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25 Teachers Share The Inappropriate Things Their Students Did That They Secretly Thought Were Hilarious
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You might not realize it, but teachers are people, too! [Overly dramatic gasp!] We know, we know, it’s a shocking revelation, isn’t it? The fact of the matter is that the people who taught us in school (and are teaching your kids right now) have far more in common with us than it appears. Oh, they might appear strict, but they’ve got a sense of humor, too!
The teachers of Reddit banded together to share some truly hilarious tales in a fun and entertaining thread on r/AskReddit. User u/Grouchy_Factor asked them to share some stories about the times they had to discipline their students for inappropriate comments or behavior, but they secretly thought that they were being hilarious.
Check out these teachers’ awesome posts below, and upvote the ones that made you chuckle, dear Pandas. Do you have any similar stories to tell? Do you work in education? We’d love to hear from you. If you have a moment, pop down by the comment section and share your thoughts with everyone.
Bored Panda got in touch with the author of the thread, u/Grouchy_Factor. They told us about the inspiration for the thread, and shared a couple of absolutely hilarious stories from their own school days that had us giggling in our coffee mugs. Read on to see what they had to say.
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#1
South Indian immigrant kid. Strong accent. Kids were riffing "yo momma" jokes. Kid hems and haws and gets everyone's attention, then drops: "I, too, would make fun of your mother, excepting that cows are sacred in my culture."
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
Did he… insult the kids while simultaneously somehow honor their mothers?
Bobert Robertson 2 years ago
This is the kind of kid I wish I was friends with growing up, quick witted and hilarious haha. He's going places!
According to u/Grouchy_Factor, the inspiration for their thread on r/AskReddit was the 1981 teen comedy, 'Porky's.' The male students are caught peeking in the women's showers and are sent to the principal's office. "Yet the male student suspects are giggling so much at this absurd situation that the principal couldn't help but laugh at the end," the redditor told Bored Panda.
They also shared a couple of extremely memorable and funny situations from their school days. "When I was in '80s high school accounting class, the teacher was discussing 'contra-assets,' or assets that are entered in books as a negative amount. He asked the class what other words used 'contra-' as a prefix, he must have been expecting 'contrary' or 'contradictory,'" they said.
"However in my thought process, the first word to quietly slip out of my mouth was 'contraceptive.' The teacher and other students near me immediately burst into laughter, and other students who couldn't hear me said, 'What? What did he say?' I was pretty embarrassed."
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#2
We were doing some very basic fermentation experiments in high school, the one where you add in different amounts of yeast, warm water, and sugar in flasks and you place a balloon over the top to see which one expands the most (aka produces the most carbon dioxide). Anyways, one of the groups overdid it and their balloon exploded sending a gooey yeast mess all over the four group members. One of the kids stands up, removes his goggles, and shouts "I f*****g love science!" at the top of his lungs. This happened to be during an observation. The admin was also trying to suppress her laughter.
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
Ah well I think that kid might’ve been me if it happened 7 years ago, except I’m a girl tho
Edda Kamphues 2 years ago
That's the beauty of being a teacher. You never know what the next day brings. And you get damn good at putting on a diplomatic facial expression. Useful for a large number of occasions.
Tushar Roy Mukherjee 2 years ago
That's the spirit with which I chose Science over Economics in 11th grade. Sadly this spirit is gone.
Jeff Gabrisl 2 years ago
I think it's great that teachers are trying to teach kids to brew beer! Could you imagine how much better funded our schools would be if each school sold its own beer?
#3
Male teacher here. Teaching sex Ed. Going over methods of protection. I was talking about condoms and this guy said, “Hey, Mr. G4m3c0cks, you know that barcode at the base of every condom?”
I said, “Don’t think I’ve ever noticed that.”
He replied, “Oh, I guess you ain’t gotta roll yours down that far, huh?”
I laughed probably harder than I should have.
Saggi 2 years ago
I have been laughing for like the last ten minutes bahhahahaha. These sort of kids are my idols.
Roy Zobel 2 years ago
In WW2 the british army struggled to keep their gun barrels dry during the rain and the easiest solution was the use of the biggest condoms they could find. Churchill aproved this but insisted that they should be labelled 'small' to mock enemy soldiers who might find them.
Florence O'Grady 2 years ago
I bet that ain't in the history books schools use.
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24 mentally unstable can tabs* 2 years ago
It's him using his username instead of his real name for privacy??
