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Every text is different. There are awkward texts from your ex, wrong number texts, and text fails. But there’s a whole new category of texts that are here for our entertainment. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the cursed collection of texts with very threatening auras.

And by threatening, we mean it. According to Urban Dictionary, threatening aura refers to “a place, person or object that makes you feel like you're in danger just by looking at it, sometimes characterized by unsanitary condition.” So imagine if a text message was a hedgehog cake, that’s the cursed spirit we’re talking about.

Thanks to this rapidly growing Twitter page by the same name, “Texts With Threatening Auras,” we have a lot of painfully awkward and horridly amusing texts to look at. Get your salty caramel popcorn ready, and upvote the best ones as you go!

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A B C
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry, but that's hilarious 🤣

Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like the people who think LOL means lots of love and post it o death notices

Katy McMouse
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We are NOT done talking about this." Neither are the neighbors.

Trillian
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well apparently Bob and Agnes know what it stands for.

SoozeeQ
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, but are they shocked, or did they eagerly accept? If so, they're gonna be disappointed. ade8b680d9...765593.jpg ade8b680d97a7c2fd6649c57b9765593.jpg

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chi-wei shen
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can feel mom's threatening aura. This isn't going to end well for her child.

James016
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im crying :D That is amazing

glowworm2
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh dad, so adorably innocent!

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There’s an interesting paradox at the heart of modern communication. We’ve never had more ways to reach each other, and yet people have never been harder to reach. Messenger, Whatsapp, Viber, Email, Twitter, someone said a text message? Also known as SMS, it was originally defined as part of the GSM series of standards in 1985 as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters, to and from GSM mobile handsets.

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    #2

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    B-b-bird
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaahha :D when things are lost in translation :D

    AngelWingsYT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk the child mustnt be an obstacle for mowing

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    Delgada
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one is actually sweet :D

    Yort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something Voldemort would say.

    Ben Steinberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the kid off the lawn and they won't be...

    Momma Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so nice of you! -one tired parent wanting a nap break

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is cute. Basically it's okay to cut the grass!

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    #3

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    Lord Mysticlaw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason I hope they went on a date. I think there's compatible sense of humour here.

    Bill cipher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS THE BEST F*****G THING I’VE SEEN SO FAR TODAY

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see a threat here though. Only a new romance and I feel blessed to witness it.

    Ilídio Sousa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how mermaids are made 🤔

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    Having in mind that text messages are 37 years old, it’s only fair to wonder whether this mode of communication is still relevant. I mean, it looks like a fossil compared with new means of reaching people. But part of why SMS hasn't died yet has to do with its everlasting appeal we may underestimate.

    There are a few solid reasons: first, it’s the primary tool for people who don’t have smartphones. More and more people are ditching their smartphones and online presence since messaging apps are distracting from their studies, work or leisure time. Plus, there’s no need to download a proprietary software to communicate with others since it’s already always on your phone, whatever that is.

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    Yort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But no nerves or veins.

    Meghna Mohan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehehe i wish I had such wit back in the times of chatting online 🤣

    Robin Martz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me how my husband used to ask telemarketers what color their underwear was. You'd be shocked to know how many will tell!

    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spleen, Duodenum, Gallbladder etc etc

    Veronica Sjöberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understand why you would ask what people are wearing anyway. Is it supposed to be sexy? Does it turn people on? It's just clothes? Her (or his I guess) response is awesome though.

    Olly The Lion
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... They aren't wrong😂😂😂

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    #5

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    Yort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like that person is a Yahoomail.

    Roland Gosselin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what an absolute idiot, this is soooooo good.

    Hann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *You can't reply to this conversation* hahaha

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and he blocked you!!! LMAO!

    very_knotted_laces
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom I have something to tell you… I’m gmail

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    #6

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    A B C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... now this, THIS is threatening and worrisome.

    Hans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would have dialed the police's number even before having finish reading these lines...

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    Delgada
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd call 991 in a second

    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what would they do for you on 991???

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    Enby.Minecraft.Bee.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that having a miscarriage is tough but...Oh my gods. That's kinda creepy.

    Leah Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must have really messed up her brain. It's so sad. Severe depression can cause delusions.

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    B-b-bird
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Police? Restraining order?

    JuJu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know who's door will get knocked down with a battering ram soon

    Sue Grigg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes. I hope the authorities were called.

    Shine Caramia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is so sad how far from reality the person who sent this message must be. Post partum psychosis is my guess.

    Peppy Piplup
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like Blood Brothers but if it was set in the 2010s instead of the 1960s.

