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If you’re extremely proud of an accomplishment, by all means, post about it on social media and inform your friends so they can celebrate you. But there is a time and a place for bragging, and if you feel the impulse to boast about how rarely you change your child’s diaper, you might want to think long and hard before sharing that information.
Redditors have recently been calling out the most ridiculous and obnoxious things people brag about, so we’ve gathered some of their thoughts below. We’ll warn you right now that you might find this list infuriating, so good luck scrolling through and be sure to upvote the things that really aren’t the flexes people think they are!
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#1
Being willfully unvaccinated because they “do their own research” and “don’t follow the sheep.” Yeah, congrats for being gullible and easily manipulated by online b******t.
#2
Dads who brag that they never changed a diaper. Cool, bro. What an unhelpful loser.
#3
Being an "alpha"
Sorry homeboys, if you feel the need to announce it, you ain't it... and you know that.
#4
I can't stand it when people brag about how they never take sick days and just "man up" and work through it. Aye, cheers, mate, for passing your s**t around the office.
Nichole Harris 1 year ago
Sadly most folks I know can't afford to miss the work! It isn't something to brag about tho
#5
My brother and his girlfriend constantly tell me I drive like a grandma. Then they tell me how they regularly go way over the speed limit, take mountain pass turns super fast, and punch it through yellow lights. Idk when it became cool to drive like an a*****e
isayhellotojello 1 year ago
There’s too many deaths that happen because of breaking traffic rules, and plus it’s not cool
#6
Hours of work. We shouldnt be glorifying getting overworked.
#7
When a man says he lasts for hours in bed. No girl wants to be pounded for hours.
#8
Guys who say things like “I have never hit a woman” like they’re heroes. It’s basic human decency why would you have pride in that
#9
Look at this picture of me next to this animal I just shot.
#10
Spending tens and thousands of dollars on designer clothes. Most people who show off designer aren’t as rich as they look they just throw their whole paycheck on clothes in reality they’re just showing off how bad they are with money
#11
Never having read a book / not having read a book since they left school.
That's just **not** an achievement - at all. It's not hard to do - and there is no good in not doing it. I wouldn't say people who read are necessarily more educated, but apart from the chance to educate you it is simply another hobby. I've never seen anyone brag "Oh I haven't visited a theater since school" or "I haven't done archery since we had it in school!". It's just nothing to brag about.
Stephanie Did It 1 year ago
"I'm not a reader." You know, there are classes for adults that never learned, let's get you signed up! "Wait"
#12
Their ethnicity. Nobody really had a choice you were just born
#13
1. How little sleep they got.
2. How late they stayed at work.
3. How much they drank.
4. How many people they've f****d.
#14
Guys who brag about being “built different”. Sure dude. You have a beard, a “full sleeve” tattoo, and a pickup truck. You’re **so** different.
#17
Getting away with a crime.
There was a mass murder in the Chicago suburbs that went unsolved for 9 years, until one of the two perps told a new girlfriend about it and turned them in.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown%27s_Chicken_massacre
#18
Anyone who brags about something they didn’t earn.
- nice home but live with parents. Don’t brag. You did nothing to own / deserve it.
- high paying job in family business. Don’t brag. You did nothing to own / deserve it.
- “things” like clothing, jewelry, watches, cars etc that were gifted by parents / family. Don’t brag. You did nothing to own / deserve.
Too many coddled kids who piggyback their parents hard work via deflected ownership.
Winning the lucky sperm lottery is no reason to brag.
Ken Beattie 1 year ago
Hmm high paying job in a family business doesn't preclude someone working hard to earn it. Sure they have a leg up, but there are plenty of people who studied hard and then worked their way up just like anyone else.
#19
How drunk or high they get
Tobias Reaper 1 year ago
people who smoke weed making it their whole personality like nobody cares dude
#20
Being uneducated
Corvus 1 year ago (edited)
Ah yes, the good old "But Steve Jobs / Bill Gates dropped out of college and became super rich and successful." This is true, but consider the numbers - there are 7 billion people on this planet, but only ONE Steve Jobs / Bill Gates. The odds of you becoming the next one are very, very, very low.
#21
Anything to do with hustle culture... Wow you got s****y sleep under your desk?? I was comfortable in my bed haha, a strange flex.
Ken Beattie 1 year ago
I wish they'd normalise having a midday nap at work. One of the people I worked with had a doctor's note about taking a nap during work due to some condition. He used to work the morning have a quick lunch then take a nap and be refreshed for the afternoon. Was so jealous.
#22
To be vegan.
LillieMean 1 year ago
At the same time, in popular culture such as movies and series, it is accepted to make jokes about vegans and their "tasteless" food and thus spread a negative image through "humor". I've never force-fed my ideology, but someone always has to criticize my choices and brag about being a class A carnivore. Just thank you Jeff for telling me how you love steak and hate salad eaters. And now I wanted to eat my "pathetic" office lunch in peace.
#24
A guy at work bragged about getting a BMW. Ik for a fact he makes less than I do and it would financially irresponsible for me to get that car.
Have fun being broke all the time.
#25
How great an athlete they were in highschool….while 40+ waiting in line for cigarettes at the local gas station
#26
That they don’t know things. I’m shocked how many people are proud not to know simple math we are all taught.
#27
The only time I care if you lack sleep is if you’re heading to Brooklyn.
#28
Taking care of their kids with no one’s help.
You are supposed to.
SkekVi 1 year ago
you aren't actually. communities are supposed to help people raise kids... like, the nuclear family is bs and put so much work on two people when historically children are raised by way more people than that... that's kind of humanity's whole survival strategy is community....
