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Summer is full of adventures! For instance - getting accidentally sunburned, attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes and a bazillion other blood-sucking insects, surviving a pavement-melting heat wave, and probably the most awful thing of them all - having to sit through a good chunk of this season in an office. In fact, one might even say that summer IS a joke. One fun, adventurous, sun-kissed joke that we, despite the cons, look forward to all year. And, to make the interim until it finally starts just a tiny bit better, have some amusement with our collection of the best summer jokes. After all, laughing isn’t only good for your health, but time seems to pass quicker, too, when you’re chuckling.

So, what should you expect from these seasonal jokes? Well, for starters, some good ole adorable puns and clever wordplay considering all things summer. Then there are situational jokes which always seem to actually come true in summertime. Then there are your classy jokes and your silly jokes; all in all, a very thorough compendium that reflects the essence of everyone’s favorite season in a very loveable and hilarious way.

So, grab your shades and your flip-flops, put on an easy-breezy playlist, and have a go at our summer jokes! These cute jokes will make you reminisce on the good times of summer, even in the depth of winter; this we can promise hands down! Don’t forget to vote for the best jokes and share this article with your friends, too.

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Joke on summer Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after returning home.

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    Let's take a trip to the beach, I could really use some vitamin sea!

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    Due to COVID-19, this was the first year I could not go to Switzerland for my summer vacation.

    Otherwise it's due to the lack of money.

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    #4

    “Having other tourists recognize you as a tourist is the worst part of being a tourist.” - Russell Baker

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    Joke on summer What do you call an Australian visiting England on vacation?

    Returning to the scene of the crime.

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    #6

    Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

    Times Square.

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    All my friends came to visit me in the place I'm in for vacation even tho I warned them the weather is terribly cold.

    I was clear in my message "It's cool here, I'm chillin."

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    #8

    What do snowmen do in summer?

    Chillout.

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    #9

    Jokes on summer Where do sharks go on vacation?

    Finland.

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    #10

    What is the best day to go to the beach?

    Sunday!

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    #11

    Why did the kid with the rash not go on a vacation?

    His dermatologist told him to apply the medication locally.

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    #12

    Where do goldfish go on vacation?

    Around the globe.

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    #13

    Joke on summer When do you go at red and stop at green?

    When you’re eating a watermelon.

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    #14

    Why didn’t the sun go to college?

    Because it has a million degrees.

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    What do you call a french guy in sandals?

    Phillipe Phloppe.

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    #16

    What do bees say in summer?

    It’s swarm, isn’t it?!

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    Joke on summer What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?

    I Scream.

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    #18

    My only solution to this stress is a vacation. But my pockets say no! I don’t know what to do with my life anymore.

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    #19

    Me: “I want to go on more travels.”

    The bank account: “Like, to the park?”

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    #20

    "I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again."

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    #21

    Joke on summer Where do bees stay while on vacation?

    Air Bee and Bee.

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    #22

    How do fleas like to travel?

    Itch hiking!

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    #23

    What kind of tree fits in your hand?

    A palm tree!

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    #24

    How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

    It waves!

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    Joke on summer What do you call a labrador at the beach in August?

    A hot dog.

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    #26

    What does the sun drink out of?

    Sunglasses.

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    #27

    What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?

    Long time, no sea.

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    #28

    What is the difference between a piano and a fish?

    You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

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    #29

    Joke on summer Jake: What did the bread do on vacation?

    Drake: What?

    Jake: It loafed around.

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jake? Jake from State Farm? What are you wearing Jake from State Farm?

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    #30

    Teacher: Johnny, please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence.

    Johnny: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”

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    #31

    How do you prevent a summer cold?

    Catch it in the winter!

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    #32

    What did the ocean say to the lifeguard?

    Nothing, it just waved.

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    #33

    Vacation overdose is a myth. If you think your vacation was too long, then you probably need another vacation.

