Good luck with those measles btw

If you haven't changed a diaper, you're not a Dad. You're a divorce waiting to happen.

Oh, sorry. I misheard. i thought you said "L for" . . .Loser.

Sadly most folks I know can't afford to miss the work! It isn't something to brag about tho

There’s too many deaths that happen because of breaking traffic rules, and plus it’s not cool

End hustle culture.

I'm amazing in bed! I can sleep for days!

So you've met the minimum, good for you

Hunting to control population (and to eat the animals!) is fine by me. But hunting an elephant or a tiger for "sport"... no. they are almost extinct..

Meanwhile, the non-designer clothes often end up being more comfortable and last longer.

"I'm not a reader." You know, there are classes for adults that never learned, let's get you signed up! "Wait"

Or nationality. You have precisely 0 influence over who is ruling the piece of land you get born onto.

I only complain about how little sleep I get

And amazingly all of your friends are the same kind of different.

"Influencer" being arrested: - You don't know who I am? I have 100,000 instagram followers - Well, be sure to tell your fellow inmates. They will be happy to learn it.

Some highly intelligent people are also very insecure. ADD, bad home life, bullied. They talk up the only good thing in their lives

Go girl!

Hmm high paying job in a family business doesn't preclude someone working hard to earn it. Sure they have a leg up, but there are plenty of people who studied hard and then worked their way up just like anyone else.

people who smoke weed making it their whole personality like nobody cares dude

Ah yes, the good old "But Steve Jobs / Bill Gates dropped out of college and became super rich and successful." This is true, but consider the numbers - there are 7 billion people on this planet, but only ONE Steve Jobs / Bill Gates. The odds of you becoming the next one are very, very, very low.

I wish they'd normalise having a midday nap at work. One of the people I worked with had a doctor's note about taking a nap during work due to some condition. He used to work the morning have a quick lunch then take a nap and be refreshed for the afternoon. Was so jealous.

At the same time, in popular culture such as movies and series, it is accepted to make jokes about vegans and their "tasteless" food and thus spread a negative image through "humor". I've never force-fed my ideology, but someone always has to criticize my choices and brag about being a class A carnivore. Just thank you Jeff for telling me how you love steak and hate salad eaters. And now I wanted to eat my "pathetic" office lunch in peace.

I mean...surely you can be proud of sticking to a restrictive diet even though it's not medically necessary? I certainly couldn't so kudos to the people who can.

Can we change this to making being Vegan their personality. Like they can't have a conversation without finding a way to bring it up. Good for you, but I honestly don't care what you ate for Breakfast . I have never said oh nice shoes, I had cheerios for breakfast because you know I eat low cholesterol. It's weird STOP IT

to everyone in the comments only talking about salads and steaks,,, being vegan is about more than food, it's no leather shoes, no feathered pillows. no products or items with animal byproducts at all. I'm not vegan but it's an honorable endeavor and I can respect it.

Especially when they think it makes them better than meat eaters. Like sorry, dude, that's a dietary choice and that's all. It doesn't make you a revolutionary or savior of humanity. It doesn't necessarily make you more healthy. Some of these vegans need some supplements or something, looking like they just got out of a concentration camp.

I was totally shocked recently when I met someone who actually apologized for being vegan. Every vegan I'd met before that had boasted about it.

I'm not vegan. But I love a good salad, and have had plenty of delicious meals without meat. Let people be! As one of my best friends says, give peas a chance.

The more Vegans, the more meat for me! Seriously, we already have to deal with smug self-righteousness Evangelicals, vegans are quickly becoming just as bad. Nature is full of sharp teeth and claws, plant eaters find themselves on the bottom of the food chain.

Usually a way to conceal how much they get "triggered" by everything.

BMW stands for Break My Wallet

The only one who can do this and gets away is Al Bundy. He scored 4 Touchdowns in 1 game. Since that he is known as Polk High Football Wonderstar Al Bundy.

And are convinced they won't ever need it anyway

*dusts off the old VW necklace*

you aren't actually. communities are supposed to help people raise kids... like, the nuclear family is bs and put so much work on two people when historically children are raised by way more people than that... that's kind of humanity's whole survival strategy is community....

it's f#cking weird that people call it this. 'body count' did you murder them? if so why are you proud of this? why are you synonymising something as nice as sex with murder??? it's just a bad vibe all around.

The three subjects you aren't supposed to discuss in polite company are: politics, religion and money. One of my pet hates is listening to someone go on about how much they made this month, quarter, year, as if that somehow makes them better than you if you aren't as rich.

Hey, don't like this about my precious little Kaeeleigh!

I am proud to announce that I am a Lemon and Herb guy on the Nando's scale.

About what?

I just spent £2.50 on snacks. Still, I have 26p left! Wooo hooooooo!