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If you've ever sold, bought, or rented property, you know what a big deal the very first impression is. One step in through the door, and you’ll feel the vibe right away. I mean, a lone sock laying on the ground is forgivable, but a shady mattress, crumbling ceiling, and some questionable shade of paint is enough to make any potential buyer run away.

So you’d think that real estate agents would surely be nailing their property adverts with immaculate pics. You’re wrong. The blog “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos,” which collects all the bad, the ugly, and the hecking nightmares of real estate pics, is hard evidence that some agents couldn’t care less.

From filthy interiors, prison-type rooms, and trashy décor to unidentifiable objects that send chills down the spine, these are the best of the very worst real estate photos. Immerse yourself in the sea of low standards and be sure to check our previous part 1 and part 2.

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#1

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Aunt Bessie’s next lockdown project is to knit a conservatory.

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ML
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a picture from a doll house. Everything seems so fake

sorlag110
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it was for a while until I looked at the TV and some other details and it made me think it's real. I'm left at an uncanny either-or.

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Coco
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's a doll's house, c'mon now!

Mandy Harris
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is part of a doll house...

Kookamunga
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aunt Bessie, trapped forever in 1975.

Deson
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The ceiling would be good in the winter for keeping heat in the room and would also act as a sound absorber if there was a room right above it.

Andrew Gibb
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this really a doll's house?

Cee Mor
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WAIT but I WANT that head table!!!!

Silvia John
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That doesn´t look like a real room. Looks more like a zoom into a dollhouse

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    #2

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    It's a brick...house...

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    Lis Daglish
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call me weird, there’s something about this one I actually like....

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not weird, unless I am too. I like it. You could do a lot with the space, put in a mezzanine perhaps? also is that a fireplace at the back? If so, open it up. Yep there's a lot you could do here.

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    WhiteFluff
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it has a medieval castle feeling...

    MiriPanda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a lot of potential here.

    Jamma
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really just needs furnishings proportional to the space.

    A
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is so much potential for this place! I'm picturing a loft.....

    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a place where serial killer would live.

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this looks like its part of a castle or manor

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, Minecraft IRL

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm quite sure that ghosthunters would have the time of their life here.

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    Have you tried turning the room off and back on again?

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wanted a wall, she didn't.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here we found the perfect solution to satisfy both the pro-wallers and anti-wallers of American politics ♡

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    howdylee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair, those with small kids or pets might actually appreciate this...

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That door doesn't go all the way to the floor and it's not even level!" "That's okay, we'll cut off the top third and no one will notice the bottom!"

    Debi Blackshaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They even trimmed the half door lol

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm racking my brain, but I cannot see any reason as to why there's that partition. Over to you.

    Lauren Ringel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might have an in home childcare business.

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    Linda Harms
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is perfect if you have a dog that attacks everyone who comes through the front door.

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To keep the dog(s) in one area? It would look so much better if it had a different half door....

    Gabunya Matata
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you have dogs this would work i think

    Sabrina Fisher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume its so you dont have to worry about small kids or dogs trying to leave when you are coming in the door...

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    Bored Panda reached out to Andy, the creator behind the internet’s beloved “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos” project, to find out whether the pandemic has had an effect on terrible property pics.

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    It turns out, the viral pandemic has probably improved the quality of some real estate photography, said Andy, “as there are fewer properties for sale, and therefore more time to get this stuff right.”

    Luckily, all the fans of terrible real estate photos can be sure the terrible source is not likely to deplete any time soon. “The universal human instinct for ineptitude has prevailed, so we still regularly receive more than enough terrible examples to share.”

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    Elsker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    getting some Escher vibes here:) But they were doing the best to make the most out of the space

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd live in fear of falling off to the right down those stairs, I know spage is limited but some kind of railing along the left wall would be a lot safer

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    Molly Block
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it. The kids would really LOVE it!

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know what's up there!!

    Dianne DeSha
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A kid's bed (or maybe play area?). Pretty awesome once you figure that out. :)

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    2WheelTravlr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the Crooked Man updated his house.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it's not terrible, but it kind of hurts my eyes

    F. H.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great! A German Expressionist room.

    Andrew Arroyo Kaiser
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like Picasso came back to life and became a house designer for HGTV.

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    kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can watch the tv in the shower!!! it's a WIN!

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listed as a 1 room apartment. Truth in advertising!

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shower, sauna, kitchen, living room, is the garage just out of view?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of is the humidity getting into the cushions and turning to mold and mildew.

    Elsker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, the sofa is a folding bed? that's the deluxe basement studio...

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everything is close at hand in this place. Just don't tell me where the toilet is...

