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Terrible Puns You Will Enjoy If You Have A Broken Sense Of Humor

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You must be thinking, “Why does Bored Panda have a list of Terrible Puns?” and “If these puns are funny, why would they be termed terrible?” Hear us out before you jump to any conclusions!

You’re surely acquainted with the expression, “So bad, it’s good.” It’s a way of saying something is so remarkably bad that you find yourself speechless and hypnotized by its lame energy. So, what does this have to do with puns?

The best puns are terrible. Not just bad. Terrible. Some people think puns are the lowest form of humor, but they’re wrong. Puns are the funniest thing ever invented by a man (or woman). They’re the definition of “so bad that they’re good.”

Today, we gave it our worst, though. The terrible puns in this list are of the poorest type, like the most stupid dad jokes you could think of. And yet, they have so much cringeworthy energy and enthusiasm behind them that you can’t help but be drawn in and enjoy their absurdity, even if you’re aware you’re not supposed to find them funny if you have any sanity left!

Beware: If you’re gonna laugh because of them, it means your humor is utterly broken. And that’s totally ok; you’re still cool to us. So sit back and laugh out loud at this selection of terrible jokes that are funny, cringy, lame, and yet enjoyable!

Collection of Really, Like Really Bad Puns

Bad puns, jokes, and memes must definitely be your cup of tea if you scrolled down here! Well then, we no longer want to keep your broken sense of humor waiting! Let’s begin, shall we?

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#1

The Signs Don’t Lie

Pun about dad stealing from his job I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

25points

Varghese Philip 2 years ago

Stop!

1point

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#2

Woofy Humor

My dog can do magic tricks. It's a labracadabrador.

24points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Why can't my dog do magic? Just cuz it labracadabracan't!

2points

#3

Life Of A Banker

I lost my job at the bank on the very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.

24points

Jestinna Welch 2 years ago

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰️💀

3points

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#4

Dark Humor 101

Did you hear about the guy who had his left leg and his left arm amputated in a car accident? He's all right now.

24points

Jimichan 2 years ago

I love puns so much, I once entered a contest ten times. I was sure one of my entries would win, but no pun in ten did.

9points

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#5

Drumroll Please!

Drumroll Please! What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two.

23points

Clem Rivers 2 years ago

My parents liked watching The Lawrence Welk Show when i was growing up, so I totally heard the punchline in my head with his voice. LOL

5points

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#6

A Whistle Tale

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it steel wooden lead me whistle.

21points

Varghese Philip 2 years ago

Phew!

2points

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#7

World Wide Web

Why did the spider log on to the computer? To check his web site.

20points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

His best frenemy had just texted him saying it was down, and he knew it would bug him all day if he didn't check it!

5points

#8

Spice Things Up

I had to clean out my spice rack and noticed that everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.

19points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

No, what a waist of garlic 🧄

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#9

Player Alert

I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.

19points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

I asked a German guy if he did and he told me played 9. I didn't even know there that many consoles out right now!

2points

#10

The Rest Police

Pun about police and a three-year old Why did the police go to the daycare center? A three-year-old was resisting a rest.

19points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

And here I was hoping for a pun that involved that old 90's movie kindergarten cop!

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#11

The Lion, The None-Of-Your-Business, And The Wardrobe

I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there. He said it was Narnia business.

17points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Than he ate me alive 😭 💀

1point

#12

Sleuth Humor

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

17points

Anthony Aman 2 years ago

What do you call an alligator who hates men? A castigater. What do you call an alligator initiates trouble? An instigator. What do you call an alligator who pleasures himself? A masturgator.

1point

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#13

Harry Potter And The Walking Secrets

What's Harry Potter's favourite way to get down a hill? Walking...

JK, Rolling.

17points

Cara G 2 years ago

Okay this one is pretty good!

3points

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#14

Traffic Humor

I was sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got run over.

17points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

I would have moved but I was just so distracted watching this chicken cross the road...

1point

#15

Electric Enlightenment

Pun about lightning I was struggling to figure out how lightning works. Then it struck me.

