They are highly resistant little so and so's

Good advice giving for a man

I feel sorry for the poor soul who tries to kidnap me. I'm menopausal and cranky as hell. I'd b***h him into a coma in five minutes, flat.

Sounds perfect

Update please. Please.

Bwaahaahahahaaa!

The pronouns tho xD (I was referring to the "tired" btw not the they/them)

The plant's work ethic just didn't cut it.

I can explain…

43yo here and can confirm.

I never want to be *out there*

Hey some of us had it rough in our younger years of school, i admit im one of them, i ask my boyfriend if he can explain himself or repeat himself sometimes

In 3rd grade I had read all the Harry Potter books and half of warrior cats.

He's trying to think of a nice way to tell you that you have deep-seated male issues that you need to deal with.

😂😂😂😂😂😂👆👆👆

Yup.

whose problem am I supposed to be? :D

Dang bro

I think that could be said about everyone.

And that you belong in that mentally ill half.

If anyone finds out, please share. I'd be happy to pretend to be gay for a while. I would even share the money with the son :)

Unless you have a Boston terrier with a cold. (Ok so I spent the night on the sofa with the little ratbag on my lap but that was only because it seemed to calm him, not because I am a soppy)

Just move to Nepal. TikTok is banned there

And less back pain, those lucky A cups. Somehow I'm small framed with big boobs, and it is not fun.

Stay away or feel the wrath of the Booooooooooooo-bies!!! XP

Somebody crossed me, and then he got shot in the eye. But not by me. Another crossed me and almost got struck by a falling tree. Again, not by me.

I used to nap until 9pm, makeup, friends, and music until 11, then go to The Rocky Horror Picture Show at midnight. At 2am we’d continue with more wild fun and/or drinking. How I made it to work Sunday morning at 8am perfectly fine, I don’t know. Those were the nights. 👄

No. You need a clear head to properly enjoy watching the world burn.

WhY Are THe CuRtaIns sPeAKinG LaTiN

And they have to play country music during the sad hour. "My wife done left me, and my dog done died...."

"Normal life" is a big ask these days.

Yup, it's "hor".

What! No comments??? This is fab

No not my parents, but the grade school principal who used to lock me in a closet... Yeah that might have something to do with it.

I’m going to start saying de-notch, it sounds neat

The brain interprets emotional threat the same way as physical threat so sadly it tracks. Wish it would stop doing that.

Honestly, I need this approach

Just pick a side and go along for the ride..

Makes me think of that movie "I Am Not a Serial Killer", where the protagonist very pleasantly informs the school bully that "every time I really want to kill someone, I'm extra nice to them". (Great movie, by the way.)

Too many shots and I lose my British accent

Reality really

I don't see this as being unreasonable. When the bf is there you can just sunbathe.

Ouch ..I feel this.

Last time I raised my voice at a woman, it was to beg her to stop hitting me. My last GF was a real piece of work.

"You are definitely your dads son." To a cheating ex who despised his dad for cheating on his mom ending in there divorce and his moms mental health declining. I think that hit just the right amount of hard

Especially for the last one. Emphasis on 'last'

Growing up and growing old are two completely different things. I don't care about growing old, but I refuse to grow up.

It's true, I'm a vegan and I once made my rats mini cheese omelettes.

That's what I love about customer service. I spot the customer who's willing to listen to me and then I start my mini therapy session. For more money saving tips like this take me out for dinner

what's they point of avoiding egg yolks? it's not like fats are automatically unhealthy

I'll see your narcissistic boy, and raise with a badly medicated bipolar dating a spectacularly medicated depressive with anxiety. Our neuroses feed off each other.

I had one prospective landlord that wanted to rent me an apartment. He said that he would sometimes come stay at the apartment with me (not a snowball chance in you know where), then he said if I wanted, he could share the bed, generous of him! 😂 and if I had any pain medicine, he’d be nice enough to lower the rent if I shared it with him. Good luck finding someone to rent from you! 😂 I couldn’t believe he thought he’d find a legitimate renter with those requirements. I was trying so hard not to hurl and laugh at the same time. 🤢 Creepy guy.