i think the blue button controls the rate of flow

A small price to get rid of a clear psychopath.

Next time find a trash panda not a trash partner! They are cuter

"It's not my fault! They're very good boys!"

What an asshat

How do couples like this even get married.

What a nice cuddle, all warm and toezy.

Clever bastard.

Oh, the irony

Lol so close

0 to creep real quick.

OMG 😲, it shouldn't have been anywhere she'd have thought it was clean then 😳

Dude is Jupid

Ewwww!

Gosh, that is a lot of toilet paper used in two weeks! Are you alright? 😄

Did he give you a pole for pole dancing?

Ik ik ew!

D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Forget about that! Where did you buy this knife from? I'm interested

ok so he is a Solutions Engineer, but is he a Good Solutions Engineer?

Game must be very energy intensive because that's a hell of a lot of calories.

When your wife asks you to do something and you want to make sure she won't ask again😡😡😡😡😡

Wth is wrong with him 😐

My dog did this one time when I left a pack on coffee table

One of the positive things of not having a roommate is that you are not in danger to end up in jail

I'll help you pack! But take the dessert with you

Is he German by any chance, lol.

It's still good enough to cut his throat. Accidents do happen....

That guy is either blind or has never in his life cooked rice before.

man this takes some skill

instant red flag-

I hope that woman finds a way out of this relationship

Leave empty condom packages in his night stand... He will get the message.

He thinks this is the pad for writing down the shopping list.

Mix all ten bags and you have your very own custom bag of party mix!

I don’t think they know what coasters are used for actually

It would have been a great joke, if he'd got her a Nimbus 2000 instead.

I am sure he did not misunderstood. 😂

😂😂😂

Not sure what is worse, that photo or my husbands ocd that every bulb in the house has to match. I replaced a solitary lamp bulb once and he went thermo nuclear because it didn't match the rest.

I have this. I get which brand is on sale, so if I run out of the clear LED bulbs I use the frosted, and I still have some of CFL's in case needed.

I have something similar except every bulb is different. It's actually pretty interesting.

I'm ok with this one.

HAHAHAHAA.... That's not funny.

🎶 Two of these things are not like the others...🎶

Ok but buying lightbulbs requires a PhD

I’m surprised the spiral one didn’t explode. Had that happen once in a lamp with one regular and one spiral light (my ex husbands fault!)

????

Whatever bulbs are on sale.

I'm sure he thinks: What's the problem? They're all lights!

At least he replaced the ones not working. I've seen were only one of 8 was working.

Why so many bulbs? Huge power use..it looks creative anyhow!!

Well...at least he changes the lights!

Mine is the same . seven bulbs . Some where in the house when I got it 20 years ago . But they still light up .

Did not have time to read the labels of the light bulbs in the store.

Well if you ever get tired or feel lazy you know he doesn't have high standards or expectations...