30 Terrible Tinder Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Feel Embarrassed For The People Who Used Them (New Pics)

Swan 4 years ago

69 upvotes- dont have the mind to ruin it

3points

Tovah Roche 5 years ago

Where's the failure?

29points

Daria Z 5 years ago

I think it's a great pickup line. I'm a sucker for humor and puns so it'd work with me :)

28points

glowworm2 5 years ago

This one is cute.

23points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Saucy but clever.

15points

Coco 5 years ago

This is brilliant xDDD

15points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)

Bahaha, too funny.

9points

Cori 5 years ago

This is fantastic! 😂

6points

Knoxy 5 years ago

I'd be pretty happy if this is how a conversation started. Good sense of humour while mocking the usual Internet dating c**p... Brilliant

4points

Hans Felsh (TheRealMoleman) 5 years ago

Oh come on, that is a GREAT opening convo!

4points

#2

Screenshot of a terrible Tinder pick up line and a blunt reply, illustrating embarrassing Tinder messages.

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305points

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Troux 5 years ago

Perfect comeback!

111points

Toasty 5 years ago

The romance is strong with this one.

9points

Jaded Queen 5 years ago

Awwww. She is so good

8points

Luxsigan Vamadevan 5 years ago

Ouch

4points

teeshy hedding 5 years ago

I love that!

2points

Sanguinius 5 years ago

lolol

1point

Party Poison 5 years ago

Comeback Queen!!!

1point

Michelle C 5 years ago

LMAO

1point

Ruth Lollar 4 years ago

BURN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

Noelle Lisowski 4 years ago

Arr

0points

#3

Text message exchange showing a terrible Tinder pick up line and an embarrassing, humorous reply.

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298points

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James Floyd 5 years ago

This is the first one that made me laugh out loud. Deserves to be up higher

69points

Mary Patterson 5 years ago

I had to laugh out loud at that one also.

2points

Jessica 5 years ago

If you treat people like an object don't be surprised if they choose to be shoes that give you sores and break your ankles

5points

Everybody Say Love! 5 years ago

ooooo! I love that saying!

1point

postboredom 5 years ago

And poop. Dont forget poop

3points

Madison Lam 5 years ago

same bruh

2points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Upvote this. Reminds of the one about responses that people weren't expecting.

1point

Darwinist 5 years ago

I mean the post btw.

1point

Faith Nicole 5 years ago

🤣

0points

CincyReds 5 years ago

Gold!

0points

Trying so hard thinking 5 years ago

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According to Dan from The Modern Man, there are a few reasons why men might rely on bad pick up lines online.

“Some men naturally try to stand out from the crowd, knowing that a woman is likely getting 100s of messages per day.
Due to having so many women to contact, some men simply decide to roll the dice and test out different lines to see if something will work (i.e. get a response and an interested reaction).
If a woman has 50 pending messages that basically have, ‘Hey’ or, ‘Hi, how are you?’ as the text in each of them, but then there is a funny, interesting or cheesy pick up line in the list, she's more likely to click on that for a laugh. That could then lead to a conversation, which could lead to more,” he explained.

#4

Screenshot of a Tinder chat showing terrible Tinder pick up lines using emojis that seem awkward and embarrassing.

Final score:

246points

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Radek Suski 5 years ago

Why it's not a peanut?

70points

Miss Cris 5 years ago

He woudn't understand. Only her friends.

13points

Lillukka79 5 years ago

Or shrimp.🦐

4points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

generous threat?

2points

Darwinist 5 years ago

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Cori 5 years ago

This is perfect.

9points

AntiNutjob 5 years ago

Currently shifting uncomfortably in my chair

8points

S. 5 years ago

Your username is perfect for this post. :D

8points

TheDragonPSA 5 years ago

"Is that a tictac in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

4points

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

lmao

4points

Hans Felsh (TheRealMoleman) 5 years ago

😨

1point

Toasty 5 years ago

Haaa! My favorite one so far.

1point

This is fine 4 years ago

You go girl!

0points

Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago

I'm dyinggggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

Beli Keshini 5 years ago

:D

0points

#5

Chat conversation showing an embarrassing Tinder pick up line involving roleplay and a s**y fireball joke.

Final score:

246points

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Sergey Fraimovich 5 years ago

WTF is this s**t - druids don't cast fireballs!

136points

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

Let's not give up on the validity of this just yet. Could it be a Mage that identifies as a Druid? Forgive me, it's Monday and I'm really bored.

31points

Parmeisan 5 years ago

In 4e, half-elves get an encounter power from an extra class, so the wizard's Scorching Burst or the Sorcerer's Burning Spray are both fair game.

10points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

Fireball casting druid is just an abomination. I refuse to accept this.

10points

luxfux 5 years ago

Last time a was not the druid they were looking for I could cast balls of flames and throw them. Yeah, not exactly a fireball but close. With less damage.

2points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

No they are more likely to turn into something scary like a big black bear :D Then that would be the sexy big black bear!

1point

TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago

i think thats the point....?

1point

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

That was the "fantasy" part I guess.

1point

Kids Krueger 3 years ago

LOL🤣

0points

AntiNutjob 5 years ago

It was super-effective!

8points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Should be an erotica potion.

3points

kjorn 5 years ago

a Lvl 9 and already able to cast a fireball?

4points

Jaded Queen 5 years ago

My kinda gal. I will be friends with her

3points

Debster 5 years ago

Love this one

3points

Christel Nellemann 5 years ago

Love the gorl, not so much the lame guy - who asksfor roleplay and then backs down asthe ball was litterally thrown to him,

2points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

Sexy Fireball LOL

1point

#6

Screenshot of a Tinder conversation showing a terrible Tinder pick up line and a witty reply mocking it.

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245points

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Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

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95points

sierra rae 5 years ago

what did it say lol

19points

𝔓𝔲𝔯𝔭𝔩𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔢 5 years ago

hm

5points

Nitro Codes 3 years ago

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3points

Autumn 3 years ago

Hello. This might seem kind of weird but I realized that I haven’t seen you around in a while and noticed that this article was from a year ago. I’ve enjoyed our previous interactions and was wondering if you’re doing okay.

