35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About

If you’re extremely proud of an accomplishment, by all means, post about it on social media and inform your friends so they can celebrate you. But there is a time and a place for bragging, and if you feel the impulse to boast about how rarely you change your child’s diaper, you might want to think long and hard before sharing that information.

Redditors have recently been calling out the most ridiculous and obnoxious things people brag about, so we’ve gathered some of their thoughts below. We’ll warn you right now that you might find this list infuriating, so good luck scrolling through and be sure to upvote the things that really aren’t the flexes people think they are!

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Being willfully unvaccinated because they “do their own research” and “don’t follow the sheep.” Yeah, congrats for being gullible and easily manipulated by online b******t.

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35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About Dads who brag that they never changed a diaper. Cool, bro. What an unhelpful loser.

drum3release , Nathan Dumlao Report

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35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About Being an "alpha"

Sorry homeboys, if you feel the need to announce it, you ain't it... and you know that.

Prudii_Skirata , Eddie Jones Report

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35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About I can't stand it when people brag about how they never take sick days and just "man up" and work through it. Aye, cheers, mate, for passing your s**t around the office.

FoZzIbEaR , Polina Tankilevitch Report

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35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About My brother and his girlfriend constantly tell me I drive like a grandma. Then they tell me how they regularly go way over the speed limit, take mountain pass turns super fast, and punch it through yellow lights. Idk when it became cool to drive like an a*****e

Winchestur7 , JESHOOTS.com Report

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35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About Hours of work. We shouldnt be glorifying getting overworked.

SFriedRice , Per Lööv Report

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When a man says he lasts for hours in bed. No girl wants to be pounded for hours.

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35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About Guys who say things like “I have never hit a woman” like they’re heroes. It’s basic human decency why would you have pride in that

mandysgrimmadventure , Karolina Grabowska Report

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186points

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35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About Look at this picture of me next to this animal I just shot.

djln491 , Csiki Raymond Report

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35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About Spending tens and thousands of dollars on designer clothes. Most people who show off designer aren’t as rich as they look they just throw their whole paycheck on clothes in reality they’re just showing off how bad they are with money

chopppppppppy , Max Anderson Report

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35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About Never having read a book / not having read a book since they left school.

That's just **not** an achievement - at all. It's not hard to do - and there is no good in not doing it. I wouldn't say people who read are necessarily more educated, but apart from the chance to educate you it is simply another hobby. I've never seen anyone brag "Oh I haven't visited a theater since school" or "I haven't done archery since we had it in school!". It's just nothing to brag about.

deterministic_lynx , Blaz Photo Report

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#12

Their ethnicity. Nobody really had a choice you were just born

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#13

35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About 1. How little sleep they got.

2. How late they stayed at work.

3. How much they drank.

4. How many people they've f****d.

_eviehalboro , cottonbro studio Report

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138points

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35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About Guys who brag about being “built different”. Sure dude. You have a beard, a “full sleeve” tattoo, and a pickup truck. You’re **so** different.

someguy192838 , Jake Heidecker Report

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35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About Internet fame.

SwaggerEilte , MART PRODUCTION Report

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35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About Intelligence. The dumber they are, the more they brag.

EdgyLearner138 , Keira Burton Report

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35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About Getting away with a crime.

There was a mass murder in the Chicago suburbs that went unsolved for 9 years, until one of the two perps told a new girlfriend about it and turned them in.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown%27s_Chicken_massacre

Bingtsiner456 , Luis Villasmil Report

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#18

35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About Anyone who brags about something they didn’t earn.

- nice home but live with parents. Don’t brag. You did nothing to own / deserve it.
- high paying job in family business. Don’t brag. You did nothing to own / deserve it.
- “things” like clothing, jewelry, watches, cars etc that were gifted by parents / family. Don’t brag. You did nothing to own / deserve.

Too many coddled kids who piggyback their parents hard work via deflected ownership.

