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It’s no secret that the internet is one of the best places for people to blare out their opinions. After all, it’s easy to be right and even easier to be wrong. But if there’s one thing that many of us find truly entertaining, it's stumbling upon a clever comeback that is technically true, but very far from what we expected.

Enter the Technically The Truth subreddit that documents the best and most amusing posts floating around the web. While the members of this group might not give you the actual answers you were looking for, you can't argue that they are still pretty hilarious.

From cheesy puns to ludicrous responses, take a look at some of the best posts Bored Panda has selected from this online community. Continue scrolling and upvote the ones you enjoyed most! And if you’re hungry for even more ridiculously obvious responses, take a look at Part 1 of this post right here.

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Yeah! Let The Bear In, He Is Your Mascot After All.

Yeah! Let The Bear In, He Is Your Mascot After All.

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Since its creation in 2017, the Technically The Truth subreddit has been steadily growing and becoming a powerhouse of more than 2M truthers, as the moderators like to call them. Members of this community share the hilarious comebacks, obnoxiously literal puns, and dad-joke-worthy replies they come across online, and the forum has become a great source of entertainment for many. After all, who doesn’t enjoy letting out a few genuine laughs?

There’s a particular type of wordplay that gives a joke the dubious distinction of being a dad joke, Stanley Dubinsky, an English professor at the University of South Carolina and co-author of the book Understanding Language Through Humor, told The Atlantic. 

You see, polysemy (from the Greek meaning "many" and "signs") is the coexistence of several meanings or uses for the same word. "Most jokes rely on some semantic ambiguity or grammatical ambiguity," Dubinsky said. "The things people call 'dad jokes' are the ones where the ambiguity is crushingly obvious."

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#6

She's Got A Point

She's Got A Point

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One reason why parents are fond of such clean and simple humor is that they feel some amount of loss and nostalgia when they see their kids grow up. "You don’t have children anymore," he explained. "One way to get back to that time is to go back to the stupid old jokes they used to think were funny."

Yet, this phrase is often associated with immature or sometimes even dense jokes. "One of the things about language is that we judge the sophistication of our peers by how sophisticated they are with use of language. Your smartest friends can use deadpan sarcasm, and your smartest friends can get it when you’re deadpanning sarcasm," Dubinsky explained. So when a person is telling a lame joke, the listeners are often quite disapproving. 

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Life Savings

Life Savings

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An Co
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am trying to picture a pocket that will hold those four coins in a column, with the head facing away from the body. Can't quite visualize it. How much you want to bet that photo was created for this joke.

Commander Ducky
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

....Did he just have them perfectly lined up just in case that happened? This is just a joke, not hating or anything

Who Panda 420
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure I've heard this same story with American coins during the civil war. It makes me wonder if somebody just lined up some coins to see how many a bullet would shoot through. I mean how many times do you have coins in your pocket that line up like that exactly? Don't mean to be a party pooper those are just my thoughts.

Rob Woollard
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shame about the 52 other bullets that hit him at the same time

BakuDeku Shipper
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me: *is thinking of a more square-like shirt pocket to store coins in to protect your heart Also me: you dumbass, it would probably be a worse version of armor

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#9

What’s Cookies Though?

What’s Cookies Though?

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#10

He's Got A Point

He's Got A Point

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chi-wei shen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The last outsider who set foot on North Sentinel Island was an American missionary in 2018 and he was promptly killed by the locals.

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Even if some say that such humor is childish, naive, and sometimes very cringe-worthy, it’s hard to deny that it’s also very charming. Dad jokes are usually clean, quite generic, brief, and require no additional context or explanation. When the English professor tells someone a dad joke, "you know that no matter what I say, my joke won’t hurt you—and I want everybody to get my joke, so I’m going to make it so stunningly obvious that anybody can get it."

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#14

Yachtless Talks About Shirtless

Yachtless Talks About Shirtless

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Samuel Pelatan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like stars can look buff in movies but have casual body irl, it can help with body image to realize that. Those picture are not shamefull for him.

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#15

Somebody That I Used To Knowwwwww

Somebody That I Used To Knowwwwww

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julie son
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, but his one song touched the soul of the world for a while, so if he never does anything else, it's still more than most of us will ever do.

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Dubinsky explained that people might be attracted to this type of humor since they want to receive a momentary break from their everyday burdens. After all, laughter is a great form of stress relief.

Just by letting out a chuckle or two, you can quickly notice several short-term benefits. A good laugh can stimulate your heart and other vital organs, and enhance your intake of oxygen-rich air. Plus, it activates and then relieves your stress response, leaving you feeling calm and at ease. Not to mention that it can also stimulate circulation and help your muscles relax, which reduces some of the physical symptoms of stress.

