i think the blue button controls the rate of flow

A small price to get rid of a clear psychopath.

Next time find a trash panda not a trash partner! They are cuter

"It's not my fault! They're very good boys!"

What an asshat

How do couples like this even get married.

What a nice cuddle, all warm and toezy.

Clever bastard.

Oh, the irony

Lol so close

0 to creep real quick.

OMG 😲, it shouldn't have been anywhere she'd have thought it was clean then 😳

Dude is Jupid

Ewwww!

Gosh, that is a lot of toilet paper used in two weeks! Are you alright? 😄

Did he give you a pole for pole dancing?

Honey, WHY do you put up with being treated like trash. GO! Get out. If you have kids, they deserve better.

Kick him to the curb. You deserve someone who recognizes all you do and makes the gesture to show it. Even if he just came home with some daisies for you that he stopped and picked by the roadside, it would mean he appreciates you.

What a coincidence! My husband got me the very same.

My husband dosn't give gifts on these days either... but I get so many gifts other days. New shoes, big boxes of lego, payed my fine to the police without saying a word etc. It is not the dates your special person get your gift... it is that they do ❤

ouch

I have the same selection of gifts

Bye bye hubby, you selfish a__hole

We married that same guy? 18 years and a total of 2 gifts! That's it.

I asked a co worker once what he got his wife for Mother's Day. He said he didn't get her anything because she's not his mother. Their kids can get her something. I was like wth?!? She birthed your children! My dad has always gotten my mom something for Mother's Day and my now ex always got me something.

I know, exactly what my huaband has bought me

I can't think of any good reason for that.

My favorite gifts are not material objects either, but experiences.

Regift them to him.

Obviously he thinks you know better about what gifts you want… I recommend buying what you want.. jewelry, emeralds, clothes, a car you want… what can he say? He has missed so many occasions

Wow. Just wow.

Yet, you are still a couple...

Do husband's buy their wives gifts for mother's day? That's kind of weird.

Mine got me the exact same!

If you have separate charge accounts, then feel free to buy yourself something very, very nice for each occasion.

Keeps down the clutter.

Perhaps not a great reason to file for divorce, but certainly a good enough one to get separate bedrooms.

Damn !

Get rid of that loser. You’re not important to him, the lack of gifts on special days is proof of that.

Lemon Pledge?

This is a symptom of serious relationship trouble...

We have a "no gift" policy - it all goes on the kids even though they are old enough to have kids of their own.

not recognizing a special occasion is fine if there is an agreement but not to even think of her at least Christmas or what ever is most important to her is just really passive aggressive way of saying i don't care about you.

Ou, Im so sorry 😩

Well what's the odds... My husband has the same taste in gifts as yours does.