    XxInstantKarmaxX
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd get so much mould in the carpet though ewww

    Debbie Burton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn the chairs towards the shower and get a different sort of show!

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super small efficiency for rent: 50 square feet.

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    #6

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    As the foliage grew in strength and numbers, the cushions made plans to reclaim the ground floor on behalf of all the soft furnishings.

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    Kt ryan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet at least some of those plants are fake

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a plant lover: what's wrong here? Lol

    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer I look, the worse it gets...fake pom pom plants.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this it's a fantastic room. It just needs better people.

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "911, what's your emergency?" "Christmas exploded." "Ma'am?"

    Sabrina Fisher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is the room to yell "Pillow Fight" these babies look like they could do damage!

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    The level of professionalism is definitely improving, and Andy is suspecting his blog may be to blame. “There are fewer accidental mirror selfies and photographer thumbshots.” However, the progress is slow and the creator believes there’s much work to be done in that department.

    It seems that terrible property pics are now getting well-earned recognition after Andy exhibited some of the worst examples from “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos” at the Hamburg Triennial of Photography last year. “We're pleased to have our work finally recognized as the great art it is, and we now have around 300,000 followers in total across all platforms.”

    The website itself received its 15,000,000th visitor a few weeks ago. Andy said he’s happy to confirm that “COVID-19 appears only to have increased people's appetite for low-quality photography and sarcastic sentiment.”

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Susan never understood why she had a headache after every bathroom vist.

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my eyeballs just fell out from sun-shock

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain hurts just looking at the picture.

    von Funnyname
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% sure this bathroom was in Pain and Gain

    Sang Fe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pardon me but I need to go throw up now

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    Truth Monster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there has to be a story here

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm torn between I need to know what's going on here and I'm too scared to ask. Sleepwalker?

    Marie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I am mother of two, I could definitely see their point

    nanashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell if this is to keep some "things" OUT or IN.

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this to prevent Satan's child from escaping the exorcist?

    Elaine Dodge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Misery's guest bedroom for when authors come to visit.

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so creepy. Someone is being contained in that bed.

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    #9

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    Bob’s ability to empty a room was renowned across the children’s entertainment industry.

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    Tien
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing wrong with this ro... Oh...

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How high would Bob score on the Pedo Meter?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, I'm your new neighbor, John Way.... Wait, where you going? Put that gun down!

    TheHolyFatherOfToast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked at it three times. When I saw him I said, "What the FU-"

    Sabrina Fisher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus I did not see it! I was panning the room trying to figure out what was so wrong and then he was just there! F you Bob

    Dianne DeSha
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh! That blessed split second before you see it when you're still going "well, meh... but what's so bad--"

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    “It’s that time of the evening again, just talk amongst yourselves“

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    Flisey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if that's a real working toilet or a weird piece of furniture?

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to think it's furntiure, but is that bottle of a toilet cleaner next to it?

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    TS Rhodes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone had sever mobility issues. Notice the bottle of bleach. Trying to keep it clean.

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would at least have a make shift screen for all these places with toilets in the middle of social areas of homes so I don't have to see the dang thing 24 hours a day.

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was really concerned, but then I saw the bleach container next to the toilet and realized it was sanitary and safe.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aunt Tillie wondered why no one ever wanted to visit her. Even the Jehovah's witnesses didn't stay long.

    Elsker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's my worst nightmare right there

    Susan Widomski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shortage of furniture in that town.

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    #11

    Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos

    Lockdown business opportunity: Trampoline helmets.

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    2WheelTravlr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wheeee! Ow! Wheeee! Ow! Wheee! Ow...

    GirlFriday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your comment made me spit coffee all over my desk

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    ML
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No holes in the ceiling. The trampoline must be turned off.

    Zoe's Mom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove the trampoline and it's actually a great room.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comes with free unlimited access to the local Head Trauma Center.

    Ian Taggart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But otherwise, this looks pretty good.

    B-b-bird
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look at this shelf tho.... so neat

    Deep One
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See the symbols? It's a meant for an adult game of twister! ;)

    Johanna Zolg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is in australia, the mat looks like a vuly trampoline

    Johanna Zolg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is in australia. it is a vuly trampoline :)

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    Aria Whitaker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In San Francisco this would cost $2800 a month...lol

    Daria B
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of toilette seat placement reminds me of those dreams you have before you actually wake up and go to pee or poo.

    Sang Fe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would beat living in a box behind Walmart.

    Emilingo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me while I relieve myself. Yes, it would be nice if you turned around.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is where you guess at there being dead bodies in the walls...

    MissyTheUniverse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the back/front door would create nice draft while you're on the toilet.

