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Some men do like to think that they know women better than they do themselves. Call it asshole syndrome or whatever, really, it doesn’t change how shockingly dumb some of their theories about women really are.

Like, women’s unnatural hair colors are warning signals to stay away, or that periods are telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. And while I'd like to know what kind of bad science fiction books they’re reading, this subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork gives them a proper treatment in what they deserve: being put in their place and told to cut their BS statements!

Today, we selected some of the best of the worst posts shared on the subreddit, and be sure to check out our previous posts here and here after you’re done reading this one.

#1

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

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Scagsy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is number one in the list of stupid double standards applied to women.

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#2

They Had Me In The First Half

They Had Me In The First Half

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#3

Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If word gets out that blue hair repels incels, there's going to be such a severe worldwide shortage of blue hair dye, that the girls will be using sharpies for permanent color...

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Previously we spoke with the general practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D. She told us how little men know about women’s bodies. In fact, there was a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. The doctor said that the results “were actually abysmal” and that "well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

#4

Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

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#5

I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

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#6

Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

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"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low. Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned," she explained.

#7

Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

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#8

Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

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Helen Haley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This fool thinks we just choose to bleed and be in pain at inconvenient times. How does he own a business? I'm surprised he can tie his own shoes.

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#9

How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

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Helen Haley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In case men are curious. It is uncomfortable, can be painful, and for a lot of women who have been assaulted, it is downright traumatizing.

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Some time ago, we also spoke about so-called nice guys with counsellor & psychotherapist Tati Silva, who said that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

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It turns out that a nice guy also has a sinister side. “In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend; for him, that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

#12

More Milk = More Boobs

More Milk = More Boobs

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According to Silva, misogyny occurs unconsciously and it usually can be linked back to hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure. But like everywhere, there are exceptions and the psychotherapist warns that “this doesn't apply to everyone.” “There are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be okay to be put in the friend zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back,” she concluded.

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#13

Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

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Pearl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. This man, his attitude and his made up scientific study.

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#14

Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

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#15

Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

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#16

Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

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#17

News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

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#18

I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

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NsG
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having worked in a nursery, there are very definitely little girls who could be described as a noise with dirt on it!

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#20

Seen On R/Niceguys

Seen On R/Niceguys

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Helen Haley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooooor, and hear me out, they like their hair that way and don't give a flying eff about being attractive to every man that crosses their path.

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#21

Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear, some of these MRA/Incel nutters are so deep in the closet, they're at the White Witch's palace.

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#22

The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

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Scagsy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it baffling that religion is going out of fashion. These values just prove what a forward-thinking organisation the church is. I'm baffled.

Caro Caro
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thing is, there are many women in the bible with jobs, no sah mums, etc. For example Naomi and Ruth were in real estate, Deborah achieved greatness as a judge, military leader and poet,. These a$$holes just use bits and peices that suit their purpose to which I say (as a christian) Fu*k Off.

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LH25
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And Esph5:25 "25 Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her". Wonder how many of these types do that?

HermitCrab
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the way she's carefully thinking of the perfect way to say "f*ck you Tim"

Guy MacGregor
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They should read Book of Proverbs 31:10-31 "The Virtuous Wife" work, manage and live her freaking life independently of her husband. Stop reading what and how you like.

Tim Bouchee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I vaguely recall a bible verse (could've been what comes after Eph[esians] 5:22, but I think it was elsewhere...) that says that wives are slaves to their husbands...and the husband is also a slave to the wife! Furthermore, Ephesians goes onto say how the husband shall love his wife as he loves himself, so it goes both ways, but of course, this delusional group seems to prefer to cherry-pick lines from the bible to fit their own twisted goals. Hmm...now where have I heard that before?

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Lyone Fein
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As both a person who is Jewish, and a Religion Professor, I would like to point out that none of these quotes come from the Jewish part of the Bible.......nor are any of these quotes the words of Jesus.

Burs
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well the Old Testament has some horrible parts as well regarding women. Pro slavery, pedophilia, incest… It’s not better

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Miriam L
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're clearly missing all the strong women in the "Old" Testament. Miriam, Deborah, Yehudit (she chopped off the enemy commander's head!)... There's so many positive examples. The bottom quote is sung as part of "Woman of Valor" - a song many Jewish families sing as a thank you to the women in their house, which talks about a woman who does business, is active outside the home, interacts with other humans, and generally is uses all of her skills to their full potential. This is about trying to control women so that a person feels an element of control in their lives because they're too afraid of life without being in charge of something...

