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“Vienna Is The Capital Of Australia”: 88 Times Americans Confidently Posted The Dumbest Things (New Pics)
The United States has given the world plenty of brilliant people, groundbreaking inventions, iconic movies, and impressive achievements. From science and technology to entertainment, there’s no shortage of Americans who have made their mark in one way or another.
But just like anywhere else, the country also has its fair share of folks who don’t always think before they speak. And thanks to the internet, some of their most questionable takes live on forever. There’s even a whole subreddit dedicated to calling them out, so we’ve rounded up some of the funniest and most eye-roll-worthy posts below.
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#1
"Name One Country That Surpasses The US In Culture"
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#2
"Why Is It So Difficult For Some People To Love America..."
#3
Imagine If [ireland] Joined The United States And Had Freedom
Bewitched One 3 hours ago
People like this make me not want to claim it from the same country they are
#4
America Was Not Stolen Land. It’s Was Discovered And Owned By The US
#5
Queen Is America's Answer To The Beatles
#6
"We Chose To Go To The Moon"
#7
If We (Americans) Stop Visiting, The UK Will Have An Economic Depression Tidal Wave
#8
Pride Month
#10
"The Greatest Fighting Force The World Has Ever Known"
#11
“Make America Great Again, Everybody Make Your House Red White And Blue!”
#12
"Vienna Is The Capital Of Australia"
Sapna Sarfare 29 minutes ago
Imagine having a seperate line in Austria's airport for people who confuse austria and australia.. lol. at least that's what i heard
#13
5am Is 5am. Don't Embarrass Yourself Any Further
#15
American And English And Australian Are Different Lanuage Too They Still Understand Each Other
#16
Importing American Water To Europe To Slowly Introduce Europeans To The Concept Of Drinking Water
#17
Could Someone Like Jimmy Kimmel Even Exist In Germany?
#18
How Do You Know English?
#20
Harvard (University In Massachusetts) Is The Oldest In The World
#22
"America Is The Only Country Where They're Teaching Our Kids Other Languages"
#24
I Bet Europeans Have To Wait 30+ Days For Bank Transfers
#25
We Conquered Europe Twice
John Dilligaf 52 minutes ago
came in at the last minute during WW1, after everyone else was exhausted; and I think the Red Army would have something to say about the WW2 thing.
#26
FYI It's So Incredibly Sad That No Where In Europe Accept American Money
Spellflinger 3 hours ago
I would love to see a video of an American business owner being presented with foreign currency for payment.
#28
Have Maps Lied To Us?
#31
Americans Drive Cars. Riding A Train Isn't A Flex, It Allows Someone Else To Control Your Travel. Less Freedom Is Never A Good Thing
#32
Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad? It Seems Uneven And Disproportionate Whereas American Pizza Is Far More Balanced In Its Design And Texture
#33
"America Is The Reason You Have Cars"
#34
"Alright This Question Is For Germans The Question Is Do You Guys Actually Have Aldi In Germany?"
#35
Its Probably My American Centric Brain... But Why Would A Country Decide To Make A Currency Where 1 Penny USD Is Worth 263 Units?
#39
“I Thought The Manufacturer From Spain Would Pay For This”
#41
No He’s Puerto Rican💔💔
#42
Do European Clocks Go Up To 24?
#43
Do Euros Really Use Centimeters For Height It Sounds So Goofy
#44
"So They Have Bluey In Other Languages Other Than American"
#45
“Why Are We Letting A Canadian Go To Our Moon?”
Elladine DesIsles 3 hours ago
Surely they want at least one member on a mission to have grown up with decent healthcare and public education?
#47
Irish By Blood American By Birth
#48
Will Never Visit Poland Again
tom (bat/man) 4 hours ago
We are sorry that your majesty was not greeted with the respect to which one was accustomed
#49
Fahrenheit Is Objectively Better Than Celsius
#50
"I Refuse To Submit To The British Mind Virus Of Adding Random U's"
#54
Learn To Tip. It's Not My Job To Serve You For Free!
#55
Name A European Country That Is Way Safer Than The United States, I’ll Wait…
#57
“Why Would They Speak Spanish In Europe”
#58
"Doesn't This Risk The Chickens Incubating Since They're Not Kept Cold To Suppress Incubation?"
#59
My Uncle On My Italian Side Got One Of The DNA Tests Done And It Turns Out They're Not Italian And Everyone In My Family Is Having A Mental Breakdown
#60
Also, Who Sets Their Phone In Military Time?
#62
“Next Time Change The Date Format When You Do This. You Have A Bigger Player Base In The US”
#64
We Need To Start Calling Winter Olympics Medals Participation Trophies For Rich Europeans, They're Not Real Sports Like The Summer Olympics
#65
"You Need To Specify Which Prague We're Talking About"
#67
"Oh Wait, We Are!"
#68
"Europeans Complain Here All The Time About How Bad US Chocolate Is. So Why Are Kit Kat Bars So Popular In Europe?"
#69
“Euros Getting Mad At America For Having Stricter Labeling Guidelines Will Never Not Be Funny.”
Rose the Cook 57 minutes ago
Came across American flour once, the list of ingredients was frightening. A lot were only numbers.
#71
“And They Yell At The Americans For Bringing Bad At Geography”
#72
They're Burning American Flags All Over Europe! I Thought Our President Made That Illegal?
Bewitched One 3 hours ago
It’s illegal IN America but our president cannot make laws or rules for other countries and expect them to be followed lol
#73
You Are Telling Me Greenlanders Wouldn’t Be Interested?
#74
I Didn't Have Kids, Nor Was I Expecting Any, So Denmark's Generous Maternity Leave And Excellent Childcare Were Of No Use To Me
#76
Dutch People Are Tiny
#77
Hitting A Baseball Is The Hardest Thing To Do In Sports
#78
"[...] It Is Just Min."
#79
Today Is Not The Second Day Of 26th Month
#81
“Then I Did My DNA. Turns Out, We Have No Irish At All.”
#82
This Will Sound Like An Obnoxious “Only In New York” Thing…
#85
Things I Miss As An American In Germany
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