#29
Sometime over the last decade or so, people started using the term "body count" for their cumulative number of lifetime sex partners
Unless you're doing it with all of them concurrently, I am not impressed.
#30
Money. Why is having money something to brag about? And if you do brag about it, it’s a surefire tell that you are a superficial, self-centered person I’d like to avoid.
Shark Lady 1 year ago
The three subjects you aren't supposed to discuss in polite company are: politics, religion and money. One of my pet hates is listening to someone go on about how much they made this month, quarter, year, as if that somehow makes them better than you if you aren't as rich.
#33
Not caring.
#34
How much money they waste
#35
Anything that they did nothing themselves to obtain.
What do you think ?
Amelia Jade 1 year ago
No one mentioned weather. I say, "Wow, it's really windy here today." And someone responds, "Oh yeah, well where I live it gusts up to 70 mph." Okayyyy? Weird flex. Do you create the weather? I once bad a friend make fun of me because i got excited we got a dusting of snow. He said those were rookie numbers and proceeds to brag about how much they get annually. We once had family visiting us here in the desert. It was New Year's. It gets cold and was in low 30s that night. We bundled up to go watch fireworks at a park. My BIL and my grown nephew refused to even put on coats. They're from the Midwest where below freezing is normal, and they're not like us desert dwellers who can't handle a little cold. But guess who kept wanting to cut the outing early and go home. Bragging that you are used to the cold is so stupid. 30 degrees is 30 degrees no matter where you are.
John Harrison 1 year ago
Oh, this SO should have been included on this list. The "you think it's hot where YOU live??" crowd makes me grind my teeth.
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WonderWoman 1 year ago
Idiots bragging that they drive better being buzzed - yeah, no, you are drunk driving and endangering everyone in your path.
Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago
Or about how they kick a*s driving in inclement weather... stay inside and park your F150 A*****e before you kill someone.. the most satisfying sound i ever heard was someone who constantly drove down my street 75 mph rain or shine..one day it was snowing its a*s off... they fly by and 5 seconds later was the sound of their truck plowing through the woods.
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Andy Frobig 1 year ago
I have relatives who like to brag about what foods they won't eat. Not vegan, just picky
TheFloydist 1 year ago
Is there anything worth bragging about? I guess I just never got the whole concept of bragging in general?
David A Paterson 1 year ago
That is a very good question. Is it valid to brag about being on Olympic athlete, or having a major role in a Hollywood movie or hit TV series?
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CascadedFalls 1 year ago (edited)
The continuous chatter about their daily gym routine by some individuals is truly irksome. While their dedication to an active lifestyle is admirable, the constant reminders can be quite unnecessary. It's like they're using a megaphone to broadcast their fitness schedule. Similarly, it's absolutely exasperating when people repeatedly highlight their competitiveness, belittling those who don't fit their own standards. Recognizing the unique strengths and priorities of each person is crucial. Overly excessive boasting about competitiveness can create discomfort and a judgmental environment.
Veronica Michelle 1 year ago
Dj khaled bragging how he will never perform oral on a woman but a woman must perform oral on a man because, “men are kings”
Jason Melvil 1 year ago
That's fine. Just remember that a lot of kings were beheaded...
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Amelia Jade 1 year ago
No one mentioned weather. I say, "Wow, it's really windy here today." And someone responds, "Oh yeah, well where I live it gusts up to 70 mph." Okayyyy? Weird flex. Do you create the weather? I once bad a friend make fun of me because i got excited we got a dusting of snow. He said those were rookie numbers and proceeds to brag about how much they get annually. We once had family visiting us here in the desert. It was New Year's. It gets cold and was in low 30s that night. We bundled up to go watch fireworks at a park. My BIL and my grown nephew refused to even put on coats. They're from the Midwest where below freezing is normal, and they're not like us desert dwellers who can't handle a little cold. But guess who kept wanting to cut the outing early and go home. Bragging that you are used to the cold is so stupid. 30 degrees is 30 degrees no matter where you are.
John Harrison 1 year ago
Oh, this SO should have been included on this list. The "you think it's hot where YOU live??" crowd makes me grind my teeth.
Load More Replies... WonderWoman 1 year ago
Idiots bragging that they drive better being buzzed - yeah, no, you are drunk driving and endangering everyone in your path.
Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago
Or about how they kick a*s driving in inclement weather... stay inside and park your F150 A*****e before you kill someone.. the most satisfying sound i ever heard was someone who constantly drove down my street 75 mph rain or shine..one day it was snowing its a*s off... they fly by and 5 seconds later was the sound of their truck plowing through the woods.
Load More Replies... Andy Frobig 1 year ago
I have relatives who like to brag about what foods they won't eat. Not vegan, just picky
TheFloydist 1 year ago
Is there anything worth bragging about? I guess I just never got the whole concept of bragging in general?
David A Paterson 1 year ago
That is a very good question. Is it valid to brag about being on Olympic athlete, or having a major role in a Hollywood movie or hit TV series?
Load More Replies... CascadedFalls 1 year ago (edited)
The continuous chatter about their daily gym routine by some individuals is truly irksome. While their dedication to an active lifestyle is admirable, the constant reminders can be quite unnecessary. It's like they're using a megaphone to broadcast their fitness schedule. Similarly, it's absolutely exasperating when people repeatedly highlight their competitiveness, belittling those who don't fit their own standards. Recognizing the unique strengths and priorities of each person is crucial. Overly excessive boasting about competitiveness can create discomfort and a judgmental environment.
Veronica Michelle 1 year ago
Dj khaled bragging how he will never perform oral on a woman but a woman must perform oral on a man because, “men are kings”
Jason Melvil 1 year ago
That's fine. Just remember that a lot of kings were beheaded...
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