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    Short message texts are also known for being the most effective when there is a need to communicate urgent or critical business information or on the go. Meanwhile, limited characters in SMS texts allow for imparting business information concisely to the end user. And unlike email, you aren’t limited to a smartphone or a computer to receive a text message. This is all because people actually read text messages. In fact, more than 90 percent of people read a text message within the first three minutes of receiving it, according to MobileSQUARED, a mobile research firm.

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    Mad Dragon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer your phone when grandpa calls you!

    Yort
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The post is missing the context, the grandpa wanted him to go to bingo or something really normal but uninteresting like that.

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    Mine Truly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I have the nicest grandpa in the world and I'm going to show this to my parents, aunts, and uncles and tell them it's from him

    Amy Stone-Chandler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandparents die suddenly. Grow a pair and answer the calls!

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    Mad Dragon
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will gladly be under a rest. I sure could use a nap!

    Efia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after paying all this money, this seems well deserved :D

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    Christopher Bowers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would had replied, "Go home UK Government, you're drunk!"

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I sign up? I could need some rest. Please, someone put me under the rest.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but which rest are we talking about? I can handle being under the armrest but the footrest is a no-go.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I am the grammar police and you are under arrest!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't surprise me if it's actually sent by Boris Johnson!

    Nicholas Kraemer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist, this scam is actually being run by Boris Johnson

    Greg Heffley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOO I don't want to be under the rest!

    beau danner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh... Your government regulates nap time too? You can keep your socialism

    Gabbie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes because that's what the UK government does, demand itunes gift cards and arrests people

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    #9

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    Yort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um is this person using a SlimJim to text?? In the bottom right??

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously fake, but very funny, with his FBI Agent encouraging him.

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect response waiting to be sent. What an entitled bítch.

    Crystal R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is saying you have a bf entitlement? Idk how many times I've been going through something, a dude (that I thought was cool) goes "I'm here if you need anything" and when it comes down to it he meant sex. It's disappointing, it's not rude to remind someone that you have a bf just in case what they meant was "I'm here (for dating) if you need me" instead of as a friend.

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    Alice Black
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the FBI Agent egging him on for me

    gael lung
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist... his dog is actually her dog that ran away

    Ben Steinberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist: OP is actually her boyfriend AND her dog...

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    The experts say that the enduring appeal of SMS has made it evolve in a way that it represents significant new opportunities for both mobile carriers and businesses. It’s simply because any number can now be equipped to send and receive text messages. According to Wired, that means 200 million existing business landline and toll-free numbers can be text-enabled. “Now, businesses can send and receive text messages from the same numbers that they have used for decades—numbers that their customers know and have programmed into their mobile devices.”

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so you guys can have a party while breaking up! Duh!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No seriously what the f**k with all the confetti?? I want confetti too!!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is all that confetti coming from?

    Mine Truly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a BP on inappropriate uses of confetti, STAT

    Gabbie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate how hilarious this is

    Kelley Baltierra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All bad news should be delivered with confetti

    Boudica
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Relationship Reveal' parties need confetti too! 🎊

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    Demi Zwaan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They texted twice during work hours. They don't even know if they are being ignored or if the other person is simply busy at work. This is one of those 'nice guys'.

    La Kalypso
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    3 years ago

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    Texting during work hours could also mean jobless (not necessarily, but a possibility). This guy's a definite catch. ;-)

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    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's spent too much time in the manosphere

    K Fleming
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact! The SPLC has categorized the manosphere as a hate group.

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    A B C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... wow. It's a little funny that someone even gets that idea, but very effing creepy they actually went through with it 😳

    Jason Alexander
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is something serially wrong with some people. What's the name for entitled men who think every woman should at least give them a chance? Oh, that's right, D**k.

    Shiki Ryuuho
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number is for you to contact her/him when the dog lost not to chat with the owner...

    Cat Monaghan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Did it ever occur to you that the phone number is for if the dog gets lost??? Are really that uninformed???

    Stephanie Casey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is what we're talking about. What an absolute creep. Ugh

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    #12

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    A B C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not threatening, it's just mean. Or honest, if they're like best friends.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might simply be a friend who's already in a relationship, or gay, or not interested in her. Doesn't have to be mean at all.

    Vincent Van Bro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my relationship with my best friend, she’s straight but she’s told me “awh I kinda want a non-threatening Hufflepuff type of boyfriend” and I’m like “I’m a non-threatening Hufflepuff but I am PLATONICALLY in love with you so hahah”

    Crystal R
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be two straight girls/straight girl and gay guy texting. People always wanna jump

    April W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be talking to her gay friend

    Veronica Sjöberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't have to be mean. I have said similar things to friends in the past, nothing mean about it. It's a compliment. Like, we are friends, we have established that. I would like to meet someone as awesome as you who I also have romantic feelings for. Where is that mean?