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Unwelcome guest 2 years ago
Such a missed opportunity here. I would of said ‘That is the brands logo, I guess you weren’t able to stretch the whole thing out’
Edda Kamphues 2 years ago
Oh Sex. Ed. is a treasure trove of great stories. Like the time when the students had to draw the changes their bodies go through. Two girls ran out crying. Colleague commented: well, they better find out now than when they actually see it in real life.
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
I would have answered, "That wasn't the base. The base has a secret message on it. Don't worry, you should grow a bit bigger, it stops growing when you're 13"
Charles Burdine 2 years ago
Too bad the teacher couldn't say "When you get older, you will be more interested in the other person than a barcode. In the meantime, keep practicing."
That's not all, though. "Also in high school math class, he was talking about how the absolute value is represented in writing. That is, chopping off the + or - sign and just showing it as a positive only. This is done by placing the expression to find absolute value within two vertical lines, like |-6| = 6, or |-2x| = 2x. On a xy graph, this has the effect of plotting only positive points for y, or right of center vertical axis. A normal parabola made from y = x² results in a plotted graph that resembles two curved arms joined and reaching up from the 0,0 point. If you change the formula to y = | x² | the result is a single arm on the right side," redditor u/Grouchy_Factor shared the context for what came next.
"The math teacher was of Italian origin and had the reputation of being somewhat loud and flamboyant in class. He asked (shouted) to us: 'First there are two arms. Then there is one arm. Where is other arm??' A classmate of mine immediately blurted out: 'Ask Mr. O______ !' Mr. O at our school was another math teacher but for real he had only one arm. It was obviously a very insensitive comment but I still found it absolutely hilarious in context," they explained what happened.
"I had to cover my mouth with the palm of my hand to force the laughs inside, and thus don't remember the reaction of the teacher or other students. I felt that if I laughed out loud, I would look just as guilty as the perpetrator and may even be at risk of punishment. Definitely a memorable moment in high school. Ironically, this person was well respected and became the valedictorian of my graduating class and he's a successful doctor at present."
#4
Elementary PE class was getting lined up to leave the gym. Biggest kid in my class bent over and of course, had half of his butt crack pop up the back of his pants. The smallest kid in class with his high pitched voice proceeded to yell, "Release the Kraken!".
I was getting ready to get on him when the big kid started to lose his mind laughing. Once he started, the rest of the class and myself started. Big kid was an awesome young man and said he thought it was hilarious.
Genericist 2 years ago
I'd be concerned that the laughter was masking hurt. A lot of times, "fat" kids/adults laugh first and loudest as a defence mechanism. It doesn't mean they enjoy being the subject of laughter.
Paul Neff 2 years ago
Maybe so, but this described incident has the big kid winning positive social credit, meaning they turned a potentially negative event into admiration for them. People find a sense of humor attractive, and generally seek to form friendships as a result.
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#5
I had a limited number of pencils to give out so I grabbed a handful of colored pencils and told kids they could use them if they needed to.
The one black student looked at me and said "oh sure, giving me the COLORED pencil again"
We both burst out laughing, pro tip kids if the teacher laughs then you're going to get away with it
Stannous Flouride 2 years ago
"When you're born you're pink, when you grow up you're white, when you're cold you're blue, when you're sick you're green, when you die you're grey, and you dare call me colored?"- Malcolm X
Hugo Santos 2 years ago
Tone and color are different things. -Everybody else
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Edda Kamphues 2 years ago
I know I have mentioned this before, but never, EVER wear a sequinned top to a primary class! Shoes: no problem. Tops: nope! Even if you have the class teachers wetting themselves laughing in the corner, reminding students to 'ask before they touch'. They will touch!
T. Unnamable 2 years ago
Good humor but, in a country with an over $800 billion annual "defense budget" schools can't afford a set of colored pencils for each student?
#6
My wife, a middle school teacher, once told a kid to walk over and flip off the light switch so the class could see the overhead projector easier.
so...he walked over and gave the switch the bird.
the Return of Bruno 2 years ago
So the kid walks over and tells the lightswitch, "You should wear yoga pants." (I figure that'd be a real turn-off?)
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Bob La Capra 2 years ago
Little boy thought his dad didn't like his teacher because every time he saw her, dad said "oh, I'd like to hit that."
Humor actually helps you retain information better. If educators feel like their students have a hard time remembering difficult information, they can try explaining everything with a dash of comedy. The funnier it is, the more likely they’ll be to remember it!
Meanwhile, laughter helps reduce stress and tension, boosts your immune system, relieves pain, and can be a weapon against anxiety, as well as depression. All in all, it’s essential that you remember to laugh throughout the day—and keep others laughing, too!