Mark Grudzinski
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course these clueless hypocrites do a dozen things again that go against something in the bible.

BigOrangeTractor
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone needs to put a big ol' sign up next to this that just says, 'Or what?'

Susan Thomas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. And yet they are trying to appeal to women who are pursuing education…

Enlee Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And these people wonder why everyone is leaving religion in droves.

the annoying theatre kid
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this reminds me of when i was walking out of middle school and these middle aged men were handing out picket bibles and yelling at girls to save themselves for marriage. one looked me dead in the eye and said, "read the lord's word and do what's right." me and my friend told a teacher and they got kicked off the premises right away

Paul C.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know it's almost as if the Bible and Religion are a crock of Sh!te. Just my opinion before the God botherers have a go!

Christina Uhlir
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It shows that all religions are the same, were written by abusive males who play god. BTW, what rules has god for them?

Jeffrey Diehl
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This from the same book of fairie tales that says you can't eat cheeseburgers or shellfish or shrimp. How am I gonna make cioppino if I can't get any shellfish? And what about my bacon? Don't even think about touching my bacon.

Riley Quinn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As long as women march to the beat of male-designed religions, then they have no soap box to complain from. But to those women who think organized religion is misogynist, welcome to atheism. It's a freedom you won't find under those oppressive roofs.

Jada Sherman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I just don’t get it. I’m Christian, but the Bible says so many things about women being incapable! My mom said it’s just because we need a leader, but why does it have to be a man?

Sian Edwards
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ironically the stock photo model is wearing a jacket that could be considered masculine, looks like formal office attire and is therefore against god's will by these standards (dress like a modest, stay at home mother). She's also wearing makeup and her hair has definitely been straightened.

Smol Frog
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People always miss the second part of wives submit to your husbands. the verse right after it is about husbands treating their wives with respect

Susan Mercurio
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All quotes from St Paul, the misogynist of the ages. I always felt sorry for his wife.

Death Metal Kitty
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Growing up... the only submission I knew was on WWF. I'm truly appalled to think that people look for servitude when they look for a life partner.

Kantami Blossom
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So if you're an Athiest you can do whatever you want? There's a hell of a lot of words there to basically say "a woman should stay at home, do housework, only speak when spoken to, and always obey your husband" which quite frankly is a disgraceful and ridiculous thing to expect of a wife because a wife is supposed to be a partner not a slave.

Potato Puffin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

None of that. Do not submit to anyone. Don't have kids if it's not what you want. Be loud. Wear what you want!

Erin Sedoris
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would feel an overwhelming urge to stomp on this as I walk by.

Iain Lovejoy
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4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The problem with the Bible is that it has had a shade under 2000 years of men making it say what they want it to say. Ephesians 5:21 says all Christians should place themselves at each others' service, and then Ephesians 5:22 says wives should do so for their husbands equally as they do for Christ. There's no repeat of the verb in the text and all it means is that wives should include their husbands (even if not Christian) in the general duty to look after one another, and not abandon their families for the church. It goes on to say husbands should equally devote themselves to their wives. 1 Timothy 2:15 is about Eve specifically (that's who the "she" is) and it is saying that despite Eve sinning (that's where the "notwithstanding" comes from) she will be ultimately saved through the children she bore ("they" = the whole of mankind) ultimately being saved and becoming sober, loving etc etc. Titus 2 goes on to tell men to do the much the same thing. (Etc. Ran out of room.)

Lizzard Burchiel
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God said there will be good obedient women in all corners of the earth, and then made the earth round.

S
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the photo of woman in business suit giving that hilarious list the side-eye baffled derision it deserves.

Colin Matthews
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine being so conceited that you believe you are speaking for god...

Lene Leth Winterberg
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In every religion misogynists will find a way to “legitimize” their point of view. Sadly! Because there can be some beauty in religion as well. As a protestant woman who nearly died 6 years ago I have defined my own beliefs. God is a part of us as we are a part of God and the most important lesson is love. Love to yourself and love to your fellow beings. That on the board… that’s not love. That’s control! Because women are the weaker sex. However, in my eyes, if men have the need to control women, that means they are scared of them. And THAT makes the men the weaker sex! 🤷🏼‍♀️

Feminist Percussionist
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For modesty, you forgot the part where Jesus literally instead of telling women to dress a certain way he told his men to pluck out his eyes/ cut off their hands

Natalea U
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe this is all made up in a book I am making I am depicting god as a 15 year old girl who is super badass but she tries to keep her family and friends from fighting (of course not everything is going to be accurate but please I am 14 I am just writing ideas down)

Natalea U
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe it doesn’t matter what race or sexuality you are I think god truly accepts all of us and doesn’t care about that but it’s my thoughts not y’all’s

Karen Harris
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not written by God but by controlling, overbearing, desperate men

Gregg Long
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's so offensive that should be classified as fighting words and thus a defense against assault.