17points

James Cox 2 years ago

Stop it

1point

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#16

Nosey Humor

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

"Between us, something smells."

17points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

"yeah, it reallys blows!" The right eye replied!

3points

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#17

Origins Of Milkshakes

Where do milkshakes come from? Nervous cows.

16points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

No, you have to wait for an earth quake if you want organic but any of those exercise belts they used to use in the 50's will do if your okay with nonorganic

3points

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#18

Sweet Venom

What do you get if you cross a snake with a pie? A pie-thon.

16points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

What do you get when you cross a pie with undies? A pie-thong!

1point

#19

Creepy Cross Breeds

What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie talkie.

16points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Thanks for all the nightmares 😰

1point

#20

An Orange Fantasy

Pun about swimming in the sea I had a crazy dream last night. I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of orange soda. Turns out it was just a fanta-sea.

16points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

I got a rousing speach during a storm that got all the sailors working together. It was a pep-sea!

2points

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#21

A Saucy Tale

I told my friend I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I rode straight pasta.

16points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Yeah, but then it snapped and he broke his noodle!

4points

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#22

Magia De Numeros

A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and began to count. "Uno… Dos…" and then POOF, he disappeared without a Tres.

16points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

He was nacho great performer though, his act was just too cheesy

4points

#23

No Goals With A Goalie

Why should you never break up with a goalie? Because he's a keeper.

16points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Yet the only way to score is if he leaves 😔

4points

#24

Probably The Worst Pun

What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.

16points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

🌴🥥

0points

#25

Television For Sale

An add pun I saw an ad that said "television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full" and I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.

16points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

After watching a fix it video on YouTube with earmits on, he enjoyed his 90 inch OLED curved screen for only $1

1point

#26

Giddyup

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? "Do you have any water? I'm a little horse."

15points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

But he wouldn't pony up the cash, so he went thirsty.

2points

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#27

Food Humor

"Do you want to taco 'bout it?" "It's nacho problem."

15points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago (edited)

I do want to tacobout how I'm a nacho man

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#28

A Corny Pun

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where is pop corn?"

15points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

"He went out for butter, son." "But mama, he has been gone for 10 years now!" 😭

2points

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#29

Foggy Mornings

I wanted to take a picture of the fog this morning but I mist my chance. I guess I could dew it tomorrow.

15points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

I thought it said frog at first read 🤔🐸

0points

#30

The Invisible Man

"Doctor, there’s a patient on line one that says he’s invisible."

"Well, tell him I can’t see him right now."

15points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

But only when I'm naked and no one is looking at me and I'm not looking at myself

-1point

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#31

Planets pun What kind of songs do the planets sing? Nep-tunes.

15points

Varghese Philip 2 years ago

Freddy Mercury songs.

3points

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#32

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

14points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

👀

0points

#33

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe.

14points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

If he is a sailer he could be a maybeknot

4points

#34

What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey.

14points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

And if your looking for the key I put it in the bread

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#35

I used to be a tap dancer, until I fell in the sink.

14points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

I'm turning the garbage disposal on for this one

1point

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#36

Pirate pun What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey.

14points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Then he died of scurvy. RIP stumpy, RIP

0points

#37

How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed.

14points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Later it was hanged.

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#38

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.

13points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

You humans all to hell!

1point

#39

What do you get when two dinosaur crash their cars? A T-wrecks.

13points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Unfortunately this does happen a lot, those tiny arms are not condusive to safe driving 😔🦖

0points

#40

Cheese pun What do you call cheese which isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

13points

Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

I don't get it. There's no such thing as cheese that isn't mine.

8points

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#41

"Why don't I get my friends 'Harry Potter' jokes?"

"Because there is something Ron with you."

13points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Here I was thinking this joke was going to be the one that could not be told :-/

1point

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#42

My friend made a joke about the TV controller. It wasn't remotely funny.