#7
I teach kindergarten. One of my sweetest little girls, coming inside from recess, smiles and says “man, it’s f*****g cold outside!” I asked her to repeat herself, and sure enough, I heard her correctly. Hard not to laugh
honeyk 2 years ago
i love when little kids use swear words... it's cute and funny. If it's organic and they're not saying a word bc you laugh or bc they are being feisty.... none of that. just naturally saying 'hey mom! what the f**k are you doing?' or 'what the hell is this s**t?' but in their cute little voices and completely sincere. it's absolutely hilarious. i mean come on people! they are just words. not a big whoopy doo!
OwenHasADHD 2 years ago
Kids pick up on swears really quick, so cussing around them is probably not a good idea.
Elita One 2 years ago
Kids are gonna swear, just teach them the right place and situations they can't.
Load More Replies... Whitefox 2 years ago
Eh, she used the word correctly and not for shock value. Shes probably heard her folks say the exact same thing at home. I don't really have an issue with kids using curse words appropriately.
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
I‘ll never get used to the switch in names with kindergarden and preschool between the US and Germany. Kindergardeners will forever be 2-5 and preschoolers 5-7 year olds.
Philly Bob 2 years ago
My (now BIL) Joe had a small dog that was slightly on the mean side. It snapped at my then 5 year old daughter and scared her. Joe goes over and boots the dog away saying "get out of here, fking dog!" I come by to pick up daughter (now 37 BTW!) and she says "Daddy uncle Joey's f****r dog scared me!" I was like what?? My sister after she stopped laughing told me that she was saying exactly what I thought she was saying. "Uncle Joey's Fking dog scared her." Yeah, they come out with gems.
Sportsgal 2 years ago
Saw an article that said that people who swear have higher IQs...H*ll yeah! 🤣
honeyk 2 years ago
any situation is fine. people can't dictate what others say... i don't see what the big deal is. people who make a big deal of this type of thing have way too much time on their hands... and if a 4 year old swearing is their biggest problem in life, then they're really blessed.
that weirdo in ur closet 2 years ago
“One of my sweetest little girls” had me dying laughing 😂
Ada Hiestand 2 years ago
Oh, she learned it from her parents. They say those not knowing they're bad.
#8
Kid printed 1000 copies of Danny Devito photoshopped into a chip and labeled "Danny Dorito" and taped copies of it everyyyyyywhere
#9
My daughter, cutest little blond haired thing around 3yo at that stage was in her car seat behind me en route to the crèche when someone cut me off. I didn’t shout but I just leaned on the horn for what seemed like forever. When I finally let off the horn and sat back in my seat this concerned little voice from behind me asks: “Daddy, is that guy a c*nt?”
Saggi 2 years ago
I’m sorry, but little kids swearing is the funniest s**t to me. Hey, if you can laugh when kids fall i can laugh when they swear don’t kill me with downvotes.
honeyk 2 years ago
i agree 100%. when it's sincere and organic it's so great.
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Garry Cowan 2 years ago
C@#t is actually a bit of a weird word here in Scotland obviously it can be used in a derogatory way but also in a friendly way for example somebody can definitely be a good c@#t an interesting c@#t etc ... Scotland has a weird way with the English language lol
KWilly 2 years ago
I was driving with my niece and my sister. I dropped the f bomb, so my niece did too. I automatically said, "sh!t, don't say that". So she says, "sh!t, don't say that!" I yell, "No god damm!t!" and she yells, "no, god damm!t!" I decided it was better to just stop talking as my sister is just laughing and laughing.....
Xenia Harley 2 years ago
Yeah, when my son was about 2, I beeped at a truck in NYC that cut me off, and my son's voice from the back says, "F***ing A&&hole" and I lost it! Laughing, I realized I better clean up my comments while driving!
Marissa Wolff 2 years ago
Well he's right; that driver was a f*****g a*****e for cutting you off.
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I was driving my daughter to preschool one day when she was 4 (she's 5 now.) Someone in front of me was driving terribly I can't remember what they did but I momentarily forgot my daughter was in the car shouted in the car with the windows up "stop driving like a pussy" & then from the back seat I hear "ya stop driving Luke a pussy."
Audra Sisler 2 years ago (edited)
Omg taking12 year old to school one morning and some lady cut me off and my daughter daughter yells "what the f**k is your problem!!!!!!" 😳😳😆😆oops
Snorkeldorf 2 years ago
My little girl started talking at a very young age. Had her in the tub giving her a bath and she was gleefully splashing water everywhere. I told her to stop and that lasted a short time. By the third time I was ticked off and said I MEAN it. STOP. She gave me her angry face, spiked her little washcloth into the tub, looked at me and said "F***k Dat!". Long talk about bad word, I know she heard me and her dad use it but if she heard it from us again she was allowed to say "No. Bad word.", etc. Why do they absorb everything except bath water which winds up on the floor and the parents?
