be your problem what I am doing. Unless you are a cop and I am doing something illegal.
Pam Ives 3 years ago
They're social safety nets and no source of shame. Unless, of course, you're faking.
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RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
He also beat his wife. The man has some range people.
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Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago
I prefer to collect and develop skills instead of grades and diploma.
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Acestarx (They/them) 3 years ago
Next time my grandpa says this I wanna say this but I'd get disowned💀
IDK_Something 3 years ago
Tell him your bf/partner ran away with his hairline 🤣
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Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago
Gender swap and create stories about it. It doesn't need to be real, it just need to make the atmosphere more awkward.
Lena Flising 3 years ago
That's a bit harsh: Hairlines are hereditary. Boyfriends, not so much.
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PMorrisHTX 3 years ago
Whole berry cranberry please, not that other congealed stuff that looks like red dogfood.
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Neuropotathy 3 years ago
Is it ok in the U S n A that you little friend is hanging freely at a table? Is nice!
Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago (edited)
Because if they mean friend like whe you bring a same gender love interest then just say that you are loving your friend and then prove it with a long kiss.
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Squee She 3 years ago
Nappy hair? Like, flat curls? Sorry, I have whispy fine hair and don't know your fancy nice hair lingo 😂
Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago
it means naturally coarse and tightly coiled. It refers to the hair of people with African descent. It is not really a compliment.
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Oliver Tozer 3 years ago
I hate it when people make remarks like this. It just makes me angry.
Atomic Playz 3 years ago
Naturally, everytime I dont comb it for 2 days+, my hair gets nappy. Everytime someone comments on it, my comeback is usually "i dunno, why is your 15 tons of back hair so nappy?"
XiaLi Wang 3 years ago
In Australia it's what we call a baby's diaper...... Google tells me nappy hair is "naturally coarse and tightly coiled"
Load More Replies... Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago
What I can do then to heal it? Just let it die. It is my hair you think I wouldn't know if it was sick?
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Lauren Rainey 3 years ago
Ok this is funny but some people are just happy dating and aren’t ready to take that big step.
Kristine Nic Tallier 3 years ago
And some people are happy on their own. Don't ask intrusive, nasty questions if you don't want a clap back
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Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago
Just say whay you did in that year whatever if you worked on yourself or on your career. As much as you accomplished something they need to understand that you have other priorities.
Amanda Turner 3 years ago
“Another year and he still won’t leave his wife for you” (mb everyone can agree on this one?)
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Sheila Stamey 3 years ago
I know why! Ask me! Cause auntie has 87 cats and every surface in her house is covered in a combination of cat hair, cigarette smoke and dust and that includes the potatoes. Not that cats are bad, cats are awesome. But cat hair in food is yuck!
Lou Cam 3 years ago
Poor cats having to breathe in all that smoke and live in filth. Is your Auntie an animal hoarder? I would be making an anonymous call to an animal charity.
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Candice Blanton 3 years ago
Why you have so much make up on? Same reason as you, it's not Halloween and you shouldn't terrify little children.
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Šimon Špaček 3 years ago
Yes, real man just tears out chunks of hair or cut it with knife :D. And nice guys use their katanas. /j
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Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
This one's written out wrong too. "Did you get your hair cut like that 'cause you're gay?" "I don't know, why don't we ask your husband?" See, it's implying she's a beard.
Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago
And what if I was? And have a rhetorical talk about what would happened in the case you were gay..
Amanda Turner 3 years ago
Shaved my head one year: got the same assumptions. Yes some ppl actually think this
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Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago
No. I am just using the same plate as a normal person. You should try too to use the same thing more time.
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Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago
Look Christmas is too fake but that doesn't mean we don't celebrate. We sometimes need to make an effort to make great things look real. And death is great.
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Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago
I will make one when I am ready I don't want to make one just to screw their life.
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Cyber Returns 3 years ago
You have to be careful with that question. It could be a genuine question by someone trying to cater a menu for you and is taking your dietary requirements into account
Ross Warren 3 years ago
I think that in this context it's more likely an unwelcome comment on the contents of your plate.
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Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago
I can choose what food I eat. And I eat what I want to eat. And this option is more important when you are the one who make and buy food for you. And if you are bringing over someone who is vegan just makes some alternatives.
Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago
And just ask everyone what they want to eat
Load More Replies... Duncan 3 years ago
I mostly eat vegan things. Cows are vegan. Lambs are vegan. Chicken turkey etc all vegan. Horse is vegan. And horse meat is delicious and healthy as well. Well I eat vegan almost everyday.