    Sunny Topia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Marry me, and I'll make we but not me or you'

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    What’s more, people are very likely to engage with those businesses via text messages since that’s their primary mode of daily communication with other businesses. “Consumers, meanwhile, can bypass calling to text their favorite neighborhood restaurant for reservations or their auto repair shop to see when their car will be ready. That means they can use the mode of communication they vastly prefer to connect with businesses. It means they’re going to be more engaged with those businesses.” And that’s why the good old SMS is not going anywhere, and if anything, it’s here to stay.

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is horrible. I laughed so hard!

    Bradley Hougland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hit kid's head with bathroom door." Oddly specific door action, but I now have one more damned thing added to my bucket list.

    ash
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg yes do it again!

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    A B C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. That's either very crude homour at the very wrong time, or someone lacking either any bit of empathy or the understanding of English language.

    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it as a complete misunderstanding, like they thought noooop was looking forward to their grandpa making something for them

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    Hens' Teeth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, I made an awful joke the other night and shouldn't have, it just came out. My grandmothers brother died. Mom said she had been expecting it for a while now, so I said "you manifested his death?" Made my dad laugh. Then the severity of the issue hit us. I feel terrible about his death, terrible for my grandmother who isn't feeling too well herself. Dumb s**t comes out of people's mouths sometimes, glad it was just around my parents and no one else.

    Shiki Ryuuho
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then, they have big fight...

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    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does it take to get these men to understand that women want to have sex with people they've formed a connection with (as do all sexually inclined healthy adults)? If you aren't prepared to put in the work to form these connections you don't deserve sex.

    El muerto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, if they do that, they deserve sex? and woman never have casual sex? .

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    Thomson StClair
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    womans don't want to have sex with him because all womans are to him are living fleshlights.

    Jody Whitmarsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because anytime perfect strangers compliment me or hold the door or something, the very first thought I have is, dam, if only I could have sex with that guy because he's so polite!

    Kel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah the name is fine it's this whiny attitude

    Eva Kohegyi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, thank you. I named my son Norbert and he is happily married, never had a name issue with the ladies.

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    Gabbie
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying something like "that's why they won't have sex with me" is an ultimate turn off

    Sonia Shanzer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is because he has poor grammar.

    Shoddy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just shallow. His grandparent's lack of wealth should have nothing to do with it.

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    Charles Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone dodged a bullet. Not sure who, but definitely one of these three people got out of a relationship that was turning toxic.

    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. Seriously get out of there.

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    adiiantryx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean, it was sent on april 1...

    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Hey it's me again i need some cash! But seriously don't talk to me"

    devilicious
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst kind of "friends" Using you and making you feel less of a person.

    Bella Love
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't have replied😂 or just replied "I can't talk to you"

    Sev Angst
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought, oh its a joke referencing a previous joke, I can imagine me and a friend of mine making jokes like this, but there wouldn't be an 11 day gap in between the texts....

    Dizz2K7 Gaming
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why she did you like this. You invited the fuqery in and it thrived.

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    Me Oh My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

    SlartyBlartFast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like a Lannister brother maybe?...

    DaShaun Trosper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god that caught me off guard i choked on my spit for a second there

    Matthew
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it lol stop telling guys you see them as siblings or bros, f*****g annoying..just tell me I'm cute and you have always loved me!

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    Ancsuri
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a fedora guy for sure...

    buttonpusher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got second hand embarrassment now.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do guys think this is attractive? It's honestly one of the worst turnoffs in my opinion.

    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This style of communication is a bit like a kink - it's perfectly fine if both people are into it, but not ok to subject unwilling participants to.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *turns off phone, gets in the car, drives to the nearest bridge, throws phone off the bridge*

    George Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think what you meant to say was *blushes and recoils*

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    Patricia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate this kind of thing.

    Sarah Jux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet his best pickup line is "I make my own chainmail"

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... cause everyone knows, if you annoy them enough, they will start to like you. 🤦‍♀️

    Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately that's what so many "romantic" movies tell people though. "No means try harder".

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    polish cow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as someone who has ignored multiple people over text in the past a lot but also has gotten ignored like this, pls dont just ignore people, just tell them if you dont wanna get along. awaiting them to "get the hint" doesnt make you look like a fair player. just tell someone so they dont waste their time or your nerves some people just avoid (like me in the past) to text them back hoping they'll be fine with that? wheres the common sense of respecting one another gone

    Grace Cave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuz they thought they was getting a sausy pic lol nope gitcha

    SlartyBlartFast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love meeeee"

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    lazyNinjaCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least they were polite about it??