1point

semelina pitrone 5 years ago

oof.

1point

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago

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Beth 5 years ago

Nobody cares

2points

AntiNutjob 5 years ago

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Dan believes that guys really do need to try to stand out from the crowd in order to get responses, otherwise, their messages will get lost in the noise. Sending out a quick ‘hey’ really isn’t enough in 2020, in most online situations, unlike in real life.

“However, if a guy were to say, ‘Hey’ or, ‘Hi’ to a woman in person, it would work so much better because it's him and her, rather than him vs. 1,000s of guys trying to get her attention at once on an online dating site or app.”

However, that doesn’t mean that people have to use cheesy pick up lines on dating sites. They need to try to seem unique and interesting without using lines as crutches.

#7

Text message exchange showing a terrible Tinder pick up line and a witty humorous response in a dating app chat.

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243points

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Lyra Fortune 5 years ago

Perfect response!

85points

S. 5 years ago

Unapollo-getic and fierce, I love it.

8points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

LOL! That was an epic comeback!

4points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

You need some medical help, that was a 3rd degree buuuuuuuuuurn

3points

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

burn

3points

semelina pitrone 5 years ago

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1point

Kanrry Kang 5 years ago

Nasa has photos of Uranus.

1point

Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago

*wheezing*

0points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

Hehe ouch!

0points

Jace 5 years ago

What kind of weirdo starts a conversation like that?

0points

#8

Tinder chat showing awkward pick up lines about ethnicity met with a clever hybrid car joke response.

Final score:

241points

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Jaded Queen 5 years ago

Yes I am a hybrid .of werewolf and vampire . Tremble before me.

76points

The Hufflepuff Bookworm 5 years ago

SAME! I thought I was the only one

4points

Alyza 2 years ago

i suppose you could call yourself a wearpire...

0points

Autumn 3 years ago

Ha, you peasant! I am an Angel AND a Demon!!! COWER IN MY PRESENCE!

0points

Marek Yanchurak 5 years ago

Werewolf? There wolf. And there castle.

0points

deanna woods 5 years ago

I think it is stupid when someone asks someone else's ethnicity and phrase it like "Are you a whatever ethnicity they are asking about." If you are going to be stupid enough to ask someone's ethnicity at least don't ask them if they are an a.

8points

Magpie 5 years ago

Brilliant response.

4points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

God, this one is so cringe-worthy.

2points

Isabella R.W. 5 years ago

I think it's funny 😄

0points

Minty-Chan 5 years ago

Laughs in ferrari

1point

thepinkrobot 5 years ago

UGH. Guys... fetishization is NOT okay

1point

Jace 5 years ago

Who talks about people that way?

1point

Eglė Bukauskaitė 5 years ago

beautiful comeback 😂

1point

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

Wow you got a reply from a Stunticon

0points

Darwinist 5 years ago

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bryguy 5 years ago

It's supposed to be a play on the "hybrid" part, not the "Chinese" part

12points

#9

Screenshot of a Tinder conversation showing a terrible Tinder pick up line about survival and a humorous reply using Linda's body parts.

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237points

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S. 5 years ago

Guys.... I'm lost reading this. Could anyone Linda hand?

144points

Ladiesman217 5 years ago

Well played

22points

Tracey Tait 5 years ago

Well, we know Linda can't. Hahaha, I crack myself up.

18points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

LOL!!!!!

7points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

*groans*

3points

Leslie Tollefson 5 years ago

Yeah, you can show yourself out please. 😜

2points

CrispyPlop 4 years ago

Alright, that's enough. I already have a Dad, thanks.

1point

TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago

stop

1point

Marek Yanchurak 5 years ago

Get out!

1point

Swan 4 years ago

OML-

0points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

See, this is how it should be. No waste. Instead of just eating Linda, use every part to survive and thrive. I find this to be very respectful of Linda and her sacrifice. I also appreciate the helpful hints. Now to go call my friend Linda

24points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

Although the elk antler head dress seems like it would be a little heavy

8points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

That's suspiciously well thought out....Has anyone seen Linda lately?

10points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

I heard rumors that there were serial killers on tinder but I never believed it until now

10points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Didn't kill her... she just *ahem* didn't make it. And the potential evidence... dispersed. Nothing to see.

5points

PhantomBuni 5 years ago

#Whereislinda

9points

Stille20 5 years ago

I don't know, I think if you both have the same sick sense of humor this is a great conversation

6points

Zoe 5 years ago

This person is one of 2 types of people.... 1. Either he is a sociopathic or a psychopath. 2. A very well experienced, trained and professional survivor expert with a wild imagination.

4points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

Umm...don’t go out with this dude

3points

Marek Yanchurak 5 years ago

Male, hetero, would totally go out with this dude.

3points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

i am .................

3points

Gin 5 years ago

It's a little too well thought out... 😳

3points

“He and the woman could have been a perfect match, gotten into a relationship, and stayed together for life. Yet, all of that won't ever have the chance to happen if he can't get her attention,” Dan pointed out that getting noticed is half the battle.

“So, anything that gets attention and a response is a good start with online dating and from there, it can be a more normal conversation with flirting added in to create a spark that leads to something more.”

It’s one thing to be deliberately cheesy (“Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?”) to break the ice. It’s another thing entirely to be sleazy. The first one might get you some awkward laughs while the second one will most likely end up with you looking like a complete fool and get your messages screenshotted and plastered online.

#10

Tinder conversation showing a funny and embarrassing terrible pick up line that surprised the match.

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236points

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Diddlybop 5 years ago

🤯🤯🤯 that is good. Yay! I'm the first person to comment!!!! I know it's stupid but I love being the first one.

92points

Tracey Tait 5 years ago

that's what she said, bodda bum bump. Sorry, I have no impulse control.

11points

Miles Remmel 5 years ago

Congratsulations!

10points

Cori 5 years ago

Haha! Me too!

