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It has been said that you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover. But there’s an online community that’s calling utter BS on that. r/TerribleCovers has 79,000 members who all gather on a daily basis, to laugh and cry at badly dressed books. These guys have the inside scoop on all the hilarious and hideous book cover fails. And they aren't afraid to share, or shame.

From cringe old classics, to kitsch self-help books, and confusing romance novels, there’s no shortage of paperbacks and hardbacks lining up to take part in the next edition of Extreme Makeover. Or at the very least, get their pages on a better fitting jacket.

Bored Panda has put together a library of our personal favorites (or worsts) from the page. Grab your reading glasses and keep scrolling. Don’t forget to upvote your top contestants.

#1

Just Found This Sub, Thought You All Would Appreciate The Sodfather

Terrible book cover titled "The Sodfather" depicting a smiling man in hat and vest.

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brandyy17
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2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ngl this is hilarious and i give the guy credit. it couldve been horrible but nope its perfect the way it is

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    Hello, My Name Is William Goldman. You Designed This Cover. Prepare To Die

    Bizarre book cover featuring floating figures and a snake on a tree branch under a whimsical sky.

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    #3

    When You Need To Make A Quick Buck But Are Too Busy To Read One Sentence About The Book You're Designing A Cover For

    Terrible book cover with a cowboy hat on hay, "All Quiet on the Western Front" title in bold letters.

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    We’re often taught not to judge a book by its cover. After all, you never know what beauty and magic could be hidden within. But this doesn’t stop people from doing so anyway. When it comes to the human beings we meet or the actual, literal books we encounter in shops, on shelves or online.

    One survey found that 57% of Americans buy books (and 80% avoid books) solely based on their covers. And therefore, bad cover design is one of the most common reasons for low book sales.

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    #6

    This Sure Is Something

    Terrible book cover featuring a man with a trumpet and mushrooms outdoors.

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    Mavis
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought it meant "hip" as in cool and I thought that cant be right that doesn't look cool at all. But I now realise its to fit in your hip pocket. Duh!

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    “​​Humans are visual creatures,” explains best-selling author Tucker Max. “We see our way through the world, and vision is our defining sense. Humans can be immediately reached, engaged, and moved by color and shape because these images enter the brain literally at light speed. This is the power of design.”

    Max says that book covers exist to give visual form to written content. “A great cover makes someone in your intended audience say ‘I need to read that,’ by showing them why the book matters to them in a way they can immediately grasp (or at least raising their interest enough to want to learn more). It should help your audience realize that they should be reading your book.”

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    #9

    Why God, Why?

    Terrible book cover featuring a teen devotional titled "If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open?"

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    Stygtand
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that it says “over 100.000 in print”, instead of sold. I cant help but imagine the author sitting at home with every room filled with copies of this book.

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    However, some argue that the cover isn’t the first, or only, thing someone judges before buying a book. Writing Cooperative notes that nowadays, books aren’t only bought in physical stores anymore.

    “Most books are now discovered either by in-person word of mouth or online, and in both cases, what is the first piece of information they receive? The title,” reads their site.

    The experts say while a good title won’t necessarily ensure your book flies off the shelves, a bad title "will almost certainly prevent it from doing well." As the Cooperative puts it, many potential readers stop considering buying the book once they have heard the title, and nothing else.

    A study published in the Journal of Retailing and Consumer Services found that around a third of books are bought as gifts, women buy and read more books than men, and that higher-educated and older consumers tend to read and buy more books.

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    The same study found when deciding on whether to buy a book, the top factors noted by those surveyed were the "Title”, "Synopsis”, “Subject covered in book”, “Recommendation of family and friends” and “Books with discount/on sale”.

    #14

    I Think We Can All Agree The Animorphs Covers Are All Deeply Disturbing

    Animorphs book cover with a boy morphing into an owl, showcasing a unique design.

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    According to the Writing Cooperative, "almost every potential reader will judge whether or not to buy and read your book before they have read one single word inside the book."

    They also say that often, readers aren't even aware of their thought process when browsing a book store. But that it takes less than a minute for someone to give the book a thumbs up or a big fat "no" before they either head to the till to pay or put the book down and move on.

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    #17

    I Think Orwell Deserves Way Better

    Unusual book cover for George Orwell's "Nineteen Eighty-Four," featuring smiling figures and stylized artwork.

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    #18

    Wow. Just. Wow

    Terrible book cover of "The Two Towers" featuring unusual character illustrations.

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    David Morgan
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a book that makes it clear Legolas and Gimli were VERY good friends...it only needs a Boromir who looks like Fabio to be complete...

