Every text is different. There are awkward texts from your ex, wrong number texts, and text fails. But there’s a whole new category of texts that are here for our entertainment. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the cursed collection of texts with very threatening auras.
And by threatening, we mean it. According to Urban Dictionary, threatening aura refers to “a place, person or object that makes you feel like you're in danger just by looking at it, sometimes characterized by unsanitary condition.” So imagine if a text message was a hedgehog cake, that’s the cursed spirit we’re talking about.
Thanks to this rapidly growing Twitter page by the same name, “Texts With Threatening Auras,” we have a lot of painfully awkward and horridly amusing texts to look at. Get your salty caramel popcorn ready, and upvote the best ones as you go!
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Like the people who think LOL means lots of love and post it o death notices
Yes, but are they shocked, or did they eagerly accept? If so, they're gonna be disappointed. ade8b680d9...765593.jpg
I can feel mom's threatening aura. This isn't going to end well for her child.
There’s an interesting paradox at the heart of modern communication. We’ve never had more ways to reach each other, and yet people have never been harder to reach. Messenger, Whatsapp, Viber, Email, Twitter, someone said a text message? Also known as SMS, it was originally defined as part of the GSM series of standards in 1985 as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters, to and from GSM mobile handsets.
For some reason I hope they went on a date. I think there's compatible sense of humour here.
I don't see a threat here though. Only a new romance and I feel blessed to witness it.
Having in mind that text messages are 37 years old, it’s only fair to wonder whether this mode of communication is still relevant. I mean, it looks like a fossil compared with new means of reaching people. But part of why SMS hasn't died yet has to do with its everlasting appeal we may underestimate.
There are a few solid reasons: first, it’s the primary tool for people who don’t have smartphones. More and more people are ditching their smartphones and online presence since messaging apps are distracting from their studies, work or leisure time. Plus, there’s no need to download a proprietary software to communicate with others since it’s already always on your phone, whatever that is.
This reminds me how my husband used to ask telemarketers what color their underwear was. You'd be shocked to know how many will tell!
I never understand why you would ask what people are wearing anyway. Is it supposed to be sexy? Does it turn people on? It's just clothes? Her (or his I guess) response is awesome though.
I think I would have dialed the police's number even before having finish reading these lines...
Load More Replies...I get that having a miscarriage is tough but...Oh my gods. That's kinda creepy.
It must have really messed up her brain. It's so sad. Severe depression can cause delusions.
Load More Replies...It is so sad how far from reality the person who sent this message must be. Post partum psychosis is my guess.
This is like Blood Brothers but if it was set in the 2010s instead of the 1960s.
Short message texts are also known for being the most effective when there is a need to communicate urgent or critical business information or on the go. Meanwhile, limited characters in SMS texts allow for imparting business information concisely to the end user. And unlike email, you aren’t limited to a smartphone or a computer to receive a text message. This is all because people actually read text messages. In fact, more than 90 percent of people read a text message within the first three minutes of receiving it, according to MobileSQUARED, a mobile research firm.
The post is missing the context, the grandpa wanted him to go to bingo or something really normal but uninteresting like that.
Load More Replies...Omg I have the nicest grandpa in the world and I'm going to show this to my parents, aunts, and uncles and tell them it's from him
after paying all this money, this seems well deserved :D
Load More Replies...Where can I sign up? I could need some rest. Please, someone put me under the rest.
Ugh... Your government regulates nap time too? You can keep your socialism
How is saying you have a bf entitlement? Idk how many times I've been going through something, a dude (that I thought was cool) goes "I'm here if you need anything" and when it comes down to it he meant sex. It's disappointing, it's not rude to remind someone that you have a bf just in case what they meant was "I'm here (for dating) if you need me" instead of as a friend.
Load More Replies...plot twist: OP is actually her boyfriend AND her dog...
Load More Replies...The experts say that the enduring appeal of SMS has made it evolve in a way that it represents significant new opportunities for both mobile carriers and businesses. It’s simply because any number can now be equipped to send and receive text messages. According to Wired, that means 200 million existing business landline and toll-free numbers can be text-enabled. “Now, businesses can send and receive text messages from the same numbers that they have used for decades—numbers that their customers know and have programmed into their mobile devices.”
It's so you guys can have a party while breaking up! Duh!
They texted twice during work hours. They don't even know if they are being ignored or if the other person is simply busy at work. This is one of those 'nice guys'.
Fun fact! The SPLC has categorized the manosphere as a hate group.
Load More Replies...There is something serially wrong with some people. What's the name for entitled men who think every woman should at least give them a chance? Oh, that's right, D**k.
The number is for you to contact her/him when the dog lost not to chat with the owner...
Hey! Did it ever occur to you that the phone number is for if the dog gets lost??? Are really that uninformed???
Quite a few of these posts that aren't really funny.
Load More Replies...He might simply be a friend who's already in a relationship, or gay, or not interested in her. Doesn't have to be mean at all.