5points

S. 5 years ago

Woo-hoo!! 🎉🎉

5points

mochi-cat 2 years ago

omg same

2points

ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

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Vic 5 years ago

Well played 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

9points

glowworm2 5 years ago

This one's actually great!

6points

David Martin 5 years ago

You've just been Jedi mind tricked into a one night stand

5points

kaci 5 years ago

i hope they get married and tell their children about this

3points

JellyBean 5 years ago

wow (claps

3points

Squee 5 years ago

This is great, why is it so low?

2points

Sanguinius 5 years ago

woooo

2points

semelina pitrone 5 years ago

WOW. that would work on me.

1point

LooneyLovegood 3 years ago

Yep both are keepers- 10/10

0points

#11

Text message screenshot showing a terrible Tinder pick up line and an embarrassed reply about it.

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226points

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Trying so hard thinking 5 years ago

Wtf?

87points

Darwinist 5 years ago

That means this guy is a zombie.

10points

S. 5 years ago

Call me a lamb, because I've just been silenced.

24points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

That’s a pretty pathetic “pick up line”, if you can even call it that.

11points

Tovah Roche 5 years ago

How long do you think he's been on a dry spell?

9points

Chris Jones 5 years ago

Always.

6points

Lyra Fortune 5 years ago

Tahhs disgusting and disrespectful

7points

Christel Nellemann 5 years ago

Truly disgusting ,very rapey line. That was just ment to intimidate

6points

glowworm2 5 years ago

This one is awful.

6points

Mollie Mills 5 years ago

Eww! Actually made me cringe

4points

PhantomBuni 5 years ago

Is he a pacemaker? So confused

4points

Candace Fitzpatrick 5 years ago

I think he’s alluding to a different organ of his.... 😒

2points

Raine Soo 5 years ago (edited)

UGH.

3points

#12

Tinder pick up line text conversation where one person tries a cheesy opening and the other responds sarcastically.

Final score:

214points

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Cori 5 years ago

This one genuinely made me smile.

68points

Madison Feehan 5 years ago

How dare you?!

7points

Isabella R.W. 5 years ago

yay. I'm not the only one who immediately thinks of her

2points

glowworm2 5 years ago

This one is cute and unoffensive.

6points

postboredom 5 years ago

How is this terrible?? its awesome

4points

semelina pitrone 5 years ago

took me a second to figure wtf he meant. i feel dumb.

1point

Max L. 5 years ago

Compared to a couple of earlier loosers above, this guy is charming

1point

Marek Yanchurak 5 years ago

And then if you could move your desk down in to the sub basement, yeah, that would be great. Oh, is that a stapler?

1point

According to Lifehack, a large part of online dating has to do with using common sense. If you wouldn’t use an awful pick up line in real life, why use it online? (And if you would, well, it’s time to take some time off and do some thinking.)

Before you start sending random pick up lines left and right, actually take the time to read your potential partners’ profiles. Instead of trying to get their attention by being as sleazy and cheesy as you can, try to build an actual connection.

Give them a non-sexual compliment. Ask them about their hobbies. If you have any common interests, talk about those! Everyone likes to put their best foot forward and present a better version of themselves, but there’s something to be said for being genuine.

#13

Tinder conversation showing a terrible pick up line about a trophy fish and a humorous rejection.

Final score:

207points

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Vic 5 years ago

That response.. fish fu.. hahaha...

100points

Darwinist 5 years ago

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S. 5 years ago

Unsofishticated pick up line, think we should scale back.

14points

Mme de Poppadom 5 years ago

I'm sure it was just a fluke the schooling ended there. But maybe such crappie players should just clam up!

8points

Eng Ching Shen 5 years ago

You can’t eat a trophy

1point

ChickyChicky 5 years ago

Oh I snorted!

1point

Katherine Boag 5 years ago

Hey Troy.

1point

Nina Anthonijsz 5 years ago

😂

1point

Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago

Oh my gods that is so WEIRD

0points

#14

Tinder conversation showing a funny and embarrassing pick up line involving a pun about the name Jordan and country names.

Final score:

204points

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Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

I like this one

14points

BIG FOOT 5 years ago

Jordan is a country??

6points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Can’t particularly blame you for not knowing, it doesn’t get a lot of press. It’s east of Israel, across the Jordan River.

9points

Travelling Panda 5 years ago

No puns at 3:47 in the morning.

3points

Beli Keshini 5 years ago

Good for Jordan that he finally got it

2points

semelina pitrone 5 years ago

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#15

Screenshot of a Tinder conversation showing embarrassing terrible Tinder pick up lines between matches.

Final score:

196points

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Lyra Fortune 5 years ago

More poeple need to learn to do this

108points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Yes, they do

10points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Going by a lot of these “pick up lines” that would be too much to ask.

6points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Yeah, let's fly in the face of internet tradition and treat someone as human? That'll never take off.

1point

Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago

Yes, that is exactly what you should do

0points

semelina pitrone 5 years ago

i thank whoever blue bubble is.

0points

Isabella R.W. 5 years ago

Lovers should always respect each other, if you love someone you should respect her/him

0points

fenderfan85 5 years ago

Aka pay for dinner lol

0points

Lula Gage 5 years ago

Your profile pic.... I actually spent a good thirty seconds trying to get a hair off my screen! 🤣

1point

Suzanne Dunne 5 years ago

Yea, if only, what the hell is wrong with guys? do they not think, at all?

0points

Online dating can be both a blessing and a curse. It depends on whom you ask. While some people find the love of their life with their first match, other people feel that Tinder and the culture of online dating can be toxic for your self-esteem and bad for your mental health.

The BBC writes that some people have experienced anxiety, body-confidence issues, and have had their expectations dashed after getting on online dating. So if you’re feeling particularly blue about yourself lately, it might be time to take a small break from dating apps and all of the bad pick up lines that come with them.

#16

Tinder conversation showing a cringe-worthy and embarrassing pick up line attempt with a humorous rejection response.

Final score:

192points

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ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

good sports

78points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Very respectful in a way.

18points

deanna woods 5 years ago

This is clever way to turn someone down and a very respectful way to accept being turned down.

10points

glowworm2 5 years ago

That is a clever way to turn someone down.