Kantami Blossom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its funny how they'll moan because you don't follow their religions rules by basically being a sex slave that cooks and cleans but they'll ignore the religions rules about only having sex to procreate, not wearing gold, not having a beard, or wearing mixed fabrics or any of the other stupid things that the bible forbids.

Michael Capriola Jr.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The irony is that Christianity beat out Mithraism because the latter excluded women.

Lyn Peverill
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The interesting thing is that these verses are cherry picked to show what the people with the sign wanted. It does not show the rest of what was rest of what was expected for the men.

Marian Moore
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I take it that, whoever this man is must really love watching the Duggars.

Brianna Gentry
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why my baby boomer mother, 1950’s Louisiana farm raised aunt, and I are pseudo neopagan

Just.a.ravenclaw.witch
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have this sudden, uncontrol urge to graffiti this with DAFUQ? F**K OFFF BISH!!

Leesa DeAndrea
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I'm no longer religious. Most religions want to keep women down & under male control.

Out of chocolate
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m not a huge fan of vandalism but I do have a strong urge to spray pain “eat my a$$” over this

Daniele Ribolla
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hey! dudes... Talibans are in Afghanistan, and hardly they'll come in a civilian world to make the rules! and I'm very very sad for women who must remain there with these "islamic" caveman

Deb Dedon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can hope signs like these are an indication of an extinction event in formation. Think like this? Bye-bye.

Caroline Driver
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't this all old testament stuff? There ought to be a name for so called Christians who prefer the bible before Christ turned up.

Jennifer Crompton
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't they be Jewish? And btw, these quotes are from the New Testament

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unoriginal human
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they’re going to say that women should have beauty, why on earth are they quoting Proverbs 31:30 - “Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.” ??

InfectedVoice
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I grew up surrounded by big and loud Italian women, I know of no such thing, and I wouldn't want to, personality is a great trait in a human.

WildHoneyPie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welp, besides all the rest of the copious cr*p, Tim was an idiot.

Hugh Walter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well Tim was a f88ker huh? Tim probably joined the early church to fiddle with little boys, maybe if Nero had thrown more of them to the lions . . . hay, don't shoot the messenger, just saying!

Myrkur
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate it when people pull random sentences from the bible to use to their liking. That ain't how it works. In that case there are TONS of other "rules" you need to follow but they ignore those

kjorn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

again... religion it's just crap for loser and people who crave domination over others

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People need to stop using this. it was a thing of the times and women don't have to do this anymore.

Nuhaa Izza
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh I don’t know if I should say this, but here goes; Islam doesn’t obligate marriage for women, women are not forced not to work, they’re not obligated to have children either, and Islam says women are entitled to almost anything men are, as people are equal

CatGirl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, Paul and Timothy - Israel's first two-man incel club.

Paul C.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CatGirl, not sure how I qualify as an Incel. I made no mention of women. I just think religion is the cause of a lot of the worlds problems. I love women, I've been happily married to one for over thirty years. They are a darn site better than men.

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Brandy Grote
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Titus and Timothy are letters written to specific churches and towns by a very misogynistic convert. Jesus had followers that were unmarried women, and he enjoyed their company.

Maddie Star ⭐
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be stripping off and sun bathing next to these so called values of faith, all the while enjoying some gin and tonics and gossip with so other like minded girls. BUT then I guess I am just satins whore.

Brandy Grote
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Galatians 3:28, there is no male or female, you are all one in Jesus.

Brandy Grote
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Proverbs 31:10-31. Talks about an excellent wife being one who owns a field, works in it, goes into town and sells items she's made

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Nikki Owens
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an Orthodox Christian, I don't have a problem with this except with the fundamentalist way it's being presented. All these things are appropriate for a Christian woman, but she is not limited to them & they should not be imposed on her by others. Fundamentalist evangelical types frequently misapply these principles outside their relevant contexts.

Jo Choto
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Timothy clearly hated women, as does anyone who wants a woman like that.

Nikki Owens
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Timothy didn't write it. It was a letter written to Timothy by the Apostle Paul.

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#23

Omg. So Relatable

Omg. So Relatable

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#24

This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

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Helen Haley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been a woman my whole life. This has never happened. Either I'm womaning wrong, or this guy has watched way too many pornos.