Humor and laughter provide so many benefits. And there’s definitely a spot for both of them in the classroom. Of course, there have to be certain limits: it’s best to avoid swear words, raunchy jokes, and making teachers’ lives hell just because they’re in a position of authority. Remember: they’re human beings, too.
Some level of discipline definitely has to be maintained in the classroom. If every single kid says and does whatever they want, there’s not much point in school at all: there would be chaos and nobody would learn anything. Oh, it’d probably be fun, but the things that the students would learn would be very limited.
At the same time, school shouldn’t be a place where students are scared to speak their minds or express themselves. There’s a balance to be found here, but it really depends on the institution, the educators who work there, and even the kind of expectations that parents have for their children.
#10
I teach preschool, 2.5/3yos. We have a student with a speech delay. He talks but it's not terribly clear. Except during an incident last week. A little girl was being mean to him. He said "Sally is being a B***H!".
We paused.
Coworker: Um...oh! A witch! You called her a witch, right? Like from Halloween?
Kid: No! She's a B***H. Not witch! Sally is a b***h!
Very hard to correct him (and tell mom about it) with a straight face.
To be fair, he wasn't wrong. She was kind of being a b***h to him at the time.
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Don't teach him to replace it with slapper! Neighbours kid got confused with the girl who kept pinching him and thought it was an instruction
#11
Some kids at a local school painted a penis on top of the library (flat roof) no one knew until it was spotted on Google earth. It was in the paper, just search 'yarm school library penis'. Hilarious.
Sonia Bailey 2 years ago
Yarm School is a private school near Stockton-on-Tees. I used to live very near there. It's kind of on brand as it is full of knobs.
Stannous Flouride 2 years ago
It's not there anymore. But here is what it looked like. (the next year kids from the same school burned another one into the grass nearby) Screen-Sho...5d-png.jpg 
Julia Reinikka 2 years ago
Some months ago, some dudes spraypainted a penis on top of the roof of the school i go to, i thought it was hilarious when i noticed it
BOTW PANDA 2 years ago
I don't see it. Can someone post a picture? I just see the flat roof by the river shaping an oblong lump.
#12
9th grade student did a report on Whaling. The rubric required images on every slide and, to get their points, students needed to explain their image. Thinking that I wouldn’t notice, he decided to use images of Sperm Whale penises. A new photo on every slide of large pink whale d***s breaching the ocean waves from all angles. I asked him to explain his images. He said, “well, that’s where you get the sperm.” With a very straight face I asked him to come in at lunch. With grave seriousness, I explained that, now that he had exposed 30+ kids to whale penises, we would need to let his parents know. So, he called his mom and, voice cracking he said, “mom….I put a whale penis on my slides,” and started to cry. His mom talked to him about making good choices and how this might effect how others perceive him. But, later, when his mom chaperoned a field trip, we laughed and laughed. She made him tell his dad later that night and once they were alone, his parents laughed until they cried. I shared the presentation with my boss and we thought it was so funny. How brave!! How stupid!! This is my most famous story in my group of friends and I love getting to tell it at gatherings.
Jason 2 years ago
One of the hardest things as a parent not laughing at hilarious s*** that your kid shouldn't be doing.
Šimon Špaček 2 years ago
Sometimes you have those hard decisions. Should I ground the kid or buy ice cream?
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honeyk 2 years ago
they all thought it was hilarious and yet they all acted like he was a huge disappointment... made him cry and feel bad. he was doing what he thought was best. this why i can't stand people. adults. they are such hypocrites and liars. that poor boy.
Jason 2 years ago
Just because something is funny children have to learn what's acceptable in society. I laugh at whale penis jokes but I wouldn't include them in my presentations to vps. Children aren't born knowing these boundaries and you have to teach them in order to be successful in society. Some kids take criticisms very harshly too. There might have been a better way to approach it but it's a good lesson to learn. I am 100% honest with my son though even if it's uncomfortable. Except for a certain present giver though I struggle telling him that fib.
Load More Replies... Jeff Gabrisl 2 years ago
I'm really hoping that the kid also researched whale ejaculate volume and had a bar graph with a blue whale at the top...
Chauncy Franklin 2 years ago
I have tears I my eyes laughing, laughing at all parts. Love the teacher, love the parents.
Patricia Stilwell 2 years ago
Oh Ms. Teacher. Please learn the difference between effect and affect. Ordinarily I would not be the semantics police, but you influence many young minds.