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#17

Icebergs Are Overrated Anyway

Icebergs Are Overrated Anyway

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Evil Hornet
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sweet revenge! You took down Titanic, we took down You and all other icebergs! ^^

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#18

Well... Yes...

Well... Yes...

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Katherine Boag
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Classiical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens on twitter posts heaps of jokes like this

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#19

Nuts!

Nuts!

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Zedrapazia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I haven't eaten any of these in quite a while ... Maybe I should buy some today

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If you catch yourself giggling on every occasion you possibly can, you might also notice some long-term effects, like a stronger immune system. Laughter is also famous for making the body produce natural painkillers, so it’s a great way to relieve pain. Then, you have your naturally improved mood: "Many people experience depression, sometimes due to chronic illnesses. Laughter can help lessen your stress, depression, and anxiety and may make you feel happier. It can also improve your self-esteem," according to Mayo Clinic Staff.

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#21

He's Freezing Too Probably

He's Freezing Too Probably

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Martin Kaine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like that time I asked that German girl out. I asked what time I should meet her. She said nine. I waited until 10, but she never showed up.😢

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#22

Something We Can All Agree On

Something We Can All Agree On

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Mistralok
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The US national anthem started out as a British drunken bar song.

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Having a good chuckle not only helps you cope with troubles and challenging situations but also lets you lead a more exciting life. So if you want to receive your daily dose of humor, just take a quick look at some funny pictures, hilarious posts, or technically true comebacks, and you’ll probably be smiling in no time.

#25

G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D

G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D

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Sue Grigg
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The Communist Party of Animal Crossing". Why can't I ever think of clever screen names like this?

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#26

How Can You Provide Proof For That?

How Can You Provide Proof For That?

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#29

So True!

So True!

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Patsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If its a Marvel movie, always after the credits. Even then, sometimes you stay until the lights are on...just in case.

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#31

If That's Really What You Want

If That's Really What You Want

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Evil Hornet
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, photo from foreig country with levitating people behind? EPIC

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#32

Technically, 911 Is A Phone Number

Technically, 911 Is A Phone Number

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-Mellohi-
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time I see Wells Fargo I think of the Susan Powell case :[ my dad actually used to work with her. He didn't know her but he remembers her saying "If anything happens to me, immediately suspect my husband" search it up, it's really interesting yet sad

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#38

Such Dedication!

Such Dedication!

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#40

Gamers Know How It Is.

Gamers Know How It Is.

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Martin Kaine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the only time those phrases should be used in the same sentence.

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#47

Liquid Is A State. Just Not Of America.

Liquid Is A State. Just Not Of America.

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Susan Bosse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

New York. New Jersey. Wyoming. Connecticut. Missouri. Mississippi. Tennessee. Kentucky. Ohio Vermont.

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#48

When You Are In The 4th Dimension

When You Are In The 4th Dimension

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#49

Well I’d Be Worried If We Can’t

Well I’d Be Worried If We Can’t

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#50

Yes, You Really *are* Too Sweet For Your Own Good.

Yes, You Really *are* Too Sweet For Your Own Good.

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Robert T
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And if she said "you have acute angina", does that make her a lesbian?

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#51

Why Does The Caption Have No Relation With The Pics She Posted?

Why Does The Caption Have No Relation With The Pics She Posted?

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After a little mental acrobatics I got there. Excellent.

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#54

Thanks Google

Thanks Google

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#57

That's A Lot Of Money

That's A Lot Of Money

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Bonzo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok BP, this is about the sixth time I’ve seen this, including another post TODAY!

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#58

Why Is No One Talking About This Plastic Waste?

Why Is No One Talking About This Plastic Waste?

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Rijkærd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've actually had this thought at some point in my 'hits blunt ' moments

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#60

He’s Solved The Case, We Can All Move On Now...

He’s Solved The Case, We Can All Move On Now...

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Zedrapazia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember these things once randomly been a thing. Does anyone know now why?

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#62

Ok But Can You Build A Pyramid

Ok But Can You Build A Pyramid

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M O'Connell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If youtube can be believed on the subject I would think there are more millennial blacksmiths than baby-boomer blacksmiths.

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#64

Hehe Get Dead

Hehe Get Dead

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#65

That's Not A Wrong Idea.

That's Not A Wrong Idea.

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Mark Alibozek
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah my ex wife forgot how old I was three years in a row. Put same number on top of cake for all three😑

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#67

She Is Also Bri, 24

She Is Also Bri, 24

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#69

Only People Good At Math Will Get This One.... And Its Actually Funny.

Only People Good At Math Will Get This One.... And Its Actually Funny.

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