Oh bless her heart, that's awesome!!!🥰🥰🥰

This is a fantastic put down

same girl how many cats?

I have so many questions.

I’m pretty sure a phd is an accomplishment you sexist peanut of a man

Stare at a child. Then chaos ensues

Oooh prison riot warning

😅😅😅😅

Dang she is good at roasting

oh my lord. "Effin' Birds" is the name of this book and it is a GD riot!

Maybe she vanished all the friends magically!

Jeez

I would tell them I'm an undercover kid but don't tell anyone

A LOT of psychs are insane, you have to a bit insane to do the job.

I present to you: Little Miss Rebel and Trainwreck Barbie

Brian, you have just witnessed possibly the greatest burn ever

Lol.

We should continue to call him "Tromp".

And you sir can't fathom the depths of my boredom that I found it more intellectually stimulating to talk to someone during your class. I understand if you down vote me. Sometimes I just can't resist sarcasm.

Amateurs.

Oh so we have an expert here

We can't go around disappointing old ladies now, can we?

I'll take it!😅

You absolutely should.

I'd love to be a baguette but i think I'm closer to a burger bun!

Well, thanks?

Dude... this is like something I would do. I laugh spontaneously during weird situations where everything is tense and I just start laughing. It lightens the mood

Answer: He wouldn't give them up until I killed him.