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Life is just like a taco - slightly disarranged, yet oh so lovely! Even if it all seemingly falls apart - taco or life - it is still the best thing ever. There’s also a third thing that’s unfailingly good, even if it’s bad, and it is our beloved funny puns. Therefore, a taco and a pun is a marriage made in heaven, and who are we to restrain you from the pleasures of reading one hundred and two taco puns? So, yes, this is our newest installment in our food puns division, nicely encircling two of the best things in life.
We’ve done some research on the very natural question that you might have now - what is older, a taco or a pun? As we all know, the original master of smart puns was Shakespeare himself; thus, we can state that such a form of wordplay originated somewhere at the end of the sixteenth century. Now, as we all can agree, a taco wasn’t invented by the same Shakespeare, but rather by the indigenous people living in the Valley of Mexico way before the Spanish conquistadors came there. So, ages before the sixteenth century, although the first taco feast experienced by European conquistadors was early in that same century, as documented by Bernal Diaz del Castillo. Who was there and ate the beautiful tacos himself. Thus, the answer to the aforementioned question is this - a taco predates a pun, but they’ve managed to happily coexist since, basically, forever.
Let that be a conclusion to our history lesson here, and let’s just skip right to the magnificent taco puns. They are, as always, just a bit further down! Once you’re there and find a silly pun that makes you giggle, be sure to vote for it. Finally, share this article with anyone who’s in need of a corny pun or two today!
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#1
To teach my kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.
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#5
What’s the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell? About 25 seconds in the microwave.
#6
A taco’s favorite musical genre? Wrap music, of course!
#11
Wanna know something cool? Taco cat spelled backward is taco cat.
V Martinez 3 years ago
Now I want a cat so I can name it Taco and Tuesdays will forever be their day
#13
There’s a Mama Taco, a Daddy Taco, and a Baby Taco. Who watches Baby Taco when Mama Taco and Daddy Taco go out on a date? Aunt Chilada.
#17
Everyone else was already eating, so I asked the waiter if my taco was going to be long. He said no, it was going to be round.
#21
I’d like to try juicing, but I’m tentative about it… I’m not totally sure how to juice tacos.
#30
I tried to eat the entire Taco Bell menu once. They asked me to get off the counter and escorted me out.
#43
I’m so thankful I don’t have to go foraging for my favorite food… I have no idea where tacos live.
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