Winning the lucky sperm lottery is no reason to brag.

BetAlternative8397 , Chris Goodwin Report

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105points

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#19

35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About How drunk or high they get

9umopapisdn , Isabella Mendes Report

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95points

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#20

35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About Being uneducated

weenie2323 , Ivan Aleksic Report

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#21

35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About Anything to do with hustle culture... Wow you got s****y sleep under your desk?? I was comfortable in my bed haha, a strange flex.

joshharvey02 , Cup of Couple Report

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#22

To be vegan.

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#23

35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About how much they "trigger" other people

_squirrell_ , Priscilla Du Preez Report

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35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About A guy at work bragged about getting a BMW. Ik for a fact he makes less than I do and it would financially irresponsible for me to get that car.

Have fun being broke all the time.

MuluLizidrummer , Zan Report

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Amelia Jade 1 year ago

No one mentioned weather. I say, "Wow, it's really windy here today." And someone responds, "Oh yeah, well where I live it gusts up to 70 mph." Okayyyy? Weird flex. Do you create the weather? I once bad a friend make fun of me because i got excited we got a dusting of snow. He said those were rookie numbers and proceeds to brag about how much they get annually. We once had family visiting us here in the desert. It was New Year's. It gets cold and was in low 30s that night. We bundled up to go watch fireworks at a park. My BIL and my grown nephew refused to even put on coats. They're from the Midwest where below freezing is normal, and they're not like us desert dwellers who can't handle a little cold. But guess who kept wanting to cut the outing early and go home. Bragging that you are used to the cold is so stupid. 30 degrees is 30 degrees no matter where you are.

14points

John Harrison 1 year ago

Oh, this SO should have been included on this list. The "you think it's hot where YOU live??" crowd makes me grind my teeth.

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WonderWoman 1 year ago

Idiots bragging that they drive better being buzzed - yeah, no, you are drunk driving and endangering everyone in your path.

9points

Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago

Or about how they kick a*s driving in inclement weather... stay inside and park your F150 A*****e before you kill someone.. the most satisfying sound i ever heard was someone who constantly drove down my street 75 mph rain or shine..one day it was snowing its a*s off... they fly by and 5 seconds later was the sound of their truck plowing through the woods.

1point

SkekVi 1 year ago

"I've never used an oven except to dry my shoes." said to me by a coworker when i worked in manhattan. After I told him I loved cooking. I'm not sure why he thought this would impress me at all. Why would you brag about being so helpless?

5points

Andy Frobig 1 year ago

I have relatives who like to brag about what foods they won't eat. Not vegan, just picky

3points

DBear 1 year ago

Having street smarts. That means you actually don't.

TheFloydist 1 year ago

Is there anything worth bragging about? I guess I just never got the whole concept of bragging in general?

2points

David A Paterson 1 year ago

That is a very good question. Is it valid to brag about being on Olympic athlete, or having a major role in a Hollywood movie or hit TV series?

0points

ConstantlyJon 1 year ago

Anyone who comments "First" in any comment section.

CascadedFalls 1 year ago (edited)

The continuous chatter about their daily gym routine by some individuals is truly irksome. While their dedication to an active lifestyle is admirable, the constant reminders can be quite unnecessary. It's like they're using a megaphone to broadcast their fitness schedule. Similarly, it's absolutely exasperating when people repeatedly highlight their competitiveness, belittling those who don't fit their own standards. Recognizing the unique strengths and priorities of each person is crucial. Overly excessive boasting about competitiveness can create discomfort and a judgmental environment.

Veronica Michelle 1 year ago

Dj khaled bragging how he will never perform oral on a woman but a woman must perform oral on a man because, “men are kings”

Jason Melvil 1 year ago

That's fine. Just remember that a lot of kings were beheaded...

Steve 1 year ago

My personal favorite is the size of their poo in Courics!

Rick Seiden 1 year ago

If you can't handle me at my best...

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