9points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

All done right here. Him being straight forward about his intentions, both being good sports. They should actually meet.

7points

Destiney Torres 5 years ago

Thx this is a keeper.

5points

eimipet 5 years ago

I’ve heard ‘ABCDEFGHIJKLMPQRSTUVWXYZ fill in the blank’ but I like this one too!

4points

The Respectful Bee Of Gray Desert. 5 years ago

I don't get it.

2points

eimipet 5 years ago

The next two letters are N and O. Spells NO.

3points

Anamaria Mazer de Toledo 5 years ago

Bravo !

1point

U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍ 3 years ago

I don’t get it…

0points

RunYouCleverBoyAndRemember 5 years ago

No. No, I can't help you.

0points

#17

Text message exchange showing a terrible Tinder pick up line and a witty rejection response.

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190points

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Lyra Fortune 5 years ago

Yes girl!

85points

BG 5 years ago

I'm also 6'2" and 44 years old. I don't exactly know what the job is, but I'd just like to throw my hat into the ring.

8points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

i am ten and i am already six feet

5points

Hafida 5 years ago

This one is so me

2points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

CLAP BACK!!!!!!

2points

semelina pitrone 5 years ago

sound like a min yoongi burn.

1point

Mochi 3 years ago

💜

0points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

oooh shot down in flames. Hehe

1point

#18

Tinder conversation showing a terrible pick up line involving naming daughters Kate and DupliKate.

Final score:

184points

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Seabeast 5 years ago

If they are boys they can be Pete and Repete.

40points

Patrick DeLucia 3 years ago

💀

0points

N G 5 years ago

For triplets you could have a copykate

7points

Vic 5 years ago

That's a Dad joke!

6points

Izzy Bes 5 years ago

Gold 😂

6points

MERCI LANGSTON 5 years ago

This is actually cheesy and cute.

4points

Michelle C 5 years ago

Boooooooo!!!

4points

Darwinist 5 years ago

That's a dad joke for sure.

4points

S. 5 years ago

Imitation is the best form of flattery! ;)

3points

ChickyChicky 5 years ago

OMG my dad has joined tinder!!!

2points

Nupraptor 5 years ago

And then he'll have twin boys named Paul and Multi Paul.

2points

#19

Text message exchange showing a terrible Tinder pick up line and an equally harsh reply, highlighting embarrassing conversations.

Final score:

183points

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Lyra Fortune 5 years ago

How is it, in this modern day and age, that people still think itxs acceptable to talk to a woman- or anyone- like that?

116points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Because they have an example in the national leadership.

22points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

It just let's guys get in touch with their inner sex offender

8points

BG 5 years ago

Because Tinder is not really a dating site, but a hookup site.

6points

Party Poison 5 years ago

right?!?!

4points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

they think they are being funny. No one growing up has slapped them or told them: bro your humour stinks.

3points

thepinkrobot 5 years ago

these are fuckboys, they have no brains

3points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

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Justin Seagull 5 years ago (edited)

You don't need to be sexual to be funny. At least don't straight up start a conversation with a sexual joke.

4points

Mochi 3 years ago

I wouldn't let a guy talk to me like this unless I'd decided I'm keeping him. And only once I tell him he can, even though I do enjoy it.

0points

semelina pitrone 5 years ago

poor mom.

0points

#20

Text message conversation showing awkward Tinder pick up lines and attempts to carry the conversation with humor and pain complaints.

Final score:

177points

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Vic 5 years ago

Oof..

56points

BG 5 years ago

"What's up?" and "Fun"...no doubt a sparkling conversationalist.

6points

Nathan Girard 5 years ago

Nobody was carrying that conversation until the one mentioned their back

4points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

This one made me laugh

2points

MRS FLASHMAN 5 years ago

LOL

2points

S. 5 years ago

Have you heard back from them afterwards?

2points

Max L. 5 years ago

He passed over. Too smart for him

0points

Cathelijne van Weelden 5 years ago

Sounds like Morty 😂

0points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Lol.

0points

#21

Text conversation showing a terrible Tinder pick up line involving an awkward nickname response.

Final score:

173points

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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

I never understood the whole “Daddy” sexy talk, I actually find it pretty creepy.

197points

TheReader19 5 years ago

Thank goodness, I thought it was just me

41points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

Thank you. I find it very off-putting. It is just not sexy for me. Even thinking about it makes me want to throw up a little.

26points

Yvonne Blau 5 years ago

Very! Also, being called "sexy mama". No.

21points

JP Doyle 5 years ago

It gets worse when they keep asking "Who's yer Daddy?" My gods, we just hooked up! Is dementia setting in already?

13points

Beeps 5 years ago

Ok, so it’s you, TheReader19, Bender Bending Rodriguez, and me. Anyone else?

12points

Monika Rhodes 5 years ago

Yep. My husband is forbidden to say anything like that! My dad is my dad and I find it disrespectful and creepy.

9points

Jaded Queen 5 years ago

Well it arises from perversion. And from sugar daddy . Rich man who f****d young girls who liked taken care off. They r too old to call 'my men' ,so there u have it. It's load of c**p. If u actually enjoy it saying, i would say u didn't had a father or just destitute or deviant enough to cross the line.

7points

TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago

im a male and it's EXTREMELY disgusting, weird, and disturbing to hear someone say it at anyone. BESIDES their father ofc

6points

Arenite 5 years ago

Because these idiot guys need to feel in charge.

5points

Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago

Oh my gods ikr

4points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

Same!

4points

Potato the potato 4 years ago

same...

3points

Angela-Jayne Linford 4 years ago

I'm 4mths late to this but, you can definitely add me to the list. The whole 'sexy daddy' thing is just wrong in so many ways 🤢🤮

3points

Christian Claydon 5 years ago

IKR

3points

Kate Johnson 3 years ago

Every once in a while I'll call my Dad "Daddy", and it's usually when I'm hurting a lot, or am just going through something rough. That's part of why I don't like the whole "daddy" thing.

2points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

Guys with a little girl fetish?

