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These "outrageous" shoes, as referred to by the designer herself, will catch the eye of every passerby. Though they may not be accessorized with everyday outfits, they will surely spice up your special occasion look.

Kira Goodey, an Australian designer, transforms heels into surreal, unusual, and exclusive shoes. They can almost be considered "sculptures to wear" since these creations are a work of art.

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MoniMoni
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd pay to see someone do a "superhero landing" in these! 😂

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Erica Knapp
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She-ra vibes!!! Love these so much!!

Nikki Sevven
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like something Zenon would wear when she grew up.

Jan Eivroc
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

then there's earthquake...how to run with those shoes on?

StrangeOne
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this a Monster High doll shoe?

Lil Miss Hobbit
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something a dragon-rider would wear.

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    MicrowaveGoddess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd wear these, but I'd probably break my ankles....

    SnowPardZZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd look alot more normal wearing these than wearing the other ones. . .

    Giuditta Jones (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like those. They remind me of the kinda shoes from Irregular Choice!

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    H.M. V.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks super uncomfortable, but as an art piece it's nice

    SnowPardZZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Buys them to fit in with the mermaids at a party*

    Ivy_Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the orange bags oranges/clementines come it but blue

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of shoe you see on a runway for some kind of over the top presentation that no one likes or would ever wear.

    Memeboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these shoes would look good on a shelf, but very uncomfortable on your feet

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    Jan Eivroc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's the feet that caught my attention lol

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    Ivo H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creste di gallo pasta shoes!

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    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that supposed to be a Graboid coming out of the heel?

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what my feet would be doing if I wore those today.

    H.M. V.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice idea, but a snakes mouth would have probably worked better with the snake skin.

    Trish Ferguson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So use a snake mouth when you make your own shoes if you're such an expert

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    JM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I can’t articulate why, but I like these the best, too.

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    Ivy_Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do i love it......but it will get dirty so quickly

    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, the cellophane wrap heel - I'm sure the ankle support is fantastic

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, lady! You forgot to take the cellophane off!"

    SnowPardZZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reduce reuse recycle, guys! These are my favorite ones.

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    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only takes 1 hour to put them off. Good luck removing them without damaging the shoes permanently

    Aquata
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these shoes or pants? Maybe some weird version of tights?

    Tuesday's child
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something that someone would wear to some fan convention

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    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's where the old window treatments went!

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recognize the pattern, it's from clerical garments

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    Glengoolie Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition!

    Qia Munther
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have been in purple and for Prince

    Jan Eivroc
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, I understand why some animals have hooves...

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the name of the father, and the son, and the holy Jesus f*****g christ

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's as if SnakeSkin Boots and Pink HighHeels had a baby, and that baby threw up shoelaces.

    H.M. V.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't trip because of loose laces

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure how I feel about metallic pink and snake skin

    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't remember the style name of these shoes, where the toes are forced up like that. I tried on a pair at a store. Once I started standing I was nearly screaming, the pain was that bad. I don't know how people can wear shoes like that without being in immense pain. I couldn't even stand in them all the way. Once I put weight down I had to sit back down and take them off. I can wear platform high heels, pumps and wedges like it's nobodies business, but my toes don't bend that way up.

    Snake Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My children don’t like the snake skin 🐍🐍 (profile name)

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    hitex
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look so comfy & practical!

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My leg got broken just by looking at these

    Tuesday's child
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing these I could actually be 5'8!!!

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Painters stilts wrapped in holographic vinyl?

    SnowPardZZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What outfit would you pair with these?

    J S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything. Or possibly nothing....

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    Queen Mab
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heels with skirts. An idea whose time has not come.

    Imogen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ankle just snapped looking at this hideous picture

    J S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I. Love. These. I would break many bones. Probably in the first hour. Take my money already.

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are gorgeous but I wouldn’t want to fall off these!

    Memeboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you fall its gonna be very difficult to get up

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    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you melted the plastic basket you're fried chicken comes in.

    Snake Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would get confused putting these on

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    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case of emergency, your shoes can be used as a floatation device.

