This should be higher

Ooooooooo

Laughed out loud

Technically, this is not far from the truth.

What a stupid OP actually.

har har, flawless

Avoid paying tax

ha!

But then what do I feed my lion?

Bahahahaha mad respect for the guy in the comments

Like Veteran’s Day. It was started on 11/11/11, at 11:11

Hmmm.... keep open the clinic where I get my pap smear, or the place that tells me I'm going to hell? .... Yeah, no contest.

I always hoped Neville would really be the chosen one cause Harry was often insufferable.

Haha

Pfft, bahaha. I am so immature.

A garage, rich parents and a loan/gift from said parents who supported them through the lean times..

Went from :-O to :-|

WTF original post? If you need drugs to enjoy it you are doing someone terribly wrong.

I read that smoking and drinking are bad for your health. So I decided to stop reading. (Not really)

Very accomplished.

Wasn't mine either, as I live in the UK, but he sure made life unpleasant/intolerable for many people in America and indirectly in the rest of the world.

Hehe, reminds me of the documentary 'the last dance' where he's discribed as 'a former Chicago resident' XD https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.boston.com/sports/media/2020/05/01/obama-former-chicago-resident-last-dance/amp

Enter the White House and bitch slap Donald Trump.

That's not even a question! Ariel chose land and legs, she didn't even want the sea anymore.

Exactly. Doesn't mean that somehow these civilisations communicated with each other, it proves that humans have been able to figure out the optimum way(s) to construct.

good on the dad jokes from day one ;)

How often do you think about him?

That dude needs to be shut away, seriously.

Richard is becoming hard to get along with, though.

this one made me laugh

Seems legit.

My empathies lie with the poor crash-test dummies... especially when a whole family of them in a minivan is deliberately crashed into a wall.

I am more concerned by the fact that a company called Apple never did anything around fruit...despite what Forrest Gump thinks :-)

Ah, the beauty of symbiotic natural relationships... Bless Mother Nature.

Oh Google, you little...

"Diamonds aren't rare or intrinsically valuable" CEO of DeBeers cartel

What? Mine was $50.00

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Oh dear, poor guy drowned... o.O

Yikes, that’s dark

The reality is however planes regularly fly with dead people, and indeed it's not an emergency. Some companies have a dedicated broom cupboard/locker, most move them+family to first class, some to staff quarters, all struggle. There's interesting articles occasionally. I think the statistic is that at EVERY single (non-corona) moment there's over 100K people in the sky; even if healthy enough to travel, some of them die every day.

well he's not wrong!

Love Alex Horne. My favourite was this: https://youtu.be/_52zdiltkRM

If your parents didn't have any children, chances are, you were delivered by a stork

I mean, Alan is correct.

they really didn't even try on that one

Except there it's the professor giving you your rat so he can bang your single mom while you're gone.

I do not think it is a terrible thing to encourage a friend to be healthy... but a friend's role is to be supportive, not badgering.

And now Flush Away! OIP-5fae5d...da59b9.jpg

He is yet the elected guy in a democracy. Showing support is just perfect, if actions follow.