30 Hilarious Tweets From Parents Who Can’t Wait For The Summer To Be Over

My oldest (7) invites himself everywhere! I could not be more opposite

Mine would be trying to play it off and grabbing a plate for cake like he was there the whole time!

I don't like crowds.

well her name *is* Blake 'Live'ly

I wish I could double that. Perfect!

you know how shitty the quality of people commenting at BP has become, when people have to add (sarcasm) at the end of even a very normal comment!

We washed walls and woodwork. Also had 4-H projects to complete for the August Fair. Plus there was all of the canning and jelly making. We had a day or 2 per week for ourselves and learned not to complain.

There are many of us that remember a time not just pre-Bored Panda, not just pre-Internet, but pre-computer.

With a straight face, just look her in the eye, and reply; "You feeling old does not mean I resemble that comment."

My sister was older and called me old when I was young. Everyone did. They said I was born that way but I took care of everyone because I had to. Sometimes that's just the way life goes. I'm also one of the last two left of my entire family. Kinda sucks, I should have been the first to go, I died first but then I came back and now they can't get rid of me!

My brother calls me old and I'm only 16 :`(

That's the same age difference in my kids. 2years 6 months and 2 days. Also my partner calls me old (joking) and we are less than 4 months apart.

I call my partner old, who is 3 months, 3 weeks, and 3 days older than I. Even that small difference, that knife still cuts. 😆

Come back when you hear ancient 🥲

My partner is only 34 days older than me, but every year come his birthday I absolutely make use of all 34 days to call him old until my birthday rolls around.

'Old' is always about 2 years older than oneself. That way your sister is never old.

My twin has called me old. She is 47 SECONDS, younger than me. Not even a minute and she is calling me old. I replied, "then so are you"

Well if you're already 91 then

That means you can call her old as well in 2 and a half year

My sister calls me old and I'm less than1.5 years older than her

Not a parent, but I always have a book on me at the beach. And yes, it is very optimistic of me to do that(siblings)

Hey! I'll have you know that I have managed to read a whole entire sentence one time.

American football isn't th most popular in the world. Maybe that's the reason they start the earliest.

well, I mean, who wouldn't buy a genuine pet rock???

I still have my pet rock.

That's an astute and hilarious point! I was a kid at that time, and to be fair, I think most purchasers bought them as intentionally lousy gag gifts for their friends.

This just proves that fashions and crazes come round again after a few years.

It was not just Americans. They sold out worldwide.

But that guy didn't have a booth. .. Which would be a hit,...the creativity to name and come up with a back story for each rock on the fly or have them prepared..either way. .. I'm just imagining meeting someone at the park because their rock and my rock were friends in school.. Or had the same birthday.

...I remember hearing about those... I have no clue why people bought those...

I still have a pet rock lol

...and then someone made money by providing a pet rock cemetery, after the rocks died.