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We all experience regret at some point in our life. Experts categorize it into two types: inaction — things we didn't do, like asking our crush on a date — or action — things we wish we wouldn't have done, such as drunk driving. This time, let's talk about the latter.

The Facebook group with the glorious name 'What in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this?' collects the absolute worst designs people carry on their skin, and they serve as the perfect proof that not every (drunk) idea is worth executing.

Since this online community is celebrating its birthday (it was created on November 9, 2020), we thought why not commemorate it, and introduce you, dear readers, to its content? Continue scrolling and check out some of the group's most popular posts.

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We managed to get in touch with the group's administrator and moderator team, and a few of them were kind enough to tell us more about 'What in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this?'

"We do have certain criteria tattoos have to meet in order to go through the group," El Arp told Bored Panda. "There's a lot of boundaries the admins and mods have set in order to make sure our site isn't flooded with random stuff, like offensive tats, anything overly gory, etc."

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El Arp said that, "a lot of our problems lie in the kind of content our members send in. We get about 30+ posts submitted a day, and only about 10-15 of them are usually accepted."

"A lot of people will submit the same thing, their captions won’t be to the standard of the rules (especially the cursing rule) or they just aren’t bad tattoos (normally those are just what people don’t have a preference for or they think are strange)," El Arp explained, highlighting that the admins and mods want the group to be about terribly executed ink.

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glowworm2
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you even want that tattooed on your mouth to begin with?

Epona
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or literally anything tattooed in/on your mouth? So many nerve endings in the mouth and people want a tattoo there? Huge nope from me!

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BatPhace
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry, this is her fault. You cannot NOT NOTICE the artist isn't IN YOUR MOUTH

K. Anderson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many bad tattoos are the persons fault. They should show you the drawing for the image & the placement before the start. I think I had to sign something once that I approved everything before they started

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ZzoR Setay
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did she not notice?!? I have a mouth tattoo and you can definitely tell where you're getting inked !! :/

roz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Human beings are devolving. We are officially getting dumber and dumber, and this is proof.

Private Caller
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should have stopped him as soon as he didn't pull your lip down.

Well-Dressed Wolf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She chose to get a tattoo. She needed to be aware of WHERE the tattoo was being inked. I don’t understand how she mistook her outer lip for the inside of her mouth and didn’t realize what was happening.

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Jill Bussey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did she not feel straightaway, on the first letter, that it was in the wrong place?

Mrs. EW
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How could she not tell they were tattooing the outside of her lip?

G.G. Canuck
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The artist was like "This is a bad idea. It's probably not going to turn out well. It's definitely not going to turn out how you think it will. Are you sure? Sign this waiver."

simply.Taz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How sad for her! I don't see how this can be corrected unless she has it removed.

Kevin Sutton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lasers in your mouth? On just about the thinnest skin on your body? What could go wrong?

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Ben
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hopefully this is fake. Nobody can be that ignorant for that long.

LynzCatastrophe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel no sympathy. There were multiple times you could have said something before the needle was turned on. Lipstick for life now.

michelle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i think the artist got confuse with her inner lip and her lip filter

DEW
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How would you not know it was on your lip and not the inside of your mouth?? I do not have any tattoo's but am trying to figure out exactly what I want.

SlightlyTarnished
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That girl is going to be embarrassed the remainder of her life, or not.

Jill Hojnacki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s her fault. There’s no way you can miss the fact that they haven’t turned your lip fully inside out.

𝖊𝖆
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How on earth can you not tell they’re doing it wrong when they start tattooing the OUTSIDE of your lip and not the inside??

Christos Arvanitis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I may be wrong but this looks as if the black color is on top of what appears to be lipstick. If she applied lipstick, wouldn't it at least be a little more dull? so possibly BS on this? Like a marker over her lipstick? maybe

Shelly Teal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, I think the second picture is better. At least she won't have to pull down her lip.

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El Arp's colleague Erica describes the group's members as "a bit feral [but] in a good way." Erica said they're fun and sassy, and that their energy is really contagious.

"It's nice to have a group where everyone is on the same page as far as content and interactions go," Whitney, who also helps run 'What in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this?', added.

"The definition of a 'bad tattoo' is definitely different for the individual. What one might consider 'bad' is what another laughs at. On average, the posts that tend to get the most traction would be ones that look like they’ve been absolutely butchered compared to what they’re supposed to be," El Arp said.

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However, if they were to pick something, Erica believes the most popular are "scratcher tattoos, wonky or blown out lines, and my favorite: lettering fails."

"I love the things members think that those types of tattoos say. Always a good time."

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waddles
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well i guess you’ll always know the time and twice a day you’ll actually be right (i can’t do fecking math)

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Erica says 'What in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this?' is perfect for everyone who loves tattoos and chaotic humor. "I'm honored to be on the team that does their best to keep things up and running, and our members who find the wackiest posts."

El Arp also wanted to mention that, "the admin and mod team are fantastic and I consider them some very good friends of mine. They truly make this group a wonderful experience for everyone involved, and I’m very lucky to be a part of that team. We have fun, joke around, and shame terrible ink, which is exactly what this is all about."

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Seymoura Butts
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many of these tattoos are concerning. It looks like severe mental illness in several cases like this one.

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It's not uncommon to have regret immediately after getting a tattoo, especially since you're used to seeing your body a certain way and then, all of a sudden, it appears different.

To help you come to terms with any immediate anxiety or regret you may experience, experts at Healthline suggest you permit yourself to wait it out.

It may take a while for you to grow into or get used to the ink but remind yourself that if the anxiety or regret doesn't pass, you still have options to either cover it up or start a removal process.

While the exact time frame can vary, Dr. Richard Torbeck, a board-certified dermatologist with Advanced Dermatology, P.C., recommends taking at least six to eight weeks after getting the tattoo before going for removal.

He said this allows for delayed tattoo reactions that can occur with some pigments to be resolved.

Additionally, it gives you the opportunity to think through the process and decide if this is really what you want.

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ItsJess
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm thinking this is exactly how this Potterhead wanted it to look, so I guess it's not "bad" necessarily.

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ItsJess
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like some sort of ink or makeup (I hope); the way it looks a bit smudged somehow

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Sean Simpson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy c**p what did the artist use to put that on her leg, a jigsaw? Maybe a hatchet, cause those likes are choppy as hell.

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