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't know what came before this. For all we know they both frequent a BDSM forum and he knows she's a sub, just not that she's a lesbian. These opening lines don't have to come out of left field or be weird.

    Griff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given before that message is a view profile button it kinda seems like this is the first message in the conversation...

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    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I choked you, chopped off both arms, threw you out of a tenth story window, would you be a good little sub? /s I don't get the choking thing at all

    Patsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its more of a power play, feeling helpless...some people like it.

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appalling way to start trying to get to know a girl, but thank goodness he backed out gracefully. I mean, she may just not be interested in him but knew that wouldn't work so went for the lesbian line (what girl hasn't tried it in desperation at least once?), so that would be a shame because he could still be as polite "I'm so disappointed but no hard feelings, have a good day"

    polish cow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean to receive those kinda texts like an opener is disgusting, but im glad that they just took their hat and left very politely

    K Fleming
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bar is so f****n low that we are thankful for men who DON'T throw conniption fits when they are rejected

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    Stephanie Casey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice! I'm so glad he didn't do the whole "you just haven't been with a REAL man" or "I bet I could get you to switch teams" or some dumb s**t like that

    Incitatus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! And at least he spelled choke right, right??

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    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I don't mind people coming on to me as long as they're cool and polite if I make it clear I'm not interested.

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    SlartyBlartFast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is there a fart that smells good???

    Lindsey Leigh Phillips
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a fart smella. Oh, wait. I meant a smart fella.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea seriously dude wtf? But I do want to see how the rest of this conversation went.

    Olly The Lion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... DUDE I THINK YOU'RE SMELLING PERFUME

    Dôrothy Schmidt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I'm laughing so hard I'm farting!🤣🤣🤣

    Matthew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if a friend is open enough to ask you this then she must be one gassy bitch.

    Daniel Blackmore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're better than this nicol bolas...

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't have a smelly fart, I'll consider it to be an art. And we'll never split apart.

    Camilo Madrigal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP didnt even censor of fûck this time-

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hand itching to unzip pants" - yeah, that's exactly how you convince a girl to hang out 🙄 Guys, please, just don't.

    Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And exactly why you need a friend like Shannon. Though I'm sure the 25 year old stranger wasn't thrilled by having to see what he saw.

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    Ellie J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather s**t in my hands and clap than speak with boys like this

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've seen the rest of the convo you know it went very wrong for Brandon ...

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shannon g-gave the wrong number and now we know why

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *hand itching to give a punch*

    Xottel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could comment 'wtf' on every single of those conversations.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God dàmnit, you only screenshoted part of it and left out the good parts

    Sofia Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I want to know is was it really a 25-year-old man or the person he was trying to reach just trying to get rid of crazy-boy

    Patricia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this kind of thing even more than the other one.

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, how is this threatening? Has that BP author forgotten what list they were composing again? It's just plain rude.

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the twitter account that determined it had a threatening aura. Boredpanda just scraped it from twitter. And has the audacity to make money off this barely curated list of content from another website.

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    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short people don't know how to order pizza. I'm 5"2' and my gf is 5" even, so we make our son order the pizza when we get hungry.

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    Andre Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler alert: she is not worth it.

    Vincent Van Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a short person, this makes me sad :(

    Matthew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 5'6 and pretty confident that bitch didn't get a pizza..

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word you were looking for was Thank You.

    Kel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some bullshit

    Olly The Lion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn... So does height matter now?

    Matthew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always mattered... Doesn't matter how big your d**k is just as long as you are tall and have a truck.

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    Scourge McCloud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don't get it, why do girls think it's okay to treat guys like this, then turn around and get offended when a guy does right back to them?

    Gabbie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang just accept the damn pizza

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tikfuck challenges are disgusting. Why ffs is this even a thing?

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, Tiktok is controlled by a regime that conducts genocide. Do you really want to support that? https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/sep/25/revealed-how-tiktok-censors-videos-that-do-not-please-beijing

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    Matthew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TikTok will destroy your mind and ruin lives just like FB one day...

    Sebastien Cole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two more uncensored f**ks! The editor is getting lazy

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    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not really threatening, they just didn't get the joke

    ellichen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please explain, this went right by my head 😄

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    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U got a better chance to know that than Joe Daddy

    CandyCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol I've done this so many times

    Blue line
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo tell them to say it out loud now of course

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this threatening? If it were my friend, I'd find it annoying at max

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah most of these are just weird or mean texts, only the Polish neighbor one really felt threatening.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the hundred times: YEAH!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice talking to you!! Yeah

    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a conversation for Scream

    CandyCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Jhazeel Cruz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    drytexter.exe has stopped working

    Dizz2K7 Gaming
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't reply if you can't be assed to put forth a monocum of effort.