2points

gecko 5 years ago

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1point

U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍ 3 years ago

Same

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

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S. 5 years ago

Every time a girl calls her boyfriend ‘Daddy’, Sigmund Freud's soul grows stronger.

22points

NMN 5 years ago

Lol

3points

Sami 5 years ago

Haha!

13points

AntiNutjob 5 years ago

Date chance 0% Dad joke 100%

12points

Lu 5 years ago

Self sabotage at its finest

2points

Crissy Brandt 5 years ago

Barf!

2points

Stormapotamus 5 years ago

bahaha

2points

TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago

no....just.....no

1point

Peet 5 years ago

Whahaha

1point

Isabella R.W. 5 years ago

He's creepy

1point

Pamela24 5 years ago

Nah, I laughed.

2points

#22

Tinder conversation showing terrible pick up lines and a witty reply about texting habits on a dating app.

Final score:

170points

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No you didn't 5 years ago

Idk

80points

yes. 5 years ago

livin up to ur username i see

14points

Vic 5 years ago

Ikr?

5points

Swan 4 years ago

ikr smh

3points

Azziza 5 years ago

YES! I could never date someone who can't speak in whole words.

5points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Y nt?

5points

GirlandProudofit 5 years ago

Well for me I'm horrible at getting the right keys so if I dont take my time it ends up with really bad typos. Plus, I'm not the only one in my friend group that uses it, so it's accepted.

2points

Aldhissla VargTimmen 5 years ago

Can someone explain to me what "wyd tn" means? I have no clue...

2points

The Respectful Bee Of Gray Desert. 5 years ago

What you doing tonight.

4points

Sill Marien 5 years ago

my hero

1point

Robin Childers 5 years ago

My thoughts exactly.

0points

Berit-Bärbel Rebane 5 years ago

What does this even mean?

0points

Micah Pettit 5 years ago

Be fair, he did type two full words. Sure, one of them was only two letters long...

0points

#23

Text message exchange showing a terrible Tinder pick up line followed by a humorous and sarcastic reply.

Final score:

156points

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S. 5 years ago

Time to cut it out, brother!

53points

5 years ago

Lol and she even added the '😘'

12points

Suzanne Dunne 5 years ago

Brilliant ha ha

5points

#24

Tinder conversation showing a cringe-worthy geology-themed pick up line that confuses the recipient.

Final score:

147points

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Troux 5 years ago

Uhh algebra?

111points

The Hufflepuff Bookworm 5 years ago

Geometry has missing angles that u need to find so I guess it does work but I agree. Algebra would be a better response.

14points

E Menendez 5 years ago

Thank goodness it didn't work out and therefore won't breed.

5points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

algebra if its an equation or biology if they are talking about chromosomes?

2points

Marek Yanchurak 5 years ago

Even if he said algebra, that would still have been awful

2points

S. 5 years ago

Why did I think of Biology. (XX/XY chromosomes)

20points

lillian barber 5 years ago

Me too

6points

Tai Dallen 5 years ago

I'm embarrassed for both of them...

9points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

they deserve each other

3points

Michelle C 5 years ago

or Genetics?

3points

Momma Dubb 5 years ago

Oh my God the stupidity hurts my eyes! It's genealogy 😭

2points

Madison Feehan 5 years ago

I thought Genetics for sure...

2points

Sam Cook 5 years ago

He was on a rocky road before he even sent a message.

1point

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

Are you into geology? Cuz i think you ROCK!

1point

Tweelia Tweelia 5 years ago

Genealogy

1point

#25

Screenshot of a terrible Tinder pick up line about world domination and having strong children in a chat conversation.

Final score:

145points

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Clandestine 5 years ago

This one is funny! May not work, I like the guy's sense of humor.

85points

blugeagua 5 years ago

Not really. Basically he said that she was only good for having a "good body" and having children. Just no.

8points

Jaded Queen 5 years ago

Why coz give strong children is every women's dream?

8points

Party Poison 5 years ago

let's hope it was a joke...

4points

Anne 5 years ago

Not a nightmare tbh, I find this very funny

10points

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

Started off well with the world domination angle, but fell flat in the explanation. Was really looking forward to a Pinky and The Brain plot.

5points

Christel Nellemann 5 years ago

Well , maybe some girls are into becoming breeding cows for someones seed...i asume this stud would try to collect a herd of cows

3points

Kimberly gibbler 5 years ago

I would smite him

1point

Phoenix 5 years ago

For my world domination plan I just take down the American government and watch the fires burn all over the world while I sit with a cup of tea in my underground city inside the Hymalaas(I’m tired and don’t wanna spell) (also did some research, if America completely fell there would be chaos for a little bit before other countries start to make their move, and on that period I would make my move)

1point

Eng Ching Shen 5 years ago

Nice proposal

1point

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

Marry me right tf now!

1point

Lula Gage 5 years ago

Who is this? Dwight Shrute?

0points

Minty-Chan 5 years ago

Me: *rips clothes off revealing wedding dress* DIE SCUM!

0points

#26

Text message exchange showing a terrible Tinder pick up line and a harsh rejection, highlighting embarrassing Tinder lines.

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145points

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Baali Venomax 5 years ago

LOL

15points

NanZ 5 years ago

Hahaha

1point

#27

Tinder conversation showing a cringe-worthy pickup line about giraffes followed by an awkward factual reply.

Final score:

144points

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Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

since he mentions giraffes, maybe he's into it?

61points

Cori 5 years ago

And male goats pee on their own faces because apparently female goats find that sexy.

10points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

wait serious? wow ............ never knew that

2points

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

Also, male-make neck rubbing frequently leads to both males ignoring the female and engaging in multiple rounds of butt sex with each other. Giraffes are gay like that.

9points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

... wow another thing to add in my notes of 'weird stuff'

2points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

Careful, he might be into it.

5points

Ms.GB 5 years ago

Omg lol! I saw that at a zoo once....that's why they were doing that!

2points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

Um EWWWW!

1point

TheDragonPSA 5 years ago

Frank Zappa once sang "I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower"

1point

Marek Yanchurak 5 years ago

That's hot. ...Urine is usually body temperature, so...