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    Joke on summer “Taking photographs as you travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.” - Susan Sontag

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    #35

    Summer went swimmingly this year.

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    #36

    Anything is popsicle during summer!

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    #37

    Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.

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    #38

    Joke on summer Where did the ghost go to for his vacation?

    He went to Maliboo.

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    #39

    How does earth and mars schedule a vacation?

    They planet.

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    Where does a cow stay when it is on vacation?

    A mooooo-tel!

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    #41

    Which season do math teacher’s like the most?

    Summer.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What season do personal injury lawyers like the most? Wait for it wait for it. Fall ta dum! thank thank 2 shows nightly 8 and 11.

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    Joke on summer What do sheep do on nice summer days?

    Go to a baa-baa-cue.

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    #43

    What did the family do when they arrived at the summer breach resort?

    They shellabrated.

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    #44

    Why was the family so tired after returning from summer vacation?

    They flew all the way home.

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    #45

    Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

    Sue York City.

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    #46

    Joke on summer What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?

    A coconut on vacation.

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    #47

    Where do sheep go on vacation?

    The Baaaahamas.

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    #48

    Erik: Why did the robot go on summer vacation?

    Sarah: I haven’t a clue.

    Erik: He needed to recharge his batteries.

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    #49

    Mike: Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?

    Hank: I don’t know.

    Mike: They’re afraid to relax and unwind!

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    #50

    Joke on summer Jacob: Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?

    Riley: Why not?

    Jacob: They’d get called for traveling!

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    #51

    Billy: Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?

    Ian: Where?

    Billy: Hollywood and Vine.

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    #52

    First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation?

    Second dog: Search me!

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    #53

    Joke on summer Spencer: What summer vacation destination makes your pet bird sing for joy?

    Brian: I haven’t a clue.

    Spencer: The Canary Islands!

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    #54

    Where do fish go on their holidays?

    They don’t, because they are always in school!

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    #55

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Yoo.

    Yoo who?

    Yoo hoo! Big summer blow out!

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    #56

    What did the sea do to the sand?

    The sand blushed because the sea weed!

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    #57

    Joke on summer What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?

    Hopsicles!

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    #58

    What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?

    Croak-o-cola.

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    #59

    Why did the dolphin cross the beach?

    To get to the other tide!

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    #60

    What race is never run?

    A swimming race.

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    #61

    Joke on summer What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?

    It’s rated ARRRRRR!

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    #62

    When you start looking like the person in your driving license, you know it’s time for a vacation.

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    #63

    “My vacation is so long, I forget all my passwords.”

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    #64

    Keep palm and carry on.

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    #65

    Joke on summer Thank god we're not tide down with homework during the holidays!

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    #66

    My wife insisted that we go to Stockholm in vacation.

    I didn't want to go at first, but now, I don't want to leave.

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    #67

    What does your long-distance girlfriend who you met on vacation have in common with the square root of -1?

    They both are imaginary.

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    #68

    I'm thinking about taking a vacation to hell.

    After all, everybody's always telling me to go there.

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    #69

    My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort.

    Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.

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    #70

    Joke on summer What do you call a emo kid on vacation?

    A Tropical Depression.

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    #71

    Where do cows go on vacation?

    Moo York!

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    Where does Santa Claus stay on a vacation?

    In a Ho-Ho-Hotel.

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    #73

    Can’t believe this is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19…

    Normally, I don’t go because I’m poor.

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    Joke on summer Where do hamsters go on vacation?

    Hamsterdam!

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    #75

    How do rabbits like to travel?

    By Hareplane!

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    Where do cows go on the summer vacation?

    To the moo-vies.

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    #77

    What treat do dads like on hot summer days?

    POPsicles.

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    #78

    Joke on summer What do you do if you get rejected at the sunscreen company?

    Reapply.

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    #79

    Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

    Because they’re shellfish!

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    #80

    What did the reporter say to the ice cream?

    What’s the scoop?