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    2WheelTravlr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a really cool apartment, this would look funky and fun. In this place the first thing I wonder is just how bad the ceiling leak is.

    Ruth Mayfly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder which nearby café is missing a table.

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    Rae H
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a storm was coming and they had to move their patio furniture inside, and then they just forgot to move it back outside?

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were told that the apartment came with a balcony.

    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, there's lots of space for dining in the kitchen.....

    •Beautiful and Bi•
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry kids, we cant go to Disneyland this year, but I've got the next best thing!

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't even comment on this tight fit, but like the umbrella look

    Eugene Carman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somebody took the time to raise the umbrella.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This often happens when a tenant is evicted.

    Truth Monster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the reasons landlords charge so much. I bet this was a disgruntled tenant who did this.

    Biljana Malesevic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone got really angry while painting here...

    Emilingo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why else was the paintball gun invented?

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    Jo Choto
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people wonder why we all have to pay security deposits...

    Paul Beebe
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, the house next door had a bunch of crackheads and they threw eggs everywhere and sprayed the wall with Hersey's chocolate syrup when they were evicted.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fixer Upper with potential."

    Elsker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they were going for the artsy look

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    On the 5th day, God gave his preliminary sketches to the couple next door as an apology for all the noise.

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this house. It's featured in Bored Panda before. It has a room that looks like the interior of a space shuttle

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    found the article on BP. This is what the rest of this house looks like https://www.boredpanda.com/weird-house-listing/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

    WhiteFluff
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still find it an amazing piece of art

    KT
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wanna know wtf is up with those creepy tinfoil people on the right side

    Joe Dunn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seen this before, and I love it. the rest of the space/house is equally as interesting

    Toujin C'Thlu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about the creepy alien(?) in the lower left corner.

    Max L.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole house is here on bp worth a single post

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    Truth Monster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a studio set of some kind

    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today, on "Poor Taste", join us as we investigate just how many styles is too many. The answer may surprise you.

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    Biljana Malesevic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird but not really bad. I like the natural lighting and "porch" vibe here.

    Deson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other than the silver I really don't think this one is too horrible. I like the floor for example.

    Debi Blackshaw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing at some point there was a bed on this platform lol

    William Quach
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Welcome back. In today's talk show we'll highlight bad home decor"

    Data1001
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's... different. Not sure what they were going for here, but props for making the attempt at being artistic (feeble as it may be).

    XxInstantKarmaxX
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking it was actual pretty cool till i saw the counters ;=;

    Sid Bolero
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was those wall turds that killed it for me

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    Erin S
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put plants on those half-walls for the next series of Between Two Ferns.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He suddenly decided he was finished with all the renovations.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entry requirement for top model house?

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey Gladis, can I come in ... OOPH!"

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, they must’ve been incredibly desperate for that extra counter space!

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really confused. This looks like some kind of b.s. building project my schizophrenic uncle would have created. Truly.

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell of a door stopper

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They never used that backdoor anyway.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows cupboard space is more important than doors

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the gap has a bottom.. you can put oven trays in it or cooling racks.. I never know where to put those.

    Brigs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gap between the cupboards bothers me more

    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would you want to open the windows?

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    Don’t bugs the let bite bed.

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    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoda's room? Tight sleep you must

    Sang Fe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes there is that one comment that I can't stop laughing at :D

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    Lord Mysticlaw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a sad room, it's so blank and impersonal.

    What's In Your Head?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from the obvious, this really looks like a padded cell. Hello, nightmares!

    SADEY WHEELER
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me switching the pillows because of my ocd

    Alexia Alberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This room isn't bad. Just fix the pillows and it would be fine

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, good. I wondered where Yoda's nuclear bunker was.

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    Don’t be fooled by the bunting.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that the neighbors do have some interesting stories to tell.

    Dee Mcgee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just a standard abandoned council house in England

    Eva Bryson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I like single-family homes in America.

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    Molly Block
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, in England........................

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might have had to get squatters out, and afraid they might come back.

    Iris_the_kilr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that moment when you forget to paint the house and add proper walls

    clive apps
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For rent: Previous grow open includes all equipment. Probably would have been demolished if it wasn't part of a row house.

    Dianne DeSha
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yeah. Good point. That elaborate bunting totally distracted me. Nice try, sneaky real estate agent! (Thanks for the warning, Panda!)

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    The shared courtyard is available for an hour a day, provided you can reach an agreement with the other inmates.

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    Anne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a basement property, not very uncommon in London

    Victoria Jane Hay
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think of London basement flats as those half basement flats. With a set of steps to the main front door, and a set of stairs down to the the basement flat. So you might have a wall half the height of a door, not be a whole wall down. If the rest of the house has light (a lower level at the back, etc), this wouldn't necessarily be a problem.