MarieL 2 years ago
The teacher and parents were hypocritical. They reprimand the boy, make him cry, yet secretly laugh! Horrible mixed signals. Not OK.
If you ever happen to find yourself in a situation where you let slip something funny, but it's completely inappropriate, your goal is to embrace whatever awkward or embarrassing feelings that bubble up. Running away from your embarrassment or pretending that you did nothing wrong can lead to deep-seated feelings of shame. On the flip side, showing signs of mild embarrassment makes people respect you more because they see that you're honest about what happened.
#13
Once had a kid with ADHD, regularly late, really late. One time he turned up and I said, John, you're late again it's nearly 11 o'clock. He replied, what's the problem, you're open all day!?
MarieL 2 years ago
That's called rudeness. Being consistently late is a control trip. You're, in essence, making everyone wait for you. What's the solution for the ADHD person? It's called an alarm button.
Krd 2 years ago
Idk what school you went to. But if one kid is late, they don't just not teach all the other kids. Schools don't work like that.
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My wife is a teacher and had to tell off a group of her kids for consistently calling another kid Karen (not her name).
Problem is, the kid in question is definitely a Karen and my wife secretly thinks its hilarious.
Max 2 years ago
I mean, I hope you're handling the Karen behaviour too, because that can get really, really nasty. Like, emotionally abusing other students nasty if it's not nipped in the bud.
Kevin Sutton 2 years ago
What, and risk the kid asking to see their manager?
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Edda Kamphues 2 years ago
I once accompanied a group of Yr8s to the zoo. They were very specifically told, not to try and touch the animals (there are several open range ares). Of course, one girl did (lemurs). I told her 'she deserved to be bitten' for not listening. Unfortunately, she was my daughter's friend and I have not heard the end of it. That was 6 years ago.
Tyler 2 years ago
I don't know why you were downvoted, but here's an upvote
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#15
Kindergartener shoved her hand into the spinach at the salad line in lunch, held it up and shouted, "leafs is for sheep!" Before throwing it in the ground in disgust.
I had to walk away while another teacher scolded her for wasting food because I couldn't keep a straight face.
meow point1 2 years ago (edited)
Here's a story my mum told me: when she and my uncle were little, they were at a restaurant, and were served finely-chopped salad, and my uncle yelled, "I don't want to eat this grass!". However, the funniest part was that he apparently wasn't using "grass" just as an insult or anything; he literally thought the salad was grass!
meow point1 2 years ago (edited)
She's too young to know about that stuff. She can be taught (and it sounds like she is being taught), but it's not something we're born knowing.
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#16
I handed a detention to one of my ninth-grade students, and he tried begging his way out of it. He eventually said, "Who do I have to kill or sleep with to get out of this?"
He was not aware that the administrator in charge of discipline had quietly entered the room immediately prior to this. (This was the hilarious part.)
I later related this event to the middle school football coach, without naming the student. He replied, "That sound like something {Actual name of student} would do."
Jeff Gabrisl 2 years ago
You can f**k your pride and kill your ego, you get the same punishment as anyone else.
MarieL 2 years ago
If a student said that in my town's highschool, he would be suspended, if not expelled. Even if he said it in jest, the new rules call for harsh action to be taken.
Krd 2 years ago
Expelled for swearing?! That is super f'ed up. And I'm pretty sure illegal. To deny someone a education over them swearing is idiotic and would only make society so much worse.
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#17
First day of school, I'm learning names of my freshmen and taking attendance. I get to one of my last students and his name is a little challenging to pronounce. I give it a shot and ask how I did. He responds in a very flamboyantly, stereotypically gay voice:
"Umm... that's fine but I don't want to be called that."
Me: "Okay, what would you like to be called?"
"Why don't you call me...Daddy"
Saggi 2 years ago
Damn this guy has got some balls. If we did that to any of our teachers, we would be dead by now.
Violet Jensen 2 years ago
Nowadays teachers can’t just take students discipline into their own hands. Besides, they are humans who find things funny, too.
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Tyler 2 years ago
I wonder what the name was? And if the kid was actually gay, or someone mocking gay people?
#18
I noticed a bunch of kiddos in homeroom being sketchy as hell, sneaking things into their backpacks from their sleeves, etc. Heard one say “what if they search you?!” and “What happens if you take it in school?” Kids are not slick or smart, and did not realize I was standing two feet away from them and could hear every word. One of them was selling something. More than half the people I grew up with are dead from substance abuse. So I assumed the worst, that it was like, opioids or something. And these are scrawny tweens we’re dealing with here. Lives could be at risk. I genuinely care about these guys too. So I do what I gotta do, report it, etc. Kids involved get taken into the main office. Turns out, little dude was selling multivitamins saying it was… Viagra. Middle school is wild. Like what was the goal?