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. Ásshole or just pretend ásshole?

    Rachael Sampson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one ever assumes if a guy is a real gamer or not. 🙄

    Haunting Spirit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Puts on Fedora* I'm a nice guy, better then any other guy!

    Sarah Jux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This legit gave me a very clear visual lol oh god that's so sad

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    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *slaps the s**t out of ya*

    monkeydog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has to reminder her who he is and that they once were in high school together, but has her phone number?

    Lindsey Leigh Phillips
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, good gumdrops. "Baby girl" AND "*giggles*". That's the text equivalent of dragging one's snatch through a sandbox.

    La Kalypso
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Giggles*?? This utterly cringy text ends with *Giggles*? I'm completely outside the situation and I feel harassed and invaded in my own home. This guys reeks of insanity.

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Name at least 10 game developers high schools, birth dates and their mothers' maiden names or you are just a pReTEnD gamer girl! Also, Sims and Animal Crossing are not rEaL games!!!!!!;;!! "

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely need more context on this one

    Leah Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just screenshot and cropped this and sent it to my husband

    Willow Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that’s a text with a threatening aura.

    Alexander Brior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this so low? It's actually threatening and not just rude.

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    #30

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    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh damn.... That wasn't nice

    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it depends on which of the 10,000 islands you're from?

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some mysteries are better left unsolved.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe that when you run at it with your arms pinned to your sides 🤷🏽‍♀️

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it means he turns in 20 clones of himself and they... all receive a bj?

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, not threatening, just a dork move by William. I'm wondering, guys: has ANY of you EVER had success with such a daffy pick-up line?

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What with the gynocracy and feminazis and Chads and Sharons all over the place?? Their perfectly ordinary techniques don't stand a chance

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    Hamster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does "36,000" not line up with the rest of the text? Photoshopped?

    Hi, I'm Mars!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vast majority of these should be in an article about fake texts. There's a subreddit that's devoted to bad fake texts. In fact, I've seen quite a few of these on said subreddit.

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, that's not threatening, but plain rude. Dads can be ássholes, too.

    Christine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way sadder to force yourself to be with someone you feel nothing for just to have a girlfriend.

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    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boredpanda you should maybe include the entire text screenshot next time. If you haven’t seen this one, gray replies “then don’t waste my time”

    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, pointless if you don't include the punchline

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why post half the picture? Geez.

    Ghost Host
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Cause that's all you need.

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COME ON POST THE WHOLE SCREENSHOT BP PLZ

    Azymondias Skulldog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd reply with "Alright, fine. *Gouges your eyeballs out of your skull*'

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    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A better punch line would be "because you're putting me in mind of a brick house"

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer the left one gave, that was cut off, is 'mind your own business'. Which makes even less sense then the building line.

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She built like a brick house

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is threatening how? It's not even funny or profound

    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's the professor and he's reminding them that their Spaghetti is due really soon?

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    birdie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there could be a lot of stairs...

    Sequoia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no. You know it's serious when she texts instead of calls down to you.

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 The minion is too realistic for my comfort..

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    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t even a text!

    PurpleDoople
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the full thing he says that he’s not really dead and asks for money to keep making music. He then follows it up with hee hee

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might have been funny, although not threatening, if they managed to copy the full conversation. Blue person sent gray person to a comedy club "to tell their jokes there".

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole post is so f*****g lazy from bp

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    DaVo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rest of the text is like: It's a comedyclub. Go inside and tell your jokes there.

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't this the one where he sent the buyer to wallmart to buy a cheap version of whatever it was they wanted? I think a lawnmower, but not sure

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is lame as hell BP. Please stop recycling old posts and then only putting a snippet up. It's lazy as hell.

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    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the crap they censor and they let this fly?

    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP is so weird about censorship. A post the other day had the word "sex" blacked out, and now this. I don't mind language - I love language. I hate inconsistency.

    Florencia Renedo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Borepanda sensors nude art but publishes this vulgar message that is not even funny...

    Grace Walsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell? Hold on let me try that again, what the heeeeeeeeeeellllllllll?

    årê ¥ðµ §µrê ¥ðµ'rê åwåkê?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i got literal shivers from this and now i think i've seen these types of things too many times

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    Xottel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Already read that further up the chain.

    SilentBob731
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to make it my mission to work "the child must not be an obstacle" into conversation as much as possible going forward.