13points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

But seeing as he made the joke in person, I still laughed

0points

#43

Once, there was a lumberjack who wandered into a magical forest. As he swung his axe at a tree, the tree said "don’t cut me down, I’m a talking tree!" The lumberjack replied, "and you will dialogue."

13points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Woah there, he never said he was an evil supervillain tree!

0points

#44

Why did the cat go to medical school? To become a first aid kit.

12points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

.ten

1point

#45

Sad cheese pun What do you call a sad cheese? A blue cheese.

12points

Prius Owner 2 years ago

Better said as "What kind of cheese is always sad? Blue cheese."

5points

#46

What did the waiter say when he dropped a hotdog? It could have been wurst.

12points

Philly Bob Squires 2 years ago

I once traded a sausage for a sea bird... I took a tern for the wurst. I'll see myself out now!

2points

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#47

Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was too tired.

12points

#48

What's an astronaut's favourite part of a computer? The space bar.

12points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Here I was thinking it was the oxygen control system 😅

0points

#49

How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints.

12points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago (edited)

Doublemintblindexperimints to be exact

2points

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#50

Party in the space pun How do you throw a party in space? You planet.

12points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

🌍🌎🌏

0points

#51

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

12points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Hey, Eclipsed my car the other day, the moon shouldn't be cutting his hair and driving!

1point

#52

Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.

12points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

🦴

1point

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#53

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

12points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago (edited)

Explains why my teacher had so many lights pointed my way 😭😂😭

-1point

#54

Bobby broke his finger today, but on the other hand he was completely fine.

12points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago (edited)

It was on his left hand, for a bit he will be all right.

3points

#55

Which day of the week is a chicken's least favourite? Fry-day.

11points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

No, it's the first day back to work. Whatever that day might be. For me Wednesday

-2points

#56

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class? Why the long face?

11points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Hey is for horses

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#57

Learning to sleep upside down is hard for bats, but eventually they get the hang of it.

11points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Or plummet to their deaths... You know, either or... 🦇🦇🦇

-1point

#58

What does the baker always say to his customers? Do you oven come here?

11points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago (edited)

Do you oven care this makes no sense Dave? Did you even think about that Dave? Did you Dave?

0points

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#59

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard it was good but it had no atmosphere.

11points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Yet everyone had a rocking good time

1point

#60

Butter pun Did you hear the rumour about the butter? Never mind, it wouldn't spread.

11points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

See mayo is a spread just like butter! I maintain the other joke about it being dressing makes no sense!

0points

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#61

I wanted to learn to dance so I started with salsa. I wanted something I could dip in to.

11points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

It also helped that it woukd spice up my romance!

2points

#62

I've just been fired from a clock factory, even after all those extra hours I put in.

11points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

But I guess it's good to be overtime

0points

#63

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.

11points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

🌋

0points

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#64

What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

11points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

No, to bake cookies in oak trees

0points

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#65

Speed bump phobia pun I have a speed bump phobia, but I'm slowly getting over it.

11points

#66

What did Mars say to Saturn?

"Give me a ring sometime."

11points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

The sun is burning to know if he did!

0points

#67

"Doctor, doctor, help! I think I'm shrinking!"

"Take this and you’ll be back to normal in a few weeks. Until then, you’ll just have to be a little patient."

11points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Wait, this doc looks sus like the mad hatter 🤔

-2points

#68

Thanks for explaining the word many to me, it means a lot.

11points

#69

Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies.

10points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago (edited)

Yeah but they don't go for the normal snacks while there. All they bring are cow pies.

0points

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#70

Fangs and webbed feet pun What has fangs and webbed feet? Count Duckula.

10points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago (edited)

Goosetackular joke???

-1point

#71

What was the goal of the detective duck? To quack the case of course.

10points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

He was a quack though, smeh, never solved it! 😒

0points

#72

Why are all dogs bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.

10points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

What if it's a whale of a tale that goes beyond the pale and is overall without compare? Would you say it's a tale there?

0points

#73

What happens when it's raining cats and dogs? I don't know but you can step in a poodle.

10points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

😰 spare the dogo!