Reminds me of my relationship with my best friend, she’s straight but she’s told me “awh I kinda want a non-threatening Hufflepuff type of boyfriend” and I’m like “I’m a non-threatening Hufflepuff but I am PLATONICALLY in love with you so hahah”
This doesn't have to be mean. I have said similar things to friends in the past, nothing mean about it. It's a compliment. Like, we are friends, we have established that. I would like to meet someone as awesome as you who I also have romantic feelings for. Where is that mean?
What’s more, people are very likely to engage with those businesses via text messages since that’s their primary mode of daily communication with other businesses. “Consumers, meanwhile, can bypass calling to text their favorite neighborhood restaurant for reservations or their auto repair shop to see when their car will be ready. That means they can use the mode of communication they vastly prefer to connect with businesses. It means they’re going to be more engaged with those businesses.” And that’s why the good old SMS is not going anywhere, and if anything, it’s here to stay.
"Hit kid's head with bathroom door." Oddly specific door action, but I now have one more damned thing added to my bucket list.
Oof. That's either very crude homour at the very wrong time, or someone lacking either any bit of empathy or the understanding of English language.
I read it as a complete misunderstanding, like they thought noooop was looking forward to their grandpa making something for them
Load More Replies...Dang, I made an awful joke the other night and shouldn't have, it just came out. My grandmothers brother died. Mom said she had been expecting it for a while now, so I said "you manifested his death?" Made my dad laugh. Then the severity of the issue hit us. I feel terrible about his death, terrible for my grandmother who isn't feeling too well herself. Dumb s**t comes out of people's mouths sometimes, glad it was just around my parents and no one else.
What does it take to get these men to understand that women want to have sex with people they've formed a connection with (as do all sexually inclined healthy adults)? If you aren't prepared to put in the work to form these connections you don't deserve sex.
wait, if they do that, they deserve sex? and woman never have casual sex? .
Load More Replies...womans don't want to have sex with him because all womans are to him are living fleshlights.
Because anytime perfect strangers compliment me or hold the door or something, the very first thought I have is, dam, if only I could have sex with that guy because he's so polite!
Yes, thank you. I named my son Norbert and he is happily married, never had a name issue with the ladies.
Load More Replies...That's just shallow. His grandparent's lack of wealth should have nothing to do with it.
Load More Replies...Someone dodged a bullet. Not sure who, but definitely one of these three people got out of a relationship that was turning toxic.
The worst kind of "friends" Using you and making you feel less of a person.
This is why she did you like this. You invited the fuqery in and it thrived.
Oh my god that caught me off guard i choked on my spit for a second there
Do guys think this is attractive? It's honestly one of the worst turnoffs in my opinion.
I think what you meant to say was *blushes and recoils*
Load More Replies...... cause everyone knows, if you annoy them enough, they will start to like you. 🤦♀️
Unfortunately that's what so many "romantic" movies tell people though. "No means try harder".
Load More Replies...as someone who has ignored multiple people over text in the past a lot but also has gotten ignored like this, pls dont just ignore people, just tell them if you dont wanna get along. awaiting them to "get the hint" doesnt make you look like a fair player. just tell someone so they dont waste their time or your nerves some people just avoid (like me in the past) to text them back hoping they'll be fine with that? wheres the common sense of respecting one another gone
We don't know what came before this. For all we know they both frequent a BDSM forum and he knows she's a sub, just not that she's a lesbian. These opening lines don't have to come out of left field or be weird.
Given before that message is a view profile button it kinda seems like this is the first message in the conversation...
Load More Replies...If I choked you, chopped off both arms, threw you out of a tenth story window, would you be a good little sub? /s I don't get the choking thing at all
Its more of a power play, feeling helpless...some people like it.
Load More Replies...Appalling way to start trying to get to know a girl, but thank goodness he backed out gracefully. I mean, she may just not be interested in him but knew that wouldn't work so went for the lesbian line (what girl hasn't tried it in desperation at least once?), so that would be a shame because he could still be as polite "I'm so disappointed but no hard feelings, have a good day"
i mean to receive those kinda texts like an opener is disgusting, but im glad that they just took their hat and left very politely
The bar is so f****n low that we are thankful for men who DON'T throw conniption fits when they are rejected
Load More Replies...Nice! I'm so glad he didn't do the whole "you just haven't been with a REAL man" or "I bet I could get you to switch teams" or some dumb s**t like that
Honestly I don't mind people coming on to me as long as they're cool and polite if I make it clear I'm not interested.
Yea seriously dude wtf? But I do want to see how the rest of this conversation went.
If you don't have a smelly fart, I'll consider it to be an art. And we'll never split apart.
"hand itching to unzip pants" - yeah, that's exactly how you convince a girl to hang out 🙄 Guys, please, just don't.
And exactly why you need a friend like Shannon. Though I'm sure the 25 year old stranger wasn't thrilled by having to see what he saw.
Load More Replies...If you've seen the rest of the convo you know it went very wrong for Brandon ...
God dàmnit, you only screenshoted part of it and left out the good parts
What I want to know is was it really a 25-year-old man or the person he was trying to reach just trying to get rid of crazy-boy
Again, how is this threatening? Has that BP author forgotten what list they were composing again? It's just plain rude.
