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Pet friendly complex. Pig not included.

Disgruntled evicted prior client?

Toronto listing price: 1.2 million, bicycle of sadness included.

Just bring your friendly neighbourhood priest when you do an inspection.

Live inside like your outside plus with free mildew, rats and disease

That's such a dope bike, three on the tree. I had a purple Malvern Star that looked almost identical.

Chernobyl/Pripyat?

So many sad old places that have gone to rot. Usually with better architectural details and style than the garbage built today.

Reminds me of the way I pictured the old Tom Riddle house from the way they described it in the book.

That chopper bike worth more than the house.?

...and the ending of half a dozen others.

"needs work" lol

Bike belongs to that kid who was never seen again...

New York City apartment overlooking Central Park! Just 3.5 mil! Great fixer-upper!

Don't bother painting the walls. They'll just bleed over it anyway.

They're selling the house in the woods from The Blair Witch Project?

Your escape vehicle is included !

Love it...finally truth in advertising!

that bike is a classic! would fetch more than the residence.

That bicycle would make an awesome restoration project!

I actually love this pic!

HEY..!! I've got that bike sitting in my shed in the backyard right now..

Cool Bike.

imagine how the room would look painted red. wait i'll help ....

I want that bike!

REDUCED. Priced to sell. Only $400000

There is something looking in the upper right pane of glass. A cat, owl, or...?

Does the bike come with it?

Just burn this one to the ground and start over

that caption wins it

At least the agent is not overselling the house...

'Add A red bicycle mayby it will distract from looking at The walls'

break the cycle!!! (heck, everything else is broken!)

If it turns out to be haunted, they can leave on the bike.

Annd, the best selling point, it comes with a clean Bicycle!

Oh, how lucky you are!

who's the dude with the beard staring in the window?

Nice bike

...it was a dark and stormy night..

Real estate agent to client: " I want to play a game"

you: WHAT WAS THAT?! bike : it was meh. you: oh. sorry.

It's like even the sunlight from the half open door knows not to creep too far in.

North End Boise Hime 2.5 Million; once home to Bicycle theft ring lord

That bike is worth $$ tho...

This would have been perfect if that was a lil red tricycle....I came I saw... I bought it ..

Or perhaps the closing scene.

Fixer upper, good bones.

The title is perfect LOL