70 People Shared The Telepathic Messages They Would Send To All The People On Earth

Have you ever wished you could just implant your message right into someone’s brain so that they would hear it loud and clear and understand it right away? Well, we have! We often think about how cool it would be to send telepathic messages and save our daily word count on something that’s truly worthy of our breath. There’s another spectrum of sending a telepathic message - the entertainment kind. And, although the mere thought of telepathic messaging is already quite an entertaining one, just wait until you read the answers these people once gave about the telepathic messages they’d send to all the people on earth at once. It’s pure comedy gold, so if you’re drinking something, put it aside so as not to sprinkle your precious screen with sticky droplets of whatever it is you’re drinking.

As it turns out, loads of people have thought about the possibility of sending telepathic messages to all the inhabitants of the earth all at once. And since their ideas of the perfect message to broadcast were so specific and so on-point, we came to our conclusion that most of them have actually spent quite some time in their lives mulling over the thought. From absolutely hilarious transmissions and funny stories that would surely stop anyone in their tracks upon receiving them to profound messages that could positively change the course of history, the people in this Reddit thread seemingly had an announcement fit for absolutely any occasion. Now, only if we could actually send telepathic messages…

Right, let’s go to the telepathic messages people in this AskReddit thread shared with us, shall we? Let us warn you again - it’s bound to get pretty hilarious in here, so count the possibility of having a fit of the wildest giggles in. Be sure to rank the submissions in a way that pleases you, and share this article with your friends!

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botchman wrote:
"People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you."

Stompya replied:
”There’s no point in acting all surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display in your local planning department on Alpha Centauri for fifty of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now.”

Luxray1000 added:
"What do you mean you've never been to Alpha Centauri? For heaven's sake, mankind, it's only four light years away, you know. I'm sorry, but if you can't be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that's your own lookout. Energize the demolition beams."

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70 People Shared The Telepathic Messages They Would Send To All The People On Earth

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