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Tastefully offensive—what a delightful oxymoron. Causing someone to feel resentful, upset, or annoyed in an appropriate manner that shows good aesthetic judgment. Cheers to that! Oh, was it a bit confusing? Don’t worry, the following tweets and memes will embody the meaning. 

Shared by the Social Media Page "Tastefully Offensive," these bits of human communication add some much-needed spice to our daily lives, especially when they reflect the more chaotic aspects of what it means to be a human in 2023. Or at least, what’s left of us… 

Upvote your favorites, leave comments with your thoughts (and jokes, because we all need a laugh or two), and make sure to check out the previous article Bored Panda did on this page; it’ll have more funny bits, so you might want to clickity-clack on that hyperlink. Now let’s get into the madness! 

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Life is a complex bucket full of unknowns. You put your hand into the murky water, continuously wondering what you’ll find. Some days it’s a few golden coins; other times it’s a slimy electric eel that’s not too happy to be disturbed. Thing is, you can’t avoid shoving your hand in it, elbow-deep, as it is part of the human experience. 

Those said experiences can be very nicely summed up in 280 characters or less, as over 368 million monthly active users worldwide do so on a daily basis. Twitter is the place to be if you want to get immersed in chaos, but for those of us that can’t handle the extent of it, this social media page called “Tastefully Offensive” shares the most painfully relatable tweets out there. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The more and more I read to my son the more I realize I need to learn to talk. Archipelago was one of the recent ones

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The page’s slogan is “The True Memeing Of Life.” But what is it actually like to be a human? What is the purpose of it all? Is there a purpose at all to be sat in front of your glowy screen, using your hands to swipe across a bit of glass for hours on end, just to get a hit of happiness? Lots of questions, and I don’t know if we’ll find any answers, but let’s try!

The “human condition” can be defined as the features and key events of human life, including birth, learning, emotion, aspiration, morality, conflict, and death. Sometimes it is even referred to as the meaning of life, and, not surprisingly, this topic has intrigued and perplexed the minds of philosophers, religious figures, and scientists alike. 

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Buddhism teaches that existence is a perpetual cycle of suffering, death, and rebirth from which humans can be liberated via the Noble Eightfold Path. Meanwhile, many Christians believe that humans are born in a sinful condition and are doomed in the afterlife unless they receive salvation through Jesus Christ.

Philosophers have provided many perspectives on the meaning of life. Many know of René Descartes’ quote, “I think, therefore I am.” He believed the human mind, particularly its faculty of reason, to be the primary determiner of truth. One modern school, existentialism, attempts to resolve an individual’s sense of disorientation and confusion in a universe believed to be absurd. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Netflix movies need to make more sense while I’m scrolling on my phone and not actually paying attention

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear those kind of people hover their hands over the horn the moment they stop at a red light. It’s the only explanation for how quick the blow it the moment the light goes green

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Perhaps more fundamental concepts summarize the more universal aspects of the human condition: 1. An awareness of the inevitability of suffering and death, 2. An understanding of evil and sin, and 3. The recognition of an intelligent being who intervenes in human affairs. 

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The more we grow, the more of these we realize, as well as the absolute fact of how fragile life is. There is, inherent in the human condition, an uneasiness as we search for peace and calm. As William James says, “There is something wrong about us as we naturally stand.” Material possessions, no matter how plentiful, cannot make us happy, and thus, we search for more. 

On the other side of the same coin, we have nihilism, a philosophy that rejects generally accepted or fundamental aspects of human existence, such as objective truth, knowledge, morality, values, or meaning. Essentially, life is meaningless, human values are baseless, and knowledge is impossible. 

It is often associated with extreme pessimism and a radical skepticism that condemns existence. Among philosophers, Friedrich Nietzsche is most often associated with nihilism. For Nietzsche, there is no objective order or structure in the world except what we give it. 

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A common thread in the literature of the existentialists is coping with the emotional anguish arising from our confrontation with nothingness, and they expended great energy responding to the question of whether surviving it was possible. Passionate commitment, be it to conquest, creation, or whatever, is itself meaningless. Welcome to nihilism.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then forgetting that and putting it in the sink where it promptly gets something nasty on it

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't like the cinema any more. I always need to have a wee at some point, it's too loud, the snacks cost too much, it all costs too much, I can't pause it, the seats are uncomfortable and there are other people there.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg me too! I’m always shocked and confused that it’s red. Maybe “vert verde” in other languages throws me off.

Lakota Wolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same! I was adopted into a Mexican family and grew up hearing Spanish as often as I heard English. Knowing that "verde" means "green" DOES make me think "vermillion" should be a shade of green XD

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Penny Fan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once had an argument with a car salesman where I tried to explain that no, "vertigo" was not a good name for that shade of green.

NamiKoa
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I keep thinking that too! Maybe because of vert and verde being green in other languages you just assume it's green times a million.

Iampenny
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm proud to say that I have never had this problem, mainly because I had never heard of the colour vermillion before.