Max 2 years ago
The goal: buy a £5 bottle of multivitamins, sell the individual pills at huge markup to gullible tweens, make profit.
Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago
Most online discount Viagra is just blue sugar bills and mineral supplements. Brand name is $70 so people will buy the fake stuff and hope the placebo works.
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TheSnark 2 years ago
Why would they even want Viagra? Most boys in Middle School are permanently turgid to begin with.
Luna 2 years ago
I applaud your word choice. Made me laugh out loud and now they know I’m in their house. Dammit.
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Brandi Delph 2 years ago
I had an 8th grade student last year who was expelled for dealing weed at school. He recently returned to school and is in my Freshman World History class. A couple days after he returned, I saw him hand a kid a small something and money exchange hand. Candy. It was candy and I'm 98% sure both kids knew exactly what they were doing and were trying to make me lose it
Furious George 2 years ago
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only adult who accurately remembers middle school?
Stannous Flouride 2 years ago
The sad fact is that in these day of "zero tolerance" nonsense even that would get a kid expelled from some schools.
#19
A friend of my parents was acting in a University play as Poseidon, who was evil and had various dastardly monologues throughout detailing his nefarious mind. Anyway, a group of school kids sat in the front row in the audience, all about nine years old. In the middle of a particularly intense and malicious speech, one of them stood up and shouted, 'F**k off, Poseidon, you’re a w*nker!'
ConstantConstance 2 years ago
Don't underestimate how many swear words a nine year old knows, especially a British one
Ruth Harper 2 years ago
And these days they all know everyone else's swear words too. Americans watch enough British tv to know British slang and swears and vice versa.
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Mindy Megas-Loucks 2 years ago
So was Poseidon able to stay in character? *I* wouldn't have been able to!
Fish Fingers 2 years ago
One of my favourite stories is that Kris Akabusi (British runner) came to my school for an inspirational assembly thing. When he'd finished his talk he asked 'Any questions?'. One kid put his hand up and said 'Yeah, why are you such a kunt?'.
CultOfBambi 2 years ago
That's a very valid question! Did he have a compelling answer? :)
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#20
Had to discipline a student for getting a whole class to sing Stacy's Mom to a pupil called Stacy. Which was really, really funny.
Martin Kaine 2 years ago
I think Stacy's mom was Jessie's girl, and her name was Jenny.....but I forgot her number.....
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Cory Tollman 2 years ago
In the music video I kind of felt sorry for the kid. Yes, Stacy's mom had it going on, but dude! Stacy was hot in an age appropriate way and at least in to you enough to let you come over and hang out at the pool.
Brandi Delph 2 years ago
I'm stuck on the desks in the photo. They look like they collapse if a kid sat their book down too hard
#21
I teach 7/8 year olds at the minute. At lunch time I overheard Child A say to Child B that they can't eat something because they have a nut allergy, then Child C comes in with the comment "but are you allergic to THESE NUTS?" as he cups his balls/pants.
I had to give out to him of course, but I was laughing on the inside! As the child was in tears for getting in trouble haha.
Saggi 2 years ago
But it sure as hell is funny. And this sort of “inappropriate behaviour” is really harmless.
Load More Replies... laura lee 2 years ago
Gotta teach them a comeback so they don't look even weaker and show they can take a joke (I and my daughter have severe food allergies inc the peanut death one) something like "those aren't nuts those are seeds!"
Florence O'Grady 2 years ago
Hi laura lee and daughter, have you two thought about turning the "comebacks" you know and others you can learn from other people into a book you write together?
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Brianne Amos 2 years ago
Hada 3rd grade girl compliment me on my tattoo of dragons. Her friend innocently yelled, "yeah she's dragon nuts!" Which of course sounded like "she's draggin' nuts!" And I had to hold it together until I could walk away and tell all of the other adults while laughing my a*s off!
#22
A student signed his name "Dixie Normus". That gave me a good chuckle.
Laura Jackson 2 years ago
My cat's full name is Maverick Biggus Dickus Jackson. Anyone that doesn't love Monty Python is not to be trusted.😁
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Persephone 2 years ago
I leave random things on my BF's dry erase board that he uses for his grocery list sometimes... he spent waaay too much time looking for "hot dicken's cider" at the grocery store once... that 1 went way over his head 😳 🤣
#23
After telling kid he needs to buckle down and get work done..
