Still, the fact that someone is writing in a foreign language is no reason to alert security. This was dumb on so many levels...

IIRC, the protest was led by a retired science teacher. Explains a lot really.

🎶I be riding and sliding. Haters be hating🎶

But all the calcium! /s

The operative word "think" ....

Haaaahaha Frosty just kicked your a$$ !

Recreational herbs may have been involved.

And they still call this "entry-level"!

This happens because CTO tell HR "hey we need a programmer that knows swift", HR not knowing what it is sticks down a number of years that they feel sounds good and posts it. Happens a lot.

Sounds like a good way to weed out the liars on a job application.

I saw one where the guy got rejected for not being good at the language/ tool he created.

Unless it's in banking/finance, where SWIFT is a long standing messaging system

If I remember correctly, this person is also the one who created Swift?

Taylor "Swift" ?

Swift experience might make you gain eexperience. Swiftly

Wanted: programmer who travels through time

Obviously a trick question.

Steven Wright: Takes out a book and begins reading during a job interview. Interviewer: "What the hell are you doing?" Steven: "Let me ask you this. If you were on a vehicle traveling the speed of light, and you turned on the lights, would they do anything?" Interviewer: "How should I know?" Steven: "I don't want to work for you, then."

Someone most likely confused the Swift programming experience with Swift payment systems experience.

Meant Taylor Swift

Maybe if you worked double shifts?

A lot of companies put that out to see if you know your stuff. So if you happen to know a program has only been out for two years? But they want you to have at least 10 years of experience? Do they know you are lying when you tell them that you have 10 years of experience.

That's why HR should be send to deepest cirle of Hell.

Nah they were talking about the company

Don't complain, make an effort

They cut out the best parts. This was the guy who developed the software!

Accidental Jew

Or to quote the original poster: "i am"

remember guys... be gentle.

Believe me this happens it really does - stupid but very entertaining!

What?? That’s a next level of stupid

A sorta vegan

Hooray, we can be gay with unicorn spray :D

Hey stupids, when in doubt just say animal

How are people like this just left to fend for themselves.

Free healthcare should be a human right, not a way to profit from misery.

I am all for democracy and all but some people really are too stupid to be allowed to vote and especially hold office.

AAAception

*laughing in very dark colour*

Just COVID?

I swear, every time I read these kinds of things, some of my brain cells commit suicide :(

My Mum would absolutely do this!

darwin at his best

Stupid is as stupid does

One of her breaks will be a blast...

I would like to think that behind the grey boxes it says "ninjas". Damn ninjas stealing condoms. Yep. I'm going to go with that.

No one "made" you do anything

we in the UK celebrate the 4th of July as the day we banished you from the empire

What kind of a$$hole does this ffs? Poor doggy.

This has got to be a joke, right?

No sir you must upgrade to a compatible windows ten mouse pad which costs 50% more!

Poor Nate.

Don't put anything in a place where you wouldn't put "Richard" in - Security rule 101

And thank God the rest of us have freeways to hold the diseases at bay! /s

Some anti-vaxxer once said to a friend of mine "I won't take the vaccine. I'd rather die healthy" like wtf!!