Ha ha that’s cute let’s see how they sing when their jewels are ripped off by the chimp

I'm pretty sure I could win a fight against my turtle, even if he gets really angry. But if my dog gets rabies or something and attacks me, I'm dead.

...but someone forgot to establish the principle of non-use of weapons. it's possible that humans are unable to eradicate tardigrades.

Beat them in what? The crocodile could take me in chess, but I'm pretty sure I could beat him in Twister.

I feel like the only people that could beat a crocodile are from florida haha

Ahhh America...

If it makes you feel better, an average of 5% of Americans suffer from narcissistic personality disorder, and believe themselves superior to all living things..which accounts for a good chunk of these

Done in America...

And 100% are wrong

Chimps are not to be trifled with...

Fûcking idiots!! Lol

What percentage believes all of the above?

I can barely beat a mosquito 🦟

Proof that half of the population is of below average intelligence. ;) And some are WAY below!

Hell, prolly 20% think they could best a wolverine. Good luck with that.

Delusional dudes

We who grew up on a farm are also laughing our behinds off at this.

I m not at all confident that I could take a small cat...let alone those other animals!

lulz.. I have no faith in me winning against a f****n chipmunk . If I walk away victorious from anything, Im makin myself a trophy

Some travelling shows in the US in the 19th century had wrestling matches between men (chumps) and chimps. To win the human would have to pin one shoulder of the chimp to the ground for one second. There are no records of a human ever having won.

Is this all the same 17% of those surveyed? Or is there actually a percentage who thinks yep, I can take an elephant, but a chimpanzee would beat me hands down

48% of the American population would actively engage with these animals..! It sort of sums up the American educational system. This is the same country that thinks 30% of the population live in Texas and that 41% of the population is Black. When in reality only 9% live in Texas and 12% are black. What the heck is being taught in their schools..?

silverback gorillas are the most intimidating animals alive.

what are they expecting to do to the elephant? put on a mouse costume?

Any animal? Pretty sure I could beat a sloth

In Russia these numbers might be accurate.

I think we should let them try. One by one

Wasn't a chimp responsible for the need of the first human face transplant???

And here I am ready to run at the sight of a 1 cm wasp… :/

Sounds like my beer swilling, truck driving, ah, love ma dawg, redneck landlord.

Yeah but who ever said this?

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I have no sympathy for cage divers. You wanna f**k around? Find out.

Meanwhile I believe that I could hug any of the fluffy animals on this list and not be killed because they’d sense my wonderful vibes

I think of all these animals, the gorilla and chimp scare me the most. They're like humans, but way stronger. Wolf I reckon I could take. Croc, elephant, lion, nope.

We Americans are such morons sometimes!

Yeah.. Zookeepers have been been eviscerated by big cats that are just playing the way cats do. The cats weren't trying to hurt anyone, they were just playing. I would never try to fight a wild animal, that's just stupid. However I would totally try to befriend a wild animal, and probably end up in the same situation. It's the internet's fault. I have seen too many videos of people caring for orphaned big cats, releasing them to the wild, and then the giant murder kitty comes running up for love and snuggles.

It cracks me up that any spoiled human thinks they can win against an animal that literally fights for its survival on the daily.

probably includes Dumpty Trumpty

Humans can beat all animals on long distance running.