-2points

#28

Screenshot of a Tinder conversation showing a terrible Tinder pick up line that causes embarrassment.

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128points

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Nicky OldfieldDesciple 5 years ago

Yes, you really are an a*s aren't you.

83points

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

well, he did, like, directly state that. At least he's honest, I guess. Or something.

7points

sunflower_013 5 years ago

i hate how guys think they can talk to women like that

6points

DarkenedSoul36 2 years ago

Should of called it cannibalism

0points

SemelinaPitrone 2 years ago

You are what you eat 🤷‍♀️

0points

Anjali Cooper 3 years ago

Go eat yourelf.

0points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

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Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Yes, we do. However, in this instance, it’s clearly intended to refer to the body part.

5points

#29

Screenshot of a terrible Tinder pick up line exchange with a funny and embarrassing response.

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127points

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Emma Goldstein 5 years ago

It's a line from Dwight from the Office, people. It's actually hilarious.

89points

juice 5 years ago

wait really? i thought it was a reference to the "i'm Jared i'm nineteen" vine

7points

BAN CAPITAL LETTERS 4 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJzMUqXrQrE (around 0:21 ~ 0:22)

0points

Jaded Queen 5 years ago

No it isn't.

-1point

Simon Englundh 5 years ago

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

11points

rocksage11 5 years ago

i would definitely take a chance on this guy, thats an office reference

4points

b l a n c 5 years ago

most people need to be more cultured and understand the reference because i would 100% take a chance on this guy

4points

Minty-Chan 5 years ago

"Alpha male?" really bro?

3points

Seabeast 5 years ago

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#30

Tinder chat showing cheesy pick up lines with cheese and truck emojis, part of terrible Tinder pick up lines collection.

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123points

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mochi-cat 2 years ago

this is genius 🤣

1point

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

Monica passes the vibe check

0points

#31

Title

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S. 5 years ago

Delightful response!

14points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

ah, I believe you meant enlightening response ;)

1point

#32

Terrible-Tinder-Pickup-Lines

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41points

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S. 5 years ago

I lost my wheel to live reading this.

21points

Mme de Poppadom 5 years ago

I really feel for that poor guy who got it in the caboose!

7points

Daria Z 5 years ago

I actually like this!

3points

TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago

i would probably do the exact same thing if i was the fireman. then go to hell or heaven (idk which one you would go to in this case) then say "dam.....shouldn't have eaten all those beans"

1point

#33

Terrible-Tinder-Pickup-Lines

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41points

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Debster 5 years ago

At least he's being truthful :D

19points

Kate Johnson 3 years ago

How do YOU know?!

1point

Minty-Chan 5 years ago

*claps and gives most honest award to this dude*

2points

Madison Lam 5 years ago

like the humor tho ;D

2points

Stormapotamus 5 years ago

baaahahahahaha

0points

Destiney Torres 5 years ago

But my name destiney but with a e at the end

0points

#34

Terrible-Tinder-Pickup-Lines

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41points

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S. 5 years ago

A trash panda on BoredPanda.

6points

Squee 5 years ago

D-does R. Koon not get it? I thinks it's actually pretty funny

1point

Squee 5 years ago

*think

0points

#35

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Naima Ivansdóttir 5 years ago

classy AND classic.

22points

S. 5 years ago

Disgusting and lazy. :/ Reminds me of the time when a dude tries to court 39 girls at the same time by putting them all in the same group chat.

6points

TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago

thats......not right

2points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

Actually, some of my FWBs are in a group chat... not 39 though.

2points

S. 5 years ago

He pretty much thought that by adding all the ladies in the group chat, his messages would go to each of them individually, lol.

0points

troufaki13 5 years ago

So sad...

0points

#36

Title

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39points

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Lyra Fortune 5 years ago

Oh... my... god 😉

25points

DKS 001 5 years ago

gotta love christians who are a******s, but insist you act like a christian ... or something ... (rolls eyes)

11points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago (edited)

Ducking hypocrites

7points

TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago

this is disturbing...... and "dont say the lords name in vain" makes it worse

1point

Michelle C 5 years ago

LMFAO!

1point

Thomas Walker 3 years ago

i have just lost the will to live

0points

Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago

That is the most disturbing thing I've ever read

0points

Anne Bidstrup 5 years ago

I'm speechless!

0points

#37

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37points

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Jaded Queen 5 years ago

Only one that made me laugh out loud till now. Nice

4points

#38

Terrible-Tinder-Pickup-Lines

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37points

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S. 5 years ago

Me.

19points

Party Poison 5 years ago

lol samee

2points

glowworm2 5 years ago

Aw! The dog is getting attention! This one's a keeper!

1point

sapphire 4 years ago

oof

0points

#39

Title

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36points

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Vic 5 years ago

So much build up..😁

14points

Monika Rhodes 5 years ago

For nothing.

2points

bryguy 5 years ago

Hard to get through all the misspelled words to get to the joke

3points

juice 5 years ago

also he didn't even come up with it, and the original was better 914ce4c9d8...7d28a1.jpg

5points

Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago

That's kinda cute

1point

JessG 5 years ago

Lame

1point

Sinkvenice 5 years ago

It's aisle, not isle.

1point

Parmeisan 5 years ago

Also not "asile"... two inventive ways to mis-spell one word

0points

Madison Lam 5 years ago

wow thats long

0points

#40

Terrible-Tinder-Pickup-Lines

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36points

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Naima Ivansdóttir 5 years ago

the best one :D

15points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Oh my gosh... This one... I am... Oh my gosh...

2points

Party Poison 5 years ago

at least he's honest?

2points

Joanna 4 years ago

Relatable.

0points

#41

Terrible-Tinder-Pickup-Lines

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36points

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Nicky OldfieldDesciple 5 years ago

It's nice to see that ancient pick up line being brought up to date and Asthma being replaced by the corona virus.

16points

Mary Guerinot 5 years ago

Really? What do the rearranged letters in asthma get you?

0points

Beli Keshini 5 years ago

...and if you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN you get them VERY ANGRY.