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    Shelby P
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's nothing wrong with this. it's just a basement door leading to the outside stairs....

    Hilary James
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might could dig this for real any outdoor space can be great 👍🏼

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you scrub and whitewash that wall, and then put a cool picture on it and a planter in the corner.

    Enamelcamel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the drain hole - RIGHT OUTSIDE THE FRONT DOOR - that both reassures ... and scares me ... at the same time. Imagine a big downpour!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in a place like that. I would come home after a big rain to flooding.

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    Nic Dudley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate yards so perfect for me.

    clive apps
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try opening that one in the winter when 5' of snow blows in there.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, a good place to aim my machine gun upwards for some light AA capability. The Jerrys won't know what hit 'em.

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    Rain WhiteBuffalo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New meaning to the term Water Closet

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how water closets used to be done. The toilet alone would go into a small closeted area, that had a door. Just like this one. I love it!

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    2WheelTravlr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I would have thought this was horrible until I saw all those toilets in living rooms and kitchens and now I'm thinking, "hey, at least it has a door!"

    oddkiddo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen smaller in Copenhagen apartments. Not really weird here even in upmarket places.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... look at the floor, man. There's a significant gap between floor and toilet

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    EHops
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a horror movie set up. Like I KNOW there is a creepy little doll sitting in that dark corner waiting for you to close that door. Change my mind.

    Gintare Cer
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens a lot in very old houses that did not have toilets when they were built. It's one of those houses as can be seen by the very old type of door and doorknob + electricity is on the outside of the walls.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the toilet looks like it is leaning to one side...other than that a good place to sit and read in peace.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet there are things living in the couch and behind the wallpaper.

    Tim Wilson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As well as things no longer living..... I am not sure which is worse.

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the definition of loneliness?

    Emilingo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John needed a place to sit and ponder his life decisions.

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like you could hit that wall and it would hit back...

    Torchicachu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes, this wall here is made out of wall..

    Autumn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually depressing

    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    room with a view... on the wall

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    Hilary James
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what they were trying to do here and I’m just not in to it :)

    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a "suicide house", so many options! If you don't want to open your veins in the bath tub, you can hang yourself on the ceiling chandelier if you are not tall, and if you are tall, you can just get up under the chandelier to be impaled. If you want to be more artistic, you can stand in water and touch the electric wires in the chandelier. We call it the "Claude François" style in France, great artist until the end...

    Yvonne A.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shocking, isn't it? Ba dum tss! I'm here all week, folks!

    Nina Khmielnitzky
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the Simpsons and "I can't believe they invented it" : the chandelier for a car

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be logical to mind your head

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um. This is a whole new level of “just put a toaster in the bathtub” kind of Murder, She Wrote episode!

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    Zach’s new garden saved him a fortune in hay fever medicine.

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    Deson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would make one heck of a patio for Parties and BBQ.

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put a couple of trampolines up there--the kids will be fine.

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    Steve Barnett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potential. But it looks like a business property rather than a domestic residence anyway.

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is beach front.. it would also cost a fortune in plants/grass

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be amazing with some artificial lawn and potted plants

    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i grow up in a house with a backyard with that kid of ground. it was awesome in the winter to make skating rink

    KT
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow this is awesome actually. Set it up with multiple seating areas, a BBQ, propane fire, plants etc nice big space

    T Simmons
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely right next to coast where plants dont grow so well due to sea spray

    clive apps
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great place for a potted plant garden the extra heat from the bricks helps speed growth.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked this one up. It's in a coastal community, near the beach and a bunch of sand dunes. They probably gave up trying to grow anything in the salty sand.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Large stone tile patio"

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    Misery is having to read someone else’s definition of happiness while trying to unblock a U-bend

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is bad 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Tien
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with this one? I personally don't like those "live, love, laugh" style writings, but lots of people love them

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it that the pipe access to the tub is up against the exterior side of the house and it would be hard to access it???

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    sorlag110
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I misread it as "Happiness is taking a long hot BATTLE bath"

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have hated this decoration since I first saw it—-about 20 years ago. Maybe more.

    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this one. This one is way nicer than the one with the toilet in the closet.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't have time for a bubble bath, there is always the option of a shower.

    Moo Moo Futch
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    5 years ago

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    Marilyn Ransberry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like this room even though I like showers.

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    “If the show sucks we can always leave during the interval“

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    Kim Lionessa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens when you take art classes out of the education system. Color theory is your friend.

    Susan Widomski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine painting all those bricks aqua and nothing matches.

    Dianne DeSha
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is so bad behind that sheet that the agent thought _this_ looked better?