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    "These buying decisions are a series of instantaneous and mostly unconscious judgments. They are made in less than 60 seconds, and they are made together, each influencing the other, not individually," notes the site. "These judgments are real and substantive; in most cases, they are the main evaluation and purchase triggers."

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    #20

    Interested In Initiation?

    Terrible book cover titled "Initiation Into Witchcraft" featuring a person in white, with dark make-up, set in a mystical forest.

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    Dar Mal
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using your MySpace photo for a cover image is not a good idea!

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    #25

    I Don’t Know What’s Worse, The Spelling Mistake Or The Cover Design

    Eccentric book cover featuring a woman in vintage attire, titled "The Mountain Inn: Paranormle Romance."

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    T.M.P Janssen
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like an early 2010 cover for a fanfiction made in Paint

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    #30

    So Sad…

    Terrible book cover featuring "Microwave Cooking for One" by Marie T. Smith with a table full of dishes.

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    David Morgan
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Setting aside the VAST quantity of food, how in the hell do you make chilled desserts (like the milkshake in the back) with a microwave?

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    #31

    Demons... Exposed!

    Terrible book cover featuring "Demons Exposed" with a biblical theme and spiritual warfare text.

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    LauraDragonWench
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something's definitely exposed, and it looks like the guy is enjoying the hell outta it!

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    #36

    Fun Fact: The Author Is The Father Of (And Literally Wrote The Book On) Modern Psychological Warfare

    Terrible book cover featuring a face merging with a cat's eyes, titled "The Instrumentality of Mankind."

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    Arlnee
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F yeah Cordwainer Smith! Thanks to him we also have Lt. M'ress from the Star Trek animated series (she was based on C'Mell from this series). I recommend the short story Mother Hitton's Littul Kittons, Think Blue Count Two, and of course Norstrilia, which is Australia In Space with Humongous Sheep That Grant Immortality! Seriously though, read his books.

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    #37

    No Man Knows My Pastries

    Man holding a woman in pink dress against a heart-patterned background, illustrating a humorous book cover.

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    LauraDragonWench
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know the story behind this photo and yet I don't - like, REALLY don't - want to know.

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    #38

    These Awful Persian / Farsi Translation Harry Potter Covers

    Terrible book cover with flying car, Harry Potter title, and surreal elements.

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    LauraDragonWench
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compared to some of the covers on this list, this one is practically fine art.

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    #40

    Found At A Goodwill Bins Store Two Years Ago

    Terrible book cover featuring "Tramp for the Lord" by Corrie Ten Boom.

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    Bill Swallow
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the author's fault, but that cover looks like Henry Kissinger finally came out of the closet.

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    #41

    She Has Something On Tap For The Poor B*****d

    Terrible book cover featuring a couple kissing and a hobo watching with a bottle in hand.

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a fake book cover spoofing bad book covers, isn't it? I believe I have seen this somewhere else. Edit: OK, it is, but it's hysterical. Reddit · r/fakebookcovers 3.4K subscribers in the fakebookcovers community. this subreddit is dedicated to fake parody book covers.

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    #43

    Was Told To Share This Here As Well On R/Janeausten, The Worst Austen Cover I’ve Ever Encountered While Book Shopping

    Unusual "Sense and Sensibility" book cover with a woman in period clothing against a cityscape background.

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    LauraDragonWench
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is...is she dead? I know zombies showed up in P&P, but I don't remember them being in S&S. 😂

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    #44

    Saw This In A Donation Bin The Other Day

    Terrible book cover featuring a woman in yellow with a knife and a man lying below, titled "Gender Genocide."

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    Upgrade Your TV Dinner

    Terrible book cover featuring a burger, corn, and cake for a microwave cooking book.

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    Wendy Miller
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably from my parents house. We had this exact book. We might even have gotten it with our first microwave.

    #47

    Miserable Candle Man Is My Favorite Beatles Song

    Terrible book cover of "The Beatles Illustrated Lyrics" featuring a surreal candle-headed figure.

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    #49

    Lesbian Horse Stories, No Wonder The Book Is Big

    Terrible book cover featuring "The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories" with two women and a horse.

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    Sleestak
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve heard of it with penguins and a few other species, but this is the first time for horses.

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    #53

    Found This Absolute Gem At My Neighborhood Lfl

    Terrible book cover featuring a man with gardening tools, surrounded by cartoonish potatoes and sunflowers.

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    Earthquake903
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read this book. Saw him in Albany, Ga. Very funny guy. Opening act sang a song that went something like this, "get your tongue outta my mouth cause I'm kissing you goodbye".