2points

#42

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35points

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yes. 5 years ago

ow...

7points

TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago

buuuuuuurn

0points

#43

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35points

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Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago

*cackling*

4points

charlotte the great 5 years ago

I will not have your babies. You will pay my bills, however, because you are a creepy person who asks if someone will have you babies on the *FIRST CONVERSATION*.

0points

#44

Terrible-Tinder-Pickup-Lines

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35points

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S. 5 years ago

You've been found guilty of mans-laughter!

8points

bryguy 5 years ago

Too complicated... can't use my brain. Gimme easier sentence.

3points

Whatshername 5 years ago

Oof... these 2 really aren't on the same level

0points

Party Poison 5 years ago

bo, i loved that pun

0points

Party Poison 5 years ago

*bro

0points

Squee 5 years ago

It was hilarious, the recipient just didn't understand

0points

#45

Title

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34points

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Emma Goldstein 5 years ago

Why isn't this higher?

9points

#46

Terrible-Tinder-Pickup-Lines

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34points

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Squee 5 years ago

This one is funnier than I thought it would be, lol

11points

Minha Khan 5 years ago

I sadly dont get the knock knock part pls explain

1point

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago (edited)

It's a style of joke with a set form. Person A starts the joke with "knock knock"" (like they are at a door) and person B says "who's there?". Person A a replies with a setup for the joke (usually a pun), and person B repeats the setup and adds "who?". Person A delivers punchline. So for this joke it would go A) knock knock B) who's there? A) F**k! B) F**k who? A) F**k me.

6points

Beli Keshini 5 years ago

Yes, they are a good match

0points

5 years ago

poor girl

0points

#47

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charlotte the great 5 years ago

No, this is patrick.

2points

#48

Title

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33points

no

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#49

Terrible-Tinder-Pickup-Lines

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33points

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Flare 5 years ago

Now this is a man I want: one who won't forget you!

13points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Honestly impressed

3points

Dan Buczynski 5 years ago

Wow.

1point

Anne 5 years ago

Nice!

1point

#50

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#51

Title

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S. 5 years ago

˙˙˙ǝᴉpɹo˥ 'ɥO

25points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

What is this sorcery?

10points

#52

Title

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31points

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Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

XDDDD

4points

charlotte the great 5 years ago

D:

0points

#53

Title

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31points

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Orillion 5 years ago

Do people seriously expect this to work?

9points

#54

Title

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30points

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Seabeast 5 years ago

Are you sure it's not centimetres? Try using the imperial side of the measuring tape instead of the metric side.

7points

#55

Terrible-Tinder-Pickup-Lines

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30points

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Emma Goldstein 5 years ago

Hey the man tried and said she'd be his queen, at least it wasn't sexual and disgusting like most of these. Calm down there sister.

38points

U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍ 3 years ago

I would love that. That was funny and clever

0points

𝑪𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊 3 years ago

Ka-Chow!

0points

Cathelijne Van 3 years ago

Oooo I seriously read this as a 2 girl exchange 😅

0points

#56

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Jaded Queen 5 years ago

Aren't u glad when u. Don't waste time

9points

charlotte the great 5 years ago

D:

0points

#57

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29points

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#58

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28points

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Jaded Queen 5 years ago

Quite high m'lady. Right into the loony moon

11points

TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago

this comment needs to be upvoted more...hilarious

1point

Madison Lam 5 years ago

i-

4points

eimipet 5 years ago

My thoughts exactly.

1point

charlotte the great 5 years ago

this is so many levels of D:

0points

Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago

I'm dead holy c**p

0points

#59

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Parmeisan 5 years ago

Oof. He's even (unintentionally?) implying that he would need to be drunk to engage sexually with her.

5points

Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago

He tried lmao

-1point

Sarah Lishman 5 years ago

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#60

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26points

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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' (lose yourself-Eminem)

8points

Malakai 5 years ago

I hate that I laughed at this 😂

1point

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

I read loud, I read silent and I still don't get the it. Sounds disgusting anyway.

0points

Cathelijne van Weelden 5 years ago

The last few lines are from an Eminem song 😉

0points

AntiNutjob 5 years ago

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me maybe.

0points

#61

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26points

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Ceredwyn Ealanta 5 years ago

Well, it's the most accurate one.

17points

TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago

indeed

0points

charlotte the great 5 years ago

This person is aware of the theme of the post...

1point

Seabeast 5 years ago

Deep. At least he can spell.

1point

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Me to

1point

#62

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DKS 001 5 years ago

... ambitious ...

8points

eimipet 5 years ago

....uh, no.

1point

#63

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25points

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5 years ago

Hehehe ooooof rejected so funnily

7points

#64

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25points

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Emma Goldstein 5 years ago

I'm hoping this one was posted to make fun of the jokee for not getting it.

21points

Sinkvenice 5 years ago

Oh my goodness, that's the joke thicko! How To Embarrass Yourself 101.

2points

Amy Begun Saab 5 years ago

He did spell it correctly. It was a joke. Watches around his waist. A pun on a "waste of time"

1point

#65

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Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago

I'm dying ...there it is...

2points

Hannah Alexandra 5 years ago

There it is!!! Love it.

0points

#66

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White Wolf 5 years ago

The f**k....?!

8points

Malakai 5 years ago

He's asking how she prefers to shave downstairs

0points

#67

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Lyra Fortune 5 years ago

You're right, it is kind of wierd.

16points

Anne 5 years ago

but this is Tinder.. that's what the app is for isn't it?

1point

Dan Buczynski 5 years ago

hahahahahaha holy christ i love that he thought "ok just go back to what was working and everything eill be ok"

2points

SweetCee 5 years ago

If you have to SAY "I'm not a creep or a pervert," youuu are likely a creep AND a pervert

2points

charlotte the great 5 years ago

QWERTYUGDTJBDVT,XGWFRQC6TAKUYDYMDSBOIXDHDYBIUSBKZUXYYZNBYDIUSKJS

0points

Ava Raine 5 years ago

they tried to save it lmao

0points

#68

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ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

that escalated quickly...