Phyzzi 3 years ago
Hur hur hur, never heard that one before. But that doesn't answer the second question.
Load More Replies... Phyzzi 3 years ago
Eh, a lot of choice goes into physical appearance (how good you are with upkeep, what you wear, whether you can be comfortable in your own skin without looking like you gave up), and besides it's pretty obvious person 1 has an ugly personality which is definitely a choice.
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Precious Cooper 3 years ago
I may or may not have giggle snorted just a little...
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Lara Verne 3 years ago
We don't celebrate Thanksgiving, but It sounds like discussion that I had with my aunt when I was in high school.
Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago
Nor everyone have to have the same skills just point out what are yours.
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Amity Blight 3 years ago
i get called a toothpick at every single family gathering :') i might have to use this
LazyPanda 3 years ago
Goodness gracious, the skinny shaming gets laid on thick out of nowhere after you lose weight...I keep trying to hold myself back from doing this exact thing. You wanna make me uncomfortable it can get bad really quick. Just sad that whether fat shaming or skinny shaming people can't just keep their insecurities to themselves
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Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago
I look good that way. I don't think I need to change my clothes size just to please others
Dean Turner 3 years ago
It always amazed me as a super skinny guy how people seem to think it's rude to make fun of a large person's weight but perfectly acceptable to do it to a skinny person. I couldn't gain a pound no matter how hard I tried. It's almost always women, too, telling me I need to come over to their house cuz I'm not getting enough food. Oh how many times I wanted to tell them they could stand to cut back. Always made my face burn hot with anger.
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Maria das Merces Pacheco 3 years ago
No, the best answer to all those acid comments is OTHERWISE I'M PERFECT.
Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago (edited)
It is muscles not fat. I am stronger, this how a strong person look.
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G҉A҉C҉H҉A҉ A҉L҉E҉X҉ 3 years ago
Everyone. Bobby is a troll so don’t let them stir you into a madness
Matt Harrell 3 years ago
Nope. If you can't cook a turkey without drying it out, you deserve to get smack talk.
Cecil Parker 3 years ago
If a white person posted these lame jokes shame on them. If a black person posted these lame jokes shame on them.
Daniel-Teodor Circa 3 years ago
Just put some sauce on it. It is made to perfectly mix with everything on the plate and cheap sauce should be on the plate in huge quantities
SalusFuturistics 3 years ago
Why are so many People in a disfunctional Relation with their Family? And why do these People almost exclusively post Reaction Pics of Black People? Huh.
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Vera Bean The Tire Ant Queen 3 years ago
Depends on the meat, I don't want and rare chicken.
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Emie N. 3 years ago
I was going to say why are all of these directed at an "aunt"?
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Cyber Returns 3 years ago
This page has so many burns on it, I thought someone else had screwed up another gender reveal party
the Return of Bruno 3 years ago
I don't think just about ANY of these are real, but your description is funnier than any of them.
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Sa Rah 3 years ago
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it looks like you've got 2 white women writing an article as if they're black women, using black faces as what's portraying the "burns". How is this ok? You're getting "clicks" and money from pretending to be black and it's gross. Do better.
Mike Soigne 3 years ago
What's w/ all the People Of Color in these memes, repeating racist tropes? This isn't one of BP's 🥱 🐼 best posts.
Angel Mist 3 years ago
None of those remarks are funny. They are rude and hateful. If someone spoke to me like that in my home while eating my food it would be the last time they'd be invited.
Screen_Addict 3 years ago
The real insults are the crimes these people are committing against soul food :(
Emie N. 3 years ago
I was going to say why are all of these directed at an "aunt"?
Load More Replies... Cyber Returns 3 years ago
This page has so many burns on it, I thought someone else had screwed up another gender reveal party
the Return of Bruno 3 years ago
I don't think just about ANY of these are real, but your description is funnier than any of them.
Load More Replies... Sa Rah 3 years ago
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it looks like you've got 2 white women writing an article as if they're black women, using black faces as what's portraying the "burns". How is this ok? You're getting "clicks" and money from pretending to be black and it's gross. Do better.
Mike Soigne 3 years ago
What's w/ all the People Of Color in these memes, repeating racist tropes? This isn't one of BP's 🥱 🐼 best posts.
Angel Mist 3 years ago
None of those remarks are funny. They are rude and hateful. If someone spoke to me like that in my home while eating my food it would be the last time they'd be invited.
Screen_Addict 3 years ago
The real insults are the crimes these people are committing against soul food :(
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