It’s the twitter account that determined it had a threatening aura. Boredpanda just scraped it from twitter. And has the audacity to make money off this barely curated list of content from another website.
Load More Replies...Short people don't know how to order pizza. I'm 5"2' and my gf is 5" even, so we make our son order the pizza when we get hungry.
Load More Replies...It's always mattered... Doesn't matter how big your d**k is just as long as you are tall and have a truck.
Load More Replies...I honestly don't get it, why do girls think it's okay to treat guys like this, then turn around and get offended when a guy does right back to them?
Also, Tiktok is controlled by a regime that conducts genocide. Do you really want to support that? https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/sep/25/revealed-how-tiktok-censors-videos-that-do-not-please-beijing
Load More Replies...Yeah most of these are just weird or mean texts, only the Polish neighbor one really felt threatening.
Load More Replies...Just don't reply if you can't be assed to put forth a monocum of effort.
This legit gave me a very clear visual lol oh god that's so sad
Load More Replies...He has to reminder her who he is and that they once were in high school together, but has her phone number?
Oh, good gumdrops. "Baby girl" AND "*giggles*". That's the text equivalent of dragging one's snatch through a sandbox.
*Giggles*?? This utterly cringy text ends with *Giggles*? I'm completely outside the situation and I feel harassed and invaded in my own home. This guys reeks of insanity.
"Name at least 10 game developers high schools, birth dates and their mothers' maiden names or you are just a pReTEnD gamer girl! Also, Sims and Animal Crossing are not rEaL games!!!!!!;;!! "
maybe that when you run at it with your arms pinned to your sides 🤷🏽♀️
Again, not threatening, just a dork move by William. I'm wondering, guys: has ANY of you EVER had success with such a daffy pick-up line?
What with the gynocracy and feminazis and Chads and Sharons all over the place?? Their perfectly ordinary techniques don't stand a chance
Load More Replies...The vast majority of these should be in an article about fake texts. There's a subreddit that's devoted to bad fake texts. In fact, I've seen quite a few of these on said subreddit.
Load More Replies...Boredpanda you should maybe include the entire text screenshot next time. If you haven’t seen this one, gray replies “then don’t waste my time”
Yes, pointless if you don't include the punchline
Load More Replies...I'd reply with "Alright, fine. *Gouges your eyeballs out of your skull*'
A better punch line would be "because you're putting me in mind of a brick house"
The answer the left one gave, that was cut off, is 'mind your own business'. Which makes even less sense then the building line.
Maybe he's the professor and he's reminding them that their Spaghetti is due really soon?
Load More Replies...I saw the full thing he says that he’s not really dead and asks for money to keep making music. He then follows it up with hee hee
Load More Replies...This might have been funny, although not threatening, if they managed to copy the full conversation. Blue person sent gray person to a comedy club "to tell their jokes there".
The rest of the text is like: It's a comedyclub. Go inside and tell your jokes there.
Wasn't this the one where he sent the buyer to wallmart to buy a cheap version of whatever it was they wanted? I think a lawnmower, but not sure
Load More Replies...BP is so weird about censorship. A post the other day had the word "sex" blacked out, and now this. I don't mind language - I love language. I hate inconsistency.
Borepanda sensors nude art but publishes this vulgar message that is not even funny...
What the hell? Hold on let me try that again, what the heeeeeeeeeeellllllllll?
i got literal shivers from this and now i think i've seen these types of things too many times
I'm going to make it my mission to work "the child must not be an obstacle" into conversation as much as possible going forward.
This was incredibly stupid. Half of them are missing part of the screenshot. Most made zero sense. Do better BP.
None of these were really all that threatening. I expected better form BP.
Except the one asking to BUY A CHILD they were stalking on FB.😐
Load More Replies...This felt like a bunch of random texts that BP didn’t have a title for so they called it “the most threatening texts”
You couldn't read the punchline of some of them. Needs to be re-edited
What's with all the stage directions? "I'd like to ask you out *blushes, makes a SpongeBob face* Are you free Friday?"
Its a roleplay thing. Some people are really into it but if you just like like that to anyone you assume is into rp its weird and akward and gross and doesnt depth corecctly and looks like a gross neckbeard mess. But yea. Also a means of expression.
Load More Replies...This was incredibly stupid. Half of them are missing part of the screenshot. Most made zero sense. Do better BP.
None of these were really all that threatening. I expected better form BP.
Except the one asking to BUY A CHILD they were stalking on FB.😐
Load More Replies...This felt like a bunch of random texts that BP didn’t have a title for so they called it “the most threatening texts”
You couldn't read the punchline of some of them. Needs to be re-edited
What's with all the stage directions? "I'd like to ask you out *blushes, makes a SpongeBob face* Are you free Friday?"
Its a roleplay thing. Some people are really into it but if you just like like that to anyone you assume is into rp its weird and akward and gross and doesnt depth corecctly and looks like a gross neckbeard mess. But yea. Also a means of expression.
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