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#25

I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

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#26

Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

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Susan Green
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You really don’t understand what financially independent means, do you?

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#27

It’s That Easy

It’s That Easy

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ravina nimje
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its almost other way around, me and my brother take same amount of efforts, same diet, yet he lost 5 kg and I gained half pound.

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#28

I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

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Pearl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one has commented yet because they don't know what to say. What is this nonsense?

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#29

Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

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#30

If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

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#31

Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... attractive after I invested that money in therapy to help me stop creeping women out. There I fixed it for you.

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#32

I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

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#33

Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

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#34

"I Have Warrants"

"I Have Warrants"

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XSpooky_Mint
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bitch, you got tacos? I mean- I'm a dude, but I'll be your gf if you've got tacos

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#35

They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

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#36

"Women Would Only Last Minutes Without Men"

"Women Would Only Last Minutes Without Men"

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ravina nimje
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know how to fix almost anything. If we ever get chance to live like that, Don't worry i will fix everything including that toilet.

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#37

Apparently Y'all Be Manhunting 24/7 Lol

Apparently Y'all Be Manhunting 24/7 Lol

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#38

I- I Don’t Even Know Where To Start With This One

I- I Don’t Even Know Where To Start With This One

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#39

These Manipulative Assholes Are So Obsessed With Pitting Women Against Each Other Just So They Can Demonize Us Instead Of Blaming Themselves

These Manipulative Assholes Are So Obsessed With Pitting Women Against Each Other Just So They Can Demonize Us Instead Of Blaming Themselves

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Helen Haley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When their reaction was probably 'why was this random creeper talking to us'.

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#40

Apparently All Women Only Use For Manipulation

Apparently All Women Only Use For Manipulation

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#42

It's Depressing To See How Men Think Like This

It's Depressing To See How Men Think Like This

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XSpooky_Mint
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Won't be saying the same s**t when some badass breaks your wrist, now will ya?

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#43

If You Listen In Healt Class, You Don’t Need Sanitary Products

If You Listen In Healt Class, You Don’t Need Sanitary Products

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#44

Found On Another Sub, Women Only Like Harry Potter And Twilight Apparently

Found On Another Sub, Women Only Like Harry Potter And Twilight Apparently

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Tobias Rieper
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thats the most random bollocks i have ever read whats next a conspiracy about JFK being assassinated by a wheel of edam cheese

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#45

Are You Kidding Me?

Are You Kidding Me?

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Gabi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course. Whenever I hang out with my friends, we all go naked, fondle each other, then finish a day with massive orgasms. I mean, there are bars and restaurants where we're not allowed to enter anymore, but hey.

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#46

Women Have No Friends Only Associates

Women Have No Friends Only Associates

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#47

Til No Women Have Jobs

Til No Women Have Jobs

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jellybeb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why are men complaining when they're the ones buying the pictures and agreeing to marry those girls...

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#49

Girls Just Made Up Chemistry

Girls Just Made Up Chemistry

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Helen Haley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So very wrong. I've been attracted to guys of all varieties. In fact, the only consistent things I've noticed are a good smile, kindness, and makes me laugh. I don't care if you're dropdead gorgeous with multiple mansions, if you're a trash human being, hard no.

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#50

So Like...most Girls Then

So Like...most Girls Then

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Scagsy
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So what colour should a girls toes be? I'm pretty confused. My wife has pink toes. Should I be alarmed?

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#52

Why The Catty Woman Stereotype Needs To Be Eliminated Immediately: Exhibit A

Why The Catty Woman Stereotype Needs To Be Eliminated Immediately: Exhibit A

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Roxanne D'souza
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it when a woman compliments me, especially when its a stranger. Whether it's my lipstick shade or my shoes, it feels great and it's always been genuine unlike dudes saying "you look hot" or whatever. And I try to do the same to other women. Doesn't hurt and it can make someone's day.

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#54

On A Post About Bisexual Girls…

On A Post About Bisexual Girls…

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Tobias Rieper
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

guys are exactly the same if another dude is around especially if a girl is involved

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#55

Counterpoint: We Just Wear Whatever We Feel Like Wearing

Counterpoint: We Just Wear Whatever We Feel Like Wearing

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#57

Why Can't We Be More Like Men?

Why Can't We Be More Like Men?

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#58

Saw This On One Of The Main Boards

Saw This On One Of The Main Boards

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CatGirl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL I occasionally do this to my boss, who also doesn't give a s**t.

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