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    #55

    Le Hobbit: I'll See Your Chonky Bilbo And Raise You Whatever The Eff This Is

    Terrible book cover of "Bilbo le hobbit" featuring a pink dragon and a wizard by a flaming castle.

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    Bill Swallow
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse - (and in this case, the cover is far milder than the actual text...) Let's see if BP lets it through, since they are censoring .jpgs now. Astra-and-...0327c8.jpg Astra-and-Flondrix-67dc6a60327c8.jpg

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    #56

    Bro, You Are A Shark

    Terrible book cover showing a child riding a shark with an eagle and a monk in a fantasy scene.

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    StPaul9
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a pirate! Yar-har fiddedily dee dee being a pirate is all ye can be.

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    #57

    Yes, It's That Adolf

    Terrible book cover featuring "Adolf" graphic novel by Osamu Tezuka, showcasing a dramatic and emotional scene.

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    Bill Swallow
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to the uninformed: Tezuka was a manga / anime artist and writer who created 'Astro Boy' (Tetsuan Atom) and 'Kimba the White Lion', among others.

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    #58

    I Wouldn't Bet On This Hobbit To Get The Ring Anywhere

    Terrible book cover of "The Hobbit" by J.R.R. Tolkien showing a sword-wielding character and creature.

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    LauraDragonWench
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    2 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I had this book! In fact, I had the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy done in this same cover design. Makes me rather nostalgic.

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    #61

    Servants Of The Wankh Is A Seminal Sci-Fi Series

    Fantasy book cover showing a king on a throne held by a man, stylized urban backdrop; example of a terrible book cover.

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    #66

    L. Ron Hubbard Had Some Truly Wild Cover Art

    Terrible book cover featuring a person in a bear costume with a pink curtain backdrop.

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now see, this is exactly what I would expect for a L. Ron Hubbard book.

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    #67

    For God's Sake

    Terrible book cover featuring a rainbow-colored cat head and humanoid figures under an orange sky.

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My two kittens asked if I would get this for them. I am afraid it might give them ideas. More ideas . . . .

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    #68

    Fun Fact: There Is No Word In Swedish For "Copyright Infringement"

    Terrible book cover featuring a science fiction character with helmet and red cape.

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    #70

    Found This In A Bookstore In Alabama. I Regret Not Buying It

    Terrible book cover: Hand holding glowing star with text "Oozing For My Lord" by Betty Carolyn Hearon-Love.

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    #71

    2,000 Years In The Future And This Book Is The Only Surviving Work Of Literature

    Terrible book cover featuring a couple amidst flowers, titled "Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf."

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    KDav
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a fairly recent book and all of her titles are like this. Fantastic!

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    #80

    Saw This At My Local Used Bookshop

    Terrible book cover of "Their Majesties' Bucketeers" featuring unusual creatures and a historical building.

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must say, I have never seen an image quite like this, and I have read a LOT of sci-fi books. I am intrigued and disturbed at the same time.

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    #88

    Fighting Fantasy Did Great Things. Terrible, But Great

    Terrible book cover with warrior, tigers, and "Daggers of Darkness" title in bold.

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    P_Ern
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    1 day ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine getting teabagged with that thing hanging in the g r o i n area. Ouch!

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    #90

    Train On This Book Cover Isn't Even On The Rails

    Train on tracks with lighthouse and anchor, featuring one of the terrible book covers.

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    #91

    Moira: The Zorzen War: The Divided Worlds: Book 3!!!

    Fantasy book cover with a warrior woman, dragon, and mythical creatures.

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    #92

    Philosopher’s Stone Cover Art

    Terrible book cover with a train image for "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" by J.K. Rowling.

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    Dar Mal
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this whole series of covers. They were the "Adult Covers" for those who wanted to read the novels on the Tube but not be embarrassed by the children's covers

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    #93

    Terrible Frankenstein Collection

    Terrible book cover of "Frankenstein" featuring a monstrous face in a snowy setting.

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    #95

    You Come Across Some Gems Working In A Used Bookstore

    Terrible book cover featuring a startled Chihuahua, a flamingo, and palm trees on the book "Sunburn."

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    LauraDragonWench
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes, my eyes!! Eye bleach isn't enough - this calls for some gouging. 😵

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    #97

    The Psychic Sasquatch & Their UFO Connection

    Terrible book cover featuring a psychic Sasquatch and UFOs with eerie forest background.

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    Bettye McKee
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. Strangely enough, I am less afraid of Sasquatch now. We probably have the same hairdresser.

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    Do you enjoy seeing terrible book covers?

    Yes, they are hilarious

    No, they are misleading

    Sometimes, if they're really bad

    I have no opinion