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    #81

    Why do fish swim in saltwater?

    Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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    #82

    Joke on summer First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation.

    Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport?

    First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years!

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    #83

    Bob: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?

    Jim: An elephant.

    Bob: No, a mouse on vacation.

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    #84

    Monica: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation?

    Josh: Alaska.

    Monica: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.

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    Charles: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

    Ray: Why?

    Charles: To make up for his miserable summer.

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    #86

    Joke on summer Liz: Where do ants go for vacation?

    Lorna: Where?

    Liz: France.

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    Myles: Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his vacation?

    Henry: Why?

    Myles: Because he already had a trunk!

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    #88

    Reading while you sunbathe makes you well red!

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    It's summer, let's shell-abrate!

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    Joke on summer What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?

    Swimming trunks!

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    #91

    Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

    Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

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    #92

    What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?

    Bagels.

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    #93

    Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?

    They are hill-arious.

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    Joke on summer What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed summer school?

    "No, sir. I didn't miss it at all."

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    #95

    What do you call a snowman in July?

    A puddle!

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    In the summer, I can remember my three-year-old brother scaring the living daylights out of everyone by disappearing one day.
    We all looked through the shoreline and forest.
    After a couple of hours, we saw him chasing butterflies in the woods.
    My mother told him sharply, “Now, Jack, every time you want to go somewhere, you have to tell me first. Is that okay?”
    Jack thought it over and said, “Okay, I want to go to Disney World tomorrow”!

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    #97

    Friend: Let’s go to Bora Bora.

    Me: Man, I want to, but I’m pora pora.

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    #98

    Joke on summer I finally told my suitcases that there would be no holiday this year.

    Now I’m dealing with this emotional baggage.

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    #99

    Miles are longer than kilometers.

    Save fuel by taking a trip in kilometers.

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    #100

    It would be great if I could take a 6-month vacation.

    Twice a year!

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    #101

    Unpacking my suitcase after a vacation is like the ultimate emotional burden.

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    #102

    Joke on summer Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!

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    #103

    I'm pretty shore that we're going to have the best summer ever!

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    #104

    Aboat time for summer to start again.

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    #105

    This vacation has been sand-sational!

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    #106

    Joke on summer Where do music loving cats go to for vacation?

    Sing-a-purr.

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    #107

    Why did Pluto have such a terrible vacation?

    Because he didn’t planet well.

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    #108

    Where does Luke Skywalker like to vacation?

    The HimaLeah.

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    #109

    Me: the Airline lost my luggage, so I tried to sue them.

    Someone: Did you win?

    Me: Unfortunately not, I lost the case.

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    #110

    Joke on summer Where do pepperonis go on vacation?

    The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

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    #111

    Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?

    They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.

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    #112

    Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?

    Because they peel!

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    #113

    What do trains do during the summer?

    Play beach trolleyball.

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    #114

    Joke on summer Why did the shark befriend the dolphin?

    Because it wanted more porpoise in its life.

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    #115

    Elaine: Where do eggs go on summer vacation?

    Peter: I don’t know.

    Elaine: New Yolk City!

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    #116

    Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?

    Lake Eerie.

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    #117

    When crayons go on vacation, where do they go?

    Color-ado!

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    #118

    Joke on summer "I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer."

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    #119

    How was the Canadian able to put out a fire while vacationing in Mexico?

    With the help of a hose eh.

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    #120

    My partner and I can never agree on vacations.

    "I want to go to exotic islands and stay in 5 star hotels. She wants to come with me."

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    #121

    Where do bees go on holiday?

    Stingapore!

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    #122

    Joke on summer What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?

    Glass flippers!

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    Vazmoslav Zenzerović
    Vazmoslav Zenzerović
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have scrolled through all 122 so called jokes and I just have to tell you... THESE ARA NOT JOKES! These are are stupid and mostly boring sentences! and... One sentence - no matter how funny it is - does not make a JOKE!

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