-1point

#74

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

10points

#75

Dog and sandpaper pun What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Ruff!

10points

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#76

A cheese sandwich walks into a bar. The waiter says, "we don't serve food here."

10points

#77

What did the clock do when he was hungry? He went back four seconds.

10points

#78

What type of candy is never on time? Choco-late.

10points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Chocochoochoo into my mouth 🚂🍫🍫🍫🚋

-1point

#79

What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator? Hey, close the door, I'm dressing!

10points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

No, that was the ranch. Mayo is a spread, it was in the middle of the splits at the time.

2points

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#80

Soda pun Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

10points

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#81

Did you hear about the antiques collector who found an old Coca Cola lamp? She was soda lighted.

10points

#82

What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta.

10points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Make it stop, please God let it be over! 😭

1point

#83

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed.

10points

#84

How much room should you give fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.

10points

#85

Funny joke and boomerang pun I heard a funny joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it'll come back to me.

10points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Krikey!

-1point

#86

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A stick.

10points

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#87

I used to wonder why frisbees looked bigger the closer they got. Then it hit me.

10points

#88

Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.

10points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

$50,000 obo. No low ball offers, I know what I have!

-1point

#89

Why don't you interrupt someone working on a puzzle? You'll hear some crosswords.

10points

#90

Basketball players pun Why are basketball players such messy eaters? Because they’re always dribbling.

10points

#91

What did the nose say to the finger? Quit picking on me.

10points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Your just a gold digger! It continued to accuse!

1point

#92

How much does it cost a pirate to gets his ears pierced? About a buck an ear.

10points

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#93

Don't drink with ghosts, they can't handle their boos.

10points

#94

Pencils could be made with erasers at each end, but what would be the point?

10points

#95

Vampire and cold pun How can you tell if a vampire has a cold? He starts coffin.

10points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

⚰️

-1point

#96

I'm working on a device that reads minds. I'd love to hear your thoughts.

10points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

It's a scary place there 😬

-1point

#97

How can you tell if the ocean is friendly? It waves.

10points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Hello 👋

-2points

#98

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.

10points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

🧊🧛‍♂️🧊

-2points

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#99

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Unfortunately he lost his case.

10points

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But won 4.9 billion dollars.max cap for liability was only $400 so it was reduced 😔

-2points

#100

The judge and the skunk pun What did the judge say when the skunk came into the courtroom? "Odor in the court."

10points

#101

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

9points

#102

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

9points

#103

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it's pee is silent.

9points

#104

Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.

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#105

Cats favourite color pun What's a cats favourite colour? Purrr-ple.

9points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Red, cuz they love them some murder! 😼

-2points

#106

What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking? Alpaca lunch.

9points

#107

What animal is at a baseball game? A bat.

9points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Doesn't everyone know that? It's cuz their a class act! That's a fact.

-2points

#108

How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.

9points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Not a bad nut though, then you get sent to the trash compactor.

-2points

#109

What dog keeps the best time? A watch dog.

9points

#110

A friend of mine annoyed me with bird puns. But toucan play that game.

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#111

What did the dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot.

9points

#112

Why did the cookie go to hospital? Because he felt crummy.

9points

#113

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me.

9points

#114

How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.

9points

Varghese Philip 2 years ago

What does one do for falling hair? Just step aside.

0points

#115

Baby strawberry pun Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because its parents were in a jam.

9points

#116

What did the pizza say to the beautiful topping? I never SAUsage a beautiful face.

9points

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#117

How do you make a good egg roll? You push it down a hill.

9points

#118

What is every soccer players favourite drink? Penal-tea.

9points

#119

Why didn't the orange win the race? He ran out of juice.

9points

#120

Pizza pun What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you? Slice to meet you.

9points

#121

How do you say goodbye to a hotdog? Bun voyage.

9points

#122

What do cakes and a baseball have in common? They both need a batter.

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#123

What did the librarian say when the books were a mess? We ought to be ashamed of ourshelves.

9points

#124

Which building in New York has the most stories? The public library.