Michael Smith
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my goodness, that reminds me, the only reason I know this word is that way back in 7th grade I wrote a creative writing piece for English class in which the gym teacher which we all hated was having a heart attack and "couldn't chase us past the vermillion lockers"... I just looked up a fancy word for red and that was what I found.

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Astrius
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s "ver". In several latin languages, ver is the root of green. For example, in French, we say vert.

Carol Emory
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because Verde is green in Spanish. And I agree with you 100%.

Guinevere89
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And vert is green in French which is why I think of it. Agree with your agreement.

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The Original Bruno
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So it doesn't mean green million? How many worms had to die?!!! (In French, "vert" with a silent "t" is green; "ver" is worm.)

Satan Laughs
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Art students and bees are the only ones who know the difference.

Gawaget The Object Thingy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whenever I hear this work I picture the green dress Scarlett made from the curtains in Gone With the Wind

Annie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same with chartreuse...it is green but feels like a red word

Jane Cortez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too funny! Vermillion WANTS to be green!!! Maybe it’s because verte is green and verMILLION just sounds like the beginning to a delicious hue to green….

Loki C
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to my synesthesia, the word itself is a plum purple. The color is still disappointingly red though.

Delta Dawn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Verde is why. It catches me too, every time. Vermillion sounds like it has verde as a root, etymologically speaking.

Blue Faerie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Puce should be a greenish brownish color but it's actually pinkish

Brianne Amos
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always feel like chartreuse is also the wrong color. It should be some shade of pink, or even a light blue, but definitely not a yellow-green.

Shannen Spence
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like something a blonde would ask.. 'How much is 'vermillion'?--

Ashley Harrold
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of words starting with ver have a meaning involving green, i.e. Verdant

Ines Olabarria-Smith
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s true about verde in Spanish but there’s also bermellón, which translates vermilion.

Kim Lorton
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s why I love the word Verdant, and lush. When reading or hearing these words my mind instantly goes to a lush green garden and emerald grass, green trees and flowers and a soft, warm breeze!

Jenni Frovarp
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I gave the same problem with chartreuse. Keep wanting to think it’s red

Erica Cochrane
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i have the same problem with puce. it's a shade of red. i think it should be a kind of beige.

Elizabeth Butler
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that word and the color. I love that there is a river and a county in Indiana named Vermillion.

Tyler
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

reminds me of something I saw a while ago that the names of vermillion and chartrues need to be switched

Sydnie Laney
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

same...thats why i was confused why queen scarlets son was named after that-

Melissa Hamed
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chartreuse is the one that throws me because I can't remember if it's a bright green or a bright pink.

ReginaC
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sad that it's not rat or mouse colored....vermin-llion

M J
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have a point. I know as a color it refers specifically to the red mercury mineral cinnabar, but no one (including perhaps the etymologists) seems to know how that came to be, since it's derived from the Latin for worm.

Heather Wolmarans
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought I was THE ONLY ONE who always saw green when I read vermillion. Thank you, a thousand times thank you.

Barbra E. Nyberg
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need to explain, cause this crafter, and fantasy fan says vermillion is so red. Fuchsia, however, should be yellow. Can't explain why too you, cause my brain can't explain it to me.

awkward_archangel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly I never thought of it as green, probably because my grandmother is a hobby painter, so I used to read the color names on her oil paint tubes

Giovana Klinke
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In portuguese it makes sense, actually. Green is "Verde" but red is "vermelho"

Catlover129
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What???? It’s not green? Damn! I need to cancel the car I ordered online! 😬

Jennifer Gilmore
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only knew it as an exit on the Ohio turnpike. Hooray for new knowledge!

Austin Sauce
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m color blind so I’ll believe it’s whatever you tell me it is.

Kevin Ber
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only the excreted dye from the little worm vermillion is named after excreted green instead.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First thing I thought of was "Beetlejuice," the movie...I think he wants to spray paint a room Vermillion? Makes me think of the word "villian" too.

Lynn Reese
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I associate it with yellow because it makes me think of vermicelli.

KAREN
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like million and I think even non US citizens think of money as green because the US dollar so popular worldwide on TV and in advertising and movies.

Moezzzz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MEEEE TOOOOO!!! I hate that it's not a beautiful shade of green!!!

Tim
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get the ver link, but for whatever reason, the million makes me think red. It's weird.

Olive Harper
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It sounds like a rat to me. I always get it confused with "vermin".

Ricardo Ferreira
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too near from "vermelho" (red) for me to think any other color than a shade of red.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I understand this, because to me, "chartreuse" sounds like a red/pink word.

Jayzee R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And another point to make you sad is that it has only one "l" in it making it less like a million dollars, which may be green.

Earl Grey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You’re thinking of that other V-word color: Verdigris.

Illicit
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure everyone goes through this phase, even briefly.

Danielle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I totally thought vermillion was a shade of green!!! I swear I've seen green paint called vermillion!

Laura Gillette
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YES! I think it's because green is vert in French and verde in Spanish and vermillion starts with VER.

Anonymouse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For me, it's puce and/or cyan. I feel like they should be red, but I don't know why.