He point blank told me that if I just sit there on my a*s all day, he can sit on his a*s and not do work too.
Ballsy move kid. It didn't pay off as I sent him downstairs but I still chuckle about it.
JoyfulZebra 2 years ago
Doesn't every school have an underground dungeon?
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#24
Had a lovely senior class that I adored. The girls started asking if they could be like my daughters (I was 28 when this convo happened). And I say “of course!” And another says “can I be your favourite daughter?” And I laugh and say “of course!”. Then one of my boys says “can I be your favourite step-son?” And I had to keep a straight face and send him out. My male coworkers had tears and were pissing themselves with laughter when I told them. He then had to explain to our principal and his mother what the reference meant.
Francis 2 years ago
it's a reference to the p*rn topic of step-siblings/step-parents f*cking eachother...
Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
Step children though? Is that a thing? Nvm, I probably don’t want the answer to that and ew
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Passerby 2 years ago
Is that porn reference? I have heard that there are some about MILF and stepsons.
Paul Neff 2 years ago
Oh, he got you to step in it, and it seems you did. Allow me to explain... First, YOU had to be familiar enough to recognize the trope, and second, you had to assume that it was intended as such. Your response clearly indicates you did both. He knows where your mind went, and that is on you.
Fluffy Griffin 2 years ago
Is that like saying "if you are offended at the middle finger, it's on you because you know what is supposed to mean"?
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The voice of reason 2 years ago
Me, wouldn't have known what that was in reference to and innocently ask what he meant ..
Francine Govan 2 years ago
It's a popular porn scenario - stepmother and stepson going at it.
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#25
I was an assistant teacher at an after school program a few years back. It was towards the end of the day when parents and family were picking up the kids. There was an older, plus-sized woman (presumably a student's grandmother) waiting for one of the kids to get their things together. Another kid points at the woman and says rather loudly, "Why does she have no neck?!" I quickly and firmly scolded him to stay quiet, but managed to keep my laughter in until I made it to the break room.
ShyWahine 2 years ago (edited)
Took my 4 yr old nephew to the swimming pool at the hotel we were staying at. Passed by the jacuzzi with an extremely hairy man in it (we're talking thick, dark hair covering entire chest, back, and arms). My nephew turned to me and whispered loudly, "Why is that man wearing a sweater in the hot tub?" 😳😬
Upstaged75 2 years ago
One time my family was at a restaurant and after dinner I agreed to walk my 5 year old nephew outside because he was getting antsy. Right as we were passing through the front desk area he asked "Aunt Upstaged did you fart?" at the top of his voice. Little smartass!
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Paul Beebe 2 years ago
My youngest had no filter for awhile and when she was about 4, we went to visit the mom at her job at Macy's. She had a coworker that always wore the most outrageous make up and she was a very sweet middle aged lady. My daughter saw her for the first time and blurted out "What Happened to your eyebrows?"
ShyWahine 2 years ago
Tried a new make-up look and did an emerald smokey eye. At first glance, my niece exclaimed, "Auntie, you need to see doctor now! Teacher says green is a sign of infection! "
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
Friend, read the entry again. OP isn't fat-shaming. OP does not think that fat-shaming is hilarious. OP thinks that the kid loudly speaking his mind without thinking is hilarious. OP is not amused at WHAT the kid said, but at the actual act itself. We certainly are quick to virtue signal, aren't we?
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Old Roadie 2 years ago
"Did those stitches hurt?" "What stitches?" "In your lips." Youngster was talking to older woman with wrinkles. She was a good sport about it though... laughed and told the little boy that's what happens when you smoke. (Overheard in Arizona cafe.)
That Bi Book Lover 2 years ago
My little sister, when she was 4, loudly exclaimed while pointing at a woman in front, “That lady has a big butt!!!” I was mortified.
Florence O'Grady 2 years ago
That is what little ones do; they say what they see and speak (repeat) what they hear. Children speak the truth that society doesn't allow adults to say.
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Kel_how 2 years ago
I had a b*tch of a 4th grade teacher; she was super mean, sarcastic, and dismissive. Well, one time the class wouldn't stop talking, so she kept saying, "excuse me" to get our attention. Finally, I burst out, "you're excused!" I was so shy and quiet, but something just came over me.
Littlemiss 2 years ago (edited)
It's amazing what kids will come out with. One 4 year old told us her mother used to have a naughty cupboard she had to sit in (we never did find out if it was true). Another child told at morning talk, how his parents grew special plants in the roof of the house, a policemans kid that also attended told his Dad. The following week the first child told everyone how the pigs came to his house and took the plants away. The list goes on.