9points

#125

Robot pun Why are robots never afraid? They have nerves of steel.

9points

#126

What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.

9points

#127

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying? You rocket.

9points

#128

If you ever feel cold just stand in a corner. They’re usually around 90 degrees.

9points

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#129

When is the moon at its heaviest? When it's full.

9points

#130

Volcano pun What do you call an attractive volcano? Lava-ble.

9points

#131

What did the ghost teacher say to his class? "Look at the board and I will go through it again."

9points

#132

Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.

8points

#133

Why didn't the crab donate to charity? He's shellfish.

8points

#134

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

8points

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#135

Pizza pun If your dog was craving pizza what kind of pizza would he want? Puperoni.

8points

#136

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks.

8points

#137

I once met a pig that did karate. We called him Pork Chop.

8points

#138

What do you call a cow spying on another cow? A steak out.

8points

#139

What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.

8points

#140

Dog chasing his tail pun Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet.

8points

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#141

Why did the giraffe get bad grades? Because he had his head in the clouds.

8points

#142

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.

8points

#143

What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor.

8points

#144

What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck? A firequacker.

8points

#145

Dinosaur pun Which dinosaur has the best vocabulary? The thesaurus.

8points

#146

What noise do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier? Cowboom.

8points

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#147

What is a computer's favorite snack? Computer chips.

8points

#148

What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.

8points

#149

What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip.

8points

#150

Butcher pun Why did the butcher do overtime last week? To make ends meat.

8points

#151

Why was the cookie sad? Because his mum was a wafer so long.

8points

#152

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

8points

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#153

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.

8points

#154

I went to a restaurant last night and had the Wookie steak. It was a little chewy.

8points

#155

Pickles pun How do pickles enjoy a day out? They relish it.

8points

Jestinna Welch 2 years ago (edited)

Why do pickles love family reunions? Because they relish their thyme together.

1point

#156

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno your business.

8points

#157

What do you call an upset brownie? A frownie.

8points

#158

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

8points

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#159

Two pickles fell out of the jar onto the floor. What did one pickle say to the other? Dill with it.

8points

#160

Musical instrument pun What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

8points

#161

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

8points

#162

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "what kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I’m a big metal fan."

8points

#163

What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.

8points

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#164

Do you want to know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless, but I guess that’s how they roll.

8points

#165

Plant kisses pun What do you get when you give a plant kisses? Two lips.

8points

#166

Learning to collect trash wasn't that hard. I just picked it up as I went along.

8points

#167

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-trophobic.

8points

#168

I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, but when I got home all the pages were blank. There are no words to describe how angry I am.

8points

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#169

Toilet pun What did one toilet say to the other?

"You look flushed."

8points

Varghese Philip 2 years ago

You're full of s**t!

1point

#170

Today my son walked over and said "could I have a book mark"? I burst into tears. 11-years-old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

8points

#171

What washes up on very small beaches? Microwaves.

8points

#172

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.

8points

Jestinna Welch 2 years ago

Ugh it's cuz he's lives in Neverland... Duh lol.. I'll give you an A for Affort tho...

1point

#173

What did the elephant say when he stopped in the middle of telling a story? Never mind, I realize this is irrelephant.

7points

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#174

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "wow I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop", goes the weasel.

7points

#175

Cheetah and lion pun "I'm no cheetah." "You're lion!"

7points

#176

A wife says to her husband that a moose is falling from the sky. The husband looks and says, it's just reindeer.

7points

#177

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.

7points

#178

Who stole the soap out of the bathtub? The robber ducky.

7points

#179

What was the reporter doing in the ice cream shop? Getting the scoop.

7points

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#180

Farm pun Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn have ears.

7points

#181

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.

7points

#182

Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

7points

#183

How does a vampire start a letter? "Tomb it may concern..."

7points

#184

What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hi bud."

7points

#185

Scarecrow winning an award pun Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

7points

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#186

What do you a call a knight who afraid to fight? Sir Render.