    Jan Eivroc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those sides have boosters to keep you afloat lol

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    SnowPardZZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like these are the most practical ones for like, wearing

    OjibweIkwe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her fake tan is crying itself off because it wants to go down to the shoes.

    Baseball is Life
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after looking at all the pictures, these shoes are the only ones that I would/could wear

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    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These make you constantly slip and fall

    Catherine Stevens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gasp* these should be worn by minions in the next despicable me movie!!!

    Margaret H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Female version of Billy Connolly's banana boots. https://preview.redd.it/do3xtjdtoo171.jpg?width=320&crop=smart&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=761ee1d944e0c2a5eb49be46e34294b28355ad6f

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    Tuesday's child
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see myself wearing these actually

    Snake Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, why did I get downvoted? They’re really pretty shoes, but it almost looks like you could rock back and forth in them like a see saw

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    JM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But judging by the angle of the foot, these are very high.

    MicrowaveGoddess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waffle cone and Mary Janes love child?

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    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'd stab someone with this, probably me

    Kerri
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone: what the heck are you doing Person with shoes: brushing my shoes Someone: what Person: you heard me

    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for when someone needs a kick up the a$$

    Giuditta Jones (she/her)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, uniheels. Wait. They usually already are uni-heeled. Uhm.

    hitex
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I give the hair 3 hours of use before the heel accidentally catches a little & rips it off

    Snake Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My foot is growing a mane everybody!

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    Sophia Ramsey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    +2d8 piercing damage, and we can't forget the d6 of radiant damage!! fellow D&Ders, unite!

    Catherine Stevens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaa i'd definetly fall over and spike myself

    Laurie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh wow these look so practical and comfy! i should wear these to my next cross-country meet!

    Memeboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use these when you practice martial arts and you’re gonna get kicked out of the club

    OjibweIkwe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the kind of shoes I'd expect to see at the Met Gala Red Carpet. Attention Anna Wintour!

    SPARKIZE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do these remind me of the flash Gordon movie?

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these are all fascinating shoes, but so dangerously high off the ground.

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    Ivy_Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wednesday's new shoes for season 2 😭

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else can they transform into?

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    new take on the classic mary jane

    Imogen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, not wensday, Tuesday

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    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubles as a bath loofah

    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're really flexible, you could wash your car.

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    Clay S.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pants double as diving fins

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The blue and gold fabric is gorgeous

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    id break my ankles the first 3 seconds of wearing them lmaooo

    Tamra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think these shoes would force you into a Frankenstein lurch.

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    Snake Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it’s meant for horse hooves b/c of the shape

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the platforms remind me of ancient Chinese shoes on platforms to get through the muddy streets

    Imogen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There goes like 15,000 ddollars

    Giuditta Jones (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These I'm not really fond of. Its like they're just put on a pedestal and not one piece.

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    hitex
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the dominatrix wants to tower over the man

    Lil Miss Hobbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are tall, these may not be for you

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    Lillian Perry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this could and should ba an ALBUM COVER!!!!

    J S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would want these so much, but why is the toe box to tight? Giant chunky platforms should have space in them.

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    hitex
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1995 is calling & Clueless want their shoes back

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    Snake Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would take 5 hours to tie them and then take one step and my ankles would break

    hitex
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I got them on, I'd need the jaws of life to remove. Single use only

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    BAHH NANA
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so cute tho, I need classes on how to walk in them!

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    Snake Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand what walking means anymore

    JM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least with these shoes, the tassels echo the pearl trim on the shoes.

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    Basil (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the tassels. Kinda look like chromatids tho.

    JM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the tassels, too, but they don’t look like they go with any of the shoes to me.

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    JM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t like the oversized tongues

    SnowPardZZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think Daddy would approve

    Ziggyc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross,hate the daddy's angel thing

    Laurie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woah there buddy ok ok lets keep it pg /j

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    Giuditta Jones (she/her)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bridal shoes with their own veils/trains (what's the word?)

    Ziggyc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she's got tpilet paper stuck to her shoes and it's picked up all the rubbish as she's walked

    SnowPardZZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL when your wedding train isn't enough. . .not the best for hiking, though.

    Cara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not a trip hazard in any way, shape or form…

    Basil (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These made me trip and I'm sitting down-

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