Megan Romero-Herman 2 years ago
One of my favorite part of being a teacher is the funny stuff!
Nonna_SoF 2 years ago (edited)
My mom is a teacher, kindergarten and 1st grade. She has a student who she suspects needs glasses, the school arranges and pays for an eye doctor appointment, the student proceeds to steal $3,200 worth of eye glass frames. With the mom watching. On surveillance camera. The mom tried to deny it. Apparently didn't notice the obvious cameras.
Sh_alien 2 years ago
When my 12 year-old was a toddler, my husband, her older sister and I were all coloring together at the kitchen table. We were having fun talking and giggling, and all of a sudden my beautiful baby with the most angelic face you’ve ever seen and sweetest softest voice exclaimed, “WHERE’S THE F*****g beige??? I didn’t even know she was aware that beige is a color that exists. My husband and I immediately burst out laughing, while my oldest, who was about 4 years-old, just looked a little panicked and confused. Funny thing is, she HATES swear words, now. She’s very strait-laced. We’re not sure how that happened.. . I also recall a moment when she just said “sh*t sh*t sh*t” repeatedly for no reason.
Via Hawk 2 years ago
In school the other week (I’m a freshman btw) this kid who always skips class with his friend saw the friend waiting outside the door, he asked to use the bathroom and the teacher, who clearly knows he skips, but is required to send him if he has to go, says as he leaves “what’s so exciting about the bathroom?” And I came up with this joke on the spot (I am proud of myself). And I didn’t even pause to think of the trouble I would get in, but I said “mrs [teachers name] surely you know, all the s**t happens in the bathroom!” And we all were quiet for a minute , then my teacher goes “ba dum chhh”. And this kid who sits in front of me goes “mrs [teachers name] are you really gonna let that slide?” And she says “it was actually pretty funny. So I’m gonna let it slide this once. But via, don’t swear in my class again ok?” It was really funny actually
Alison Long 2 years ago
Do you spend much time around children? I do, and these are totally believable.
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Kel_how 2 years ago
I had a b*tch of a 4th grade teacher; she was super mean, sarcastic, and dismissive. Well, one time the class wouldn't stop talking, so she kept saying, "excuse me" to get our attention. Finally, I burst out, "you're excused!" I was so shy and quiet, but something just came over me.
Littlemiss 2 years ago (edited)
It's amazing what kids will come out with. One 4 year old told us her mother used to have a naughty cupboard she had to sit in (we never did find out if it was true). Another child told at morning talk, how his parents grew special plants in the roof of the house, a policemans kid that also attended told his Dad. The following week the first child told everyone how the pigs came to his house and took the plants away. The list goes on.
Megan Romero-Herman 2 years ago
One of my favorite part of being a teacher is the funny stuff!
Nonna_SoF 2 years ago (edited)
My mom is a teacher, kindergarten and 1st grade. She has a student who she suspects needs glasses, the school arranges and pays for an eye doctor appointment, the student proceeds to steal $3,200 worth of eye glass frames. With the mom watching. On surveillance camera. The mom tried to deny it. Apparently didn't notice the obvious cameras.
Sh_alien 2 years ago
When my 12 year-old was a toddler, my husband, her older sister and I were all coloring together at the kitchen table. We were having fun talking and giggling, and all of a sudden my beautiful baby with the most angelic face you’ve ever seen and sweetest softest voice exclaimed, “WHERE’S THE F*****g beige??? I didn’t even know she was aware that beige is a color that exists. My husband and I immediately burst out laughing, while my oldest, who was about 4 years-old, just looked a little panicked and confused. Funny thing is, she HATES swear words, now. She’s very strait-laced. We’re not sure how that happened.. . I also recall a moment when she just said “sh*t sh*t sh*t” repeatedly for no reason.
Via Hawk 2 years ago
In school the other week (I’m a freshman btw) this kid who always skips class with his friend saw the friend waiting outside the door, he asked to use the bathroom and the teacher, who clearly knows he skips, but is required to send him if he has to go, says as he leaves “what’s so exciting about the bathroom?” And I came up with this joke on the spot (I am proud of myself). And I didn’t even pause to think of the trouble I would get in, but I said “mrs [teachers name] surely you know, all the s**t happens in the bathroom!” And we all were quiet for a minute , then my teacher goes “ba dum chhh”. And this kid who sits in front of me goes “mrs [teachers name] are you really gonna let that slide?” And she says “it was actually pretty funny. So I’m gonna let it slide this once. But via, don’t swear in my class again ok?” It was really funny actually
Alison Long 2 years ago
Do you spend much time around children? I do, and these are totally believable.
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