7points

#187

Why did Johnny throw his clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

7points

#188

What do you call a ghost's true love? His ghoul-friend.

7points

#189

Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel room on the moon? Because it was full.

7points

#190

Dracula with hayfever pun What do you call Dracula with hayfever? The pollen count.

7points

#191

What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A dino-snore.

6points

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#192

Why can't you play hockey with a pig? They always hog the pucks.

6points

#193

Why did the book join the police? He wanted to go undercover.

6points

#194

Have an egg-cellent day. I hope it's eggs-tra good.

4points

Bad Jokes That Are Not So Bad After All

You have got to agree; these puns and jokes were too good to be bad. We’re sure that at least a few cracked you up real good! Did you vote for the most terrible pun that was so bad that it completely aligned with your broken sense of humor? If not, do it right away! And don’t forget to let us know your favorite one in the comments.

Neilas Šurkus

I'm Neilas, Content Production Manager for Bored Panda in the Home & Design category. In this role, I try to ensure the quality of our articles to bring the best possible web surfing experience to our readers. I love a well-structured, informative, and illustrative article, whether it's for design ideas, gardening solutions, or cute dogs and cats. I made it my mission to ensure our readers get to experience the same thing. As for my personal interests, I produce music, sometimes go out and take pictures of nice stuff, and have petrol running through my veins. I'm an avid fan of Formula 1 and Motorsport in general, taking every chance I get to burn some rubber at local go-cart tracks. Of course, movies, gaming, and racing simulators are a big part of my daily life, too.

I'm Neilas, Content Production Manager for Bored Panda in the Home & Design category. In this role, I try to ensure the quality of our articles to bring the best possible web surfing experience to our readers. I love a well-structured, informative, and illustrative article, whether it's for design ideas, gardening solutions, or cute dogs and cats. I made it my mission to ensure our readers get to experience the same thing. As for my personal interests, I produce music, sometimes go out and take pictures of nice stuff, and have petrol running through my veins. I'm an avid fan of Formula 1 and Motorsport in general, taking every chance I get to burn some rubber at local go-cart tracks. Of course, movies, gaming, and racing simulators are a big part of my daily life, too.

Melanie Gervasoni

Writer on a quest to explore every corner of the world, one country at a time. Fueled by my love for Arcane, oversized hoodies, and weightlifting, I try my best to bring even more fun energy to Bored Panda. My cup of tea? Pop culture, funny content, sharing interesting facts about the world, and creating listicles for fellow Pandas. When I’m not crafting articles, my eyes are still glued to a screen — be it binge-watching my favorite shows, leveling up in video games, or learning Spanish with Duolingo. Always on the hunt for the ultimate playlist, I scour Deezer to find the right tunes to listen to while working on my creative projects.

Writer on a quest to explore every corner of the world, one country at a time. Fueled by my love for Arcane, oversized hoodies, and weightlifting, I try my best to bring even more fun energy to Bored Panda. My cup of tea? Pop culture, funny content, sharing interesting facts about the world, and creating listicles for fellow Pandas. When I’m not crafting articles, my eyes are still glued to a screen — be it binge-watching my favorite shows, leveling up in video games, or learning Spanish with Duolingo. Always on the hunt for the ultimate playlist, I scour Deezer to find the right tunes to listen to while working on my creative projects.

Rutuja Dumbre

Hey, am Rutuja! A storyteller at heart and a writer at Bored Panda. I have a strange love for words, and I mostly survive on coffee which is the driving force behind my writing. I enjoy working on articles that purely entertain our readers. When am not writing or trekking, you can find me staying up late and watching all the matches of Football Club Barcelona!

Hey, am Rutuja! A storyteller at heart and a writer at Bored Panda. I have a strange love for words, and I mostly survive on coffee which is the driving force behind my writing. I enjoy working on articles that purely entertain our readers. When am not writing or trekking, you can find me staying up late and watching all the matches of Football Club Barcelona!

What do you think ?

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

I could only get to about 30 😭😂😅

1point

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

I could only get to about 30 😭😂😅

1point

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