Upvoted for photo caption.

I need the backstory behind this.

"I would advise you to leave the building immediately"! What was she expecting - an announcemnt to say that it's just a fire drill and not to bother about it?

Back away slowly... Close door... Take a deep breath... Run like hell.

How??!

while being a total daredevil

Oh my God! This so dangerous! They should have used Flex Tape!

You sure will unload it, Buddy. Maybe sooner than you think!

😳 I am speechless

Hopefully his shoelaces are tied.

Seriously, though... When you have weird regulations you have to do something. For instance, when regulations say you need to have an emergency stop button for a hospital's emergency generator outside the hospital... And if anyone touches it at the wrong time 50 people on artificial life support will die.

creativity at its finest

Door with existential crisis

Well, they didn't stand on the "No Standing Zone", so they thought they *were* obeying the safety rules!

This reminds me of that scene in Mary Poppins Returns, when they all climb up to change the clock.

You can do it the safe way or the Russian way but not both.

I give up... Is the problem the fact that someone put their safety glasses here? Or is it that someone decided to take the time to print up a sign rather than clean up the acid that os "literally covering the shelf )?

they should have used ductile, it would have been WAY more stable

A combination of collumns A and B, void interior plus forklit's top speed

"Periscope Up!" tenor.gif

Don't sneeze, don't sneeze, don't sneeze!

Let's hope the branch he's cutting doesn't hit the ladder

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Nope. Nothing wrong. Everything's perfectly balanced.

Ewwww

Final Destination 2 vibes, anyone?

If you zoom in, you will notice this is asked because people hang Christmas lights without looking at which end they're got in their hands and don't want to go through all the trouble of taking the whole thing down and starting over.

That's pretty genius... do you know how long it would take for someone to go all the way down?

For all those times that you want to use an electric razor in the shower!

The other plugs look *shocked* (pun intended)

And your socks. And your feet. And the bones in your feet.

It is only light fluffy toilet paper....what could go wrong?

Agreed. Seen some dumb s**t by women too

Love the guy in the pink shirt... "Hey, I'm not the idiot up there, why should I worry?"

Superman and Idiotman.

He lost an eye to that laser beam machine

This kinda looks staged. I'll bet it's locked out. Not very funny though.

"Probably fine" is probably what he said. Famous last words....