Joshua David
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where I come from there is a river called the vermillion and it's suddenly all making sense.

Bethboo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Viridian is a shade of green though, a teal green I beleive

Jaya
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, so you guys are telling me that vermillion is red, chartreuse is yellow-green and sapphire is blue? Nothing makes sense anymore... Did I wake up in a parallel universe? What is going on?! So weird...

Ryan Winters
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like a type of dragon so yes green is most appropriate, guess it's a red dragon

Cassandra Reese
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vermillion does sound like it should be red instead of green and chartreuse should be green instead of red

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The question of our existence is complex and multifaceted, as one would expect such a question to be—wherever you look, there will be a theory as to what your life should aspire to be, or not be. So choose one and run with it. At the end of the day, we can live another day for some juicy Twitter content and good laughs with a cup of coffee. 

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As you continue scrolling through this list, make sure you upvote your favorites, leave some comments along the way, and make sure to have a day full of happiness! 'Til the next one! 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaaaaaaand there’s the existential crisis I mentioned in a previous comment. So if you’ll excuse me

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds a lot more wholesome than when I google to see how many cast members are dead. Everyone dead = a bingo! Scull! (In my defence, I do watch a great many old b&w movies).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you free to come and sort my house out now that you’ve finished your Spring cleaning?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dammit BP, now I'm never gonna hear this song without thinking of this!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun Fact: In the UK, they used to be called Opal Fruits until they changed it to Starburst. And Snickers was Marathon. Anyone else remember that?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In German, it's brutal [Brutto (Gross)] to see what you could've earned!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yo guys, I found this cool glitch. I hope the Earth devs don't patch it soon

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And don’t get me started on those moments when it’s just like: I’m very sore right now. Me: what, why? My body: 🤷

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the Savo region of Finland, this is called a kalakukko, which translates to fish-rooster. It's not really a pocket though, but a big loaf-sized rye bread filled with fish an pork.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only time I even OPEN my emails is when I'm signing up for something, like making an account on a gaming website, and they send a verification email.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first aid officer at my last job was scared of blood, so I did all the blood stuff. Her answer to this question would have been a firm "maybe".

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how his tied-back hair gets more and more discombobulated as the glasses builds go on XD

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what you are getting with a Holiday Inn, Airbnb is too much of a gamble for me.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One time I was holding three of them and they all went off simultaneously and I may have panicked a little 😅

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm. I usually feel resentment and impending boredom in those three minutes.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NOOooo! You have to say hello to everyone as you enter. That's how it works in Switzerland, at least. So civilised.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if next year were gonna be laughing at this or crying at this, i should set a reminder for myself lol

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a moment like this early in my career. Basically some guy came by and asked me what was going on. Went off about how messed up things were and how I was trying to fix it but no one would listen. Ended up getting promoted. Can guess who it was

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was day one for my husband, the man just turns his brain off and goes to sleep?! I can't and I'm jealous

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It shouldn't really matter who bangs who (as long as all participants give consent).

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Jeans pre-ripped have always brought out my disapproval and that will never change.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heck I do that now, no sense spending money on hotdog or hamburger buns and eat two just to toss the rest. Waste of money

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Conveniently the cereal box is sized perfectly to fill up the hot tub

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My baby sister got kicked out of her Kung Fu class because somehow she got too good for her age and kinda injured a grown man. They said that she was too young to learn proper control. She's 42 and we're still waiting on that.

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Saying "my life sucks" when things go wrong: - self-deprecating - depressing - makes you sad Saying "Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus wouldn't want this for me" when things go wrong: - motivating - makes you think about Spinosaurus - reminds you that Spinosaurus cares for you (I stole this from a meme but it felt relevant)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always forget my employee ID number, or any passwords that were not written down (because I just knew I would remember them).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually I saw an interview (Graham Norton I think) Ehen she revealed it was made up by her parents. Can't remember her real name but it's an embellishment

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NOOOOO! Please don't stir the conspiracy theorists up more!

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Uncanny
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I head straight for all various forms of social media, and with shaking hands and dread filled heart check what hammered me was up to last night and whether I’ll need to change my name and move to Siberia. Delete! Delete! 😳😂

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Amanda Rose
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always forget what got shoved up there when I first moved. Can't find x item? Mystery cabinet!

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Fabian Bernard
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My girlfriend is like that, I stopped playing because it raised too much drama

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Lakota Wolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do this with my puppy, who is half German Shepherd. If you've ever owned a GSD, you know that they absolutely do talk back XD

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Thomas Bentley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What Not to do with Food and Health/ Housing/ and What Would Happen if a Toddler was Trying to Get Someone into Space, respectively.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about zoom meeting that must include the two old balcony muppet guys and their commentary throughout?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gonna need more Scooby snacks if I am going to finish reading this thread.

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JoJo Anisko
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As far as I can tell, their only purposes are to fulfill masochists and slow down consumption.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anybody else not eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for like a year and then all of the sudden you have one and are like damn that was so good, so you eat them all the time for like a month and then get bored of them and start the cycle all over?

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