17points

#69

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Squee 5 years ago

Oh no, awkward!

4points

Adam Rindegård 5 years ago

im dying too

0points

#70

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Anne Bidstrup 5 years ago

Well that escalated quickly!

11points

Mme de Poppadom 5 years ago

Yeah, it sounds like she reached her boiling point after her 500th lame-excuse FWB message.

0points

Toasty 5 years ago

Incorrect: I have had multiple women end it because I worked too much. I work evening, and weekends, and all holidays. 60-70 hours a week. That is why being a chef sucks, that and crappy pay.

3points

S. 5 years ago

This one felt like a little harsh in my opinion, the grey text seemed polite and honest. Relationships aren't for everyone, but only few can admit it in the first place.

2points

Parmeisan 5 years ago

Actually, they didn't say it was a time issue. Being ridiculously busy at work can drain all of one's emotional energy too, and that would be a sufficient reason to not want a relationship.

1point

Jaded Queen 5 years ago

If u were really cold and disconnected, u would hit the sack ,if u wanted too and wouldn't care what the guys reason we're. U would only care if he was clean. U r just hurt and pain masquerading as apathy. Do better. Embrace the cosmic void, like me. No darkness ,ño light.

0points

Tzuls 5 years ago

Oooof 😓

0points

#71

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Emma Goldstein 5 years ago

Boooooooo.

0points

#72

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troufaki13 5 years ago

Why do people think that these lines would actually work?

19points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

Because women seem to actually reply to them.

2points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

This one is better than some of the others

2points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

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#73

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S. 5 years ago

What Butterfly effect type of nonsense is this.

7points

Jaded Queen 5 years ago

I have to say I liked the think about the children part. What can I say people never do think about the little innocents ,spawns from hell

0points

#74

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S. 5 years ago

Minus the flirting part, this is how I feel at school 25/8, wow.

12points

#75

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Party Poison 5 years ago

the best reaction

5points

#76

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#77

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Party Poison 5 years ago

12/10 best response

4points

#78

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Lyra Fortune 5 years ago

Hola amigo, ready to loose your tinder for the rest of your life?

20points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

That’s pretty f****d up.

3points

Nicky OldfieldDesciple 5 years ago

Seriously, I would rather bleed for a solid 9 months than go out with this guy.

2points

Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago

Same

0points

Bubbs Art 5 years ago

I want my period to stop for nine months :)

1point

#80

Terrible-Tinder-Pickup-Lines

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BingeFest1 5 years ago

Well, that went surprisingly well

13points

Squee 5 years ago

It did. I am sceptical

3points

#81

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Lyra Fortune 5 years ago

This is just nasty! Never be unkind to anyone and never body shame!

34points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Failed basic English in school. What a catch!

3points

Anne Bidstrup 5 years ago

Beauty is only skin deep. But ugly goes right to the bone...

3points

Ava Raine 5 years ago

*you're

2points

S. 5 years ago

What about my kind of fat? Did it escape again? Oh my gosh, Gilbert, this is the FIFTH time!

2points

Madison Lam 5 years ago

wtf-

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Nicky OldfieldDesciple 5 years ago

You're kind of ugly. But that's alright. They have great plastic surgery procedures for that these days.

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#82

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🍿WhErE iS mY pOpCoRn🍿 5 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

7points

#83

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#85

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Party Poison 5 years ago

interesting...

3points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago (edited)

things are getting spicy between them I see

0points

Mademoiselle Mirage 5 years ago

I'm sorry.. what!?

0points

#86

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Jaded Queen 5 years ago

Ewww.

2points

#87

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Nicky OldfieldDesciple 5 years ago

How's it going desperate and lonely?

24points

#88

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Hugo Raible 5 years ago

Casting pearls before swine.

5points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Throwing diamonds before sheep

2points

#89

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Squee 5 years ago

Gross

4points

#90

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Squee 5 years ago

Ew

2points

#91

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TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago

bruh

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#92

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Beli Keshini 5 years ago

Funny dude

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#93

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S. 5 years ago

Consistency!

10points

Madison Lam 5 years ago

6th time's the charm ;D

2points

#94

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#95

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#96

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Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago

Why would anyone respond to that??

2points

Squee 5 years ago

lol

0points

#97

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S. 5 years ago

I wasn't bready for that.

19points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

They should at yeast wait a little bit

6points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

He was all: Here goes muffin!

4points

tilly kate 5 years ago

du dum chhh

0points

Seabeast 5 years ago

The budding psychopath has learned small talk.

1point

Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago

No Not at all

0points

#98

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Beli Keshini 5 years ago

Oh f**k, I'm pretty sure that must be the worst one...

3points

Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago

Why tho Why would you send that?

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#100

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Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Wirdo

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#101

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S. 5 years ago

I bet he had just visited Dr. Unk.

8points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

If it was me, I'd tell him to go Vitamin F himself.

6points

Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago

Oh my gods

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#102

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Squee 5 years ago

Uh.... You what?

5points

TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago

thats........random

0points

Kate Johnson 3 years ago

Neither of you know what that means?

0points

#103

Terrible-Tinder-Pickup-Lines

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#104

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Madison Feehan 5 years ago

Reply: Good luck.

8points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

I can tell you: I'll never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

2points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

I have been rickrolled on bored panda, a new personal low

1point

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

Hey, I'm glad Dwight Schrute is putting himself back out there. 🤣He wasn't much good for Angela anyway.

1point

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

I see you’re a man of culture, who can tell me the movie first?

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#105

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Zoe's Mom 3 years ago

EWWW

0points

#106

Terrible-Tinder-Pickup-Lines

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Squee 5 years ago

The cheese... is intoxicating.

2points

#107

Terrible-Tinder-Pickup-Lines

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🍿WhErE iS mY pOpCoRn🍿 5 years ago

da fri-

3points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

-ck?!

2points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Bonus points for directness, I suppose

2points

Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago

I spat on my computer Why isn't this higher

0points

eimipet 5 years ago

Dude it’s the bottom of a post from a month ago. Hate to say it, but it ain’t getting any higher!

1point