Time for new room mate

Sounds like a good deal

Why do people even endure these leeches for so long? I'd pull out all of my feathers long before that 😅

Tldr; basically this person is a controlling d**k who thinks they’re better than everyone else

⚒️🇷🇺🎶Rossiya Svyashchennaya 🎶

And a pitiful attempt at that...

Stonerrrr

I didn't know Andrew Tate was looking for a housemate

But I’m HUNGY

lol lol lol

Roommate wants OP to steal from work, noted

Seems like they mighta "forgot" cat in bathrm on purpose. I wouldnt trust them then alone in apartment again with said cat to move out and not be spiteful .

"As a young intellectual, I prefer to only tolerate the presence of people who mimic my values and opinions because I find those who challenge my ways of thinking terribly offensive."

oh i would out-petty this crazy bîťch the MOMENT she said she doesn't care about her roommate's well-being

Yes. It would be better

That’s what you see just before you are blindfolded and stuck in a basement.

I know rents vary from place to place and country to country but in what universe would "$300 a month" be considered "gouging"?

‘No pit bulls’ No can do, sire. Our pit bulls won’t tolerate you and your antics

Known worldwide? Airduster? Have any Pandas heard of it?

Jesus Christ, the feeling of dread and the awful vibes I got when I saw the pic as I scrolled down.

They have a few songs on Spotify. I have listened to them so that you don't have to.

For $150/month, I think there's a room in South Sudan available?

Air duster sounds like the worst band ever.

If the ad and the picture are both real, then holy s**t 😂

His aunt was undercharging him.

Since they mention the band name I googled. Their description on instagram is "Low IQ Butt Rock for the Unemployed | Atlanta, GA" I listened to a couple of songs. IMO they suck. YMMV

Back to the basement

It’s just come to his attention he can be evicted if he doesn’t pay a reasonable amount of rent.

World famous? I've never heard of them

Ew. I think i just choked on my banana for a sec fhere

Bruh

Just what kind of "Rock Star" has these rules? Oh yeah, a failed nonexistent one! And still living in a relatives basement at 40!

"Overworked as they were expecting over 35 hours a week " 🤣 "Gouging my rent to $300 a month!" This guy is delusional!

It's puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again

It puts the lotion on the skin...

🤣😂🤣

LOSER Extraordinaire! 💀

Or else it gets the hose again!

Maybe it gets the hose again.

I'll take the pitbull and he can stick his head back up his a**e