That’s too funny

This is actually strangely effective

Snort-laugh!

Cousin Bob has a stressful life... :D

Glad they clarified that!

Ahh that time Winnie got high and smeared poop on the curtains

I think people would pay better attention to signs if they were more like this

😳

This looks amazing lmao i wanna go in

Pizza or cruel world? Hmmmmm.... I choose pizza :D

I poop on 'em not in 'em...weirdos. Can't believe they had to make that sign!

looks waayyy to dangerous, ill have to skip swimming today

There are signs along the highways around here which say "DRIVE N TEXT, UB NEXT".

Way quicker than driving in rush hour!

lmao im goin left to see what kind of trouble i can stir up

"we are worried the dogs might want to join in"

Really taking "honesty is the best policy" to the next level aren't they

That's some great customer service.

damn, you got my hopes up

I've already bottled mine up, does that count? Or should I leave the bottle in the vehicle too?

*inserts line* Scoot about trying to avoid people..

well that knocks out 3/2 of all possible employees

Boiiiinnnggg!!! "Is this not an automatic door?" *Leaves stage to the left, bedazzled*

Close enuf!

Wee ar fluendt!

Mi tu.

Manuel from Fawlty Towers new restaurant

That's still more comprehensible than some reddit posts I've muddled through

Speaking and spelling are 2 completely different things

I could read it, so it is fine.

looks more like 'murican.

Gud too noe.

Speak but not write. This is the difference between being partially lingual and bilingual.

Borat!

Gud tri

Yez vere clowz enuf

"do you know the words that are coming outta my mouth?"

Sank eu !

Second language and people understand you? Cool! It's good enough for most practical things!

Daeng teay ingelis goed

They say that they can speak, nott that they can write

...but can't spell it!

As well as many young fb posters do

Nope. Not going to ridicule this. English is my first language, and I still rely on the red squiggles.

Inglish, English's new brother :D

No google? No computers or phones? Dictionary? Nothing?

Ahhh that's so cute

i olso spek inglish

Texas

And I spik no Engrish....

The sign says speak, not spell...

You don't need to be able to spell to be able to speak.