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Summer is full of adventures! For instance - getting accidentally sunburned, attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes and a bazillion other blood-sucking insects, surviving a pavement-melting heat wave, and probably the most awful thing of them all - having to sit through a good chunk of this season in an office. In fact, one might even say that summer IS a joke. One fun, adventurous, sun-kissed joke that we, despite the cons, look forward to all year. And, to make the interim until it finally starts just a tiny bit better, have some amusement with our collection of the best summer jokes. After all, laughing isn’t only good for your health, but time seems to pass quicker, too, when you’re chuckling.
So, what should you expect from these seasonal jokes? Well, for starters, some good ole adorable puns and clever wordplay considering all things summer. Then there are situational jokes which always seem to actually come true in summertime. Then there are your classy jokes and your silly jokes; all in all, a very thorough compendium that reflects the essence of everyone’s favorite season in a very loveable and hilarious way.
So, grab your shades and your flip-flops, put on an easy-breezy playlist, and have a go at our summer jokes! These cute jokes will make you reminisce on the good times of summer, even in the depth of winter; this we can promise hands down! Don’t forget to vote for the best jokes and share this article with your friends, too.
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#1
Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after returning home.
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#3
Due to COVID-19, this was the first year I could not go to Switzerland for my summer vacation.
Otherwise it's due to the lack of money.
#4
“Having other tourists recognize you as a tourist is the worst part of being a tourist.” - Russell Baker
#5
What do you call an Australian visiting England on vacation?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
#7
All my friends came to visit me in the place I'm in for vacation even tho I warned them the weather is terribly cold.
I was clear in my message "It's cool here, I'm chillin."
#9
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland.
#11
Why did the kid with the rash not go on a vacation?
His dermatologist told him to apply the medication locally.
#15
What do you call a french guy in sandals?
Phillipe Phloppe.
#18
My only solution to this stress is a vacation. But my pockets say no! I don’t know what to do with my life anymore.
#24
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
#27
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
#28
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
#29
Jake: What did the bread do on vacation?
Drake: What?
Jake: It loafed around.
Scott Crowell 2 years ago (edited)
Jake? Jake from State Farm? What are you wearing Jake from State Farm?
#30
Teacher: Johnny, please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence.
Johnny: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”
#33
Vacation overdose is a myth. If you think your vacation was too long, then you probably need another vacation.
#34
“Taking photographs as you travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.” - Susan Sontag
#35
Summer went swimmingly this year.
#38
Where did the ghost go to for his vacation?
He went to Maliboo.
#41
Which season do math teacher’s like the most?
Summer.
Scott Crowell 2 years ago
What season do personal injury lawyers like the most? Wait for it wait for it. Fall ta dum! thank thank 2 shows nightly 8 and 11.
#43
What did the family do when they arrived at the summer breach resort?
They shellabrated.
#44
Why was the family so tired after returning from summer vacation?
They flew all the way home.
#46
What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
#48
Erik: Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
Sarah: I haven’t a clue.
Erik: He needed to recharge his batteries.
#49
Mike: Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?
Hank: I don’t know.
Mike: They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
#50
Jacob: Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?
Riley: Why not?
Jacob: They’d get called for traveling!
#53
Spencer: What summer vacation destination makes your pet bird sing for joy?
Brian: I haven’t a clue.
Spencer: The Canary Islands!
#62
When you start looking like the person in your driving license, you know it’s time for a vacation.
#66
My wife insisted that we go to Stockholm in vacation.
I didn't want to go at first, but now, I don't want to leave.
#67
What does your long-distance girlfriend who you met on vacation have in common with the square root of -1?
They both are imaginary.
#68
I'm thinking about taking a vacation to hell.
After all, everybody's always telling me to go there.
#69
My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort.
Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
#72
Where does Santa Claus stay on a vacation?
In a Ho-Ho-Hotel.
#73
Can’t believe this is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19…
Normally, I don’t go because I’m poor.
#74
Where do hamsters go on vacation?
Hamsterdam!
#82
First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation.
Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport?
First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years!
#84
Monica: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation?
Josh: Alaska.
Monica: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.
#85
Charles: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
Ray: Why?
Charles: To make up for his miserable summer.
#87
Myles: Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his vacation?
Henry: Why?
Myles: Because he already had a trunk!
#89
It's summer, let's shell-abrate!
#91
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
#94
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed summer school?
"No, sir. I didn't miss it at all."
#95
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle!
#96
In the summer, I can remember my three-year-old brother scaring the living daylights out of everyone by disappearing one day.
We all looked through the shoreline and forest.
After a couple of hours, we saw him chasing butterflies in the woods.
My mother told him sharply, “Now, Jack, every time you want to go somewhere, you have to tell me first. Is that okay?”
Jack thought it over and said, “Okay, I want to go to Disney World tomorrow”!
#98
I finally told my suitcases that there would be no holiday this year.
Now I’m dealing with this emotional baggage.
#107
Why did Pluto have such a terrible vacation?
Because he didn’t planet well.
#109
Me: the Airline lost my luggage, so I tried to sue them.
Someone: Did you win?
Me: Unfortunately not, I lost the case.
#111
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
#116
Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?
Lake Eerie.
#119
How was the Canadian able to put out a fire while vacationing in Mexico?
With the help of a hose eh.
#120
My partner and I can never agree on vacations.
"I want to go to exotic islands and stay in 5 star hotels. She wants to come with me."
#122
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Vazmoslav Zenzerović 5 months ago
I have scrolled through all 122 so called jokes and I just have to tell you... THESE ARA NOT JOKES! These are are stupid and mostly boring sentences! and... One sentence - no matter how funny it is - does not make a JOKE!
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