Kids do this

I would have moved the mat right next to his work station and, if one was handy, placed a hot air fan beside it aimed right at his face.

Animals!

Why?

Why? Just, why?

It's not about the plants, it's about the monkeys and parrots.

who brings the big blue bbq cooler for lunch?

*facepalms

If they're put on the floor then in there, I'd never use that fridge

Maybe there's no ice in it. Dumb but possible..

That is so bizarre. Are they planning on camping in the office for a week straight? If not, there's no excuse. Pretty selfish monopoly on fridge space there.

We used to deal with this ALL the time when I worked in an office. This and stealing food, random purges, people who microwave fish or broccoli, 8 half-drunk soda cans. The office kitchen is where civilization starts to die.

???????????

Toss all of them out now!

I always carried a lot of clout at my jobs (4 to be exact), I would pull all of them out and put them on one of the breakroom tables. I would do that every single day until it stopped. I would welcome people to come and lodge a complaint with me.

It's obvious that cooler bags aren't particularly clean outside. So not only this is a waste of fridge space, it also is unhygienic.

I'm sorry, but this must be from the States, nobody brings that big a lunch to work.

I usually stay away from company fridges. 😬 Good way of avoiding people fingering your lunch.

I weep for humanity.

Even if it's insulated, if you have dairy stuff (yogurt and the like) unless you put in ice packs that stuff will go warm. So if you are willing to eat warm dairy products, be my guest.

Right - one of my biggest pet peeves - why??????????????? you idiots? why???????????

Is this my office?

Maybe not enough desk room to fit the lunch things. IDK.

Wow, if only there was some type of receptacle the workplace can provide for proper disposal of those things. And I'm not even a smoker.

That's not even funny, it's just gross and creepy.

This gives me anxiety...

Welcome to the gleek club

Like a pair of selfish ****s?

Is there a way to mention in front of them how well your mug cleans up with a scrub using baking soda?

Where answering the phone drags it off the table, over and over.

THEY MIXED UP THE KEYS???????

Such effort involved-or not.

Beautiful writing either way

Beat him up with it.

*takes shoes and runs away screaming and laughing*

i can almost feel the stickiness of the screen

Oh, the generosity is underwhelming. I may cry.

If it's his bread, then that's his problem. If other people are expected to share it, he can expect to find mouldy bread in unusual places. ;-)

Just like the ones who don't like crust on the bread maybe but still rude.

This is like the fifth time this has been posted on BP.

Chicken sh*t.

Amazing they can dress themselves-that's so much harder.

How? Just.....how?

Cutting off a piece - fine. Breaking one off using a napkin - fine. This - childish and not fine.

Honestly, I would have just called a tow truck.

C'mon man.