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We all experience regret at some point in our life. Experts categorize it into two types: inaction — things we didn't do, like asking our crush on a date — or action — things we wish we wouldn't have done, such as drunk driving. This time, let's talk about the latter.

The Facebook group with the glorious name 'What in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this?' collects the absolute worst designs people carry on their skin, and they serve as the perfect proof that not every (drunk) idea is worth executing.

Since this online community is celebrating its birthday (it was created on November 9, 2020), we thought why not commemorate it, and introduce you, dear readers, to its content? Continue scrolling and check out some of the group's most popular posts.

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We managed to get in touch with the group's administrator and moderator team, and a few of them were kind enough to tell us more about 'What in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this?'

"We do have certain criteria tattoos have to meet in order to go through the group," El Arp told Bored Panda. "There's a lot of boundaries the admins and mods have set in order to make sure our site isn't flooded with random stuff, like offensive tats, anything overly gory, etc."

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El Arp said that, "a lot of our problems lie in the kind of content our members send in. We get about 30+ posts submitted a day, and only about 10-15 of them are usually accepted."

"A lot of people will submit the same thing, their captions won’t be to the standard of the rules (especially the cursing rule) or they just aren’t bad tattoos (normally those are just what people don’t have a preference for or they think are strange)," El Arp explained, highlighting that the admins and mods want the group to be about terribly executed ink.

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El Arp's colleague Erica describes the group's members as "a bit feral [but] in a good way." Erica said they're fun and sassy, and that their energy is really contagious.

"It's nice to have a group where everyone is on the same page as far as content and interactions go," Whitney, who also helps run 'What in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this?', added.

"The definition of a 'bad tattoo' is definitely different for the individual. What one might consider 'bad' is what another laughs at. On average, the posts that tend to get the most traction would be ones that look like they’ve been absolutely butchered compared to what they’re supposed to be," El Arp said.

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However, if they were to pick something, Erica believes the most popular are "scratcher tattoos, wonky or blown out lines, and my favorite: lettering fails."

"I love the things members think that those types of tattoos say. Always a good time."

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waddles
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well i guess you’ll always know the time and twice a day you’ll actually be right (i can’t do fecking math)

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Erica says 'What in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this?' is perfect for everyone who loves tattoos and chaotic humor. "I'm honored to be on the team that does their best to keep things up and running, and our members who find the wackiest posts."

El Arp also wanted to mention that, "the admin and mod team are fantastic and I consider them some very good friends of mine. They truly make this group a wonderful experience for everyone involved, and I’m very lucky to be a part of that team. We have fun, joke around, and shame terrible ink, which is exactly what this is all about."

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Seymoura Butts
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many of these tattoos are concerning. It looks like severe mental illness in several cases like this one.

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It's not uncommon to have regret immediately after getting a tattoo, especially since you're used to seeing your body a certain way and then, all of a sudden, it appears different.

To help you come to terms with any immediate anxiety or regret you may experience, experts at Healthline suggest you permit yourself to wait it out.

It may take a while for you to grow into or get used to the ink but remind yourself that if the anxiety or regret doesn't pass, you still have options to either cover it up or start a removal process.

While the exact time frame can vary, Dr. Richard Torbeck, a board-certified dermatologist with Advanced Dermatology, P.C., recommends taking at least six to eight weeks after getting the tattoo before going for removal.

He said this allows for delayed tattoo reactions that can occur with some pigments to be resolved.

Additionally, it gives you the opportunity to think through the process and decide if this is really what you want.

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ItsJess
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm thinking this is exactly how this Potterhead wanted it to look, so I guess it's not "bad" necessarily.

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ItsJess
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like some sort of ink or makeup (I hope); the way it looks a bit smudged somehow

SCamp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just stay away from the head, especially the forehead

Marette
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love thyself by getting permanently disfigured? No thanks.

Jordi Sharpe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're gonna get inspirational words tattooed on your forehead, at least have the sense to put the letters backwards so that you can read them. At this point, that tattoo is for you alone, so why not take it to the max?

simply.Taz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should've heeded those words! Now you are stuck with this monstrosity!!!

LynzCatastrophe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Despite all my own tattoos, I suddenly feel the urge to start a long lecture about how tattoos are for life and you'll have this when you're old. Or do you not anticipate living very long?

Electra Complex
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

these are making me feel a lot better about the shtty lil stick-and-poke tattoos i gave myself in college

LonelyLola
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it looks like u jst did the exact opposite of 'love thy self' with this decision lol

Leoninus Fate
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for anyone wondering, that marking is a "rune" its a mix of a few meaning "protection"

O.M.Miki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why the hell would you get branded by the godhand from berserk on your forehead ? just i mean - you are what the chosen one to get eaten at the next sacrifice?

Lene
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It seems like a binding rune (the symbol)? If that's the case why not have it somewhere you can see it all the time and not only when you look into a mirror? And also... I don't think a binding rune and "love thy self" really go together. I may be biased or just plain stupid but.... yeah, to me it just seems weird.

$cagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was some guy in the UK a few years ago who had his local kebab shop's phone number tattooed on his forehead. I think he's still single if anyone's interested?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy c**p what did the artist use to put that on her leg, a jigsaw? Maybe a hatchet, cause those likes are choppy as hell.

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poiplescales
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If @scorpio_appologist got anything other than a painfully messy scribble you got the bad end of the trade.

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*Displayname*=idk
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know how hard face tattoos make it to get a job. I mean you do it if it makes you happy. To each their own..

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SobyKay
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Other than the awkward placement, not as crazy as some others on this list

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Egg Lady
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This must be the other set of pictures that goes with the guy who has the batman tattoos, who said his tatoo is not even.

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nihilistic wombat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like this one isn’t so bad because that’s the cover art for one of car seat headrest’s albums, twin fantasy. I guess I could see the appeal if you’re a big fan of the band. One of my friends has this as a sticker.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm laughing so hard this made my butt pucker - and thankfully they have all the toilet paper I need!

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Phasmainmachina
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, after I managed to figure out what it is, it’s sorta ok, but really needed to be better designed.

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funkybluegirl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one had so much potential, i think it would be beautiful, if it had been done by a more experienced artist.

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RoanTheMad
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

tbf, this one looks half done, like they haven't even wiped the transferred design away, and it needs colouring. I'm not saying it's great, but maybe some colouring will save it a little.

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Anna Ekberg
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it, It does say Laila right? Not an unusual name in Sweden.

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William Tinsley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is well drawn but I wouldnt want to be around the type of person that would want this on them forever

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Katie Lutesinger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got a tattoo in honour of my late dog too. (It looks a bit messy because I took this picture right after it had been done). Oscar-Tatt...0a-png.jpg Oscar-Tattoo-6370c16679a0a-png.jpg

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